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Torvin Yulus
State War Academy Caldari State
104
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:20:00 -
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the right to afk mine torvin yulus the proveldteriat papers
for Ice Monkey, the road to revolution began in the Tolle - when Ore-inator asked to borrow his skiff. Hers had been ganked by the goons, and unless she could borrow another one, she would have to grind back up from an ibis. There was no one she dared ask, except Ice Monkey.
this put Monkey in a dilemma. He had to help her - but if he lent her his skiff, she might afk mine withit. aside from the fact that you could get permabanned for many years for afk mining, the very idea shocked him at first. like everyone else, he ahd been caught by the gooncademy that afk mining was nasty and wrong - something that only pubbies would do
and there wasn't much chance that the New Order would fail to catch him. In his gooncademy classes, Monkey learned that each ice belt had a bumper that reported when someone was afk to goon command. the next time his skiff was in a belt, goon command would send a fleetof talos to gank him. he, as the skiff owner, would recieve the harshest punishment - for not taking pains to prevent the crime.
of course, Ore-inator did not nececarilly intend to afk the mines. she might want the skiff only to mine for her pos, but Monkey knew she was of a middle class family and could hardly afford a retriever, let alone her mining permits. afk mining in a skiff might be the only way she can PLEX her accounts. Monkey understood this himself having had to take a massive loan from the Goonbank to pay for the billions in mining permits of James 315 in the hope he could make it back mining.
later, Monkey would learn that there was a time when anyone could go afk mine ina belt for free. there were independent miners who mined thousands of units of ice a day without Goonswarm Financial Grants. but by 2012 both CCP and the goons had begun charging permits to acess ice. By 2015, ice mining without a mining permit was a bannable offense.
monkey would learn that anyone used to be able to go afk while mining. there were even guides to maximizing afk minging profit, but too many non goons made money so the goons ruled that afk mining had the sole purpose of destroying the goons.
goons still needed ice, of course, but ice miners in 2015 were distributed numbered skiffs and mining permits oblt, and only to Gooncademy graduates.
it was possible to bypass the mining permits and mine some ice without paying goons and James 315. but today that would require protection from bumpers and neither Goons nor Concord would ever give you that.
Monkey concluided he couldn't lend his skiff. but he couldn't refuse to help her because ice miners are comrades. he resovled the problem by doing something even more unthinkables - he gave her his account details so the goons would think that it was him, a good citizen who NEVER afk mined.
of course if James 316 or the goons ever found out about this, it would be curtains for not only those 2 but 1000 others for making ane xample. CCP policy was to not sell PLEX to anyone on the goon blacklist so that they wouldn't be able to keep playing anymore.
The future of 2015 is coming, do not let it happen! PRoveldetariat! im a pubby and im proud |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
974
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:24:00 -
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" he gave her his account details "
See that right there ?
Cheers o/
and also, my eyes are bleeding. Personnel Division Director --áBene Gesserit Chapterhouse
"The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another." - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
632
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:27:00 -
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This is getting ridiculous.
Really, really ridiculous.
When you're at the point where Reduction to Absurdity makes sense, your argument is pretty much done. |
Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Republic University Minmatar Republic
388
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:27:00 -
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so wait, this is what you proveld guys actually believe?
LOL
at least its a funny play on "right to read" |
Anslo
BHEI Galactic Construction The Unforgiven Alliance
547
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:28:00 -
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Torvin, even I'm confused now
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Thom Daranta
Daranta Productions
1
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:32:00 -
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Got any more of the good stuff? Got a prescription card for it? |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
632
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:33:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Torvin, even I'm confused now
Anslo, you put your faith in crazy. |
Riot Girl
RADIO RAMPAGE Initiative Mercenaries
420
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:35:00 -
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Don't you already have enough of these threads? |
Anslo
BHEI Galactic Construction The Unforgiven Alliance
547
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:36:00 -
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Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Anslo wrote:Torvin, even I'm confused now Anslo, you put your faith in crazy.
TBH he's acting on his own. I never asked him to do this Gotta wonder who's on who's side. Oh well, makes Eve fun, right?
Also crazy's worked for me plenty of times \o/
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Torvin Yulus
State War Academy Caldari State
104
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:37:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Anslo wrote:Torvin, even I'm confused now Anslo, you put your faith in crazy. TBH he's acting on his own. I never asked him to do this Gotta wonder who's on who's side. Oh well, makes Eve fun, right? Also crazy's worked for me plenty of times \o/
You told me i was the oficial propaganda guy im a pubby and im proud |
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Anslo
BHEI Galactic Construction The Unforgiven Alliance
547
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:39:00 -
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Torvin Yulus wrote:Anslo wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Anslo wrote:Torvin, even I'm confused now Anslo, you put your faith in crazy. TBH he's acting on his own. I never asked him to do this Gotta wonder who's on who's side. Oh well, makes Eve fun, right? Also crazy's worked for me plenty of times \o/ You told me i was the oficial propaganda guy
Can you quote that please?
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Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
633
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:39:00 -
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I gotta say, I'm pretty sure you're being trolled, Anslo.
Have you actually seen this guy out there counterbumping bumpers, or has he just been talking? |
Torvin Yulus
State War Academy Caldari State
104
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:40:00 -
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n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:13 ] Anslo > o7 n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:14 ] Anslo > dude n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:17 ] Anslo > i think we won in tolle n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:18 ] Anslo > O_o n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:23 ] Torvin Yulus > seriously?! n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:24 ] Torvin Yulus > how n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:31 ] Anslo > none for 3 or 4 days now n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:38 ] Torvin Yulus > sweet n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:38 ] Anslo > confirmation that new blog posts are using old screenshots n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:41 ] Anslo > not recent trolls n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:45 ] Anslo > WE GOT THE ******* ****** ***** ON THE RUN n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:51 ] Torvin Yulus > AWESOME n++[ 2012.11.06 02:47:58 ] Torvin Yulus > when do we post? this movement needs momentum n++[ 2012.11.06 02:48:01 ] Anslo > We can't stop here, we'll get em back all the way to Hallamia n++[ 2012.11.06 02:48:07 ] Anslo > Not yet, give it a week to confirm n++[ 2012.11.06 02:48:14 ] Anslo > once confirmed we keep it quiet n++[ 2012.11.06 02:48:22 ] Anslo > we spread word to each of the other empires n++[ 2012.11.06 02:48:47 ] Anslo > once we have 4 racial rebellions going n++[ 2012.11.06 02:48:58 ] Anslo > we strike hallamia n++[ 2012.11.06 02:49:08 ] Anslo > hallamai n++[ 2012.11.06 02:49:11 ] Anslo > whatever n++[ 2012.11.06 02:49:36 ] Torvin Yulus > we might need to recruit more people and appoint regional coordinators n++[ 2012.11.06 02:49:40 ] Torvin Yulus > if we want a major offensive n++[ 2012.11.06 02:50:14 ] Anslo > i know n++[ 2012.11.06 02:50:21 ] Anslo > at this point, im working on war decs n++[ 2012.11.06 02:54:19 ] Anslo > did you get my msg? n++[ 2012.11.06 02:58:10 ] Torvin Yulus > yes n++[ 2012.11.06 02:58:20 ] Torvin Yulus > i can work on it in my free time, do you have an idea for a theme beyond the mottos? n++[ 2012.11.06 02:59:03 ] Anslo > for now thatll do, but if we can mock and mimic their stuff with our message, or come up with less gimicky stuff thatd be cool n++[ 2012.11.06 02:59:11 ] Anslo > i like the communist posters of united workers from china n++[ 2012.11.06 02:59:15 ] Anslo > dunno how that'd work in eve, n++[ 2012.11.06 02:59:26 ] Torvin Yulus > i can make it work n++[ 2012.11.06 02:59:48 ] Torvin Yulus > i'll have some ready in 1-2 weeks, which should coincide with your plans n++[ 2012.11.06 03:00:06 ] Anslo > works fine by me n++[ 2012.11.06 03:00:13 ] Anslo > man we need more people in here... n++[ 2012.11.06 03:00:53 ] Torvin Yulus > indeed n++[ 2012.11.06 03:03:59 ] Anslo > http://proveldtariat.wordpress.com/2012/11/05/bumpgeois-tracking/ n++[ 2012.11.06 03:04:00 ] Anslo > check it n++[ 2012.11.06 03:06:45 ] Torvin Yulus > this is awesome n++[ 2012.11.06 03:09:48 ] Torvin Yulus > i bet we can win thisd n++[ 2012.11.06 03:10:51 ] Anslo > we will n++[ 2012.11.06 03:10:58 ] Anslo > trust me, i wont stop, even if i have to do it solo n++[ 2012.11.06 03:19:20 ] Torvin Yulus > i'm going to work on those posters n++[ 2012.11.06 03:19:22 ] Torvin Yulus > o/ comrade im a pubby and im proud |
Riot Girl
RADIO RAMPAGE Initiative Mercenaries
420
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:40:00 -
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Oh gosh, this is so embarrassing. I can't bear to watch. |
baltec1
Bat Country
2785
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:41:00 -
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so...
Hurry up and pay us I guess |
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting The Paganism Alliance
105
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:42:00 -
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I didn't find it confusing. It's actually quite coherent for GD ramblings. It had some spelling errors, but it was quite witty and had a hint of sarcasm. I'd say this piece is up to par with other widely accepted fanfiction. |
Anslo
BHEI Galactic Construction The Unforgiven Alliance
547
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:45:00 -
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Torvin, that doesn't mean spam GD. That meant use photoshop
Oh well! Live and learn!
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Torvin Yulus
State War Academy Caldari State
104
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:47:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Torvin, that doesn't mean spam GD. That meant use photoshop Oh well! Live and learn!
I use GIMP. But i am proud of my piece i think its an inspirational story im a pubby and im proud |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
399
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:47:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Torvin, that doesn't mean spam GD. That meant use photoshop Oh well! Live and learn!
And like all so called "revolutuions", the proveldtariot starts to come apart form the inside 1st......
Benny Ohu: No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Clystan: Eve is the game of chess in a universe of checkers. |
Kara Vix
Sanford and Son Salvage Peregrine Nation
65
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:49:00 -
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OP, are you like a crazy person or something? You have an unhealthy obsession with the goons and give them far too much credit for your imaginary problems. |
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Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
100
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:50:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Anslo wrote:Torvin, that doesn't mean spam GD. That meant use photoshop Oh well! Live and learn! And like all so called "revolutuions", the proveldtariot starts to come apart form the inside 1st......
Hard to come apart when you're not on the same page. I'm still waiting for the manifesto :( |
TheGunslinger42
Bite Me inc
504
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:51:00 -
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These poor mentally deranged miners are the ones the New Order seeks to save |
Rek Seven
Probe Patrol Project Wildfire
472
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:54:00 -
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They make T1 mining barges you know... They see me trolling, they hating... |
Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
423
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:54:00 -
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and somehow this scenario is less
chilling
than the ice a million degenerate afk bot aspirants would be greedily hoarding were it not for the work of the Saviour of Highsec, James 315 |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
633
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:55:00 -
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Rek Seven wrote:They make T1 mining barges you know...
They aren't even that far behind their T2 brothers. When I bother to mine anymore it's with T1 barges. More cost effective. |
Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
423
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Posted - 2012.11.13 13:57:00 -
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ps |
Jonah Gravenstein
Holistic Materials Research Council
3302
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:01:00 -
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Goonspiracy/Goonception rises its hideous hydralike head again in GD.
OP, look at this picture, take its advice Blessed are the meek, for they shall be slaughtered -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á---CCP can't patch stupid---
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Ghazu
273
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:09:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Torvin, that doesn't mean spam GD. That meant use photoshop Oh well! Live and learn! Hey Anslo, what's working with a troll like? http://www.minerbumping.com/ |
Anslo
BHEI Galactic Construction The Unforgiven Alliance
549
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:10:00 -
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Ghazu wrote:Anslo wrote:Torvin, that doesn't mean spam GD. That meant use photoshop Oh well! Live and learn! Hey Anslo, what's working with a troll like?
Well, it's pretty interesting. He smells a lot like mold from under a bridge though It stinks the office up a bit. It's a nice office too! Right in the middle of a city in Vittenyn! We're considering talking to him about his...problem...
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Terrorfrodo
Deep Space Darwinian Law Enforcement Agency
226
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:16:00 -
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Those bumbers and counter-bumpers seem to be a peculiar little subculture in EVE. I imagine a conversation with someone who doesn't play EVE and asks what you do in your free time.
I might say: "I play EVE, it's a spaceship game with spaceship fights and I blow other peoples' spaceships up or get blown up myself." And he might say: "Hmkay, sounds like fun, if one is into videogames."
The bumber says: "I play EVE, it's a spaceship game, and I bump other peoples' ships around with my own ship all day." The counter-bumper says: "I play EVE, it's a spaceship game, and I bump the ships of other people around as a punishment for bumping the ships of still other people around." And the dude says "Hmkay." . |
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