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ElJo123
Accompanied By Unicorns
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Posted - 2011.06.22 19:13:00 -
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While I, being poor, at least can take solace in the fact that I know how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs in this fine forum (IT'S GOT TWO Os THERE IS NO A AND THERE'S CERTAINLY NO I YOU MUPPETS THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU).
Also: If I could afford a hat, and I can't, and if there actually was one in the store, which there isn't, I'd tip it to you, my good Sir.
11/10 now i got this urge to buy a hat damnit
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Johnson Scythe
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Posted - 2011.06.22 19:18:00 -
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Due to extreme abuse I have received in this thread. I have now lowered my Head in the portrait so nobody may gaze apon the monocle
Only I will be able to view it in the privacy of my own Captains Quarters
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Humongus Bauls
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Posted - 2011.06.22 19:20:00 -
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Edited by: Humongus Bauls on 22/06/2011 19:20:20 can anyone even see the full blown character avatar except you? its not like the sims or something, where we can all walk around in one area and look at each other lol
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Market Groper
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Posted - 2011.06.22 19:44:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe Due to extreme abuse I have received in this thread. I have now lowered my Head in the portrait so nobody may gaze apon the monocle
Only I will be able to view it in the privacy of my own Captains Quarters
Sir, ignore these jealous naysayers.
I cannot afford a monocle, but I aspire to one day own this superb piece of ocular hardware.
You are an inspiration to many. |
Bodrul
Caldari Paragon. Nulli Tertius
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Posted - 2011.06.22 19:49:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Bodrul i wouldn't buy just because i see it as a waste of Isk it has no affect to game play or anything that affects my attributes so hence is useless
if you want to waste isk its up to you and you are free to do as you please
You went to the effort to put shades on your avatar. That took a few mouse clicks.
Why did you do that? Ask yourself?
Now I purchased a monocle with money earned literally with a few mouse clicks
Why did I do that? Ask yourself?
See the pattern here?
And thank you for making a sensible discussion point.
big difference between free and then spending isk on something that does nothing your argument is Fail
............ "you dont need a reason or a three piece suit to argue the truth" Game Reviews |
Zakua Corbin
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Posted - 2011.06.22 19:53:00 -
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Phew, I got freaked out, I couldn't find this thread for a minute. Came back in a fell in love all over again! I love this thread!
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Huyai Tsukurit
Caldari Grau Foundation
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Posted - 2011.06.22 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: Bologna Brains And ccp didnt let me fit both of them on :(
LMAO did you miss the "right side" bit? ouch
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Borun Tal
Minmatar Just Abide
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Posted - 2011.06.22 19:56:00 -
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Look at the plus side, everyone: as soon as Dust comes out, someone put together a Corp called "Monocle Murderers", all the anti-monocle (that should be anti-douchebag!) PVPers can join, and we'll all focus our Dust careers on killing anyone wearing a friggin' monocle!!
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Gias Hawkins
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:01:00 -
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Edited by: Gias Hawkins on 22/06/2011 20:01:42
Originally by: Bodrul
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Bodrul
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big difference between free and then spending isk on something that does nothing your argument is Fail
Well if you want to be exact it isn't free, it takes time to select sunglasses you like wich can be translated into cash due to cost of oportunity the only difference is that the monocular byers have lost more cash and give cash to eve which likely will have an effect on eve development but has yet to be seen if bad or good
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Wen Jaibao
Aperture Harmonics K162
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:18:00 -
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I too shall join this exclusive troll club shortly, clicking my mouse a bit in order to obtain one, for only trolls of high distinction may wear the monocle.
Yes, with ISK. Yes, I'm loaded. No, you can't have it because I'm greedy.
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Selinate
Amarr Mocking Birds
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe
You are simply saying that to look cool amongst your peer group.
Everybody is hating on the ARUM, so you hate on the ARUM
If you were offered a monocle for 0.01 isk YOU WOULD GET IT
And YOU WOULD WEAR it.
I am intelligent enough to form my own opinion.
Actually, I would get it.
I would then sell it to someone like you for billions of isk just because you were silly enough to consider it.
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Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:36:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe Due to extreme abuse I have received in this thread. I have now lowered my Head in the portrait so nobody may gaze apon the monocle
Only I will be able to view it in the privacy of my own Captains Quarters
Sir! Hold your head high! Let the world see your monocle! Yes, the haters will decry your opulence, but what a man spends his isk on his entirely his own business.
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ddogg
Amarr HuzzaH
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:40:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin This man can afford plenty of monocles, but are not a sucker.
LOL. If you could afford a monocle you would have one. You are so worried about a billion isk you wont part with it.
You are poor
I am not
I have a monocle
See the pattern?
Actually I am savvy, I still have my billions see the pattern (fools and money parting etc.. )
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Riddick VinDiesel
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:41:00 -
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Epic trolling there dear chap!
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Arkhai Exo
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:44:00 -
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lol @ everyone still rushing in to this thread to lash out at a hilariously effective troll
Johnson don't you dare change your headshot
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Obi Kenobi
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:45:00 -
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Johnson Scythe or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monocle
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Blaggard Keelhaul
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:55:00 -
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Posting in Monocle Man's thread.
My entry fee to Monocle Club is funded by tears, for tears.
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AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:57:00 -
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That's not a monocle, it's a chastity ring for deviants caught skull-****ing each other.
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Dante Marcellus
Minmatar Nightmare Brigade
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Posted - 2011.06.22 21:12:00 -
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Now I have to a buy monocle. This guy is genius. And if you're reading this, you've fallen into a signature trap. You owe me 1m ISK. |
Lex Zen
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Posted - 2011.06.22 21:23:00 -
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Originally by: ElJo123 ...I know how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs in this fine forum... ...how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs... ...how monocle is spelt... ...spelt...
'Spelt' is a kind of wheat used in traditional bread recipes.
'Spelled' is the word that your dull reptilian brain was fumbling for.
(Also... every time you paraphrase W.B. Yeats in relation to EVE Online CCP will add another old gay man to it's Noble Store team. CCP Zinfandel.... LOL)
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Aquana Abyss
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Posted - 2011.06.22 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Lex Zen
Originally by: ElJo123 ...I know how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs in this fine forum... ...how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs... ...how monocle is spelt... ...spelt...
'Spelt' is a kind of wheat used in traditional bread recipes.
'Spelled' is the word that your dull reptilian brain was fumbling for.
(Also... every time you paraphrase W.B. Yeats in relation to EVE Online CCP will add another old gay man to it's Noble Store team. CCP Zinfandel.... LOL)
spelt - it is ok though, I'm sure you're just an American.
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Sarina Berghil
Minmatar New Zion Judge Advocate Yulai Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.22 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: ElJo123 While I, being poor, at least can take solace in the fact that I know how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs in this fine forum (IT'S GOT TWO Os THERE IS NO A AND THERE'S CERTAINLY NO I YOU MUPPETS THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU).
Also: If I could afford a hat, and I can't, and if there actually was one in the store, which there isn't, I'd tip it to you, my good Sir.
11/10 now i got this urge to buy a hat damnit
Moni, moni, monicle - it's a rich man's world.
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Loki's Angel
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Posted - 2011.06.22 22:50:00 -
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you know what? take the two that you have, grab a minmatar guy, and force him to duct tape the two together and get a set of sweet sunglasses.
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Titas Agor
TITANS OF PEACE
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Posted - 2011.06.22 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Maziy
Your elite club has something else in common though; you all look like you have a giant bullet hole crater in your right eye.
You look like you have a giant hole in your wallet as all your isk has disapeared.
You are poor also. I have a monocle.
I AM WATCHING ALL YOU PAUPER HATERS THROUGH MY BLACK BOX RECORDING MONOCLE (read the item description)
think your missing the point, its not that people are poor, or you would understand just how many players in eve have multiple billions of isk, its the fact that its just completely pointless, if you want to waste your isk on usless crap, go right ahead, who are we to stop you lol Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels. Zymurgist |
Athena Tarsis
Minmatar Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.06.22 23:05:00 -
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Edited by: Athena Tarsis on 22/06/2011 23:06:10
Originally by: Maziy
Your elite club has something else in common though; you all look like you have a giant bullet hole crater in your right eye.
And yet, even after having been shot through the eye, he's still tough enough to be walking around! Gratz to him! --
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Jada Maroo
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Posted - 2011.06.22 23:10:00 -
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Edited by: Jada Maroo on 22/06/2011 23:10:16
Originally by: ApophisXP
Originally by: Dr Ming At first I was like, "well if you got the money to squander"... Then I saw the tears in this thread... That monocle is starting to look like a rather good isk to tears value.
This is the reason why one has purchased a tear extractor too
The only tears you're going to get are laughter. It doesn't even look like a monocle. Looks like the hole you got skull ****ed by CCP in.
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Auss81
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.22 23:47:00 -
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Johnson Scythe, You made my day with this thread
I liked this lazy comedy, I like your humor and those who go upset for this joke!
I'm here in EVE only to have fun with ships and equipment, but this role-play-game style is awesome
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Diomedes Calypso
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Posted - 2011.06.22 23:53:00 -
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that internal article was over the top.. they want more than to collect some extra change from a few idiots
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Ivan Ward
Wildly Inappropriate Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.06.23 08:09:00 -
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Is there a monocle club that I can join with my monocle? --
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Elienore
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Posted - 2011.06.23 08:27:00 -
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Jesus, this thread is hilarious xD
Finally something entertaining rather than annoying ^^
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