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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.08 21:13:00 -
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Yarr, yeÆll gettinÆ some isk here. Carebeanr safeÆo investmnt scheme ahead!!! Bring me yarr isk and IÆll ingrease it 5%, honest! Me mate Chribbarrr will keep a secure my word! In a 100 per cent!!! You can assure my bloody peg stÆearning ya isk! Nao!!!
Summary Wanted: 50,000,000,000.00 Interest Rate: 5% Maturity: 30 days Collateralized: Chribba 100% Start Date: When filled or August 22th End Date: 30 days from start date or premature payback of nominal+interest to creditors
Since itÆs common practice here someone to tell something about; IÆll try to put some facts that are not trash or trying to convince you of getting your isk for free. This is alt of course. All other things are e-peen and of no importance. And I know what I am doing.
The Plan 1. Does it matter? The trolls wonÆt understand anyways.
Risks 1. No profit in the case bus hit me, I leave the game or just donÆt care. YouÆll get 100% of your investment back from third party. 2. Third party securing the loan gets condition of point Risk.1; I keep the isk to compensate the loss, very sorry. 3. EVE close by NG experience or greater force; who cares for isk anyways.
Rulez Are simple and clear, anything not covered IÆll interpret according my best will. 1. Investment: Minimum 1B, Maximum 10B. I keep the rights to reject any would be creditor, with public forum posting the reason doing so. Larger sum gets priority. 2. Term of investment is 30 days or full premature payback of nominal and interest. 3. Full value of nominal (100%) is secured by third party. 4. In case I donÆt log every hour to keep you calm, you get hysterical; third party pays your isk minus 5% for me and minus whatever fee he wants for bothering. 5. Rate of interest: 5% 6. Until Chribba confirms 100% collateral, all this is void.
Verification Chribba will verify collateral. Records of this toon wallet is stored on www.eve-profit.com so anybody can check howÆs things going. If you see wallet goes toward 0, donÆt panic please, itÆs normal.
Timeline 1.Reserving the amount 2.Chribba confirm 100% collateral 3.Collecting the isk from creditors 4.Making isk from thin air solely by this 2 hands and mouse 5.Repay borrowed money with interest at fixed interval of one full 30 day period
Status: 1. Reserving the amount
Reserve the isk by posting amount in this thread, please. Creditors 1.Name and amount 2.Name and amount 3.Name and amount 4.Name and amount 5.Name and amount 6.
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.08 21:15:00 -
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Yarrr
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.08 21:17:00 -
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I see you, with my 2 monocles.
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RAW23
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Posted - 2011.08.08 21:46:00 -
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10bil subject to Chribba's confirmation that he is holding the collateral.
What is the collateral btw?
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.08 21:50:00 -
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Originally by: RAW23 10bil subject to Chribba's confirmation that he is holding the collateral.
What is the collateral btw?
It's 100% covered when Chribba confirms. I'd rather not reveal actual items for a good reason, and I'll ask Chribba to not reveal it too.
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RAW23
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Posted - 2011.08.08 22:06:00 -
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Edited by: RAW23 on 08/08/2011 22:09:10
Originally by: IceFyre S18
Originally by: RAW23 10bil subject to Chribba's confirmation that he is holding the collateral.
What is the collateral btw?
It's 100% covered when Chribba confirms. I'd rather not reveal actual items for a good reason, and I'll ask Chribba to not reveal it too.
That's not a problem as long as Chribba is guaranteeing to pay out 100% of the bond value in the event of default and not 100% of the proceeds of the sale of the collateral. Third parties often work on the basis of selling the collateral and then paying the investors from the proceeds of the sale and in that case you need to give some idea of the category of item (not the precise items though) as, if prices fall, the investors may get less than 100% back. But if Chribba simply guarantees the cash amount then no-one needs to know anything further (except whether to trust Chribba or not ).
Edit - and up my reservation to 12.5bil please.
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RAW23
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Posted - 2011.08.08 22:11:00 -
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Edited by: RAW23 on 08/08/2011 22:11:22 One more thing. Now I have my slice set aside, if you put 'Chribba Secured' in the title of the thread it will probably fill faster. Tbh, I'm, surprised it hasn't filled already.
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.08 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: RAW23 Edited by: RAW23 on 08/08/2011 22:11:22 One more thing. Now I have my slice set aside, if you put 'Chribba Secured' in the title of the thread it will probably fill faster. Tbh, I'm, surprised it hasn't filled already.
Yes sir! added one special 6.a. note about value of secured items, in Rulez. Thank you.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2011.08.08 22:25:00 -
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Edited by: Grendell on 08/08/2011 22:27:32
40b pending Chribba's confirmation that he will be holding collateral. That might depend on the current buffer between the actual value of the collateral and the size of the bond. So if you could give me an idea of that it would be appreciated.
EDIT: I can't spell
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.08 22:30:00 -
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Originally by: Grendell Edited by: Grendell on 08/08/2011 22:27:32
40b pending Chribba's confirmation that he will be holding collateral. That might depend on the current buffer between the actual value of the collateral and the size of the bond. So if you could give me an idea of that it would be appreciated.
EDIT: I can't spell
Thank you! :) 10B is max, just added you on list, if you agree.
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RAW23
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Posted - 2011.08.08 22:30:00 -
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Edited by: RAW23 on 08/08/2011 22:31:03 And done. Grats.
Edit - Oops. Didn't see the limit.
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.08 22:32:00 -
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Yes, more people, more fun!
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2011.08.08 22:39:00 -
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Ah yeah I didn't see the limit either. If you forget about the limit, I'll do 4.5%, otherwise then 10b will do.
Just an fyi for the future, if you need a private loan (with collateral) sometime just let me know. Well so long as the loan is above 10b, below that I'm not interested.
Grendell ♥
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.08 22:45:00 -
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Originally by: Grendell Ah yeah I didn't see the limit either. If you forget about the limit, I'll do 4.5%, otherwise then 10b will do.
Just an fyi for the future, if you need a private loan (with collateral) sometime just let me know. Well so long as the loan is above 10b, below that I'm not interested.
Thank you, thank you sir!!! My rep goes as x-type booster boosting, thanks to RAW23 and your confidence in me and my project! 10B it is! I'll contact you personally of future projects of this type!
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jyppy
Caldari Under Heavy Fire
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Posted - 2011.08.08 23:18:00 -
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10B also pending confirmation of collateral.
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.08 23:20:00 -
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Originally by: jyppy 10B also pending confirmation of collateral.
Thank you sir!
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Voltairia
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Posted - 2011.08.08 23:59:00 -
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10B but also pending on confirmation from Chribba
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.09 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Voltairia 10B but also pending on confirmation from Chribba
Thank you Voltairia.
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Nex apparatu5
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Posted - 2011.08.09 00:01:00 -
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10b pending Chribba's confirmation
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.09 00:04:00 -
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Originally by: Nex apparatu5 10b pending Chribba's confirmation
Thank you Sir!
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trance atlas
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Posted - 2011.08.09 00:28:00 -
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Horse**** 10 bil incase someone backs out
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flakeys
The Great cornholio's Paper Tiger Coalition
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Posted - 2011.08.09 07:02:00 -
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Originally by: RAW23
Tbh, I'm, surprised it hasn't filled already.
Wallet is comp,etely empty , kinda overdid future investments last week so even had to loan 10 mille yesterday to be able to set up another sell order
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Valor D'eglise
Gallente Red Cross Of Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.08.09 07:59:00 -
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Hmpf. Kind of a shame that the riches get richer with an opportunity like this and small guys like me who would like to start out small with 1 oder 2 Bil are left out.
Well, maybe I have better luck next time - although I can't bear the feeling that some peeps here are lurking this forum 24/7, F5ing every 30 seconds. No offense, though!
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.09 08:14:00 -
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Originally by: Valor D'eglise Hmpf. Kind of a shame that the riches get richer with an opportunity like this and small guys like me who would like to start out small with 1 oder 2 Bil are left out.
Well, maybe I have better luck next time - although I can't bear the feeling that some peeps here are lurking this forum 24/7, F5ing every 30 seconds. No offense, though!
Yarr, nah worries mel'dy, more bonds will come, let's getta hook some nao
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2011.08.09 10:19:00 -
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Originally by: IceFyre S18
Creditors 1.Raw23 10B 2.Grendell 10B 3.jyppy 10B 4.Voltairia 10B 5.Nex apparatu5 10B --- Bond Filled ---
Confirming I have now collateral valued to the requested amount of 50 billion ISK in my hands.
And request confirmation from investors and IceFyre once all investors have sent their money.
/c
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.09 10:25:00 -
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Aye! You herd da man! Start pourrin' isk in dis bucket o'rotten fish, Nao!
Thank you Chribba. Awaiting isk so we can start, the sooner the better, please. Send isk usual way, to this toon and post here.
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Michelle P1H9A8N1
Gallente Intergalactic Better Business Corporation
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Posted - 2011.08.09 11:24:00 -
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In some odd chances that one of the above investors forgets to send the isk or wants to withdraw :) I would like to enter with 10bil. Isk can be sent in 8hrs if my bid is accepted by the requestor.
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flakeys
The Great cornholio's Paper Tiger Coalition
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Posted - 2011.08.09 11:52:00 -
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Edited by: flakeys on 09/08/2011 11:52:55
Originally by: IceFyre S18
Yarr, yeÆll gettinÆ some isk here. Carebeanr safeÆo investmnt scheme ahead!!! Bring me yarr isk and IÆll ingrease it 5%, honest! Me mate Chribbarrr will keep a secure my word! In a 100 per cent!!! You can assure my bloody peg stÆearning ya isk! Nao!!!
Originally by: IceFyre S18 Aye! You herd da man! Start pourrin' isk in dis bucket o'rotten fish, Nao!
I'm starting to become a fan ....
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Nex apparatu5
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Posted - 2011.08.09 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: IceFyre S18 Aye! You herd da man! Start pourrin' isk in dis bucket o'rotten fish, Nao!
I like the cut of your jib, sailor.
10b sent.
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IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs Zulu People
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Posted - 2011.08.09 12:21:00 -
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Originally by: Nex apparatu5
Originally by: IceFyre S18 Aye! You herd da man! Start pourrin' isk in dis bucket o'rotten fish, Nao!
I like the cut of your jib, sailor.
10b sent.
Confirmed! Thank you, sir.
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