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CORPSE FEMALE
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:38:00 -
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I was expecting some wealthy clients so I stripped down right away.
I noticed that my *things* were like milk jugs...
This client had some... unusual requests, so I got into the leopard makeup and waited for him at the door.
After the client left several hours later, I started trying to scrub the stuff off, but somehow I must have triggered a chemical reaction!
Things got steadily WORSE and WORSE!
I even started having hallucinations!
Eventually it got so bad my hair came right off!
There it is! My hair! It keeps wiggling! I have to kill it! I have to- *static*
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Maruyama Naomi
The 8th Order Mean Coalition
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:40:00 -
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My hair too!
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Discrodia
Gallente Symbiosis International Moose Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:41:00 -
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Oh my god I'm dying over here....
Originally by: anonymous WE JUST DID SCIENCE!
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Implying Implications
Minmatar Broski Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:42:00 -
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>Implying Implications |
sixfortyk
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:43:00 -
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this post should be sticky
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Valei Khurelem
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:44:00 -
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CCP has just revealed your true nature, you're all transvestites RL with wigs on.
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Flesh Slurper
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:45:00 -
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+1000 ROFLMAO
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Sasquatchin
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:46:00 -
[8]
Hahaha, thanks for a great laugh!
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Zeta Kalin
Large Rodent Hunters
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:49:00 -
[9]
This needs to stays on top!
-- This was the time, CCP was still CCP, it was good. |
Razin
The xDEATHx Squadron Legion of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:49:00 -
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I say, how immersive. ... If you like choice please support this topic in the Assembly Hall. Thanks.
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flapie 2
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:52:00 -
[11]
bumping, altho with this title that feels wierd to say
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dibblebill
Danneskjold Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:57:00 -
[12]
All I can say is... Wat. -------SIGNATURE------- I fly a Rook, Falcon, Blackbird and Widow. U MAD? |
Esna Pitoojee
Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:58:00 -
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This thread has given me the best laugh out of Incarna yet. ----------------------------------------------
Say "Amarr ships suk, lol." I dare you.
My statments do not represent the opinions, views, or actions of my corp. |
Alternate Poster
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:58:00 -
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Originally by: sixfortyk this post should be sticky
That's disgusting!
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Nikita Alterana
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.06.22 02:59:00 -
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I endorse this product and or service.
Nikita's Graphic Arts Studio
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Kewso
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:01:00 -
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if you read your +x implants they can have side effects -----------------------
A Dysfunctional Playground |
Ghoest
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:01:00 -
[17]
real lolz
Wherever you went - Here you are.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:02:00 -
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This is the only good thing to have come out of this patch
Thanks for the laugh on what is otherwise a completely disasterous day for New Eden ~~~
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Zleon Leigh
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:03:00 -
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+1 Thanks for activating the CQ camera for the candid shots...
lolololo
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Unoriginality
Gallente Unoriginal Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:04:00 -
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Lololololololol. That is all.
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Brujo Loco
Amarr Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:07:00 -
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YOUR MONOCLE!!! CAN I HAZZ???? aarghhh EEEWWW WTH ...
You suffering from acute multiphasic photonic syndrome, well known for the first documented case in W-Space when some capsuleers began inquiries into the reproductive methods of the Sleepers.
I'd reccomend you wash off throughly and go into space.
Also LOL!!! ---Archipelago Theory---
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Brujo Loco
Amarr Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:10:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps This is the only good thing to have come out of this patch
Thanks for the laugh on what is otherwise a completely disasterous day for New Eden
WTH, when did you get a name change???????????????? ---Archipelago Theory---
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Neolithic Man
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:17:00 -
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Azahni Vah'nos
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:19:00 -
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I lol'd ... is this going to be a series?
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aetherguy881
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:25:00 -
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Fap fap fap...
Wait what?
*shrugs
Fap fap fap...
You know you're all doing it! Each time you do Hilmar get another chance to hit the "Fix the Bugs" button ------------------- Always remember this about EVE:
Life is cheap, or 15 bucks a month. |
Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:32:00 -
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Originally by: Brujo Loco WTH, when did you get a name change????????????????
It's a secret (would be discussing moderation), but this thread needs a bump. ~~~
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Jerry Pepridge
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Posted - 2011.06.22 03:35:00 -
[27]
OP IS A GOD.
BUMPING WITH PRIDE _________________________________________________
Misty McGinnity Doesn't have an iPhone. |
Sahara
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:12:00 -
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lol
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Brujo Loco
Amarr Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps
Originally by: Brujo Loco WTH, when did you get a name change????????????????
It's a secret (would be discussing moderation), but this thread needs a bump.
Awwwww, well, at least now we can travel to Parallel Dimensions using CQ, that about a neat bonus! NOT! ---Archipelago Theory---
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Liang Nuren
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:26:00 -
[30]
-- Eve Forum ***** Extraordinaire On Twitter
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Atticus Fynch
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:28:00 -
[31]
+10
bump _ _________ _ "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it." |
Celebris Nexterra
Gallente Lowsec Static
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:31:00 -
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is ****ing great!
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Jussa Tetas
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:34:00 -
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Edited by: Jussa Tetas on 22/06/2011 04:35:27 One of the best posts I've seen in years - very funny
Had to look at it again... wow that's hilarious - I think I peed a little
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:35:00 -
[34]
Bump ~~~
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Yukii Matasake
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:37:00 -
[35]
NEW IN INCARNA, EVE online's newest feature, "The Knob Exchange" have just announced a content addition to their store!
The patch will include three new items, the nude skin, the leopard skin, and perhaps the most exotic of them all, the Tye-Dye skin.
When asked, "why"? an anonymous Dev responded simply "When it comes to the Knob Exchange, its all about the e-peen baby".
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Axemaster
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:39:00 -
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Originally by: Yukii Matasake NEW IN INCARNA, EVE online's newest feature, "The Knob Exchange" have just announced a content addition to their store!
The patch will include three new items, the nude skin, the leopard skin, and perhaps the most exotic of them all, the Tye-Dye skin.
When asked, "why"? an anonymous Dev responded simply "When it comes to the Knob Exchange, its all about the e-peen baby".
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Rose Hips
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:47:00 -
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ESRB Rating This game is not yet rated for OMGWTFPAWNDYOURASSFUNNY!
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JC Anderson
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:49:00 -
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Many of those escorts are suffering from a skin condition.
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Internet White Knight
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:50:00 -
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Originally by: CORPSE FEMALE
Hey baby, looking fiiiiiiine. Look me up.
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Princess Viktoria
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Posted - 2011.06.22 04:59:00 -
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LMAO Nice work!
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.22 07:52:00 -
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Why is this thread on page 5? Such neglect is an insult to storytelling. ~~~
(ಠ_ృ)
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Lord o'Darkness
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Posted - 2011.06.22 08:25:00 -
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Edited by: Lord o''Darkness on 22/06/2011 08:25:36 A bump for. . . whatever this is
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dethleffs
HATEME'S GANK EMPORIUM
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Posted - 2011.06.22 08:39:00 -
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fantastic! hahahahahah
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Daelorn
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Posted - 2011.06.22 08:41:00 -
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Brother Spaciel
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Posted - 2011.06.22 08:43:00 -
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I can't stop laughing.
+1 sticky on this post... first good Incarna feature!!!
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Eilsel Eroma
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Posted - 2011.06.22 08:58:00 -
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Well at least you didn't accidently fall in the oven and get burnt extra crispy.
(avatar is correct look)
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Solstice Project
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Posted - 2011.06.22 10:10:00 -
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*lol* funny :D
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Dimitri Fukoyama
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Posted - 2011.06.22 10:13:00 -
[48]
How do you post pictures properly? Forum doesnt let me
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flapie 2
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.22 10:37:00 -
[49]
Even after sleeping this is still epic
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Antihrist Pripravnik
Scorpion Road Industry
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Posted - 2011.06.22 10:45:00 -
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Originally by: Alternate Poster
Originally by: sixfortyk this post should be sticky
That's disgusting!
ROFL!!! --- The EVE 3rd-Party Shutdown Party |
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Gnulpie
Minmatar Miner Tech
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Posted - 2011.06.22 10:49:00 -
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Haha, good one :-)
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Hakkar'al Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.22 11:03:00 -
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That's what happens when a/ you are too 70s b/ your character is on drugs c/ a combination of the above
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Tosser Galore
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Posted - 2011.06.22 11:11:00 -
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Second Life (now in in eve)
"Furries be here"
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DeLaBu
Caldari Hive Bound Technologies
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Posted - 2011.06.22 11:15:00 -
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Must be on the same stuff some drones are on...
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Nisanthro
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Posted - 2011.06.22 11:33:00 -
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:D
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Demonfuge Malevolent
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Posted - 2011.06.22 11:36:00 -
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LMFAO
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Zakua Corbin
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Posted - 2011.06.22 11:41:00 -
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LMAO, You are to ugly to render properly, that's your problem! I like it, here's my number ### ### #####
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.06.22 11:44:00 -
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Can I has you marry ? ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Ms Freak
Amarr Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.06.22 11:46:00 -
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lol.
How can i do this?!
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J Constantine
United Space Power Corps Dead On Arrival Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.22 11:56:00 -
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This is too funny!
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Lucilla Giulia
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Posted - 2011.06.22 12:00:00 -
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hahaha +10
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.06.22 12:01:00 -
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Nice bewbz - [SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring |
KamikazeBrAzIl
Vera Cruz Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.22 12:07:00 -
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lol thats weird
GOOD JOB CCP... Canceling 2 of 3 accounts.. You do not deserve my money lmao
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Inquisitor Bernardo Gui
Amarr Holy Imperial Inquisition
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Posted - 2011.06.22 12:12:00 -
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Bump for the good cause ..
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2011.06.22 12:13:00 -
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BEST INCARNA THREAD EVER
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Irulan Corinno
Caldari 714th SQN - Snowflakes
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Posted - 2011.06.22 12:37:00 -
[66]
+2
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Devil's Call
Caldari Malicious Destruction War Against the Manifest
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Posted - 2011.06.22 12:39:00 -
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Hahahahahaha hahahahaha HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA -----------------------------------------------
ōAll fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.ö |
Anariana
Minmatar Death'n'Taxes
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Posted - 2011.06.22 12:55:00 -
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hahahahaha awesome stuff ---------------- - Ana |
MouthSetting 42
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:23:00 -
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This is... unique.
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Kewso
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:26:00 -
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bah and here I was hoping it was some 12 year old schoolgirl offering services to pilots...
my monocle sags from sadness
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:00:00 -
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Edited by: Grey Stormshadow on 22/06/2011 20:06:33
^^Bumb with a twist
------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
icanhasurbaby
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:07:00 -
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I endorse this product or service.
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Illadelph Justice
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:11:00 -
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One million internets to you ---
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Atticus Fynch
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.23 00:24:00 -
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bumped for the lulz _ _________ _ "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it." |
Darth Dreads
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Posted - 2011.06.23 00:39:00 -
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The Force is strong in this one...
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Majestic Twilight
Amarr The Night Crew
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Posted - 2011.06.23 00:44:00 -
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WTF are you storing in those cheeks OP???!!!! Maybe I dont wanna know......
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.06.23 01:04:00 -
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Answer is in my previous post ^^^ |
Misha M'Liena
Amarr 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.06.23 02:02:00 -
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+ 10 internets.
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.06.23 09:14:00 -
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You just won the internets! +1000
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Kate Yale
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Posted - 2011.06.23 09:16:00 -
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lol...I had the milk skin and wiggling hair syndrome too! bump! no cure yet!
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Constantinus Maximus
Paxian Expeditionary Force
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Posted - 2011.06.23 09:18:00 -
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Originally by: CORPSE FEMALE I was expecting some wealthy clients so I stripped down right away.
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc408/Colin_Marcus/lolCFNUDE2.jpg
I noticed that my *things* were like milk jugs...
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc408/Colin_Marcus/lolCFNUDE.jpg
This client had some... unusual requests, so I got into the leopard makeup and waited for him at the door.
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc408/Colin_Marcus/lolCFTIGER.jpg
After the client left several hours later, I started trying to scrub the stuff off, but somehow I must have triggered a chemical reaction!
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc408/Colin_Marcus/lolCFWHOA2.jpg
Things got steadily WORSE and WORSE!
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc408/Colin_Marcus/lolCFWHOA7.jpg
I even started having hallucinations!
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc408/Colin_Marcus/lolCFWHOA6.jpg
Eventually it got so bad my hair came right off!
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc408/Colin_Marcus/lolCFWHOA3.jpg
There it is! My hair! It keeps wiggling! I have to kill it! I have to- *static*
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc408/Colin_Marcus/lolhair.jpg
Fixed.
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Thunder Jolt
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Posted - 2011.06.23 09:27:00 -
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Originally by: Zeta Kalin This needs to stays on top!
You made my day ! Can't stop the lulz
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Allyria Kylari
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Posted - 2011.06.23 09:27:00 -
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Edited by: Allyria Kylari on 23/06/2011 10:04:38 This thread sums up Incarna.
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Misha M'Liena
Amarr 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.06.23 14:53:00 -
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So true. ♥ Corpse female Misha.
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Reeno Coleman
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Posted - 2011.06.23 14:59:00 -
[85]
♥
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Valek Noor
Amarr Eternal Phoenix Rises The Jagged Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.23 15:04:00 -
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Todays thread winner for sure
still wiping coffee from the monitor.......
There is no right or wrong, only consequences |
Allyria Kylari
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Posted - 2011.06.25 08:53:00 -
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In our darkest hour, CORPSE FEMALE provides hope. A hope for CQ booster effects.
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seraph's crackwhore
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Posted - 2011.06.25 08:58:00 -
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Bump. |
Tatiana Valenko
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Posted - 2011.06.25 09:03:00 -
[89]
Very funny made me laff.
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Elliott Calvadeux
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Posted - 2011.06.25 09:07:00 -
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I have the oddest erection right now.
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Bl4ck Ph03n1x
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Posted - 2011.06.25 09:09:00 -
[91]
I... I realy start to like incarna
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Emiko P'eng
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.25 10:41:00 -
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I wonder who contaminated the Quafe!
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Misha M'Liena
Amarr 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.06.25 17:09:00 -
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I just want to know if she takes female clients. Ooo i want you in a pink bunny paint job baby.
Misha, wubs me sum bunnies
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Allyria Kylari
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Posted - 2011.06.26 01:01:00 -
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Originally by: Hilmar It rolls out without a hitch, is in some cases faster than what we had before, this is the pinnacle of professional achievement.
BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE
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Falbala
Gallente Ishtar's Destiny
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Posted - 2011.06.26 01:03:00 -
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I was regretting that Incarna does not look sci-fi at all, how wrong I was!
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Misha M'Liena
Amarr 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.06.26 02:57:00 -
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Stop teasing Hunny....Do you take plastic or arum? Or straight isk?? Mmmmmm Misha Mmmmm
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CORPSE FEMALE
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Posted - 2011.06.27 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Misha M'Liena Stop teasing Hunny....Do you take plastic or arum? Or straight isk?? Mmmmmm Misha Mmmmm
I only take sausages from ****'s Deli.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:29:00 -
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Rofl @ OP -
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Ronan Astrum
Murasaki Mining and Manufacturing The Paganism Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:41:00 -
[99]
bump for comedy justice
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Gogela
Freeport Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:47:00 -
[100]
+1 for bringing the funny.
Well played.
His name was John Turbefield!
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Frozen Guardian
Registered Amateur Mathematicians
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Posted - 2011.06.27 22:30:00 -
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Edited by: Frozen Guardian on 27/06/2011 22:31:08 Best EVE-O forum post ever.
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Telven Stareal
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Posted - 2011.06.27 22:39:00 -
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Lol, word of advise, don't read this post at work. I lol so much my sup came over to see if I was ok..
Then again, if you got to this post.. To late, lol
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Ella Drell
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Posted - 2011.06.27 23:02:00 -
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Hmmm...Maybe Incarnage won't be terribad after all.
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Telvani
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
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Posted - 2011.06.27 23:10:00 -
[104]
New for Incarna: Your avatar dynamically changes colour to represent the temperature of your graphics card!
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Ein Phantom
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Posted - 2011.06.28 05:55:00 -
[105]
What is the going rate of your fine services, madam?
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Hektor Fisk
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:24:00 -
[106]
I'm actually laughing :D This just made my day.
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Allyria Kylari
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Posted - 2011.06.28 23:44:00 -
[107]
BRILLIANT
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Uuali
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Posted - 2011.06.29 00:26:00 -
[108]
Enterprise. What we got backą didn't live long.
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Ein Spiegel
Minmatar Fly-by-Night Industries LLC PTY LTD
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Posted - 2011.06.29 00:34:00 -
[109]
I LOVE IT.
So when can we do the same thing with our ships?
I'm not sure what booster will make my rifter turn green with blue stripes.
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Maverick2011
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 00:46:00 -
[110]
these topics are fun
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Yabba Addict
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Posted - 2011.06.29 00:47:00 -
[111]
Saw Liang on the first page, thought woo, they actually unbanned her, then i saw the date
Subscription 2.0 ū the future is TODAY!
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Hekira Soikutsu
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Posted - 2011.06.29 01:40:00 -
[112]
BUMP
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Water MEI
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Posted - 2011.06.29 01:44:00 -
[113]
rofl the story just made those pics priceless!
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Lord Vaderrr
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:44:00 -
[114]
Even I am not so ugly as you. A troll indeed. |
Fractal Muse
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:58:00 -
[115]
Can this make the "I was there" promotion?
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Uuali
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:59:00 -
[116]
Ha ha! Yeah, I got the "beam me up scotty" mode too. |
Humongus Bauls
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:04:00 -
[117]
haha! |
Toovhon
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:10:00 -
[118]
I've never been this turned on when online before... I don't know how to handle it. |
Ein Phantom
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Posted - 2011.07.08 18:05:00 -
[119]
I paid for this game! |
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