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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.29 00:16:00 -
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I've made these threads in the past and they have usually resulted in some good self-deprecating tales of tenuous glory.
I think it's time for a new one.
To kick things off I have a story of a recent engagement.
After being brave/foolhardy enough to engage a Harpy in a Daredevil despite knowing it was a risky manouver, I switched back to my old favourite, the Incursus. An exercise intended to put me back through pew pew school.
I take down a FW Incursus fairly easily then shortly after I find an Atron running FW plexes and decide to go for him. Problem being I am in an AB plate fit and he has a MWD fitted.
After a couple of attempts to burn to him and failing I have a look at local assets. I notice I have an mwd in system so I dock up, swap ab for mwd and having no other option, I drop the plate, leaving me with a considerable failfit. Hopefully however I will be able to catch him by surprise anyway. In I go to the plex for a third attempt at pinning this guy down. With glee and drunken amusement I GET A LOCK.... he is going down... then, I manage to coast out of scram range and he escapes. A few warps in system later and I manage to pin him down and kill him. He refuses the pod ransom (pretty sure he trolls me in local about this). Then I notice his kill. 2 nanofibres and an mwd.
I am a PRO killer ~~~
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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.07.29 00:58:00 -
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How did you break that tank!?! ------------------------------------------------ Inventor of the DracolicheÖ Troll Warning System |
Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.29 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: Dracoliche How did you break that tank!?!
Dunno, I didn't even have any damage mods braw. ~~~
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Kumq uat
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.29 01:05:00 -
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I have one that is full of fail but what the hell.
So I was living out in Delve and I buy a Megathron from a guy there. He has an attachment to the ship but I talk him into selling it to me. I then fit it with all mining lasers, Faction CPU just to put all of them on there and some high end mining upgrade I picked up from some jackoffs wreck. I send the fit to him and go out into the belt and start mining trit while he screams about me defiling his ship and demanding I give it back. I am laughing so hard I didn't see two reds enter system in a Vagabond and a Sac who proceeded to kill me and immortalize that fail fit Mega on a kill board for all to see.
Worst loss mail ever --------------------------------------- www.eve-pirate.com original author |
Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.29 01:30:00 -
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Mining veldspar in null like a boss ~~~
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Tungulria Lightfingers
Wrecking Shots
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Posted - 2011.07.29 01:33:00 -
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Edited by: Tungulria Lightfingers on 29/07/2011 01:34:07
Hey look I killed a probe......to the forums.
Linkage
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
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Posted - 2011.07.29 10:10:00 -
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Edited by: Cannibal Kane on 29/07/2011 10:11:33
Eh not really anything special.
I do these stupid things from time to time to see how far I can get.
I engaged war targets in my Legion, Cane and a Myrm, popped the Cane and the Myrm docked up. Knowing that these two guys are alot older ingame than I am I ignored that little voice in my head, out came the Myrm again and I engage again with Half Armor. At that moment, the myrm that did not help the Cane started shooting, it hurt alot... so that the Damnation tht appeared on field.
Expensive lesson Learned.
Legion Loss
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Dorn Val
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Posted - 2011.07.29 12:00:00 -
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Edited by: Dorn Val on 29/07/2011 12:00:46 After one too many I thought it would be cool to act as scout on a low sec roam in a passive tanked Harbringer. Popped though a gate and saw an angry cloud of red, and then broke out laughing
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Lee Janssen
Internet Terrorists
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Posted - 2011.07.29 12:30:00 -
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OVAHKILLLLLLL!
There's no kill like overkill! - Damn it, out of duct tape again. |
Syekuda
Hell's Revenge
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Posted - 2011.07.29 12:45:00 -
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Edited by: Syekuda on 29/07/2011 12:45:40 Lady what did you expect, there in Gallente militia mwuahahah.
I did encounter some unusual experience myself a year ago or so. We were roaming in nullsec while me and some dudes were in faction warfare. We jumped in a system and pinned down a domi. We were all in frigs and 2 dessie if I remember right. We warp to him and proceed to kill him. I never saw a domi blow up so fast, lol. I looked at the killmail and the guy had nothing on him. We convoed him and it looks like he just got out of a wormhole and got stuck or something. Well it sucks to be him lol.
ps: In gallente's defence, if they dont have an FC, there just like a bunch of 12yr kids on redbull and sugar. --------------------------------------------------
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
ISAAC ASIMOV |
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King Rothgar
Path of the Fallen
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Posted - 2011.07.29 19:23:00 -
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Edited by: King Rothgar on 29/07/2011 19:25:26 One of my more recent losses was pretty funny. A group of BC's and 1 BS was camping the gate in my system. They weren't outlaws but they were clearly going to GCC at the first opportunity. I had no backup, it was just me and my booster alt to fight them. So I waited until two nooblets jumped in. They came in with a pair of BC's and the fleet GCC'd on them immediately. Letting out my best leeroy jenkins cry in local, I undocked my maelstrom, warped to 0 on their gate and attacked. I knew I would not survive but I was determined to take a few down with me. By the time I landed both nooblet BC's had died but now the sentry guns were on my side. That was advantage enough!
Furiously overheating all my mods, my 800mm AC's ripped into their brutix. Sadly he was able to escape in deep structure by drifting out of my scrambler range and warping. I only needed 1 more volley. I then moved to the hurricane and gave it everything I had. With it falling the enemy fleet realized they might actually lose a ship. How unthinkable! One of them popped a cyno and in came a thanny covered in neuts and ECM drones. Once it locked me I found myself ECM'd and neuted. Thus shutting down my shield booster enough for them to break me. I died without a kill shortly there after. Much smack ensued. Leerooooyyyyy Jenkins!
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INordaas
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Posted - 2011.08.13 18:41:00 -
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Once i was camping a gate alone in my drake, when suddenly a WT in a Raven cam jumping trough. i immeditely pointed and engaged him. I did everything like i always did, started to orbit at 16 or something, called for corp mates since my tank slowly went down cus of his cruise missiles, but when he entered stucture i stopped doing damage for some reason. freaked out and had to warp since i was dying and he had gotten his shield up(active tank. seconds later my corpmates arrived, and i was ****ed at ccp since my missiles didnt do damage.
Minutes later we scanned him down in a mission, warped to him and killed him...
Now for the lulz, there was 2 resasons why I almost killed a raven in my drake-
The reason he died so quickly was of hit failfit....(ill try to find the fitting.. it was terrible.
But i also figured out why i stopped doing damage... It was because i've just switched from T1 to T2 HAM launchers and T2 ammo... so my range was shorter then i was used to...
So double fail..
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.08.13 22:48:00 -
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I once killed a whole retriever by myself. I can't heal stupid
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MeestaPenni
Gallente Mercantile and Stuff
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Posted - 2011.08.14 02:12:00 -
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I got a nasty scratch on my Velator yesterday. I was hoppin' mad.
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.08.14 02:48:00 -
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i destroyed the terrible police by posting
Originally by: Skippermonkey keep trying and you can be an hero just like fgft Athonille
Originally by: Singeaboot Raj Tbh i am beginning to see the win - it's the haircut, makes people take notice.
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Pope Pious TheFirst
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Posted - 2011.08.14 02:56:00 -
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A very long time ago when retriever's first came out, I set up some battle badgers and went to work. Well, I died a lot but finally one retriever after the longest time of me shooting went down. It took so long it wasn't fun anymore lol It was on an old ore thief alt back in the day when you didn't get flagged for stealing someone's can of ore. |
Soldarius
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.08.15 02:01:00 -
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I've got one.
Back in the day me and some peeps were farting around Black Rise losec getting pew pew with Quiet Storm and friends. One of them challenged me in my T1 fit drake to a solo against his phantasm. Thinking wtf, its just a drake and mehbe I get smancy faction cruiser kill, I went ahead and warped to his announced location at 50km.
Ofc, as soon as I landed, 3 of the 5 ships in grid pointed me. dps was horrible, tank vanished. Pop. -1 drake.
Originally by: Krutoj You dont have a supercapital? buy PLEX trade it for ISK, buy supers. Just like any other mmo you can use your RL to pimp your character out (or tank for that matter).
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dridd0
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Posted - 2011.08.15 02:04:00 -
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Originally by: Soldarius I've got one.
Back in the day me and some peeps were farting around Black Rise losec getting pew pew with Quiet Storm and friends. One of them challenged me in my T1 fit drake to a solo against his phantasm. Thinking wtf, its just a drake and mehbe I get smancy faction cruiser kill, I went ahead and warped to his announced location at 50km.
Ofc, as soon as I landed, 3 of the 5 ships in grid pointed me. dps was horrible, tank vanished. Pop. -1 drake.
You lost me at farting around, When the term farting around is used it brings up visuals of the glorious 80s sitcom golden girl's You can not use back in the days and farting around in the same paragraph.
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