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Posted - 2011.07.17 19:41:00 -
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Bump for the Bumps sake |
Moll
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Posted - 2011.07.18 05:27:00 -
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Soooo, as the last few recruits got successfully trolled out of our channel, we need more recruits to play with.... u think u have what it takes to get in? Come find out.
Bump for Aussie tz
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Cthulhu F'taghn
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.07.18 05:42:00 -
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Bummpo
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Haack Mah
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.18 07:26:00 -
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bump for aussie seriously if you want to learn pvp join waffles and not anza for the love of god
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.19 00:11:00 -
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Edited by: Hellkyte on 19/07/2011 00:12:01 Edited by: Hellkyte on 19/07/2011 00:11:37 This is basically the best description of our PvP. Given by Vuk Lau
Honey Badger Don't Care
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.19 03:12:00 -
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Also, while some context is missing, this is what you don't do in our recruitment channel
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1553163
What you do do is come in, don't be an idiot, and ask to talk to a recruiter.
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.19 22:08:00 -
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Whelp, looks like all the context is missing now :)
Anyways. Drop by our channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and ask to speak to a recruiter. Word of warning though, read the stuff at the top of the channel first. If you can't follow the first rules you are given you aren't going to have much of a chance.
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Posted - 2011.07.20 05:26:00 -
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For some reasons we want more play mates in this tz, so come see if u have what it takes to get in. Its not that hard, really, so come amuse me.
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Cheeb Aman
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Posted - 2011.07.20 11:49:00 -
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Come get abused in the join sniggwaffe channel! I like to kill you cause every wreck makes it feel like opening presents at christmas, you never know what's going to be inside |
Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.20 12:22:00 -
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Some people have commented that we seem to ask a lot and offer little. Well, first that's a good way to get kicked from our recruitment channel.
Second, while we are primarily the training corp for sniggerdly we are also generally the training corp for all of PL (mainly because the other corps are too lazy to have their own recruitment corps.) That's what we offer. That's about 100 times more than any other PvP training corp, or PvP corps in general.
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Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.20 13:32:00 -
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Waffles class of 2011 reporting in ---
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Iva Soreass
Friar's Club
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Posted - 2011.07.20 16:00:00 -
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Hah Best recruitment thread on eveo.
GL guys n gals.
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.21 03:15:00 -
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I just had an ex-widot guy talk trash to me about being in a training corp. Funny thing is that Waffles are actually better than Widot. Not just this guys corp. The whole alliance. People think that just because we are a training corp we are a bunch of idiots. Truth is, and this is no troll, even as a training corp we are much better than the vast majority of so called PvP groups.
I've had recruits come in from Brick Squad that don't put tanks on their stealth bombers because it was the corp fit.
I've had recruits from MH who bring Myrmidons to Shield Nano gangs.
I've had recruits from BANE that we have kicked from our recruiting channel because Heretic Army is terrible.
There are a handful of PvP corps that get my respect (Hydra, We Form Voltron, Black Legion to name a few). But so many of the other "Elite PvP corps" are nothing short of complete failures in life, love, and most importantly EvE.
By the way, here's how the Widot idiot and his friend thought they should fit their bomber:
https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=428766
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Emilia Bluu
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Posted - 2011.07.21 04:02:00 -
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HOW DO I BUMP THREAD?
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Funnel Web
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Posted - 2011.07.21 06:59:00 -
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Fights everyday, roams most days of the week unless we got other business to tend to, We don't do sov game, so if u get to see pos bashing, consider u unlucky, as we don't usually bother ( unless we see a nice Little profit of it
If u join, and don't become a better player, then u would be a rare case, as i have yet to see a scrub not learning new things. Come test how well u handle abuse, see if u are one of those that actually wane get better and learn how to own out numbered and against the odds. See if u can handle a day in our channel, join me and the other recruiters, in "join Sniggwaffe" or if u want a more personal twist on ur abuse, mail me
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India99
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Posted - 2011.07.21 14:27:00 -
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Sounds like incredibly fun. Where can I app? |
Claire-Cnut
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Posted - 2011.07.21 17:23:00 -
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Join sniggwaffe you say?
Think i will.
Channel 'join sniggwaffe'
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Johnny Galnetty
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Posted - 2011.07.21 21:51:00 -
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this thread delivers
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Emilia Bluu
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Posted - 2011.07.22 04:13:00 -
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waffles gonna waff.
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Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.22 04:23:00 -
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One day pandemic legion will failcascade, and PL members will join waffles en masse because waffles is probably the best corporation since Wayne enterprises ---
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.22 04:42:00 -
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Hellkyte: You're talking about what.You're talking about... *****ing about that kill you missed, some sonofa***** who stabbed his drake, some punk you want to gank, so forth. Let's talk about something important. They all here?
Williamson: All but one.
Hellyte: I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for PvPers. You think I'm ****ing with you? I am not ****ing with you. I'm here from Aridia. I'm here from Sniggwaffe. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. You call yourself a PvPer you son of a *****?
Moss: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this ****.
Hellkyte: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - MM or Brick will take you. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one chance to regain your self-respect starting with tonight. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. Cause we're adding a little something to this recruitment drive. As you all know first prize is a place in PL. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is joining MM. Third prize is you rage-quit EvE because you missed out on the best time in EvE and instead now you just emo-rage post on Failheap. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got a chance. Sniggwaffe is your chance. You can't take that chance you can't PvP ****? You ARE ****. Hit the bricks pal and beat it because you are going OUT.
Levene: Training corps are weak.
Hellkyte: Training corps are weak? ****ing training corps are weak. You're weak. I've been in this 8 months...
Moss: What's your name?
Hellkyte: **** you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You spent today 3 hours on a gatecamp. I spent today balls deep fighting like a man. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't PvP - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Point them Shoot them Kill them. You hear me you ****ing f****? A-B-P. A-Always, B-Be, P-PvPing. Always be PvPing. ALWAYS BE PVPING. B-A-N-G. B-Bomber, A-AHAC, N-Nano, G-Gank. Bomber- You ever get 60 kills in 1 minute? AHAC - ARMOR HACS ARMOR HACS ARMOR HACS. Nano - Ever kited a shortbus? And Gank - we don't fight fair we fight to win. B-A-N-G. Get in here - you soft targets everywhere. You think they log in and have any idea how to fight? Most of these idiots don't know a perch from a point. They're sitting out there waiting for you to kill them. Are you gonna do it? Are you man enough to do it? What's the problem, pal?
Moss: You - Hellkyte. [sarcastic] You're such a hero, you're so awesome at PvP, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Hellkyte: You see my kills?
Moss: Yeah.
Hellkyte: These kills mean more than anything you have ever done in EvE. Stats are for chumps who think all that matters is the mail itself. Every KM I have I got through being better than the person I flew against. In Sniggwaffe we fly outgunned and outmanned and we can put a hurting on the largest alliances in EvE. You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? **** you! Go home and play with your kids. Great KB stats? They were earned pressing F1-F4 and blindly following an idiot of an FC.
You wanna fly here - learn to PvP! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you ****sucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get sitting in a Shadoo OP? You don't like it, join MM. I can go out tonight with a Thrasher/BB swarm and have a more fun and successful OP than you ever could following some idiot like Plague Black. TONIGHT. A-B-P! Get mad you sons of *****es!
You want to know what it takes to PvP in EvE? It takes BRASS BALLS to PvP. Go and do likewise gents. Our corp is out here. You join up, the real EvE is yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You log on you want to PvP, then PVP! And you know what you'll be saying? A bunch of loosers mining in high sec saying 'I used to PvP, it's a tough racket'
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.22 04:46:00 -
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Hellkyte - And to answer your question, the reason I am down here sifting through you scrubs to find the 1 in 10 that is worth PL's time and interest is because Grogoth told me to. And you ALWAYS do what Grogoth tells you to.
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Moll
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Posted - 2011.07.22 15:08:00 -
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U want to experience trolling? proper abuse? or simply want see others get abused? visit our recruitment channel, and wait for your turn to get trolled, or simply surprise us by going for it.
You would be surprised at how far u will get if u just step in to our office and speak up, worst case u get told to come back when u have proper skills. ( Maybe not in the most polite manner, but still, worst case
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army B A N E
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Posted - 2011.07.22 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Jones Bones
Originally by: Hellkyte
And loose ships.
I like tight, firm ships.
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.22 17:07:00 -
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Edited by: Hellkyte on 22/07/2011 17:12:06 I want to be clear on something. This isn't an S&M Corp. People keep talking about the abuse like it's an end in and of itself. It's not. What it is is a means to an end, and that end is making you a pvper that's better than what you will find in 90% of null sec. And of course it's just one of many means. You will not find a group that has more resources for training pilots from scratch into something good in EvE.
And I firmly believe that we could take the weakest PvPers in EvE and make them into somethin good if they were willing to put in the effort, suck in their fat guts, and learn. Before I started I was only a hair abov a carebear, worse than even Vanguard or Majesta pilots, I was so bad I didn't even realize I sucked. Now I know my abilities and I respect them.
Self respect is what we offer if you're willin to work for it. You may come in a soft weak puppy and you may get repeatedly kicked like a base drum, but at the end of the day you will come out a Micheal Vick Fighting Dog and one day, with your muzzle dripping with the blood of a gutted oponent, you will look back on your days as a weak puppy and you won't even recognize yourself.
That's what we offer.
That's what we do.
That's who we are.
Now look in the mirror and think about what you are, and what you want to be.
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Cynara
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Posted - 2011.07.22 17:50:00 -
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don't be mad
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.22 23:50:00 -
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Also if you have a sketchy character history you have almost no chance of getting in, should have made that clear earlier. Almost every recruiter we have would be unwilling to recruit someone with a bunch of character transfers or odd player donations. I mean hell, we ask for your full API, and we DO go through it.
And I realize that just because you have an ugly character history that guarantee you are a spy, but if it comes between offending the few people like this that aren't spies/suspicious etc or just letting in any player regardless of how much they stink like a spy, I will gladly tell any nice guy in the room to get stuffed.
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Dengen Krastinov
Amarr SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.07.23 01:09:00 -
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I like chocolate and australians. They are not mutually exclusive.
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Buddy Freep
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Posted - 2011.07.23 01:12:00 -
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Great corp, great people
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Caligrown Kush
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Posted - 2011.07.23 01:16:00 -
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bump
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