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Steveir
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Posted - 2011.06.12 01:17:00 -
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Edited by: Steveir on 12/06/2011 01:18:05 You're gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws Open the pod bay doors, HAL - 2001 Carpe Diem - seize the carp (might be Terry Pratchett) I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too! - Wizard of Oz Where we're going, we don't need roads - Back to the Future You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good - Men In Black It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go either way - anoymous Cowards die many times before their death, The valient never taste death but once - Shakespear Oh God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space - were it not I have bad dreams (Hamlet) Shakespear
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Infested Stukov
Minmatar Infested U.E.D.
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Posted - 2011.06.12 01:49:00 -
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" This isn't a retreat, it's an offensive in the other direction!" - General Duke
This is from one of the Starcraft books. I think it was called Shadow of the Xel'Naga. - Infested Stukov |
Rodney Crittendon
Caldari Quantum Cats Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.06.12 01:50:00 -
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"A complete P-shape bath bathroom suite with taps, wastes and seat included; What more could you possibly get at this unbeatable price!" - Anonymous from http://tinyurl.com/3eayjno
Enjoy!
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Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2011.06.12 02:47:00 -
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Edited by: Nova Fox on 12/06/2011 02:47:53 "Only fire more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire" - US Army Manual "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Handgrenade isn't our friend anymore." - US Army Manual Pre-order your Sisters of ≡v≡ Exploration ship today, Updated 3APR11
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Mars Theran
Caldari EVE Rogues EVE Rogues Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.12 02:50:00 -
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Originally by: MotherMoon
Quote: GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it won¦t go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards.
beat that
That's frikin' hilarious
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Shilo Ticondrega
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Posted - 2011.06.12 03:13:00 -
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I buy your quotes for isk !! contact me asap for a free quote !! - marketing at its best.
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Kerrisone
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Posted - 2011.06.12 03:19:00 -
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Originally by: Rakamy I need a new quote for my bio I am sick of my old one but cant decide on any, so this is where the eve community comes in. I am holing a contest for the best quote for my bio and who ever submitted the one that I pick will win 75m isk.
The quote must have the person's name included with it. For example: "Ambition should be made of sterner stuff. - William Shakespeare "
You can send your quotes to me in game or post them below. The contest closes 01:00 AM GMT on 13/06/2011. The isk will be awarded to who ever post's or sends me the wining quote
Good luck to all who enter
Tell me WTF you do, WTF you want to get across, and who the **** you think you are then MAYBE we can talk quotes.
For everybody else this is the current quote in this guy's bio:
Quote: "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.ö -Dr.Seuss
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Cynter DeVries
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.12 03:45:00 -
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Edited by: Cynter DeVries on 12/06/2011 03:46:26 "I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
"When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was."
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."
"I saw this dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him 'Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over.'"
"I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something."
"I ordered a chicken sandwich but I think the waitress misunderstood me because she said, 'How would you like your eggs?' So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said 'Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun. ****, it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!'"
All from Mitch Hedberg.
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Khira Kitamatsu
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Posted - 2011.06.12 03:46:00 -
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" " - Sound of Silence
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democrities
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Posted - 2011.06.12 03:52:00 -
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"The goal of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other sorry bastard die for his" General George Patton
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democrities
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Posted - 2011.06.12 03:55:00 -
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Originally by: Sir Oliver Midwestshire "It's better to have believed in God and find out he doesn't exist, than to not believe in him, and find out he does." -Unknown
This isn't unknown. It's from what's called Pascal's wager, but eitherway makes no sense, since the consequences for lack of belief differ from religion to religion. For example, what if your Christian but the Islamic god turns out to be real, etc etc. There is a myriad of possibilities
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SandKid
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Posted - 2011.06.12 04:24:00 -
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"Love is eternal, but not for we men" -SandKid
ôàsometime legends are born from opportunity, the chance to do something epic. Sometimes they have greatness forced upon them, and they become a legend because they didnÆt turn away. But the greatest legends, the ones who bards sing of for thousands of years and Gods tell tales of at their heavenly banquets, they are created in a special way. REAL Legends donÆt have opportunity, they donÆt get a chance in a lifetime. They are ordinary people, like you and me, who decide they donÆt want to be ordinary anymoreà.and when they decide to not be ordinary, they become extraordinaryàthey become legends.ö -SandKid
"Better to have a horrible ending, than horrors without end" -Murphy's Law
"What do you mean overcharge?" -Barney, Half-Life (Original)
"We demand a shrubbery!" -The Knights of Ni
"So I used those quarters as ammo...who knew they could punch through shields so easily?" -Kasulli, a Minmatar Pilot
"So much time, so little to do!" -Willie Wonka (He Probably Played EVE and was a Pro at Station Spinning)
"R&D baby - Rip-Off and Duplicate." -SandKid
"If God had wanted us to not cut down trees, why the hell is the bible the most produced book? He tried stone tablets and look how THAT went!" -SandKid (Relative to an Environmentalist that lectured me for printing flyers for the Boy Scouts)
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Liu Ellens
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.06.12 05:15:00 -
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If a member causes shame for the family, it should be expelled. If a family causes shame for the village, it should be cast away. If a village causes shame for the district, it should be destroyed. If the country becomes too dangerous for your personal safety, you may leave it.
Indian proverb, quoted in '"Hindu Manners, Customs & Ceremonies': The Classic First Hand Account of India in the Early Nineteenth Century by Abbe Dubois (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbe_Dubois)
I hopefully translated it correctly from my German edition of the book. Just replace the words with capsuleer, corp, alliance and region - and you have the daily life in EVE :) -- We race. We die. There is no beauty anymore. |
BeastlyRage
draketrain Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.06.12 06:41:00 -
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"What does tactical say? I turned it off, it was depressing me" - From Clear Skies 3
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Generals4
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Posted - 2011.06.12 12:29:00 -
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Edited by: Generals4 on 12/06/2011 12:30:47 "War is to man what maternity is to a woman." - Benito Mussolini "Death solves all problems - no man, no problem." - Joseph Stalin
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Miss Skyheart Hope
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Posted - 2011.06.12 13:01:00 -
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[22:30:06] Tanya DeWinter > m8 u faul [22:30:11] Tanya DeWinter > fail*
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One01011
Gallente Creampie Surprise P I R A T E S
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Posted - 2011.06.12 13:12:00 -
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Been around the world and found That only stupid people are breeding, The cretins cloning and feeding, And I don't even own a TV
-Harvey Danger - "Flagpole Sitta"
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Caldarian Commander
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Posted - 2011.06.12 13:12:00 -
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I didn't hit you, i simply high-fived your face - Christof Vleskin
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Lord Eddard Stark
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Posted - 2011.06.12 13:19:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Eddard Stark on 12/06/2011 13:19:02 edit: added link
You simply cannot beat this:
Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless ù like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.--Bruce Lee
Watch him here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USlnfTGlhXc
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Ford Mersombre
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Posted - 2011.06.12 13:55:00 -
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Originally by: Rodney Crittendon "A complete P-shape bath bathroom suite with taps, wastes and seat included; What more could you possibly get at this unbeatable price!" - Anonymous from http://tinyurl.com/3eayjno
Enjoy!
You win the internet.
Quote: "What does tactical say? I turned it off, it was depressing me" - From Clear Skies 3"
lmao!
Clear Skies 3 had a lot of really funny bits. The PLAN B explosive on the door and the "404 navigation error" on the navigation computer were a couple others that cracked me up.
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Miilla
Minmatar Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2011.06.12 13:57:00 -
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My big Willy ↓
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Val'Dore
Word Bearers of Chaos Word of Chaos Undivided
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Posted - 2011.06.12 17:37:00 -
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'In the beginning, the EvE was without Form and Void L.' ~Thor Xian
~No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.~
Tiericide |
Scorpionidae
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Posted - 2011.06.12 18:01:00 -
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" you are too concerned with what was and what will be. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, today is a gift, that's why it's called the present." Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda
Scorpionidae
I found the signature!!!!! |
Grog Barrel
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Posted - 2011.06.12 18:48:00 -
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"that's pure gayness dude!!!" - unknown
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Meiyang Lee
Gallente Azteca Transportation Unlimited Gunboat Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.06.12 18:54:00 -
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Edited by: Meiyang Lee on 12/06/2011 18:57:04 Edited by: Meiyang Lee on 12/06/2011 18:55:03 Pick any number from the following:
The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries (Originally Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates), it's writer is unknown.
1. Pillage, then burn. 2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on. 3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. 4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins. 5. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart. 6. If violence wasnÆt your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. 9. Never turn your back on an enemy. 10. Sometimes the only way out is through. . . through the hull. 11. Everything is air-droppable at least once. 12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. 13. Do unto others. 14. "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?" 15. Only you can prevent friendly fire. 16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth. 21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. 27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. 29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less. 30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. 31. Only cheaters prosper. 34. If youÆre leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. 36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.' Alternate version: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.' 38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.
All sourced from the webcomic Schlock Mercenary.
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Shazi Mavox
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Posted - 2011.06.12 19:05:00 -
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"Fair fights are for those who does not have the brains to fight dirty" - Shazi Mavox "There are three levels of lies: A normal lie. A Cursed lie. And then we have statistics" - Unknown "The only ones who profit from wars are those who do not participate" - Unknown (Or Shazi Mavox, but I doubt I'm the first)
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wordy
Amarr Norse'Storm Battle Group Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2011.06.12 19:47:00 -
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"Kill him, Kill him! Stab him in the throat!!! - Ghandi"
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AJ Yaga
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:19:00 -
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, then you clearly haven't grasped the seriousness of the situation."
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Aquana Abyss
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:24:00 -
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Edited by: Aquana Abyss on 12/06/2011 22:25:07
"You're about as useful as a cack flavoured lollipop"
- Patches O'Hoolihan (aka Rip Torn in Dodgeball)
ps. substitue 'o' in for 'a'
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Arielynn
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Posted - 2011.06.12 23:39:00 -
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"You are now ready to join the world of Piracy and Capitolism. If you die you will be cloned back to life... It could be said that the world is almost completely full of honest people, but I prefer to say the world is completely full of almost honest people." -Aura, your electronic assistant(Removed for being too sexy in the voice department)
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