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N'maro Makari
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Posted - 2011.06.05 21:16:00 -
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Basically, ive got a whole lot of stuff around empire space that the empires frown upon. I need to get it to a place where I can sell, but how do I get past the NPC customs at gates?
Any tips?
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Crias Taylor
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.05 21:27:00 -
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Stick it in an Orca's Hangar array.
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Wedding Peach
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Posted - 2011.06.05 22:41:00 -
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Wave you hand and say 'These are not the drugs you're looking for' -------------------------------------------------- I am the Love Angel, Wedding Peach, and I am very displeased by your lack of love! |
Father Fondle
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Posted - 2011.06.05 22:49:00 -
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In "Papillon" the inmates held their money in "chargers": hollow metal cylinders lodged up their butts.
On a completely different topic: Lube for sale, anyone?
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Haradriel Tian
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Posted - 2011.06.06 00:46:00 -
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Make and alt you can BIOMASS and run gates with your goods.
Pray you dont get the random scan.
there you go.
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Asgarh
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Posted - 2011.06.06 00:49:00 -
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Just keep the slaves in Amarr space, where they belong.
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Shigeru Potatomoto
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Posted - 2011.06.06 01:28:00 -
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In your rectum.
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Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.06 01:45:00 -
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Get a hold of me and I can get it moved for you.
Originally by: Crias Taylor Stick it in an Orca's Hangar array.
Also, don't do that unless you want to lose your Orca. It's doesn't work anymore.
Smuggling, booster sales, recruitment. Visit my blog. |
Xylorn Hasher
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Posted - 2011.06.06 07:04:00 -
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Originally by: Velocity Prime Get a hold of me and I can get it moved for you.
Originally by: Crias Taylor Stick it in an Orca's Hangar array.
Also, don't do that unless you want to lose your Orca. It's doesn't work anymore.
Shhhhh or you will spoil the suprise
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Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.06 08:18:00 -
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I mean, uh yeah, put it in your Orca. You'll be fine.
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Adrian Idaho
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Posted - 2011.06.06 08:30:00 -
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Originally by: Father Fondle In "Papillon" the inmates held their money in "chargers": hollow metal cylinders lodged up their butts.
At the beginning of the book, the author describes the mess of defecating with his hands tied behind his back for several days, all the while trying to keep the cylinder hidden. It's one of the most cruel parts of the book.
I imagine it wouldn't be much more comfortable in your pod.
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N'maro Makari
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Posted - 2011.06.06 10:43:00 -
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Ok I already knew that the Orca hangar was probably goig to get me killed but I appreciate your humour
The general consensus seems to be some kind of rectal storage?
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Father Fondle
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Posted - 2011.06.06 12:51:00 -
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Originally by: N'maro Makari The general consensus seems to be some kind of rectal storage?
Welcome to C&P.
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Asgarh
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Posted - 2011.06.06 13:16:00 -
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Originally by: N'maro Makari
The general consensus seems to be some kind of rectal storage?
Maybe your first step should be to find a ship that looks like butt and gives off the impression that it's just full of ****.
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Darius III
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.06.06 14:13:00 -
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Talk to Velocity Prime.....She'll hook you up. Trustworthy and efficient-no troll
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Tob'ruk
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Posted - 2011.06.06 21:48:00 -
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At first I was going to offer you a personal lesson ......... but then saw the topic said smuggling and not snuggling.
Since I'm not nearly as good at that as snuggling the only advice I can give you is maybe use a covops?
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Bath Sheeba
Gallente Another Success Story
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Posted - 2011.06.23 21:11:00 -
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Stick it in a a Jump Freighter and jump to low/null sec.
Of course it will then be stuck in low/null sec, but hey you can't win all the time.
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LiSung
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Posted - 2011.06.24 01:21:00 -
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Here's something I've never tried before...what about a courier contract? If I were to set up a private courier contract, would the contents of the courier package show up on scan?
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.06.24 04:51:00 -
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Black Ops/Jump Freighter it out.
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Awoxina Dojona
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Posted - 2011.06.24 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: N'maro Makari Basically, ive got a whole lot of stuff around empire space that the empires frown upon. I need to get it to a place where I can sell, but how do I get past the NPC customs at gates?
Any tips?
take the goods, apply KY lube liberally, JAM IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE
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