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TV Evangelist
Imminent Ruin Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2011.06.25 03:08:00 -
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Quote: We have also defined what it really means to make virtual reality more meaningful than real life when it comes to launching our new virtual goods currency, Aurum.
-Hilmar
Rejoice in this great mans humble words! Today marks a rebirth for you mindless cattle, your lives now have real meaning! Cast aside the fact that you already spend virtual currency IRL, now you can spend both virtual currencies on a virtual T-shirt, who cares if you can't use it as a jack-rag while staring at your monacle, at least it never needs washing and is wrinkle-free!
So you play eve to escape from real life monetary class disparity? KNOW YOUR PLACE SERF scum!
At last, you plebs may gaze upon me and know that I'm better than you right-off by gazing at my monacle and quafe t-shirt, and soon enough this will be backed by premium items that give me my rightful gameplay advantage as well!
In conclusion, I sincerely hope that enough of you rabble stick around so that I may gloat over you, after all, being high-class isn't nearly as fun if there's no poor people to make fun of. Thank you Lord Hilmar, thank you so much for making my life have meaning at long last. I love you in every way.
Yours forever, TV Evangelist
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Zarofdium
Caldari The Illuminatii Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2011.06.25 03:13:00 -
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*WTB Top-hat and Cane with my Monacle and Chain....
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Mechanoid Kryten
Humble Origins Red Dwarf Racketeering Division
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Posted - 2011.06.25 03:13:00 -
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My eve identity and claim to eve-fame came from GrieferGeddon a sand-box based resistance movement against you-know-who.
It does not come from items purchased for real money.
Take away my sandbox you take away my eve-identity and any reason to pay to play for this alternate identity.
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Angry Slinky
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Posted - 2011.06.25 03:16:00 -
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Originally by: TV Evangelist eloquence
Lord Hilmar will be honored by your astute praise!
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Kez Aumer
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Posted - 2011.06.25 03:16:00 -
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Originally by: Mechanoid Kryten Take away my sandbox you take away my eve-identity and any reason to pay to play for this alternate identity.
Sorry, having an EVE identity is considered use of CCP assets, and as such you are required to sign this license agreement and pay $99 per year in addition to subscription and $1000 jeans-money. I think you'll agree this is best for EVE, the community and CCP.
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Eugenics Progeny
Hedion University
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Posted - 2011.06.25 03:30:00 -
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Quote: In conclusion, I sincerely hope that enough of you rabble stick around so that I may gloat over you, after all, being high-class isn't nearly as fun if there's no poor people to make fun of. Thank you Lord Hilmar, thank you so much for making my life have meaning at long last. I love you in every way.
QFT
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Angelina Trollie
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Posted - 2011.06.25 03:44:00 -
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Edited by: Angelina Trollie on 25/06/2011 03:45:24 I have taken the time out of my busy busy schedule of adpoting baby Minmatards to drop in and translate a few things I feel others may have trouble understanding.
Originally by: Hilmar We live in interesting times
****, **** our golden goose is dying. Who gave Pann permission to post anything! Tell that fluffer to be in my office in the morning.
Originally by: Hilmar in fact CCP is the kind of company that if things get repetitive we instinctively crank it up a notch.
Does anyone else know of another company that would be willing to invest in us?
Originally by: Hilmar That, we certainly have done this week.
If any of you bastards believe in a higher power please please pray that this week ends.
Originally by: Hilmar First of we have Incarna, an amazing technological and artistic achievement.
That is the company line, and if any of your **** smokers dares to utter anything different I'll personally fold up your GTFO box.
Originally by: Hilmar A vision from years ago realized to a point that no one could have imaged but a few months ago.
Yea yea if we would have used an established engine we would have had this out years ago and been building on it...But it wouldn't have been named Carbon so **** Off.
Originally by: Hilmar It rolls out without a hitch
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Originally by: Hilmar is in some cases faster than what we had before
And speed as always causes heat so when we BURN SOMEONE'S HOUSE DOWN BECAUSE WE'VE MELTED THERE COMPUTER THAT IS THE COST OF FAST!
Originally by: Hilmar this is the pinnacle of professional achievement.
Viking speak for OMG is it to late to take my name off this cluster ****.
Originally by: Hilmar For all the noise in the channel we should all stand proud, years from now this is what people will remember.
Is it to late to combine Dust 514/EVE/Darkness into some space, zombie, orc, vampire game?
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Major Muscles
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Posted - 2011.06.25 20:56:00 -
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Edited by: Major Muscles on 25/06/2011 20:56:23
Originally by: Hilmar Originally by: Hilmar -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A vision from years ago realized to a point that no one could have imaged but a few months ago.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You obviously never saw a cartoon episode of "The Thunderbirds". It took you 30 years to master that capability of me walking around a closet, alone! Awesome job.
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TV Evangelist
Imminent Ruin Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2011.06.25 22:46:00 -
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lol @ replies
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Birdy Cephon
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.06.25 23:03:00 -
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Dammit, whenever I see that name, some reason I keep thinking Himmler.
I'm waging a war. A war in me. |
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