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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 07:59:00 -
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Welcome to the club of the high and mighty.
I am overwhelmed with joy that you have decided to join us to the point where i have become more than erect, so i will take this opportunity to be the monocleer that will be knighting you as the ceremonial welcoming to our club of fanciable space shippery pilots.
Your god given right and responsibility of the sacred monocle is to remind peasants that they are not significant members of spaceciety, you will get many of angry responses from said peasants, do not let this get you down. You will be a great asset to the community of monocleers I know this first hand from both a space ship standpoint and a sexual lover's stand point (like that one time i stayed with you and you took a picture of your ***** on my face and when i woke up you called me a gay).
well enough of that.
welcome sire may your adventures of upper class spacedom bring you much joy and fappage.
Love you lots. RasTrent. -----
One awesome image per signature. ♥ Zymurgist http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
Darius III
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:04:00 -
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Greetings fine sir, and salutations. I also would like to welcome you to the circle of excellent gentlemen who have purchased such fine eyewear. Now that you are similiarly bespectacled, allow me to extoll the virtues provided by your looking glass.
If you have had any sort of sexually transmitted disease, you will now find yourself freed from any ill effects you may of had before donning the monocle.
Additionally you may find yourself besieged by offers from fine ladies of the interwebs, and I caution you to fend them off unless they too are wearing an exquisite jewel in one of thier eyes.
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:11:00 -
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Thank you kind Sir.
I am hereby assuming the sacred responsibilities bestowed upon me. We shall make sure the peasant folk knows its place while us the enlightened few bask in the glory of our monocles.
I immediately realized my elevated status upon donning the Holy Opticals, both by automatically improved posture and significantly increased girth and length of my floppy fapfap. I shall endeavor to introduce the said part of my anatomy to all the peasant folk's faces, should they choose to be too vocal. Pictures will be taken, peasant folk will be called gay.
My fellow Bespectabled Gentlemen, I salute thee!
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Irie Irie Irie
Caldari Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:11:00 -
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Finally trained up your infomorph psychology. Congrats. ~~~
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:18:00 -
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Is this the wind in our thread, is it a smudge on my screen? It is hard to comprehend, perhaps someone without the monocle attempted to communicate with Us?
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:20:00 -
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Quite possible my fine eye gem'd friend.
I will attempt to find a peasant who might be capable of translating such feeble banter. -----
One awesome image per signature. ♥ Zymurgist http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
Irie Irie Irie
Caldari Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:24:00 -
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How about you both update your profile pictures within 10 hours of now. Should be easy since you are both online. ~~~
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:36:00 -
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Posting as the dirty peasant scrub ruining your gentlemanly thread. ...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:37:00 -
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with all these clicks, bells, and whistles coming from the peasants.. i say they should form a band and entertain us. -----
http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:43:00 -
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hear hear /me raises a glass of champagne
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GeneralMartok
Caldari the united
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Posted - 2011.06.28 11:13:00 -
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Edited by: GeneralMartok on 28/06/2011 11:13:10 I approve this thread
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 11:15:00 -
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Duly noted my gemmy friend. -----
http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
Caliph Muhammed
Caldari Caldari Naval Criminal Investigative Service
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Posted - 2011.06.28 11:22:00 -
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Im getting jealous of the swag.
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Starnap
Concentrated Evil
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:41:00 -
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Does the monocle have to be installed in the right-eye only?
Can you wear two at once?
Perhaps those configurations are for different clubs.
I'm too poor to afford one, so can't answer these questions for myself.
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:43:00 -
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Starnap we might be able to provide you with an extravagant eye piece.
I will confer with my peers and see if we can provide you with a free monocle for you have a special place in my heart. -----
http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
Darius III
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:44:00 -
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Originally by: Starnap Does the monocle have to be installed in the right-eye only?
Can you wear two at once?
Perhaps those configurations are for different clubs.
I'm too poor to afford one, so can't answer these questions for myself.
Begone then, and post in Gentlemens threads when requested, speak not until spoken to, and bathe the dirt from your unwashed face.
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:48:00 -
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Dear Starnap if you were, in fact, a Monocleer you would know that only right-side Optical Devices are so far available. I am hereby addressing you, monocle-less as you are, because I deem you worthy of future consideration to join our elite group. Up until such time as this idea comes to fruition please refrain yourself from addressing Us in such plain manner.
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Haitchi Allamut
Manticore.
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:52:00 -
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Sir's, I find your dedication to trolling both impressive and gentleman-like.
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:57:00 -
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Dear peasant,
You might be a contender for our peasant banter translator. Please list your qualifications and we will review your application and promptly return with a response. -----
http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
Haitchi Allamut
Manticore.
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Posted - 2011.06.28 13:02:00 -
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Edited by: Haitchi Allamut on 28/06/2011 13:02:30
Originally by: RasTrent Dear peasant,
You might be a contender for our peasant banter translator. Please list your qualifications and we will review your application and promptly return with a response.
Oh, I'm sorry if I gave you the impression I wanted to have any further dealings beyond passive-aggressive banter. Enjoy your eyewear, sir.
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 13:06:00 -
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Then take your peasantry else where. -----
http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.06.28 13:37:00 -
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i would but need my second eye so i can watch both your mom and your sister in action on my navy armageddon
soz sorry
Originally by: Skippermonkey keep trying and you can be an hero just like fgft Athonille
Originally by: Singeaboot Raj Tbh i am beginning to see the win - it's the haircut, makes people take notice.
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: fgft Athonille i would but need my second eye so i can watch both your mom and your sister in action on my navy armageddon
soz sorry
I seem to have upset you peasant, let me further this, for I have two fathers and no sister. -----
http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
Victor Meldrew Khamsi
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Posted - 2011.06.28 13:50:00 -
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OMFG your faces are hilarious
I want one to cos ill just sit there and lol at myself all day
I mean ffs your look a like a bunch or gerners with milk bottle tops
PS this isnt a troll and you look ace but those pics of you guys are pure comedy
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Singeabooty Raj
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Posted - 2011.06.28 14:26:00 -
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You are an inspiration to all us Black Men Ras.
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Ching Fung
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Posted - 2011.06.28 15:09:00 -
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What a waste
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Chandaris
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.06.28 15:20:00 -
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"A fool and his money are easily parted." - CCP
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Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.28 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Ching Fung What a waste
Says the peasant.
I like where this thread is headed.
Smuggling, booster sales, recruitment. Visit my blog. |
pushdogg
Minmatar Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2011.06.28 16:40:00 -
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Anyone else find this thread kinda racist?
Also I hear there is a zoom on those classy new monacles.....im sure it helps when looking at very small things....or things very far away. best sig ever:)
Originally by: Soul Harvestor You're an idiot.
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Grot Bags
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Posted - 2011.06.28 16:42:00 -
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In Society there can be no princes without paupers.
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