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Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.04.20 19:38:00 -
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Well, as a few buddies of mine are chillin and killin some NPCs etc, Rising Sin from Botox Bandits logs on in local, hearing they are Burn Eden friendly, we camp him a sec, he undocks, I kill him and this ensues... For the EVE community's enjoyment
[ 2005.04.20 00:26:11 ] Rising Sin > wtf [ 2005.04.20 00:26:30 ] Trey Azagthoth > u are Burn Eden friendly [ 2005.04.20 00:26:34 ] Rising Sin > you just broke the ******* nap [ 2005.04.20 00:26:36 ] Trey Azagthoth > no [ 2005.04.20 00:26:40 ] Rising Sin > you *******s, what the **** are you thinking [ 2005.04.20 00:26:44 ] Trey Azagthoth > u are ******* Burn Eden friendly [ 2005.04.20 00:26:50 ] Rising Sin > we are ******* not [ 2005.04.20 00:26:56 ] Trey Azagthoth > ya sure [ 2005.04.20 00:27:05 ] Rising Sin > was it worth it? [ 2005.04.20 00:27:08 ] Trey Azagthoth > have Saladin convo me [ 2005.04.20 00:27:10 ] Trey Azagthoth > and stfu [ 2005.04.20 00:27:11 ] Rising Sin > killing my ******* stabber to end the nap [ 2005.04.20 00:27:18 ] Rising Sin > saladin's not ******* online [ 2005.04.20 00:27:28 ] Trey Azagthoth > luckily he is on MSN :) [ 2005.04.20 00:27:29 ] swisher > bring it nublet [ 2005.04.20 00:27:39 ] Heidern > sorry [ 2005.04.20 00:27:41 ] Heidern > lol [ 2005.04.20 00:27:45 ] swisher > I'll ******* rip you a new ass hole mofo [ 2005.04.20 00:27:51 ] swisher > and***** slap you back to empire\ [ 2005.04.20 00:27:55 ] Heidern > stop smack swisher ***** ;) [ 2005.04.20 00:28:14 ] Rising Sin > i was doing ******* agent missions [ 2005.04.20 00:28:22 ] Trey Azagthoth > buhu dude, get the **** outta here [ 2005.04.20 00:28:23 ] Rising Sin > god ******* damn it, i hate this [ 2005.04.20 00:28:28 ] Trey Azagthoth > omgbuhu [ 2005.04.20 00:28:29 ] Rising Sin > no ******* way [ 2005.04.20 00:28:29 ] Trey Azagthoth > STFU [ 2005.04.20 00:28:31 ] Rising Sin > you get the **** out [ 2005.04.20 00:28:35 ] Trey Azagthoth > blow me [ 2005.04.20 00:28:38 ] Rising Sin > i'm sick of this **** [ 2005.04.20 00:28:39 ] Trey Azagthoth > this is Mayhem system [ 2005.04.20 00:28:41 ] swisher > want me to pod you? [ 2005.04.20 00:28:52 ] Rising Sin > i'm ok with enemies killing me [ 2005.04.20 00:28:55 ] Rising Sin > but you're ******* allies [ 2005.04.20 00:29:02 ] Rising Sin > or were [ 2005.04.20 00:29:10 ] ETS4ME > Just friends from time to time [ 2005.04.20 00:29:10 ] Rising Sin > come ******* pod me [ 2005.04.20 00:29:15 ] swisher > was someone crying? [ 2005.04.20 00:29:19 ] ETS4ME > No offical NAP [ 2005.04.20 00:29:20 ] Heidern > i thought we were but these numb nutts wanted to kill something lol =P [ 2005.04.20 00:29:27 ] swisher > no nipples here...go to empire for that **** [ 2005.04.20 00:29:37 ] Rising Sin > you ******* owe me a ship' [ 2005.04.20 00:29:41 ] ETS4ME > dude it was just a stabber [ 2005.04.20 00:29:43 ] Trey Azagthoth > omgbuhu [ 2005.04.20 00:29:46 ] Quinthell > no swearing in local [ 2005.04.20 00:29:48 ] Trey Azagthoth > when I talk to Daakkon [ 2005.04.20 00:29:48 ] swisher > you owe me a hand job [ 2005.04.20 00:29:51 ] Rising Sin > yeah, and i want it back [ 2005.04.20 00:29:56 ] Trey Azagthoth > then Ill maybe give you like 1 ISK [ 2005.04.20 00:29:58 ] Rising Sin > give me a stabber equipped to go [ 2005.04.20 00:30:01 ] Trey Azagthoth > until then, **** off [ 2005.04.20 00:30:10 ] Trey Azagthoth > come to station [ 2005.04.20 00:30:15 ] Trey Azagthoth > Ill give you a n00b ship [ 2005.04.20 00:30:19 ] Trey Azagthoth > and 1 Tritanium :) [ 2005.04.20 00:30:23 ] Rising Sin > ooo love the smack talk [ 2005.04.20 00:30:26 ] swisher > I'll give you a reach around [ 2005.04.20 00:30:35 ] Rising Sin > god you can't do anything right [ 2005.04.20 00:30:37 ] swisher >*****to papa [ 2005.04.20 00:30:44 ] swisher > my nublet daddy is here [ 2005.04.20 00:30:51 ] Rising Sin > go ******* report me to ccp, quinthell [ 2005.04.20 00:30:52 ] ETS4ME > We still love you!!! [ 2005.04.20 00:30:57 ] Trey Azagthoth > Rising [ 2005.04.20 00:31:01 ] Trey Azagthoth > u are cursing in my system [ 2005.04.20 00:31:02 ] Quinthell > are you angry? [ 2005.04.20 00:31:04 ] Quinthell > why? [ 2005.04.20 00:31:06 ] Trey Azagthoth > u owe my corp 100 mil [ 2005.04.20 00:31:19 ] ETS4ME > what is your passport # [ 2005.04.20 00:31:22 ] ETS4ME > for YKE [ 2005.04.20 00:31:24 ] swisher > rising sun should be more like rising*****so shut the **** up [ 2005.04.20 00:31:26 ] Rising Sin > because your corp, which is supposively napped, just killed my mission ship [ 2005.04.20 00:31:34 ] Trey Azagthoth > Rising, there is no official [ 2005.04.20 00:31:36 ] Trey Azagthoth > NAP [ 2005.04.20 00:31:44 ] Trey Azagthoth > and as long as you are Burn Eden friendly [ 2005.04.20 00:31:48 ] Trey Azagthoth > we will kill you [ 2005.04.20 00:31:49 ] Quinthell > well i guess you'll fail that mission eh? [ 2005.04.20 00:31:50 ] Rising Sin > we have a ******* +10 on you guys
Vin Diesel claims he has never hailed a taxi. He just runs up to them at stop lights, opens the door, shoves the current passenger over, and tells the cab driver what his new destination is. |
Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.04.20 19:38:00 -
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[ 2005.04.20 00:31:52 ] Trey Azagthoth > if there is a mistake [ 2005.04.20 00:31:55 ] Trey Azagthoth > then Ill pay for your ship [ 2005.04.20 00:31:57 ] Trey Azagthoth > until then [ 2005.04.20 00:31:59 ] Trey Azagthoth > go away [ 2005.04.20 00:32:01 ] Trey Azagthoth > kthxbye [ 2005.04.20 00:32:04 ] swisher > I still want a hand job [ 2005.04.20 00:32:06 ] Rising Sin > i'm not ******* going away [ 2005.04.20 00:32:09 ] Trey Azagthoth > good [ 2005.04.20 00:32:11 ] Trey Azagthoth > then sit there [ 2005.04.20 00:32:21 ] Rising Sin > i'm sticking around, and you can eat my **** for all i care [ 2005.04.20 00:32:23 ] swisher > rising sun how about you get over here and get on your knees [ 2005.04.20 00:32:29 ] Trey Azagthoth > mm, **** [ 2005.04.20 00:32:32 ] Trey Azagthoth > I LOVE **** [ 2005.04.20 00:32:44 ] swisher > I see dead people [ 2005.04.20 00:32:45 ] Rising Sin > how about you take my **** and shove it in your ass and take it, you***** slave [ 2005.04.20 00:33:00 ] swisher > so you have a **** - and not a*****? [ 2005.04.20 00:33:08 ] swisher > you see I have a full mannly***** [ 2005.04.20 00:33:18 ] swisher > as in you have a pee pee of a **** [ 2005.04.20 00:33:20 ] Trey Azagthoth > dude [ 2005.04.20 00:33:24 ] Rising Sin > yeah for a ******* transie you do [ 2005.04.20 00:33:27 ] Trey Azagthoth > Im SO gonna copy this chatlog [ 2005.04.20 00:33:32 ] Rising Sin > huge **** and a 4 inch **** [ 2005.04.20 00:33:44 ] swisher > so you have a 4inch **** [ 2005.04.20 00:33:49 ] swisher > sad [ 2005.04.20 00:33:50 ] Rising Sin > lol [ 2005.04.20 00:33:56 ] swisher > need to upgrade that **** [ 2005.04.20 00:33:57 ] Rising Sin > man, rubber and glue **** [ 2005.04.20 00:34:03 ] Rising Sin > i love it [ 2005.04.20 00:34:12 ] swisher > are you still *****ing [ 2005.04.20 00:34:17 ] Rising Sin > oh yeah [ 2005.04.20 00:34:21 ] Rising Sin > i'll be here all night, ass hats [ 2005.04.20 00:34:24 ] Trey Azagthoth > good [ 2005.04.20 00:34:25 ] Trey Azagthoth > :) [ 2005.04.20 00:34:29 ] Trey Azagthoth > we;re coming to get ya [ 2005.04.20 00:34:35 ] Trey Azagthoth > /emote hums the theme to Jaws [ 2005.04.20 00:34:43 ] Rising Sin > come ******* get me, ho's [ 2005.04.20 00:34:46 ] Trey Azagthoth > :) [ 2005.04.20 00:34:58 ] Rising Sin > ******* burn eden **** [ 2005.04.20 00:35:37 ] SaberX > DUDE WTF [ 2005.04.20 00:35:56 ] Rising Sin > well, this convo is going on the chatboard. no nap anymore [ 2005.04.20 00:35:56 ] Trey Azagthoth > OMGWTFHI2HUSABERX! [ 2005.04.20 00:35:59 ] swisher > so much love in the room tonight [ 2005.04.20 00:36:18 ] swisher > dude how about you ******* get on your knees and blow me [ 2005.04.20 00:36:41 ] Rising Sin > i ******* chew your **** off mother****** [ 2005.04.20 00:36:50 ] swisher > sounds kinky [ 2005.04.20 00:36:51 ] Trey Azagthoth > LMFAO [ 2005.04.20 00:36:52 ] Rising Sin > want it? i'll do it [ 2005.04.20 00:36:53 ] Trey Azagthoth > dude [ 2005.04.20 00:36:56 ] Trey Azagthoth > are you like 5? [ 2005.04.20 00:37:04 ] Trey Azagthoth > get a life and a girlfriend [ 2005.04.20 00:37:07 ] swisher > you do this to everyone you meet [ 2005.04.20 00:37:18 ] Rising Sin > yes i do [ 2005.04.20 00:37:21 ] Rising Sin > it's my thing [ 2005.04.20 00:37:24 ] Trey Azagthoth > lol [ 2005.04.20 00:37:25 ] Rising Sin > i chew ******* ****s off [ 2005.04.20 00:37:35 ] Quinthell > i like **** [ 2005.04.20 00:37:39 ] Quinthell > nice guy [ 2005.04.20 00:37:40 ] swisher > hope you dont have braces [ 2005.04.20 00:37:48 ] Rising Sin > just ask your mom (wooooah, i went there) [ 2005.04.20 00:38:01 ] Trey Azagthoth > omfg [ 2005.04.20 00:38:04 ] Trey Azagthoth > u are such a lamer [ 2005.04.20 00:38:06 ] Rising Sin > lol [ 2005.04.20 00:38:08 ] swisher > my mom died [ 2005.04.20 00:38:12 ] Trey Azagthoth > this is SO going on the eve-online.com forums [ 2005.04.20 00:38:15 ] swisher > I'm a bastard [ 2005.04.20 00:38:17 ] Trey Azagthoth > this is freaking hilarious [ 2005.04.20 00:38:27 ] Rising Sin > i know, she choked on my 5 inch radius **** [ 2005.04.20 00:38:30 ] swisher > you know how it is being a bastard in eve [ 2005.04.20 00:38:31 ] Trey Azagthoth > RS, the eve community thanks you in advance [ 2005.04.20 00:38:34 ] Rising Sin > while she was eating my ass out [ 2005.04.20 00:38:51 ] swisher > hope you have a big ass [ 2005.04.20 00:38:59 ] SaberX > ok who else is gettin turned on? [ 2005.04.20 00:39:00 ] swisher > treat her with a little pleasure [ 2005.04.20 00:39:03 ] Rising Sin > oh you've haven't seen ass until you see mine [ 2005.04.20 00:39:08 ] swisher > get the job done right [ 2005.04.20 00:39:12 ] swisher > the first time [ 2005.04.20 00:39:21 ] Rising Sin > i could ******* cover your body in this ass, it's so huge [ 2005.04.20 00:39:32 ] Rising Sin > man, the sistas ain't got nothing on this ass [ 2005.04.20 00:39:38 ] Trey Azagthoth > lol
Vin Diesel claims he has never hailed a taxi. He just runs up to them at stop lights, opens the door, shoves the current passenger over, and tells the cab driver what his new destination is. |
Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.04.20 19:39:00 -
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[ 2005.04.20 00:39:40 ] Trey Azagthoth > u are so funny [ 2005.04.20 00:39:47 ] swisher > ever heard of the fat boy program [ 2005.04.20 00:40:25 ] swisher > I bet it sucks bring out in 0.0 space in a pod [ 2005.04.20 00:40:34 ] swisher > how does it make you feel? [ 2005.04.20 00:40:39 ] swisher > call me Dr Phil [ 2005.04.20 00:40:47 ] Rising Sin > yeah "bring" out in .0 space in pod sucks major ass [ 2005.04.20 00:40:50 ] swisher > do you need some love [ 2005.04.20 00:40:53 ] swisher > you need a hug? [ 2005.04.20 00:40:58 ] swisher > well shut the **** up you noob [ 2005.04.20 00:41:07 ] swisher > I hate your a ******* cry baby mofo [ 2005.04.20 00:41:07 ] SaberX > HAHAHA [ 2005.04.20 00:41:12 ] Rising Sin > oh yeah, i'm the king of ******* noobs [ 2005.04.20 00:41:18 ] swisher > that needs to be***** slaped [ 2005.04.20 00:41:18 ] Trey Azagthoth > bro [ 2005.04.20 00:41:20 ] Rising Sin > i don't know what i'm doing [ 2005.04.20 00:41:21 ] Trey Azagthoth > I love you RS [ 2005.04.20 00:41:23 ] Trey Azagthoth > u are so funny [ 2005.04.20 00:41:40 ] swisher > is that what you parents said when they had you? [ 2005.04.20 00:41:45 ] ETS4ME > lol [ 2005.04.20 00:41:46 ] Trey Azagthoth > pwned [ 2005.04.20 00:41:50 ] swisher > sniff sniff [ 2005.04.20 00:42:01 ] Trey Azagthoth > RS [ 2005.04.20 00:42:01 ] swisher > THE END
This is where I found him sitting at a moon, and podded him. Vin Diesel claims he has never hailed a taxi. He just runs up to them at stop lights, opens the door, shoves the current passenger over, and tells the cab driver what his new destination is. |
Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.04.20 19:39:00 -
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2005.04.20 00:26:00
Victim: Rising Sin Corporation: Botox Bandits Destroyed Type: Stabber Solar System: YKE4-3 System Security Level: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: Trey Azagthoth (laid the final blow) Security Status: -7.9 Corporation: MayheM Syndicate Ship Type: Raven Weapon Type: Bane Torpedo I
Destroyed items:
Type: 425mm Medium Carbine Repeating Cannon I (Fitted - High slot)
Type: Y-T8 Overcharged Hydrocarbon I Afterburners (Fitted - Medium slot)
Type: Heavy Missile Launcher I (Fitted - High slot)
Type: 425mm Medium Carbine Repeating Cannon I (Fitted - High slot)
Type: Cap Recharger I (Fitted - Medium slot)
Type: Hobgoblin I (Drone Bay)
2005.04.20 00:42:00
Victim: Rising Sin Corporation: Botox Bandits Destroyed Type: Capsule Solar System: YKE4-3 System Security Level: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: Trey Azagthoth (laid the final blow) Security Status: -7.9 Corporation: MayheM Syndicate Ship Type: Vigil Weapon Type: Modal Light Neutron Particle Accelerator I
Vin Diesel claims he has never hailed a taxi. He just runs up to them at stop lights, opens the door, shoves the current passenger over, and tells the cab driver what his new destination is. |
Lorth
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Posted - 2005.04.20 19:47:00 -
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LOL We killed him as well, and got about the same level of smack. Same charactor, spent more time smack talking us then it would have taken to get a new ship.
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Shade Widow
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Posted - 2005.04.20 19:47:00 -
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Sounds like a bunch of nine year olds yelling while throwing cheetos and raisins at eachother. ---
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Gift
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Posted - 2005.04.20 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Shade Widow Sounds like a bunch of nine year olds yelling while throwing cheetos and raisins at eachother.
i couldnt find the words, but i think you nailed it
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Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.04.20 19:58:00 -
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Oh no no no no guys, u are all looking at it the wrong way, this guy is the first guy ever to admit to having a "no no zone" of less than 4 inches.
Oh ya, and he whines like a woman. Vin Diesel claims he has never hailed a taxi. He just runs up to them at stop lights, opens the door, shoves the current passenger over, and tells the cab driver what his new destination is. |
Jolo
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Posted - 2005.04.20 19:59:00 -
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Edited by: Jolo on 20/04/2005 20:42:09 I wonder what ever happened to this guy, and I like what you did kill him in your Raven then changed ships to a Vigil to hunt and destroy his capsule. All that time he was smack talking thinking he was in a safe spot. When in reality he was being hunted. Good job M8, hats off to you.
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Marruni
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Posted - 2005.04.20 20:34:00 -
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Im lazy.. summary please |
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Sleazy Cabbie
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Posted - 2005.04.20 20:44:00 -
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Highly entertaining.
Thanks for sharing.
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Bawlduke
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Posted - 2005.04.20 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Marruni Im lazy.. summary please
ok here it is;
"whaaa whaaa whaa ebil bad guy whaaaa"
and a reply; "joo b pwned"
so the post with the comment about a few 9 year olds smacktalking nails the whole thing nicely "it's like Hee Haw in space..."
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Fire Lotus
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Posted - 2005.04.20 20:46:00 -
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I missed the fun. No fair! *sniff*
WTFPOWNEDNOOBSTERROO = MAYHEM =
I love endings like this lmao
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person that screws up your day and may thier arms be too short to scratch. |
Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.04.20 20:50:00 -
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Lol! Nice one Trey _________________
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.04.20 20:55:00 -
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Edited by: Shin Ra on 20/04/2005 20:56:23 Summary: Mayhem Syndicate are supposed to be pirates, yet all they do is carebear it up around Curse and get constantly ganked by us. They finally kill one guy, a cruiser, and all because the guy thought they were friendly to them. They are very badass and should be freared by all.
Botox Bandits and Burn Eden have been +10 to each other for over 2 months now. Welcome to last year and all that.
Here is a funnier story:
I jump into a system see a Mayhem guy in a belt, warp to the belt and call in Kickass. The guy warps to the station and slowboats it and docks before 1 raven can kill him, smacktalking us all the time. 2 days later, we see 2 ppl in space there so go check it out. We have to tacklers this time, so I told the other guy to fit a webber. I jump in, find him and have of the bs warp to the belt, but another raven + the webber warp to the station. As predicted the guy warps to the station, gets webbed but still tries to dock. When 2 more ravens come out of warp next to him, he goes down quickly, as does his pod. Is there any need to post a killmail? Not really cause its not that a big of a deal. If you want to start a killmail contest, you will loose out. ----------------------------------------- Heinky> Dont mix eve with rl it can be bad for your health |
Grosvenor Corama
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Posted - 2005.04.20 20:58:00 -
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Locked - Threads on this forum do need to have a point to them. Showing a chat log filled with questionable language and a kill mail or 2 is not a point. And no good will come of such threads.
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