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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:11:00 -
[121]
snipe
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Soden Rah
Gallente
EVE University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:11:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Ranger 1
This thread is the poster child for "Lack of Content".
Are you kidding... this thread has more content than my pond has goldfish...
And that's saying something...
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Originally by: CCP Tuxford
bugger, I need to have a closer look at this menu function 
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Ranger 1
Amarr
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:13:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Soden Rah
Originally by: Ranger 1
This thread is the poster child for "Lack of Content".
Are you kidding... this thread has more content than my pond has goldfish...
And that's saying something...
The sad thing is, compared to the rest of the content in this forum, you could be right. 
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Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:16:00 -
[124]
Mr kidd has a real "motherofgod.jpg" thing going on...
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JC Anderson
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:50:00 -
[125]
I'm still floored that CCP POSTED in the thread instead of locking it as per the norm.
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Soden Rah
Gallente
EVE University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:55:00 -
[126]
Originally by: JC Anderson
I'm still floored that CCP POSTED in the thread instead of locking it as per the norm.
They know a good thing when they see it ;-)
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Originally by: CCP Tuxford
bugger, I need to have a closer look at this menu function
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Zindela
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:57:00 -
[127]
Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, IFm not questioning your powers of observation, IFm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the tvox populiv now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that itFs my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : IFm quite sure they will say so.
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Originally by: CCP Fallout
This is not the booze you are looking for.
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Soden Rah
Gallente
EVE University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:59:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Zindela
Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, IFm not questioning your powers of observation, IFm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the tvox populiv now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that itFs my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : IFm quite sure they will say so.
one of my favourite scenes from one of my favourite films ... Thanks for that :-)
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Originally by: CCP Tuxford
bugger, I need to have a closer look at this menu function
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JC Anderson
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.06.12 23:36:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Soden Rah
Originally by: Zindela
Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, IFm not questioning your powers of observation, IFm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the tvox populiv now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that itFs my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : IFm quite sure they will say so.
one of my favourite scenes from one of my favourite films ... Thanks for that :-)
Indeed. Excellent movie.
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Fix Lag
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Posted - 2011.06.12 23:49:00 -
[130]
Niko's father was a violent alcoholic, who abused him, his mother and elder brother. Niko's mother, Milica, who possessed a maternal and caring nature, regretted that her sons were forced to endure such hardships as children, since Niko and his brother grew up during the difficult times of the Yugoslav Wars. His elder brother was killed in action in the war, a war in which Niko participated as an enraged youth, motivated by ill-founded nationalism. Niko witnessed numerous atrocities during the war,[9] including the murder and mutilation of over 50 children, which led to his cynical perspective on life, with certain degrees of regret, depression, emotional and social detachment. A defining moment in the war for Niko was when his army unit of fifteen young men from his village were ambushed by the enemy. Niko barely escaped the ambush, and weeks later concluded that the unit had been betrayed by one of their own soldiers, so he returned to the pit where his friends were buried and shoveled up, counted, and identified each of the corpses. From this he learned there were two other survivors: Florian Cravic and Darko Brevic. Niko vowed to search for the perpetrator, motivated not solely by revenge, but a need for closure and to move on with his own life. Despite this, Niko possesses certain skills which were acquired during his early army training, such as close quarter combat, slight helicopter piloting, shooting and swimming.
By the end of the war, Niko experienced difficulty finding work and leading a normal life. His cousin Roman decided to settle in the United States, in order to lead a new life in Liberty City before the war. Niko, knowing only violence, turned to the Balkanic criminal underworld for the following ten years, while at the same time trying to search for the two other men who survived the ambush. After being released from a brief stint in prison, Niko joined a smuggling and trafficking ring run by Russian criminal Rodislav "Ray" Bulgarin. Niko would eventually discover that Florian Cravic, one of the two survivors of the ambush, was also residing in Liberty City.
During one smuggling run into Italy, the boat that Niko was working on sank in the Adriatic Sea a mile from the nearest shoreline. Niko managed to abandon the ship and swim to safety, however everything else placed on the ship was lost beyond salvaging. Bulgarin accused Niko of escaping with the money on board. Although Niko denied the accusations, Bulgarin refused to believe him and he was too powerful to argue with, so Niko joined the merchant navy in order to flee from Bulgarin. He spent the following seven months at sea in the Atlantic Ocean, befriending the crew of the Platypus and contemplating Roman's request for him to come to Liberty City. Roman had been asking Niko to come to Liberty City to share his lavish life of a mansion, a sports car, money and beautiful women, which Niko desired and perceived as a "break". Niko was also motivated to come to Liberty City in order to locate Florian Cravic and evade Bulgarin.
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Elesaar
Caldari
Marinello Enterprises
Destiny Corrupted.
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Posted - 2011.06.12 23:50:00 -
[131]
Why do people keep replying to this the topic been deleted long time ago
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Fix Lag
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Posted - 2011.06.12 23:52:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Elesaar
Why do people keep replying to this the topic been deleted long time ago
Jita ran out of content and we were asked to provide some by the Caldari government.
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Aruken Marr
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.12 23:59:00 -
[133]
ITT
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Vice Admiral Spreadsheet
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Posted - 2011.06.13 00:15:00 -
[134]
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Neoexecutor
Minmatar
Skynet Technologies
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Posted - 2011.06.13 00:15:00 -
[135]
Edited by: Neoexecutor on 13/06/2011 00:16:59
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.06.13 00:17:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Xenuria
I don't need a LICENSE to take a photoshooped image and lay it on top of the game client and make pretend my character is naked.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.13 00:24:00 -
[137]
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voodoo
Evolution
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2011.06.13 00:46:00 -
[138]
Hi mom.
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Mr Kidd
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Posted - 2011.06.13 01:00:00 -
[139]
Oh wow! I can see my house from here.
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Blood Fart
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Posted - 2011.06.13 01:03:00 -
[140]
4. ACCESSIBLE ELEMENTS AND SPACES: SCOPE AND TECHNICAL REQUIREMENTS.
4.22 Toilet Rooms.
4.22.1 Minimum Number. Toilet facilities required to be accessible by 4.1 shall comply with 4.22. Accessible toilet rooms shall be on an accessible route.
4.22.2 Doors. All doors to accessible toilet rooms shall comply with 4.13. Doors shall not swing into the clear floor space required for any fixture.
4.22.3* Clear Floor Space. The accessible fixtures and controls required in 4.22.4, 4.22.5, 4.22.6, and 4.22.7 shall be on an accessible route. An unobstructed turning space complying with 4.2.3 shall be provided within an accessible toilet room. The clear floor space at fixtures and controls, the accessible route, and the turning space may overlap.
4.22.4 Water Closets. If toilet stalls are provided, then at least one shall be a standard toilet stall complying with 4.17; where 6 or more stalls are provided, in addition to the stall complying with 4.17.3, at least one stall 36 in (915 mm) wide with an outward swinging, self-closing door and parallel grab bars complying with Fig. 30(d) and 4.26 shall be provided. Water closets in such stalls shall comply with 4.16. If water closets are not in stalls, then at least one shall comply with 4.16.
4.22.5 Urinals. If urinals are provided, then at least one shall comply with 4.18.
4.22.6 Lavatories and Mirrors. If lavatories and mirrors are provided, then at least one of each shall comply with 4.19.
4.22.7 Controls and Dispensers. If controls, dispensers, receptacles, or other equipment are provided, then at least one of each shall be on an accessible route and shall comply with 4.27.
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Abdiel Kavash
Caldari
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.06.13 01:09:00 -
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REQUIREMENTS TO PLAY
To play EVE, you must: (i) purchase a license to the Software (this may be available with the purchase of a boxed version of the Game and/or from the EVE web site http://www.eveonline.com); (ii) establish online a valid account (an "Account") and keep that Account active by paying the subscription fees on a timely basis; (iii) obtain and maintain your own Internet access (Internet access is required to play EVE; CCP is not responsible for your access to the Internet); and (iv) comply with the EULA.
YOUR ACCOUNT
You may establish only one (1) account for each copy of the Software licensed. If you wish to establish another Account, you must obtain another license for the Software (you may be able to do this by purchasing another boxed version of the Software or from the EVE Online web site http://www.eveonline.com).
A. Establishing a New Account
Upon establishing a new Account, you will be entitled to play EVE for up to thirty (30) days without paying the subscription fee (the "Trial Period"). If your Account is not terminated in accordance with the procedures set forth below within that thirty (30) day period, you will be charged the subscription fees as described during the registration process when you established your Account.
Only an individual, natural person who is an adult or, in the discretion of such an adult, his or her minor child, may establish an Account. You are responsible and liable for all activities conducted through your Account, regardless of who conducts those activities.
You may not share your Account with anyone, or allow anyone other than you personally (or your minor child, if you have registered an Account on behalf of your minor child) to access or use your Account. Joint or shared ownership or use of an Account by more than one user is prohibited.
Accounts may not be used for business purposes. Access to the System and playing EVE is intended for your personal entertainment, enjoyment and recreation, and not for corporate, business, commercial or income-seeking activities. Business entities and anyone who is acting for or on behalf of a business or for business purposes may not establish an Account, access the System or play EVE. Accessing the System or using the Game for commercial, business or income-seeking purposes is strictly prohibited.
B. Passwords and Names
You will be asked to select a password during the registration process ("Password"). You may not disclose your Password to anyone or allow anyone to use your Password to access the System or play EVE. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your Password and for any damage, harm, lost or deleted characters, etc. resulting from your disclosure, or allowing the disclosure, of any Password, or from use by any person of your Password. You may not obtain, attempt to obtain, use or attempt to use the password of anyone else. You are responsible for remembering your Account information and Password.
You will be assigned a login name and a character name during the registration and character creation process. You may not allow anyone to use your login name or character name to access the System or play EVE. No player may use the character name of another player to impersonate or falsely represent his or her identity. You may not obtain, attempt to obtain, use or attempt to use the login name or character name of anyone else.
You are encouraged to use a pseudonym, but you may not choose a name that violates anyone's trademarks, publicity rights or other rights. Acceptance of a pseudonym by the System does not mean that your chosen pseudonym does not violate anyone's rights. You are responsible for any liability incurred by yourself, CCP or anyone else due to the pseudonym you choose. CCP retains the right to reject any pseudonym it determines, in its sole discretion, is unlawful, indecent, obscene or otherwise violates standards of good taste.
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EVE IS DYING RUN TO THE HILLS! WE MIGHT HAVE TO ENGAGE WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS MMO! THEY MIGHT SHOOT AT US WHILE WE ARE BUSY HOLDING HANDS AND FROLICKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Astroka
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Posted - 2011.06.13 01:12:00 -
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I love you.
Originally by: Ioci
Welcome to the bustedness of EVE.
1 guy can disband a 2000 man alliance and wipe out trillions, that's cool.
Give back a noob 10 mill? No, that's game breaking.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2011.06.13 02:01:00 -
[143]
This thread is now diamonds.
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S'qarpium D'igil
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Posted - 2011.06.13 02:19:00 -
[144]
Originally by: captain foivos
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.06.13 02:31:00 -
[145]
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Make ISK||Build||React||1k papercuts
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Clyde ElectraGlide
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2011.06.13 02:56:00 -
[146]
To the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States:
An appalling calamity has befallen the American people since their chosen representatives last met in the halls where you are now assembled. We might else recall with unalloyed content the rare prosperity with which throughout the year the nation has been blessed. Its harvests have been plenteous; its varied industries have thriven; the health of its people has been preserved; it has maintained with foreign governments the undisturbed relations of amity and peace. For these manifestations of His favor we owe to Him who holds our destiny in His hands the tribute of our grateful devotion.
To that mysterious exercise of His will which has taken from us the loved and illustrious citizen who was but lately the head of the nation we bow in sorrow and submission.
The memory of his exalted character, of his noble achievements, and of his patriotic life will be treasured forever as a sacred possession of the whole people.
The announcement of his death drew from foreign governments and peoples tributes of sympathy and sorrow which history will record as signal tokens of the kinship of nations and the federation of mankind.
The feeling of good will between our own Government and that of Great Britain was never more marked than at present. In recognition of this pleasing fact I directed, on the occasion of the late centennial celebration at Yorktown, that a salute be given to the British flag.
Save for the correspondence to which I shall refer hereafter in relation to the proposed canal across the Isthmus of Panama, little has occurred worthy of mention in the diplomatic relations of the two countries.
Early in the year the Fortune Bay claims were satisfactorily settled by the British Government paying in full the sum of 15,000 pounds, most of which has been already distributed. As the terms of the settlement included compensation for injuries suffered by our fishermen at Aspee Bay, there has been retained from the gross award a sum which is deemed adequate for those claims.
The participation of Americans in the exhibitions at Melbourne and Sydney will be approvingly mentioned in the reports of the two exhibitions, soon to be presented to Congress. They will disclose the readiness of our countrymen to make successful competition in distant fields of enterprise.
Negotiations for an international copyright convention are in hopeful progress.
The surrender of Sitting Bull and his forces upon the Canadian frontier has allayed apprehension, although bodies of British Indians still cross the border in quest of sustenance. Upon this subject a correspondence has been opened which promises an adequate understanding. Our troops have orders to avoid meanwhile all collisions with alien Indians.
The presence at the Yorktown celebration of representatives of the French Republic and descendants of Lafayette and of his gallant compatriots who were our allies in the Revolution has served to strengthen the spirit of good will which has always existed between the two nations.
You will be furnished with the proceedings of the Bimetallic Conference held during the summer at the city of Paris. No accord was reached, but a valuable interchange of views was had, and the conference will next year be renewed.
At the Electrical Exhibition and Congress, also held at Paris, this country was creditably represented by eminent specialists, who, in the absence of an appropriation, generously lent their efficient aid at the instance of the State Department. While our exhibitors in this almost distinctively American field of achievement have won several valuable awards, I recommend that Congress provide for the repayment of the personal expenses incurred in the public interest by the honorary commissioners and delegates.
No new questions respecting the status of our naturalized citizens in Germany have arisen during the year, and the causes of complaint, especially in Alsace and Lorraine, have practically ceased through the liberal action of the Imperial Government in accepting our often-expressed views on the subject. The application of the treaty of 1868 to the lately acquired Rhenish provinces has received very earnest attention, and a definite and lasting agreement on this point is confidently expected. The participation of the descendants of Baron von Steuben in the Yorktown festivities, and their subsequent reception by their American kinsmen, strikingly evinced the ties of good will which unite the German people and our own.
Our intercourse with Spain has been friendly. An agreement concluded in February last fixes a term for the labors of the Spanish and American Claims Commission. The Spanish Government has been requested to pay the late awards of that Commission, and will, it is believed, accede to the request as promptly and courteously as on former occasions.
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Akira Samposeppa
Gallente
Arthashastra
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Posted - 2011.06.13 04:17:00 -
[147]
OMG!! i just realized something...
Originally by: captain foivos
Shadoo kinda looks like president of my country only younger 
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion
RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.06.13 04:32:00 -
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Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2011.06.13 05:06:00 -
[149]
Originally by: DeftCrow Redriver
Why Sisko is the best captain in Starfleet:
Military:
*Defiant.
*Quantum Torpedoes.
*Never lost in hand-to-hand combat.
*Picard gets blown up by three Klingon birds-of-prey. Sisko fights a war with Klingons and makes them surrender.
*He commands a fleet of six hundred Starfleet ships, in front of dozens of admirals.
Personal & Social:
*Morn.
*He is true to his ethnicity, unlike a "French" who speaks in an English accent and reads Shakespeare.
*Unlike Picard who's stuck as a captain for 15 years, Sisko gets promoted. Three times. (Emissary, Captain, Prophet)
*He is a good dad.
*His son and son's friend are not Wesley Crusher.
*O'Brien was a transporter chief under Picard. He puts LaForge to shame under Sisko.
*Worf was a sandbag under Picard. He saves the Klingon Empire under Sisko. He is, of course, deeply intimidated by Sisko.
*Colonel Kira.
*Odo.
*Elim Garak.
*Jadzia Dax.
*Ezri Dax. She may be a councilor but she is not Troi.
*Quark. His holosuites never break down by themselves, unlike the holodeck in the Enterprise.
*He punched a god(Q), worships a god(Prophets), is worshiped as a god(Emissary), is worshiped by a god(Odo), and becomes a god(prophet).
*He Drinks Klingon Coffee (rakatajino), not Earl Grey or wimpy human coffee.
*Picard had male pattern baldness. Sisko shaves his hair by choice and puts the hair on his beard.
Diplomacy:
*He is willing to do whatever it takes, including gassing human colonies and turning them into "former" human colonies.
*He makes a better Klingon than most Klingons. He also gives them good fights regularly.
*Picard was tortured by the Cardassians. Sisko destroys their legal tradition by shooting a stare.
*Picard has a hard time with Romulans. Sisko f_ing blows one up and accomplishes more in a single episode than Picard did in his entire series.
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Digital Messiah
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Posted - 2011.06.13 05:12:00 -
[150]
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It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:
Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
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