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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2011.04.18 02:24:00 -
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Went through one of my whimsical moods late 2008 and made this parody of "One Night in Bangkok". Please enjoy.
One Night In Jita
[Shar Tegral] Jita, mercantile setting And the market don't know that the system is getting. The creme de la creme of the trade world in a race with everything but Yul Brynner
Local chat flies -- doesn't seem a minute since the last alt contract scam posted in it, 0.01 isk change -- don't you know that when you trade at this level there's no ordinary venue
Not Amarr -- not Oursulaert -- not Heimatar -- or -- or this place!
[Chorus] One night in Jita and the market's in a pit The stations are camped, undocking ain't risk free You'll be dead in a minute if you are faction fit And if you're lucky your pod will get free I can feel a ganker target locking me
[Shar Tegral] One downtime's very like another When your head's down over your spreadsheets, brother
[Chorus] It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity To be looking at the screen, not looking at the fighting
[Shar Tegral] Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, lagged out, desyncing battle --
[Chorus] Post, lie, cheat, and steal from people too stupid to have the anti-scam feel
[Shar Tegral] Get Pod'd! You're talking to a capitalist Whose every move's among the purest. I get my isks without scamming, loser
[Chorus] One night in Jita makes a hard man humble Not much between success and failing One night in Jita and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your undocking I can see a ganker flying next to me
[Shar Tegral] Eve's gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness This grips me more than would a bloody old rpg or fast paced shooter
And thank God I'm playing the game -- enjoying it --
I don't see you guys rating The kind of game I'm contemplating I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the score we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your fleets, your battles, your mission grinding --
[Chorus] One night in Jita and the market's in a pit The stations are camped, undocking ain't risk free You'll be dead in a minute if you are faction fit And if you're lucky your pod will get free I can feel a ganker target locking me
One night in Jita makes a hard man humble Not much between success and faling One night in Jita and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your undocking I can see a ganker flying up to me
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves; Aptitude and intellect are needless here; 'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Brock Nelson
Caldari T2 Technologies Unlimited SRS.
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Posted - 2011.04.18 02:29:00 -
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Quote:
Can't be too careful with your undocking I can see a ganker flying up to me
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Samroski
Games Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.18 10:13:00 -
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Originally by: Shar Tegral
One night in Jita and the market's in a pit The stations are camped, undocking ain't risk free You'll be dead in a minute if you are faction fit And if you're lucky your pod will get free I can feel a ganker target locking me
That rings so true! Exiting Jita is always fun. More so now than in 2008.
Thanks for sharing.
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CCP Spitfire
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.18 11:46:00 -
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Moved from 'Market Discussions'.
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Agrapena
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2011.04.18 13:06:00 -
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i loled.. Thanks Shar... made my day.
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ITTigerClawIK
Amarr Galactic Rangers Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2011.04.18 17:16:00 -
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BM'd and awesome song :-P might have to make an audio track and get someone to sing that now....
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Scorpionidae
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Posted - 2011.04.18 17:39:00 -
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That is truly well cool. And as above BM'ed.
Scorpionidae
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Cyniac
Gallente Twilight Star Rangers
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Posted - 2011.04.18 18:46:00 -
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Hilarious
Now the only question is...
Are you going to take the next obvious step and offer a substantial reward for the best performance of the song itself?
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2011.04.18 18:57:00 -
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Originally by: Cyniac Are you going to take the next obvious step and offer a substantial reward for the best performance of the song itself?
I've got in house musicians I can call upon. (Shameless plug for my sister.)
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves; Aptitude and intellect are needless here; 'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
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