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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.10.25 18:06:00 -
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The Chinese have allied themselves with the vampires in order to take over America in a scheme to make women too scared to put out
http://kotaku.com/5954777/report-groom-kisses-bride-on-neck-tragically-killing-her?utm_campaign=socialflow_kotaku_facebook&utm_source=kotaku_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
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Posted - 2012.10.25 18:13:00 -
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Well we already countered that by making vampires romantic (well as romantic as a Mormon dares to get) and glittery. |
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
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Posted - 2012.10.25 18:13:00 -
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A truly disturbing turn of events. "It's no use crying over spilt milk, because all the forces of the universe were bent on spilling it." ~William Maugham |
Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
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Posted - 2012.10.25 19:38:00 -
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Oh man. No doubt somebody somewhere is now developing a neurotic phobia of being kissed on the neck. Maybe buying turtleneck sweaters, thick mufflers, sharp spikey dog collars. "Can we go, you know, unprotected just this one time?" -"Honey, you know I love you, but the turtleneck has to stay on. We can't take any chances."
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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
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Posted - 2012.10.25 19:46:00 -
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Telegram Sam wrote:Oh man. No doubt somebody somewhere is now developing a neurotic phobia of being kissed on the neck.
I know it's reminding me how much i love kissing carotid arteries during sexy time.
Oh, god. What if i've really been a Chinese Vampire all these years?
Now that i think of it, i do feel Chinese sometimes. "It's no use crying over spilt milk, because all the forces of the universe were bent on spilling it." ~William Maugham |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.10.25 20:11:00 -
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Always wear a raincoat "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:00:00 -
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Wait, do you mean Herzog the poster here? If so, i am disappointed, and didn't mean to join in.
I may not agree with everything he ever said, but he doesn't deserve mockery for having uncommon beliefs. "It's no use crying over spilt milk, because all the forces of the universe were bent on spilling it." ~William Maugham |
Something Random
The Barrow Boys
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:17:00 -
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Bane Necran wrote: Now that i think of it, i do feel Chinese sometimes.
Thats gonna be illegalised soon - in fact, isnt it now ?
/me loads shotgun and doesnt feed the dogs "caught on fire a little bit, just a little." "Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangsn++ all here!" |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:36:00 -
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Bane Necran wrote:Wait, do you mean Herzog the poster here? If so, i am disappointed, and didn't mean to join in.
I may not agree with everything he ever said, but he doesn't deserve mockery for having uncommon beliefs.
I like Herzog, I figured this is the crazy kind of thing he'd think up if he found the story "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:12:00 -
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Bah, I invoke Occam's razor. Blaming vampires is for the mindless sheeple who are too infatuated with the supernatural to the point that they'll ignore base human nature.
The real culprit is greed: the groom is now free to remarry and get another dowry.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head. Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:39:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
In my frikkin dreams....
Once upon a time vampires sucked blood, not d**k. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3231
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Posted - 2012.10.26 03:50:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: In my frikkin dreams.... Once upon a time vampires sucked blood, not d**k.
they still sparkled though, right? "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:10:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: In my frikkin dreams.... Once upon a time vampires sucked blood, not d**k. they still sparkled though, right?
When my eyes hit the word "sparkled" in the context of vampires, My wiener did an emergency detach and just went on a trip to Nevada and now I'm stuck here having to sit down to pee. Thanks for nothing.
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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:58:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Bah, I invoke Occam's razor. Blaming vampires is for the mindless sheeple who are too infatuated with the supernatural to the point that they'll ignore base human nature.
The real culprit is greed: the groom is now free to remarry and get another dowry.
Oh so true on the dowry. But killing can be so hard at times.
That is why we are lucky hit men exist. Unfortunately they cost money, which isn't cheap. So vampires are the ticket.
They only care for blood not quick cash, and blood is something the bride has.
Another dowry in the pocket, and no overhead fees. I'm not shitposting. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3246
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:15:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: In my frikkin dreams.... Once upon a time vampires sucked blood, not d**k. they still sparkled though, right? When my eyes hit the word "sparkled" in the context of vampires, My wiener did an emergency detach and just went on a trip to Nevada and now I'm stuck here having to sit down to pee. Thanks for nothing.
You need to put that on youtube "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:22:00 -
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The Chinese Lip Artery Pinch.
Hmm... I don't know Surfin your a Marine so you probably have a good handle on Military History.
Has the U.S Military been threatened by anything more Homo Erotic. The repeal of Don't Ask not counting.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3246
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:25:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:The Chinese Lip Artery Pinch.
Hmm... I don't know Surfin your a Marine so you probably have a good handle on Military History.
Has the U.S Military been threatened by anything more Homo Erotic. The repeal of Don't Ask not counting.
The USMC is the most homo erotic organization in the United States...
Here's a Terminal Lance strip on the subject (language warning, hey it's the Marines...) http://terminallance.com/2010/04/30/terminal-lance-34-its-already-gay/ "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2012.10.26 21:07:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Alara IonStorm wrote:The Chinese Lip Artery Pinch.
Hmm... I don't know Surfin your a Marine so you probably have a good handle on Military History.
Has the U.S Military been threatened by anything more Homo Erotic. The repeal of Don't Ask not counting.
The USMC is the most homo erotic organization in the United States... Here's a Terminal Lance strip on the subject (language warning, hey it's the Marines...) http://terminallance.com/2010/04/30/terminal-lance-34-its-already-gay/
Thank God I was USAF.
Had a buddy who was a Ranger - and from him I was told of what a "mushroom stamp" was. I promised biblical-level revenge if I ever woke up with one.
As for the bride, someone might have used an herb we don't know about. But I also recall a Gilligan's Island episode where Ginger tried to kill Gilligan in some dream sequence using poisoned lips.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3246
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Posted - 2012.10.26 21:09:00 -
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Uncle Sam's Aerial Fairies huh? "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
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Posted - 2012.10.27 17:21:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Alara IonStorm wrote:The Chinese Lip Artery Pinch.
Hmm... I don't know Surfin your a Marine so you probably have a good handle on Military History.
Has the U.S Military been threatened by anything more Homo Erotic. The repeal of Don't Ask not counting.
The USMC is the most homo erotic organization in the United States... Here's a Terminal Lance strip on the subject (language warning, hey it's the Marines...) http://terminallance.com/2010/04/30/terminal-lance-34-its-already-gay/ Thank God I was USAF. Had a buddy who was a Ranger - and from him I was told of what a "mushroom stamp" was. I promised biblical-level revenge if I ever woke up with one. As for the bride, someone might have used an herb we don't know about. But I also recall a Gilligan's Island episode where Ginger tried to kill Gilligan in some dream sequence using poisoned lips. LOL I'll bet Ginger's v-neck dress and Mary Ann's shorts are rooted somewhere deep in all of our subconsciouses. From all the time we spent checking them out as horny elementary school kids. |
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