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Darth McDarth
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Posted - 2011.05.06 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Mistress Vice Are you a War deck Corp? if so then the following describes you: 1. you live in a closet. 2. you play with yourself. 3. you lick your own balls. 4. you war deck those you envy. 5. you have no real life. 6. you cant win a battle by yourself. 7. you feel big when your nuts are on your tongue. 8. you love to gate camp when your putting on clearasil. 9.. you love to prey on the asisted living. 10. you are still abused and still a child. 11. you put others down so you can feel better about yourself. 12. you name your characters (Pwnss) cause you suck on your main. 13. you have no life so you want others to feel your pain. 14. you cant have children because woman wont have you. 15. you dont know what a job is because you voted for our currnet president 16. you hide behind a newbie toon cause your main is doning the same thing im doing.
Gave me a chuckle when I read her bio.
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Grumpymunky
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Posted - 2011.05.06 04:18:00 -
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Sounds like someone who has pain in their nether regions from war declarations, and fantasies of orally stimulating their own genitals.
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Cephelange du'Krevviq
Caldari Seventh Exploration and Engagement Command
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Posted - 2011.05.06 04:43:00 -
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Originally by: Mistress Vice Are you a War Dec Corp? if so then the following describes you: 1. you live in a closet. 2. you play with yourself. 3. you lick your own balls. 4. you war dec those you envy. 5. you have no real life. 6. you can't win a battle by yourself. 7. you feel big when your nuts are on your tongue. 8. you love to gate camp when you're putting on Clearasil. 9.. you love to prey on the assisted living. 10. you are still abused and still a child. 11. you put others down so you can feel better about yourself. 12. you name your characters (Pwnss) cause you suck on your main. 13. you have no life so you want others to feel your pain. 14. you cant have children because woman won't have you. 15. you don't know what a job is because you voted for our current president 16. you hide behind a newbie toon cause your main is doing the same thing I'm doing.
Irony/hypocrisy much in #11?
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Tea2theBag
Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap
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Posted - 2011.05.06 11:41:00 -
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Argument invalid?
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Mistress+Vice#losses
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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2011.05.06 12:14:00 -
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RING RING
Hello, Is this the IEEE?
Great, I think I have found someone you may want to take a quick look at.
Yes the name, one sec I have it right here.... Mistress Vice. Yes I know, it does sound like a name a repressed overweight basement dweller would use in an online game.
Anyway, must go,
No you say it first..
No you...
Ok, together, 3, 2, 1...
Love you, Bye!
CLICK
------------------------ Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum "I've got a couple of Strippers on my ship... and they just love to dance!" ------------------------ |
WIlly Fisterbottom
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Posted - 2011.05.06 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Mistress Vice Are you a War deck Corp? if so then the following describes you: 1. you live in a closet. 2. you play with yourself. 3. you lick your own balls. 4. you war deck those you envy. 5. you have no real life. 6. you cant win a battle by yourself. 7. you feel big when your nuts are on your tongue. 8. you love to gate camp when your putting on clearasil. 9.. you love to prey on the asisted living. 10. you are still abused and still a child. 11. you put others down so you can feel better about yourself. 12. you name your characters (Pwnss) cause you suck on your main. 13. you have no life so you want others to feel your pain. 14. you cant have children because woman wont have you. 15. you dont know what a job is because you voted for our currnet president 16. you hide behind a newbie toon cause your main is doning the same thing im doing.
Sounds like a nearly terminal case of Vagina Sand. Keep her in your prayers.
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.05.06 16:56:00 -
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Originally by: Tea2theBag Argument invalid?
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Mistress+Vice#losses
Corp member: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12189657 - - [SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo WarDec Corp
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Posted - 2011.05.06 17:02:00 -
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Originally by: Darth McDarth
Originally by: Mistress Vice
10. you are still abused and still a child.
That hit below the belt. This means war.
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FeralShadow
RipStar. United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.06 17:26:00 -
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She does mining?
Who does THAT any more??!
get with the times SHEESH _______________________________________________ "If you want to taste the ground, feel free to attack." - Kenshin Himura
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takedoom
Gallente Blackwater USA Inc. Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2011.05.06 19:11:00 -
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If only I was flexible enough to put my own balls in my mouth.
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Nizran L'Crit
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Posted - 2011.05.10 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: takedoom If only I was flexible enough to put my own balls in my mouth.
You mean you aren't?
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Singeaboot Raj
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Posted - 2011.05.10 16:15:00 -
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Originally by: Nizran L'Crit
Originally by: takedoom If only I was flexible enough to put my own balls in my mouth.
You mean you aren't?
Videos on the internet exist where man pleases himself with his own mouth
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Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.05.11 06:16:00 -
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Originally by: Singeaboot Raj
Originally by: Nizran L'Crit
Originally by: takedoom If only I was flexible enough to put my own balls in my mouth.
You mean you aren't?
Videos on the internet exist where man pleases himself with his own mouth
I'm never going to live that one down.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.05.11 06:53:00 -
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Originally by: Mistress Vice Are you a War deck Corp? if so then the following describes you: 1. you live in a closet. 2. you play with yourself. 3. you lick your own balls. 4. you war deck those you envy. 5. you have no real life. 6. you cant win a battle by yourself. 7. you feel big when your nuts are on your tongue. 8. you love to gate camp when your putting on clearasil. 9.. you love to prey on the asisted living. 10. you are still abused and still a child. 11. you put others down so you can feel better about yourself. 12. you name your characters (Pwnss) cause you suck on your main. 13. you have no life so you want others to feel your pain. 14. you cant have children because woman wont have you. 15. you dont know what a job is because you voted for our currnet president 16. you hide behind a newbie toon cause your main is doning the same thing im doing.
As a member of the Privateer alliance back when they were the main thing on these forums, let's see....
1. you live in a closet. - 1 bedroom apartment in Los Angeles, so yes! 2. you play with yourself. - Constantly 3. you lick your own balls. - I wish 4. you war deck those you envy. - I was never in charge, just shot at the little red + in overview 5. you have no real life. - 6 years USMC, resident BDSM performer at club Fetish Nation, club Hell, the Bondage Ball (yearly event in the LA fetish scene) 6. you cant win a battle by yourself. - That's because I suck 7. you feel big when your nuts are on your tongue. - I told you already, I wish I could do that 8. you love to gate camp when your putting on clearasil. - Also while fapping to IGB pron 9.. you love to prey on the asisted living. - If they are in the wardecced corp 10. you are still abused and still a child. - Meh, grew up in a 3rd world country 11. you put others down so you can feel better about yourself. - hehehehehe, yeah 12. you name your characters (Pwnss) cause you suck on your main. - I do suck on my main, I don't deny this. Ask Helicity Boson 13. you have no life so you want others to feel your pain. - I haz a life... the gf makes me 14. you cant have children because woman wont have you. - I won't have children because then I'd have to take breaks from ops to take care of the little brat(s) 15. you dont know what a job is because you voted for our currnet president - It was either the black guy or Cotton & Peggy Hill 16. you hide behind a newbie toon cause your main is doning the same thing im doing - My only alt has 51m sp and it's a carebear
Originally by: Jada Maroo Many legitimate news stories over the past few years would not have been brought to the forefront if not for Fox News.
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Manof Theland
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Posted - 2011.05.11 15:22:00 -
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Originally by: Cephelange du'Krevviq
Originally by: Mistress Vice
11. you put others down so you can feel better about yourself.
must... not... laugh.... bawwwww......
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2011.05.11 17:42:00 -
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Originally by: Darth McDarth
Originally by: Mistress Vice Are you a War deck Corp? if so then the following describes you: 1. you live in a closet. 2. you play with yourself. 3. you lick your own balls. 4. you war deck those you envy. 5. you have no real life. 6. you cant win a battle by yourself. 7. you feel big when your nuts are on your tongue. 8. you love to gate camp when your putting on clearasil. 9.. you love to prey on the asisted living. 10. you are still abused and still a child. 11. you put others down so you can feel better about yourself. 12. you name your characters (Pwnss) cause you suck on your main. 13. you have no life so you want others to feel your pain. 14. you cant have children because woman wont have you. 15. you dont know what a job is because you voted for our currnet president 16. you hide behind a newbie toon cause your main is doning the same thing im doing.
Gave me a chuckle when I read her bio.
She must have trolling trained to lvl 5.
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.05.11 18:18:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Tea2theBag Argument invalid?
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Mistress+Vice#losses
Corp member: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12189657
I was about to say "ho hum navy domie looses to OP cynabal"
Then I saw the T1 guns.
Which drew me to the Miner II.
Which directed my attention to the cluster**** that guy tried to pass off as a lowslot fitting.
I can't heal stupid
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.05.11 19:02:00 -
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Originally by: Aiwha
Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Tea2theBag Argument invalid?
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Mistress+Vice#losses
Corp member: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12189657
I was about to say "ho hum navy domie looses to OP cynabal"
Then I saw the T1 guns.
Which drew me to the Miner II.
Which directed my attention to the cluster**** that guy tried to pass off as a lowslot fitting.
Lets not overlook the shield extender
Originally by: Jada Maroo Many legitimate news stories over the past few years would not have been brought to the forefront if not for Fox News.
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.05.11 23:19:00 -
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Edited by: Aiwha on 11/05/2011 23:19:36
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Aiwha
Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Tea2theBag Argument invalid?
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Mistress+Vice#losses
Corp member: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12189657
I was about to say "ho hum navy domie looses to OP cynabal"
Then I saw the T1 guns.
Which drew me to the Miner II.
Which directed my attention to the cluster**** that guy tried to pass off as a lowslot fitting.
Lets not overlook the shield extender
I've also noticed his drone bay consisted of 1 Praetor drone and 7 ogres.
IEEE.
Get these guys. Please. I can't heal stupid
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