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Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
30
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:23:00 -
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Epic thread. I'm mining myself occasionally. But after reading this here, I may consider joining this miner bumping thing instead with an alt just to see how far away these proveld guys are. And for the lulz. |
March rabbit
Aliastra
262
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:24:00 -
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Torvin Yulus wrote:the right to afk mine
The future of 2015 is coming, do not let it happen! PRoveldetariat! Skipped unnecessary spam. i think this is enough.
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1009
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:29:00 -
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That was a bad post. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself & whoever taught you English should also be ashamed. Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Torvin Yulus
State War Academy Caldari State
107
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:30:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:That was a bad post. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself & whoever taught you English should also be ashamed.
oh come at me evil goonie
i won't let you oppress our comrades any longer. the proveldteriat revolution is at hand. im a pubby and im proud |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
633
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:32:00 -
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Sorry man. You blew your load too early. Even your partner in crime knows you are a troll now. |
Asuri Kinnes
Adhocracy Incorporated Adhocracy
637
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:39:00 -
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Torvin Yulus wrote:the right to afk mine ....stuff....
The future of 2015 is coming, do not let it happen! PRoveldetariat! Stop making these stupid threads, ffs.
Interdict Hi-Sec - it's the only way to be sure... |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1009
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:39:00 -
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Torvin Yulus wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:That was a bad post. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself & whoever taught you English should also be ashamed. oh come at me evil goonie i won't let you oppress our comrades any longer. the proveldteriat revolution is at hand.
You're quite welcome to rally the people of highsec together & remove us from our space. Oh that's right, most of them are AFK. Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Asuri Kinnes
Adhocracy Incorporated Adhocracy
637
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:43:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:You're quite welcome to rally the people of highsec together & remove us from our space. Oh that's right, most of them are AFK.
Goons won eve.
Who's going to remove them from their space?
Well, no one (unless someone forgets to put money in a wallet, but that can't be counted on).
Grats guys.
Interdict Hi-Sec - it's the only way to be sure... |
Lord Calus
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
47
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:44:00 -
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TL:DR - Why can't I mine AFK in total safety? You are ruining my game! Nerf and ban the goosn! I want to make cash while Im not even playing the game!! ABLOO ABLOO BLOO BLOO ABLOO! |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1009
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:45:00 -
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Lord Calus wrote:TL:DR - Why can't I mine AFK in total safety? You are ruining my game! Nerf and ban the goosn! I want to make cash while Im not even playing the game!! ABLOO ABLOO BLOO BLOO ABLOO!
It would've made more sense had he posted this instead.
Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
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Kainotomiu Ronuken
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
54
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:47:00 -
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Honestly this whole Proveldtariat thing is getting embarrassing. But because I'm a masochist and like to embarrass myself, let's take a quick look at the history of the Proveldtariat movement thus far;
October, 2012 The great Anslo goes to war against the miner bumpers on the forums. The original suggestion is an anti-bumping module that will immobilise any ship carrying it. Anslo was prepared to admit that maybe this module should have some downsides, like a fitting cost or something.
1st November, 2021 Anslo and some anonymous friends establish the Proveldtariat website. They fill it with Marxist terminology and amateur propaganda, including a page on how to evade bumpers (nowhere do they mention the timely purchase of a mining fee as the most effective way), a page on how to deal with the bumpers - yes, there's a difference - and a half-started Manifesto.
5th November, 2012 Anslo comes up with a revolutionary idea to make a list of people who bump miners. It is quickly populated with random Dreddit members and similarly random miners. And then... nothing.
5th November, 2012 Anslo comes up with another revolutionary idea! Translating the Proveldtariat site into other languages will surely triple or quadruple its effectiveness! Sadly there's no real material to translate yet, but he's working on it!
2nd - 8th November, 2012 Anslo comes up with yet another revolutionary idea! To protest against the bumping of miners, he would bump miners himself! That'd show them!
8th November, 2012 Some actual content, albeit relatively thin and irrelevant content. Anslo publishes a post about Retribution for the common miner. Hint: Most of them probably don't know about it yet.
12th November, 2012 Anslo has another revolutionary idea. Sadly, he doesn't tell anyone about it and instead publishes a recipe for ore-flavoured cider. After all, the miners have to have something to do while they're AFK.
12th November, 2012 More vapid propaganda is published. Nobody cares.
13th November, 2012 Anslo's chief supporter, Torvin Yulus, converts to the New Order and posts a morally uplifting story of the utopia that is bound to be brought about by miner bumping. Anslo is crushed by the betrayal.
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Anslo
BHEI Galactic Construction The Unforgiven Alliance
549
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:48:00 -
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Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Sorry man. You blew your load too early. Even your partner in crime knows you are a troll now.
Tell me about it
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:[b[13th November, 2012[/b] Anslo's chief supporter, Torvin Yulus, converts to the New Order and posts a morally uplifting story of the utopia that is bound to be brought about by miner bumping. Anslo is crushed by the betrayal.
Crushed? I think it's lulzy Live and learn!
Asuri Kinnes wrote:
Goons won eve.
Who's going to remove them from their space?
Well, no one (unless someone forgets to put money in a wallet, but that can't be counted on).
Grats guys.
BOB will save us from this mena-ohwait...
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Asuri Kinnes
Adhocracy Incorporated Adhocracy
638
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Posted - 2012.11.13 14:54:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Asuri Kinnes wrote:
Goons won eve.
Who's going to remove them from their space?
Well, no one (unless someone forgets to put money in a wallet, but that can't be counted on).
Grats guys.
BOB will save us from this mena-ohwait... My point exactly...
Interdict Hi-Sec - it's the only way to be sure... |
Torvin Yulus
State War Academy Caldari State
108
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Posted - 2012.11.13 20:47:00 -
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Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
13th November, 2012 Anslo's chief supporter, Torvin Yulus, converts to the New Order and posts a morally uplifting story of the utopia that is bound to be brought about by miner bumping. Anslo is crushed by the betrayal.
i am not defecting you moron i am as convicted to miner freedom as ever.
i will make my voice heard. im a pubby and im proud |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1021
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Posted - 2012.11.13 20:59:00 -
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Torvin Yulus wrote:Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
13th November, 2012 Anslo's chief supporter, Torvin Yulus, converts to the New Order and posts a morally uplifting story of the utopia that is bound to be brought about by miner bumping. Anslo is crushed by the betrayal.
i am not defecting you moron i am as convicted to miner freedom as ever. i will make my voice heard.
I think you have the meaning of the word 'convicted' confused with something else. Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Anslo
BHEI Galactic Construction The Unforgiven Alliance
551
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Posted - 2012.11.13 21:01:00 -
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Torvin Yulus wrote:
i am not defecting you moron i am as convicted to miner freedom as ever.
i will make my voice heard.
Suuuuure you are
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Keen Fallsword
Skyway Patrol
82
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Posted - 2012.11.13 21:18:00 -
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nice trol |
Kainotomiu Ronuken
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
56
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Posted - 2012.11.13 21:46:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Torvin Yulus wrote:
i am not defecting you moron i am as convicted to miner freedom as ever.
i will make my voice heard.
Suuuuure you are And this is how the Proveldtariat treats its supporters! Sarcasm, eyerolls, sudden abandonment when the popular opinion goes against the player in question.
And that's nothing compared to what I've heard discussing it in Local with your ex-supporters.
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admiral root
Red Galaxy Persona Non Gratis
145
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Posted - 2012.11.13 21:46:00 -
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Anslo uses his Torvin alt to post so that he can both have someone to talk to and someone to talk down to. After all, this is the guy who turned Capt Lynch, who was a diehard anti-new order rebel, against the "rebellion" and into the arms of James 315.
Miners roll their eyes in despair when Anslo pontificates in local. No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |
Tubrug1
Lai Dai First Guard
49
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Posted - 2012.11.13 22:06:00 -
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It will happen. You cannot stop it from happening. I don't always troll, but when I do it's on a nerf the New Order thread- www.minerbumping.com |
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Metal Icarus
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
363
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Posted - 2012.11.13 22:13:00 -
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This story implies the Goons will make it to 2015.....
fiction indeed. |
La Nariz
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
241
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Posted - 2012.11.13 22:18:00 -
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So let me get this right a member of the pro-AFK-miner crew wants other AFK miners to stand up for AFK mining but doesn't realize they cannot hear his plea because they are AFK. npc alts aren't people |
Kainotomiu Ronuken
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
57
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Posted - 2012.11.13 22:29:00 -
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La Nariz wrote:So let me get this right a member of the pro-AFK-miner crew wants other AFK miners to stand up for AFK mining but doesn't realize they cannot hear his plea because they are AFK. Exactly!
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Jonah Gravenstein
Holistic Materials Research Council
3330
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Posted - 2012.11.13 23:32:00 -
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If a man used local in a solar system populated solely by AFK miners. Would there be any text in local? Blessed are the meek, for they shall be slaughtered -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á---CCP can't patch stupid---
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Kainotomiu Ronuken
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
59
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Posted - 2012.11.13 23:36:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:If a man used local in a solar system populated solely by AFK miners. Would there be any text in local? Yeah, 'cause of logs and ****. But nobody except him and maybe the GMs would read it.
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Nathalie LaPorte
Republic University Minmatar Republic
25
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Posted - 2012.11.14 00:37:00 -
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I started reading the OP expecting to be crying tears of laughter by the end. Instead, I was crying tears of joy. Torvin attempted to depict an Orwellian nightmare but forgot to read 1984 first to give his setting even the most vague resemblance; he instead painted a beautiful picture, where the forces of nullsec and highsec came together to destroy the bot-afk menace.
Here's a helpful guide for next time, Torvin:
1984: Freedom of expression gone, information not available, language altered to remove accuracy, innocents made to suffer.
Your picture of paradise: Freedom of expression fine, information fine, language not altered, criminals made to suffer. |
Boomhaur
108
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Posted - 2012.11.14 00:55:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:Torvin Yulus wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:That was a bad post. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself & whoever taught you English should also be ashamed. oh come at me evil goonie i won't let you oppress our comrades any longer. the proveldteriat revolution is at hand. You're quite welcome to rally the people of highsec together & remove us from our space. Oh that's right, most of them are AFK.
I join the cause to stop the Goons, right after I am done watching Hero's on netflix. May take awhile I am not done with the series yet, and mabey watch all of smallvile when I am done after that. So don't wait up this may take awhile. Think I train up mining barges, mind as well afk mine while on netflix right? Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you. |
turmajin
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.11.14 02:02:00 -
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The simple answer is DONT AFK MINE anywhere.And if a goon shows up dock,get in a desie and pod the bugger.With the new bounty system comming into the game i expect their will be substanial bounties on Goons ,from many high,low and null players and corps .They have after all P&$-ú&D,quite a few people off over the years ,with their actions.And who knows perhaps the bounties will offset the loss of a dessie ,then you mission and rebuild your rep with COMCORD,Quite simply really |
Lolar55
Titan Core
7
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Posted - 2012.11.14 02:54:00 -
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What is this I don't even... |
TheTrue Acolyte
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
28
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Posted - 2012.11.14 02:56:00 -
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"I have a problem," said Anslo, " and I need your help."
Amused at the prospect of the founder of the Provelditariatiuum coming to me for help, I replied "Sure. What help can I offer?"
"One of my members has gone bat-crap crazy; after posting some sort of 'thing' on the forums, he's currently sitting on top of the station at Jita 4-4 with his underpants on his head, shouting "GoongoongoonPERMITSgoongoonbadwannacookieGOON!" over and over. To be honest, he's become an embarassment."
"You don't need my help...just go bump him off."
And thus did Anslo realize the error of his ways, and start bumping others' ships in order to try to effect a positive change in the playstyle of others.
It's coming! Be warned!
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Oh, wait. Already happened. Never mind.
The way and the life of HiSec. Heed the Code and achieve everlasting mining cycles:
http://www.minerbumping.com |
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