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limbus
Big Shadows Initiative Mercenaries
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Posted - 2011.05.08 07:06:00 -
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"Quafe Zero is a product of the Quafe Company. Quafe does not condone the use of boosters or other illicit substances. The Quafe Company disavows responsibility for any side effects caused by consuming Sleeper technology.
Warning: Quafe Zero is designed for capsuleer use only. Side effects experienced by non-capsuleers include but are not limited to dizziness, blindness, nausea, internal hemorrhaging, IBS, sleepwalking, amnesia, sexual deviancy, vision changes, acute epidermal sloughing, partial or total loss of motor control, and minor skin rash.
Quafe Zero is manufactured in the Phoenix constellation."
From what I can see, destroyed ships have increased in this constellation the last couple of days, so I'm guessing that people are now on a crusade searching for the fountain of speed and scan resolution.
What say you serpentis missionrunners? Are there moar of this glorious beverage?
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Ifly Uwalk
Caldari Concentrated Evil
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Posted - 2011.05.08 08:36:00 -
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I'm not sure you understand - all those dead crewmembers from the destroyed ships? They are the Quafe 0.
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Paikis
Red Federation
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Posted - 2011.05.09 00:09:00 -
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Originally by: Ifly Uwalk I'm not sure you understand - all those dead crewmembers from the destroyed ships? They are the Quafe 0.
If you reprocess the Quafe, do you get canned heads?
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Gavin DeVries
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Posted - 2011.05.09 04:17:00 -
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IT'S PEOPLE! QUAFE ZERO IS PEOPLE! ______________________________________________________ PVP is a question that has no one right answer but a lot of wrong ones. - Aelana Anais
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Loraine Gess
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Posted - 2011.05.09 07:30:00 -
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Originally by: Gavin DeVries IT'S PEOPLE! QUAFE ZERO IS PEOPLE!
I don't know why this made me laugh. Despite seeing this joke about 4 times already, scrolling down to this made me giggle.
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Tandin
The Knights Templar R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.05.09 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: Loraine Gess
Originally by: Gavin DeVries IT'S PEOPLE! QUAFE ZERO IS PEOPLE!
I don't know why this made me laugh. Despite seeing this joke about 4 times already, scrolling down to this made me giggle.
Actually this isn't too far from the truth.. Quafe+
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