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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:12:00 -
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True Story:
Incarna accidentally my pc Buy awesome new DELL Buy supercool monocle Wife sees bank account Wife files for divorce Screw you CCP
No you can't have my stuff, she's taking it all No you can't have my wife, she's fat anyway
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SilentSkills
Gallente Tax Evaders Inc.
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:13:00 -
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buy her a shirt, also monocle MonocleMonocle
The door thread - http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID |
Devil's Call
Caldari Malicious Destruction War Against the Manifest
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:13:00 -
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What a fat stupid wife you had, I'm glad for you man:-). -----------------------------------------------
ôAll fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.ö |
Mike Takumi
Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:17:00 -
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Your wife seems pretty smart, you sound horrible with money.
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Kevo Naaras
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:18:00 -
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And to rub salt in the wound, shes now sleeping with a ccp dev
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Atticus Fynch
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Kevo Naaras And to rub salt in the wound, shes now sleeping with a ccp dev
ouch ----- A word from John Smedley, president of Sony Online Entertainment -wiki |
Morgan Polaris
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:26:00 -
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Edited by: Morgan Polaris on 23/06/2011 18:26:29 There's the door.
Donations accepted: 1BpQEYT7aSUNM863BV67FPxyv1cpxr74uu | http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1535011 |
Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:27:00 -
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Edited by: Cipher Jones on 23/06/2011 18:27:34
Originally by: Mike Takumi Your wife seems pretty smart, you sound horrible with money.
Because you had access to his assets and liabilities and made a determination based on that information.
Because if you didnt you would be a ****ing idiot for making that statement, either that or relating to your own situation. . Adapt and overcome or become a monkey on an evolution poster.
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Ohh Yeah
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Kevo Naaras And to rub salt in the wound, shes now sleeping with a ccp dev
If it's John Turbefield, OP should be honoured Please ensure your signature is within the allowed size of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24,000 bytes. Navigator |
Volyte
Immortalis Inc.
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:29:00 -
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Good news is, since you're probably unsubbing like the rest of us you can now head out to the bar and pick up a nice, new, better looking wife or ... friend ... instead of playing eve ;]
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Mike Takumi
Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Cipher Jones Edited by: Cipher Jones on 23/06/2011 18:27:34
Originally by: Mike Takumi Your wife seems pretty smart, you sound horrible with money.
Because you had access to his assets and liabilities and made a determination based on that information.
Because if you didnt you would be a ****ing idiot for making that statement, either that or relating to your own situation.
Okay fine. Either he's horrible with money for spending $70 on timecards to get a pointless vanity item and who knows how much on a laptop just to play an online game. Or he's ridiculously rich and she didn't know until she saw the bank account. Which seems more likely?
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Tautut
The Union Of The Snake
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:32:00 -
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New wife - 20,000 AUR
-TT / Peace Sells - But Who's Buying The Union of the Snake [SNAKE]
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Kailen Thorn
Caldari Serenity Prime Cascade Probable
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Morgan Polaris Edited by: Morgan Polaris on 23/06/2011 18:26:29 There's the door.
I wet myself a little XD
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okst666
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Savion Chastis True Story:
No you can't have my wife, she's fat anyway
Big girls, got epic boobs...
send pix
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Solstice Project
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:34:00 -
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Okay, that's bad.
But.
Did you tell your wife before you bought the DELL ?
Seriously ... got no problem with believing your story, but the lack of details makes it look like you're just trying to get more heat against incarna.
Mind you, i don't care about incarna as of yet, because it didn't change the game for me ... yet ! When CCP starts to screw the economy and makes it p2p -> p2win, then i'll care too.
Also ... from man to man ...
I don't know you and your wife, but some facts are general.
If you're in a stable relationship, this won't happen.
If both of you are talking about everything, like it should be in a stable relationship, this won't happen.
If either one of you wasn't really happy in the relationship, or actually behaved really badly ... (practically the same thing), then it's not CCP to blame, because this would have happened anyway ... ... Incarna just triggered it.
If it wasn't Incarna, the new DELL, the monocle, then it would have been something else.
So ... be happy, reflect about your and her personality ... and move on.
(hope you don't have kids you need to pay for)
I did not mean any offense ... good luck !
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Tautut
The Union Of The Snake
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:34:00 -
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Divorce Lawyer: 25,000 AUR
-TT / Peace Sells - But Who's Buying The Union of the Snake [SNAKE]
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okst666
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Solstice Project
Also ... from man to man ...
I don't know you and your wife, but some facts are general.
If you're in a stable relationship, this won't happen.
If both of you are talking about everything, like it should be in a stable relationship, this won't happen.
If either one of you wasn't really happy in the relationship, or actually behaved really badly ... (practically the same thing), then it's not CCP to blame, because this would have happened anyway ... ... Incarna just triggered it.
If it wasn't Incarna, the new DELL, the monocle, then it would have been something else.
So ... be happy, reflect about your and her personality ... and move on.
(hope you don't have kids you need to pay for)
I did not mean any offense ... good luck !
Pretty much this!
And - from what I can tell is ..
...DELL never delivered within 1,5 days (how old is incarna now) ...you will allways have to pay the bill from DELL before delivery ...DELL only accepts credit card orders ...usually credit cards bills are debited after 30 days.
HOW could your next ex-wife get a hold about your activities?
...no mentaly sane woman would want a divorce just for this.
Yesterday I clicked the most expensive setup @ alienware and it was around $9000. Lots, if not loads of money, but
a) you can return it to prevent the divorce b) $9000 will not kill one...get a job and you are fine..(and have a really nice computer) c) think about how much money you can save when she is finally gone.
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 04:26:00 -
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In desperate attempt to keep my **** I try to explain the value of a good monocle Wife tells me to get out of room In another desperate attempt to salvage my dignity I re-enter room naked with irl monocle ( not as expensive, but not as cool ) Wife calls police CCP is ruining my life
Only hope is to enter room naked w/ picture of John Turbefield on my face Surely this is solution to fix what CCP has destroyed Homewreaker patch this is now known to me Will update if success
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Bonnie BoneBreaker
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Posted - 2011.06.24 04:30:00 -
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Just buy you a pocket **** from the eve item shop .
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Rose Hips
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.24 04:32:00 -
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Wait... then this is an Incarna win!
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Kez Aumer
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Posted - 2011.06.24 04:32:00 -
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She's not divorcing you because of the monocle, she's divorcing you for buying DELL.
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Keddren Fel
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Posted - 2011.06.24 04:33:00 -
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Originally by: Savion Chastis ll No you can't have my wife, she's fat anyway
Sell her in game as a large mobile warp bubble.
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 05:57:00 -
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Gentlemen, this is not a circumstance in which to exercise wit and such. This carries drastic consequences. In times such as these we must stop and ask ourselves ... WWJTD?
Even I am not such a fool to make this mistake
...and I married a fat *****
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Matty Walker
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.06.24 06:46:00 -
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Originally by: Keddren Fel
Originally by: Savion Chastis ll No you can't have my wife, she's fat anyway
Sell her in game as a large mobile warp bubble.
WINNER.
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Evolution ends in Extinction. -- Cippalippus Primus |
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.06.24 06:55:00 -
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Originally by: Kez Aumer She's not divorcing you because of the monocle, she's divorcing you for buying DELL.
Buy a Mac, get a one button mouse with a free hipser husband instead!
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Uuali
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Posted - 2011.06.24 07:11:00 -
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A ship I'd pay that much PLEX for. A monocleà no.
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Dorian Tormak
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Posted - 2011.06.24 07:17:00 -
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Originally by: Solstice Project Hope you don't have kids you need to pay for.
You're pretty ****ed up man, I don't like you.
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BR Link
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Posted - 2011.06.24 07:19:00 -
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Originally by: Savion Chastis
Buy awesome new DELL
Real divorce reason spotted.
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 08:22:00 -
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Taking a page from the playbook at Home-Wreckers Productions (formerly ccp) Requested parlay from wife Wife wasn't interested as she was busy packing her **** Next stage of Grief sets in Tell her it's ok, I will find dumber more sheepier versions of her to take her place Hopefully skinnier ...
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Reign19k
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Posted - 2011.06.24 13:17:00 -
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are you guys talking **** about your wives???
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