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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.06.30 14:56:00 -
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Edited by: Dracoliche on 30/06/2011 14:59:46 After numerous seconds of inspecting the new Monocle Crew, I was shocked to discover the orgin of EVE's new craze.
Prosthetics are common amongst the less prone-to-die clones, as aesthetics appeal to the capsuleers who aren't simply going to die and wake up in a fresh body.
A side effect of the cloning process, is that while in stasis, the capsuleer's unoccupied body is frequently sold for personal use by 'fan boys'. This often requires repair to the sphincter.
The monocles had been around for quite a while, appparently, tho they did not appear as you see them now. The rectal tearing was often repaired by a metal implant with glass cutters, to stop and taper fecal waste.
Upon finding no use for the salvaged rectal devices, ninja salvagers were forced to discover ways to market the intact models.
And the monocle scam was born.
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Darius III
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Dracoliche I'm jelly of the monocleers
Fix'd
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.07.01 00:11:00 -
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i concur with dariur. -----
http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.07.01 00:15:00 -
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Originally by: RasTrent i concur with dariur.
The motion carries, Darius is indeed right
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Jim GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
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Posted - 2011.07.01 04:00:00 -
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Originally by: RasTrent i concur with dariur.
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.07.02 01:43:00 -
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Ship Toasting to end the monocle circlejerk
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Logi Trick
Caldari DevilDog Brigade
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Posted - 2011.07.02 04:13:00 -
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Sounds like a good way to get pink eye
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.07.02 10:24:00 -
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Originally by: RasTrent i concur with dariur.
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Demolishar
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Posted - 2011.07.02 11:23:00 -
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The monocle isn't exclusive enough to warrant purchasing, too many people have them now.
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.07.02 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: Demolishar The monocle isn't exclusive enough to warrant purchasing, too many people have them now.
Many more don't. They are called peasants..
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.07.02 12:16:00 -
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Originally by: RasTrent i concur with dariur.
The motion still carries weight
Epic Rage Is Epic
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.07.02 12:23:00 -
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Motion passes.
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San Severina
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.02 13:06:00 -
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no matter how tragic & bad an idea is some a$$ hole will go for it.
incredible isn't it?
the unoriginality of the monotrolls is mind bending in is lack of brain power, i deduce that monotrolls are indeed the dumbest members of the EvE community & desperately need a sense of belonging & false superiority.
Troll on monotrolls, nobody is impressed but whatever.
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.07.02 16:27:00 -
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clicks, bells and whistles
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I likegirls
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.02 17:55:00 -
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I like how most of the people that replied to this thread have monocles.
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.07.02 18:02:00 -
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everybody with a monocle is a pole smoking carebear
Originally by: Skippermonkey keep trying and you can be an hero just like fgft Athonille
Originally by: Singeaboot Raj Tbh i am beginning to see the win - it's the haircut, makes people take notice.
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Jilly Serkov
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Posted - 2011.07.02 21:35:00 -
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Monocle renaming will depend on who you fly for:
IT pilots would have called theirs Mollicles (or minicles coz maxicles just failed .. lots of times) or maybe BoBsicles or Kenokuls ... we will never know If a NCdot pilot wears one it is called a nonsensicle If a PL pilot wears one it is called a superdropsicle, or pandomimicle (at Xmas) If an Evoke pilot wears one it is called a Meinekal If a Wildly Inappropriate pilot wears one it is called a WIMSical If a Fatal Acsension pilot wears one it is called a FArcical Goons pilots just call them failcascadicles (but are proud of this...)
"...please ignore" pilots have yet to decide on a name ...
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Rius Ulrich
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Posted - 2011.07.02 22:37:00 -
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I can not wait until the monocle trolling craze stops. The peasant joke was funny for about the first 1 1/2 times, and even then it was nothing more then smirk worthy. It has since just became an annoying joke that won't die.
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Jasonissocoollike Janeway
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Posted - 2011.07.03 00:44:00 -
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I lol'd hard at this post. To stop and taper fecal waste? I don't see a difference. The people wearing monocles are still spewing ****. It's just from somewhere else.
Too bad all they hear are click and whistles. That must be a side effect of wearing them on the eye, instead of in or around the anus. The monocles are not sanitized after use, and directly impair brain and cortical functions.
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Golden Goose 4CCP
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Posted - 2011.07.03 02:05:00 -
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This thread contains 100% more monocle than an average thread.
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Jasdemi
Interstellar Whine Brewery Monocle Overlords
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Posted - 2011.07.03 09:46:00 -
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*gives 2 ISK to all poor, jelly peasants posting in this thread* Now go back to mining, failures.
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OllieNorth
Gallente R-K Industries
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Posted - 2011.07.03 16:59:00 -
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I love watching all the see and pee trolls cry delicious tears because other trolls are monoclizing.
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Jing Aling
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Posted - 2011.07.04 00:40:00 -
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Edited by: Jing Aling on 04/07/2011 00:42:38 Edited by: Jing Aling on 04/07/2011 00:42:04
Originally by: Jasdemi *gives 2 ISK to all poor, jelly peasants posting in this thread* Now go back to mining, failures.
So if i copy & paste a reply 10B times i would exceed even the infamous Jita trolls... nice i like it, now as you have posted that you will gief isk to us posters... and i have as you see above posted here ,lets assume that i did indeed copy & paste 10B times in here...i shall expect the 20B isk in my account within 24hrs or i shall be forced to petition CCP that you are not only exceedingly ugly..but a scammer to boot :P
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Teladius
The Corporation of Love
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Posted - 2011.07.04 03:21:00 -
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Originally by: RasTrent i concur with dariur.
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.07.04 03:24:00 -
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Originally by: Jing Aling Edited by: Jing Aling on 04/07/2011 00:42:38 Edited by: Jing Aling on 04/07/2011 00:42:04
Originally by: Jasdemi *gives 2 ISK to all poor, jelly peasants posting in this thread* Now go back to mining, failures.
So if i copy & paste a reply 10B times i would exceed even the infamous Jita trolls... nice i like it, now as you have posted that you will gief isk to us posters... and i have as you see above posted here ,lets assume that i did indeed copy & paste 10B times in here...i shall expect the 20B isk in my account within 24hrs or i shall be forced to petition CCP that you are not only exceedingly ugly..but a scammer to boot :P
Silly peasant. That would take you almost 95000 years. Perhaps you should save your 2 isk and try to get a basic education.
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MarcusFenix2
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Posted - 2011.07.04 05:39:00 -
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what an ingenious invention a rectal repair device that goes over the face to signify just how fail people are! AMAZING
Someone deserves a nobel science award
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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.07.06 11:29:00 -
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Originally by: fgft Athonille I'm a pole smoking carebear
What?
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.07.07 11:36:00 -
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I'm wearing a monocle. You just can't see it. -
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Maximus Trollbone
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:50:00 -
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Rise up my "peasant" brethern! Cast down the shackles of our monocle oppressors! Kill them all and cut the monocles from their worthless stupid faces! Make them all burn in the fires of our rage!!!! After that we laugh at the fact they have buttplugs on their faces. |
Panda Name
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2011.07.09 06:53:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: RasTrent i concur with dariur.
The motion carries, Darius is indeed right
what have you done with your avatar |
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