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Tinja Soikutsu
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
267
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Posted - 2012.11.12 20:26:00 -
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Onyx Nyx wrote:Sends you screaming to mod the World of Warcraft forums. ((Pure Fing GOLD!!!))
Locks you in an escape casual and sends you drifting in his personally artillery practice range to dial in that 0.0001% of computer accuracy on his 720mm artillery.
*BOOM!*
Damn, they're still .00001% off. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
191
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Posted - 2012.11.12 20:49:00 -
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Places you on a planet with 10 times the gravity of Earth. And has a very obese woman sit on you. Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
388
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Posted - 2012.11.12 21:44:00 -
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/Me giggles madly.
HUMAN BACON TYME NAOW!! In irae, veritas. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
192
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Posted - 2012.11.12 23:17:00 -
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Locks you in a cage with two dozen furious chimpanzees, who have a 5-foot pile of poops to fling. Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON NOVA ALLIANCE
22
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Posted - 2012.11.13 09:20:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Locks you in a cage with two dozen furious chimpanzees, who have a 5-foot pile of poops to fling.
A drunk ganker warps in Piloting a thrasher. He instapops you then warps off laughing incredibly loud.
(On a side, note, he attempted to "Dock with one of the station's walls) I WILL SPEND ALL OF MY WAGES ON HATS! |
Alec Freeman
The Dark Space Initiative
142
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Posted - 2012.11.13 10:00:00 -
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Bendonni Narri wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Locks you in a cage with two dozen furious chimpanzees, who have a 5-foot pile of poops to fling. A drunk ganker warps in Piloting a thrasher. He instapops you then warps off laughing incredibly loud. (On a side, note, he attempted to "Dock with one of the station's walls)
>A wild fleet of Tornado's appear. >They use "Blap" on your industrial ship, Its super effective. > You cease to exist |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
193
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Posted - 2012.11.13 16:22:00 -
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Replaces your pod goo with a toxic mixture of mayonnaise, tequila and Pepsi. Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N Persona Non Gratis
18
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Posted - 2012.11.16 17:09:00 -
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I'M A FIRING MA LAZOR!!
Also surprised noones done the low hanging fruit yet...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
200
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Posted - 2012.11.16 18:22:00 -
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Hacks your drones, so that they do an elaborate synchronized swimming routine instead of defending your ship. Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Borascus
Red Core Paradigm Shift Alliance
105
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Posted - 2012.11.16 19:04:00 -
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Come nubcheddar, reminisce with us on the other side of the starfish *reaches in* |
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
1304
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Posted - 2012.11.16 19:25:00 -
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Telekinetically pinch the carotid artery. http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/User:Akita_T T2 BPO poll: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=114789 Buying this: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=147098 |
Uudoo Graeth
H-4-C Mining
19
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Posted - 2012.11.16 20:02:00 -
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I play this over and over and over again while locking you in your pod with no where to run
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
454
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Posted - 2012.11.16 23:04:00 -
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[Man, you're evil. My mind had managed to 100% block the memory of that. Now it's back. ] Sends you a greeting card full of nano-sized bot fleas. Also a few bot ticks in there, big enough to see, just for fun. You know what happens next. Very ugly. |
Jesuis Cache-Cache
314
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Posted - 2012.11.17 05:30:00 -
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Flash you a picture of Uudoo Graeth's mother.
...naked.
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson-á |
Tinja Soikutsu
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
278
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Posted - 2012.11.17 07:23:00 -
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Serves you some 'Fat Bastard Coffee'. |
Borascus
Red Core Paradigm Shift Alliance
105
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Posted - 2012.11.17 09:33:00 -
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Feed you your feet, ankles, calf muscles and hamstrings in what is later referred to as Minmatar Shark soup. Once the cartilage gets into the lower intestine..................... |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON NOVA ALLIANCE
23
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Posted - 2012.11.17 09:49:00 -
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Borascus wrote:Feed you your feet, ankles, calf muscles and hamstrings in what is later referred to as Minmatar Shark soup. Once the cartilage gets into the lower intestine.....................
You've just bought your first T2 ship: It's a Damnation, a glistening example of Khanid engineering. You decide to to take it for a spin in Nullsec, and as you press jump, you feel a certain excitement inside of you. Your first target is an Ishtar, knowing that it's extensive drone bay is a problem you set the orbit to 20 K.M and, palms sweating move your cursor towards the target button... ..And a Machariel warps in, instapops you and the Ishtar pods you. Karma:1 You:0
I WILL SPEND ALL OF MY WAGES ON HATS! |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
100
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Posted - 2012.11.18 19:05:00 -
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Zoe Kaltana wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:Lol it was fun, i wish there was a personal vendetta RP thread now. *vote for "try to kill the avatar above you" thread* ^^
Well...fatally wounding sounds so much more ambitious than simple killing, so I give it a try...
Good evening Mr. Narri, may I introduce you to Mr. Desk...
Mr. Narri - Desk, Desk - Mr. Narri. my corp is my main |
Nylith Empyreal
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
154
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Posted - 2012.11.18 19:12:00 -
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I'm not mad, just disappointed. "Oh, you can't help that," said the troll: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" -ásaid the forumwarrior. "You must be," said the troll, "or you wouldn't have come here." |
Uudoo Graeth
23
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Posted - 2012.11.19 19:21:00 -
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Jesuis Cache-Cache wrote:Flash you a picture of Uudoo Graeth's mother.
...naked.
I just threw up in my mouth a lot thinking about this.... I wouldn't even wish this upon my worst enemies! You are twisted Jesuis..... twisted indeed.
On topic: I release toxic body gases from my posterior into your pod while blasting Britney Spears' "Hit me baby one more time" into your pod, promptly seal it, and then jettison your pod into null sec. Good luck! |
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Jesuis Cache-Cache
334
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Posted - 2012.11.19 19:56:00 -
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Uudoo Graeth wrote: You are twisted Jesuis..... twisted indeed. And to think I come here for my good deeds of the day.
Aktoun-morlasir nomdredah letroul und mar frelious develakal....
Moohoohoohahahaaaaaaa...
dead in 3... ...2 ...1
BOO!
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson-á |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
142
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Posted - 2012.11.19 20:35:00 -
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*removes one of JCCs head-spikes...the chance of pressure causes him to explode*
WHHOOAA!! I didn't expect this to work so...well.
my corp is my main |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
207
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Posted - 2012.11.19 20:53:00 -
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Puts a whoopee cushion full of nerve gas in your chair. Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
258
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Posted - 2012.11.20 15:07:00 -
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Hacks pod to confuse the computer into thinking there's a breach, while jamming the transfer signal. Destructive scanners engage... Support Aegis Destroyers: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=97610 |
Jesuis Cache-Cache
339
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Posted - 2012.11.20 16:39:00 -
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Sprinkles itching powder in her undies.
Yes, folks...she scratches herself to death.
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson-á |
Alice Saki
Mug of Coffee
20197
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Posted - 2012.11.20 16:41:00 -
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*Stabs*
Old ways work best ^_^ All You're Likes Belong to Me. |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1806
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Posted - 2012.11.20 18:55:00 -
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Replaces g-dampening pod goo with Jello. An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE |
Khergit Deserters
214
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Posted - 2012.11.20 19:14:00 -
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Borascus wrote:Borascus: So, until he needs a clone he'll never know about this?
Doctor: No, until he revives in his pod he will have no idea that his medical clone has been downgraded.
*Borascus waits* Huh? Where am I? How did I get a Rifter and Hurricane? I can't even fly those things yet....
Convinces you to get on a ship controlled by an AI computer named HAL. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Uudoo Graeth
36
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Posted - 2012.11.20 19:16:00 -
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Throws a bowl of rice out the airlock and kicks you out after it... |
Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
35
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Posted - 2012.12.10 03:35:00 -
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I roll a 12, and resurrect a skeleton army and Blood Golem to slay you.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
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