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Coffe's Babe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.18 21:10:00 -
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I like ran out of cigs and I'm at work and I told this colleague of mine that if he gives me one cig now I will give him two in the morning. Of course... I have no such intention of doing that however
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Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2011.08.18 21:22:00 -
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Was this 'colleague' your pimp? Yeah, I went there, you prossie.
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Coffe's Babe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.18 21:25:00 -
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It's sad cuz that's the only female interaction you're ever going to get.. coming from pimps and prossies
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Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2011.08.18 21:29:00 -
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You calling my mom a prossie?
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Angsty Teenager
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Posted - 2011.08.18 21:33:00 -
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No, I'm calling your sister (DOUBLE PUN ALERT)
Explanation for noobs:
I'm both calling her a prossie, and calling over from the street corner right now.
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Angsty Teenager
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Posted - 2011.08.18 21:41:00 -
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Edited by: Angsty Teenager on 18/08/2011 21:41:55 This forum is bad, double post fail.
I'll use this to pledge -20bil.
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Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2011.08.18 21:50:00 -
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Originally by: Angsty Teenager 2011.08.18 21:33:00
Originally by: Angsty Teenager 2011.08.18 21:41:00
Yah, sure.
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Angsty Teenager
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Posted - 2011.08.18 21:52:00 -
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Originally by: Ray McCormack
Originally by: Angsty Teenager 2011.08.18 21:33:00
Originally by: Angsty Teenager 2011.08.18 21:41:00
Yah, sure.
Yea, well I posted the first one, but it told me I had to wait 2 minutes to post again, so I thought it didn't post it, so i posted again later but realized it had been posted. So it's still a dabble post.
Why I am I even explaining this?
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Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2011.08.18 21:59:00 -
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Originally by: Angsty Teenager Why I am I even explaining this?
Self-defence to waive any liability for stupidity?
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Angsty Teenager
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Posted - 2011.08.18 22:00:00 -
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Originally by: Ray McCormack
Originally by: Angsty Teenager Why I am I even explaining this?
Self-defence to waive any liability for stupidity?
Yes, exactly, thank you.
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Jerry Pepridge
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Posted - 2011.08.18 23:31:00 -
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smoking is bad for you _________________________________________________
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Angsty Teenager
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Posted - 2011.08.18 23:37:00 -
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Originally by: Jerry Pepridge smoking is bad for you
>implying I smoke
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Jerry Pepridge
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Posted - 2011.08.18 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Angsty Teenager
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge smoking is bad for you
>implying I smoke
trying to hard summer _________________________________________________
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Angsty Teenager
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Posted - 2011.08.18 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
Originally by: Angsty Teenager
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge smoking is bad for you
>implying I smoke
trying to hard summer
Confirming I am a tryhard
-JARRY PEEPBOY faniboi.
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Atima
Minmatar House of Marbles
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Posted - 2011.08.19 01:36:00 -
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All my favourite posters in the same thread. I was dissapointed at the quality however.
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Coffe's Babe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.19 01:47:00 -
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Edited by: Coffe''s Babe on 19/08/2011 01:47:17
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge smoking is bad for you
I just needed the cig for the tobacco so I could roll me a joint because I need to take refuge in light drugs to put up with the boredom. I would have left long ago but an idiot leaked an email and we gotta stand by for damage control (unit II).
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Angsty Teenager
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Posted - 2011.08.19 02:44:00 -
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Originally by: Coffe's Babe Edited by: Coffe''s Babe on 19/08/2011 01:47:17
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge smoking is bad for you
I just needed the cig for the tobacco so I could roll me a joint because I need to take refuge in light drugs to put up with the boredom. I would have left long ago but an idiot leaked an email and we gotta stand by for damage control (unit II).
Typically in italics and bold isn't normal, but on tobacco it is.
Not even once. Also, it's pretty rude. Did you know that second hand smoke has 200x more carcingions (omg spelling QQ) than first hand smoke? So basically any time you smoke you're killing everybody around you.
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Coffe's Babe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.19 02:52:00 -
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That's why I found myself a deserted room like 4 weeks ago in another wing of the building. I got my stash, rolling paper, filters, ipod and some coca cola stacked up behind some fake wall. I actually tied a string to the door to see if it gets opened while I was on holiday. It did not! I love my secret smoking place.
ps: the new or old formatting?
So if sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex between 2 people is called a twosome, why is handsome still a compliment? |
Coffe's Babe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.19 02:59:00 -
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Edited by: Coffe''s Babe on 19/08/2011 02:59:39
That's why I found myself a deserted room like 4 weeks ago in another wing of the building. I got my stash, rolling paper, filters, ipod and some coca cola stacked up behind some fake wall. I actually tied a string to the door to see if it gets opened while I was on holiday. It did not! I love my secret smoking place.
ps: the new or old formatting?
So if sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex between 2 people is called a twosome, why is handsome still a compliment? |
Angsty Teenager
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Posted - 2011.08.19 03:17:00 -
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Fine well I will tell you a story about me and smoking and why I don't smoke. I'll relate it to eve things so you guys can understand better.
SO. I'm smoking with my friends and we're just chilling on top of a storm drain up the hill, and then the po-po come along and drive real slow past us and we're like
OMG SCATTER, WARP PLANETS HERP DERP.
So I ran up the hill into the forest and then I'm like yo, WHERE DA FLEET AT?, but it turns out I took a wrong turn and went into drone space instead of back to VFK, so then im like, ?????? wat do.
Luckily I met some old hobo (Xenuria), who was sleeping in the woods, and I'm like YO, where's vfk and xenuria is like "UP SHUT YOU, I HAVE 98% resists", so I'm like "damn **** man this guy be trippin" (But i was the one tripping). So i left the fruitcake dude, and kept walking and then I found a cannon on an overlook and then i realized that it was the cannon they shoot a the start of football games, so basically it's that one dude who decloaks at the start of any fight and gets instapopped, and im like, SICK, im going to sit on the cannon. So I sat on the cannon for a little while, pretended it was my **** for a little bit (I wish), then I was like, I'm THIRSTY (need more cap boosters). So I try to find the path back to my house but I can't drone space is gay. Eventually I found a road and car on it that was on but not moving and im like O**** IT"S THE POPO, they gunna catch me. but then I saw that it was a normal car, so I started freaking out becuase I thought they were serial killers (PL), and im like OMG NO, I'm just a lonely dominix, I DUN WANT FIGHT. So then they started getting out of the car and im like OH **** IM DEAD, but it turns out they were just opening the trunk to get some picnic lunches out so I was like oh ok man that's chill. I asked them if i could have sum but PL was like "WE IGNORE U BECUZ U LOWER CLASS AND PVP NOOB", so I was like OK *****, then ran away becuase i was scared they would kill me.
After that i was like OMG, why can't i dock in any of these goddamn stations (by this time i had found myself on a road, but it wasn't near my house at all) so i was like ffufuuuufufufuf, plox i need repair and more cap boosters. Basically it was like niagra falls had dryed up into the sahara dessert in my mouth and i was frothing out beach fulls of sand at this point. So basically im like ffs goddamnit, and remember I can't even see straight becuase im trippin my ass off, the whole world wasn't working right. So basically I sat down and stared at my phone for a good hour or so until I made it run out of battery since i was running it at full brightness all the time. Luckily by that point I realized that I could just follow this road home, so I did until I ran across some popo (i guess i was in highsec by this point) and im like OH ****, DO I HAVE GCC (red indicator, red eyes, cwatididthar?), but it turned out I didn't, they were just arresting some dumbass who had like 50 cans of beer next to him and i was like LOL NOOB TRYING TO SMARTBOMB, GIT REAL.
But unfortunately my trip through highsec didn't last long becuase i decided to take a shortcut that wasn't really a shortcut and it led me through what was apparently ammanake and all the pirates started chasing me so i ran as fast as i could and took off my shirt becuase I thought it would make me run faster, and i also lost my flip flops in that area. But once i finished running through the forest (there was a street on the other side), it turned out nothing was chasing me and i was just trippin, so then i walked the rest of the way home, tried playing HoN, but couldn't becuase chronos is too hard to play when the computer screen keeps shrinking whenever you look at it. So then I remembered I was thirsty and had to crawl to the toliet and drink from it becuase i couldn't stand, but then I could and then drank from the sink and then it was all GOOD.
But Yea, I don't smoke anymore.
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Johann King
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Posted - 2011.08.19 04:02:00 -
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I JUST USED A NAIL CLIPPER TO REMOVE A SKIN TAG.
THAT'S ALL
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Commander Godsmack
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Posted - 2011.08.19 14:50:00 -
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Originally by: Johann King I JUST USED A NAIL CLIPPER TO REMOVE A SKIN TAG.
THAT'S ALL
your doing it wrong - what you do is get a piece of metal put it over a flame until its red hot then jab it into the tag for a few seconds, let it sizzle nicely then pull on it with tweezers and then cut it out with a blade.
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OllieNorth
Gallente R-K Industries
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Posted - 2011.08.19 15:06:00 -
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C&P's over there folks ->>
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente C C P
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Posted - 2011.08.19 16:03:00 -
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Please do not create spam threads.
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