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Juggalo Stazz
Caldari Sadistic Consortium Orbital Technology Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.04.16 11:59:00 -
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16, April, Year 23341 AD
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Missions have been paying very well. Only problem is that they are getting repetative. I have been spending alot of time docked in station, being lulled to sleep by the rocking of my ship. Things are peaceful here. The swaying motion of my Rattlesnake battleship, the light humming of the circuits and servos within the ship. Almost has rythmic beat to it, like that of a human heart. This is probably the closest that i have ever been to being in the womb of a woman. In a way, this ship, is my mother. She takes care of me, she nourishes me, she keeps me warm, she keeps me alive.
Every once and a while I think I can hear the drones in the drone bay. Making random beeps and clicks, almost as if they were communicating with eachother in idle conversation about the recent battles, or perhaps the complaints about their armor or structure status. The drones are, of course, inatimate objects, but they are like family to me. They are one of the best protecters I have, with the exception of my cruise launchers. I should repair the ones who are damaged. After all, they do serve with me. They are a force to be reckoned with.
It is almost like a carefully coreographed dance, the way they orbit my ship waiting for the command to attack. When they do attack they are like a viciuos swarm of wasp, all focusing their stings on their pray until it is lifeless. Always returning home to guard the nest against the next attack. They are swift, fierce, and always faithful. I wonder if there might be some way to capture a rogue drone, and adapt it for use in my drone squad. I should probably not think of such crazy ideas. They are after rogue drones. Like wild lions, quick to attack any prey they can run down.
Ok, time for me to get back in the action. Staying here in my pod, in station, has me thinking wild thoughts. It is time to occupy my mind with the thoughts of combat. Time to go see my agent and see what he has to offer today.
Fly safe,
Juggalo Stazz
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Mysa
Gallente Mortis Angelus Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.04.16 12:04:00 -
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My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, and they like, Its better then yours, I can teach ya but i have to charge..
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Embrace My Hate
Amarr Shogunate. Drop the Hammer
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Posted - 2011.04.16 12:21:00 -
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Originally by: Mysa My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, and they like, Its better then yours, I can teach ya but i have to charge..
I lol'd so hard I almost fell off my chair.
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Capricorn 0ne
Caldari Heaven's Army Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.04.16 13:49:00 -
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SAGE
You ever thought about just going to blogspot and starting a blog? RUST GSBG 2LGT2QT |
Stern Kyrenov
Gallente Executive Intervention Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.04.16 15:14:00 -
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:rp on coad:
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Niraia
Gallente Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.16 17:04:00 -
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Hail!
Back to IGS so I can mock you in-character <3 -
shipsofeve.com eohpoker.com sanshasnation.net
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Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.16 19:19:00 -
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I put on my robe and wizard's hat
and take off my pants
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Feligast
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.16 19:24:00 -
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I throw rocks at cats
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Lykouleon
Gallente Bad Kitty Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.16 20:16:00 -
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Originally by: Feligast I throw rocks at cats
Not cool, brosef Don't click on this. No, really, don't, it'll make your eyes bleed. |
Feligast
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.16 20:23:00 -
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Hug it out?
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Nynjato
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.16 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: Feligast I throw rocks at cats
Strange technique. I find it much more effective to throw cats at rocks. Signature removed for not being EVE Related. Zymurgist |
Christopher AET
Gallente Segmentum Solar Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.04.18 15:54:00 -
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My refrigerated dairy product calls all thefemales of my species to my spatial garden area, and I am correct in my assessment that my product is superior to yours. I could educate you on it's manufacturing but that would incur a large service fee.
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Leeroy McJenkins
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.18 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Christopher AET My refrigerated dairy product calls all thefemales of my species to my spatial garden area, and I am correct in my assessment that my product is superior to yours. I could educate you on it's manufacturing but that would incur a large service fee.
I write to inform you that your dairy product is not actually a diary product but a milky white substance manufactured from my ding-dong.
Originally by: Leeroy McJenkins There is no real pvp in EVE, there is only winning or losing and then feeling :smug: about winning or sore about losing. There is nothing wrong with this arrangement.
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar Mercenaries of Andosia Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.04.18 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Mysa My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, and they like, Its better then yours, I can teach ya but i have to charge..
Wanna mysa? Mysa??
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thedragoon
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.22 04:30:00 -
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i enjoyed it
nice story! :) you should write some more! :)
glad to see you enjoying eve in empire.
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Baron Wikkheiser
Caldari Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.04.22 07:00:00 -
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22 April, Year 23341 AD
Today i realized i should shave my balls, but I didn't.
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.22 08:51:00 -
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22 April 20874
Today was yet another great day. In this region of deep space in the outer reaches of the galaxy i had identified numerous, seemingly random groupings of Serpentis aligned ships and crew. Each group approximated several battleship class ships, as well as escording cruisers and frigates.
On the discovery of each group, i called in a very good friend of mine, Headerman1 (odd name...) to aid me in the sudden change these Serpentis ships made: They were attacking me! Why?? Why must they attack me whenever i discover them? Can we not dock and dine (D&D), enjoy the sighs and spleandours of space over a hearty roast chicken and potatos? Alas no. I, and my best friend Headerman1 are forced to eliminate their hostile intentions by eliminating their vessels. In doing so, this unfortunately eliminates them as well.
What of the crew though? How many lives are on each ship that are snuffed out as my guns fire, and Headerman1's drones quickly eliminate ship after ship?
And WHO is giving me free money?? Why does this happen after every such encounter???
I have had enough of killing. Headerman1 and I are recalled to base. We have discovered a station in a distant region of the galaxy that once belonged to our old nemesis; IT Alliance. We must destroy it as quickly as possible.
Headerman out.
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