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Djeckson
New Eden Tea Party
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:41:00 -
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So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible and ideally by personally pooping in Hamlikar's lunch. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.
Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.
P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff. |
Mendolus
Aurelius Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:43:00 -
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Horde PLEX and unsub. ...clearly the Ishukone Watch Scorpion is the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse, i.e. the Brown Rider, otherwise known as Poopie. |
engjin
The Konvergent League Shades of Gray
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:45:00 -
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Buy as many Oxygen Isotopes as you can and biomass them along with your toon |
Reeno Coleman
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:45:00 -
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Try buying an important resource off the market for a couple of days and see how the prices explode (: |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:45:00 -
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Hire people to smartbomb Jita.
Tinfoil. It should be at the top of everyone's food pyramid.
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Grideris
Fleet Coordination Command Fleet Coordination Coalition
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:45:00 -
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Join the Goons in Ganking as many Macks as you can. But instead of using cheap gank ships, use pimped out ships to gank.
Also, might want to reconsider quitting due to direction after the latest two dev blogs. Just saying... |
Ingvar Angst
Nasty Pope Holding Corp Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:46:00 -
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You may not have seen the new blogs today... Eve's going back to focusing on spaceships. You may want to check those out and reconsider.
However, if you truly want to go out in a blaze of glory, leaving an indelible mark in the history of the game... take out the Veldnaught. It would make me horribly sad to see it happen, but you'd leave in infamy. Six months in the hole... it changes a man. |
Dorian Wylde
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:46:00 -
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Buy T2 BPO's and destroy them? Something I've always wanted to do (for the hell of it, I don't build stuff)
Or
Hire a bunch of merc corps and have them fight each other. |
Cozmik R5
Dock 94
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:47:00 -
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1- Type "Cozmik R5" without quotes in-game 2- Highlight text 3- right-click, select "Character" 4- press enter to see Cozmik R5 in orange in your chat window 5- right-click, select "Give money" 6- ... 7- PROFIT !!! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:48:00 -
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Ingvar Angst wrote:You may not have seen the new blogs today... Eve's going back to focusing on spaceships. You may want to check those out and reconsider.
However, if you truly want to go out in a blaze of glory, leaving an indelible mark in the history of the game... take out the Veldnaught. It would make me horribly sad to see it happen, but you'd leave in infamy.
To take it one step further:
40 Billion ISK to the person who lands the killing blow on the Veldnaught...
edit: And use Chribba to hold the isk in escrow...
Tinfoil. It should be at the top of everyone's food pyramid.
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Takamori Maruyama
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:48:00 -
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Hmm... Buy a shitload of clothing in nex store. I think there is enough for a monocle, blow it up and take SS. Show a middle finger too.
Plex people can use it....Clothing , its like saying **** you in a good way. The Codex Astartes guides us....*someone poke and whisper something* Oh wrong scenario...WHERE IS MY GIANT AQUARIUM?! |
KaarBaak
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:49:00 -
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Don't go away mad.
Just...
Go...
Away,
FFS.
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:50:00 -
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Do something noble.
Fill a hauler with all the drones you can possibly buy off the market. Fly them out to the drone regions and release them back into their natural habitat.
Do something silly.
Fill a freighter with goodies. Hire some friends/locals/mercs to guard it as you fly it the short route from Jita to Rens. If it makes it, reward the guards. If not, well someone got rewarded :)
This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine. |
Tarikla
Projet Aurora
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:54:00 -
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buy all the Empire tags you can and then trash it all . After that , buy all faction mods and trash them all too .
It's not obvious , but that would create a shortage of a lot of popular factions mods , as screwing over a lot of L4 grinders (who are not all bear , it would also impact the one who are using an alt to fund themselves) . |
Takamori Maruyama
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:54:00 -
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Buy a massive pvp ship, spread terror, wait people to get at you and die gloriously. The Codex Astartes guides us....*someone poke and whisper something* Oh wrong scenario...WHERE IS MY GIANT AQUARIUM?! |
Thorn Galen
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:55:00 -
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KaarBaak wrote: Don't go away mad.
Just...
Go...
Away,
FFS.
This. Just GTFO. Only 40B Isk ? Why so poor ? Keep your tuppence and change and go already, watch the door on your way out, bitterment.
The door is not real. |
Thorn Galen
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:56:00 -
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Takamori Maruyama wrote:Buy a massive pvp ship, spread terror, wait people to get at you and die gloriously.
Yes, please do this rather, I'll be there - for the salvage as well.
The door is not real. |
Digital Messiah
N7 Corporation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:59:00 -
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buy a titan character, join an alliance that will let you hold a super carrier / titan. and than blow it up or get it blown up. the more times you can successfully do this without getting caught the better EVE is. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" |
Xython
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:59:00 -
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Spend the next few weeks speculating on the Oxygen Isotopes market, since Goons are actively promoting Economic PVP there (killing the Ice Miner Bots that are the backbone of EVE's economy).
40 billion would absolutely destroy that market, and given that Goons are cutting off supply at the knees, it would take weeks or months to recover.
Without Oxytopes, there's a rather significant part of EVE's crafting system et all that grinds to an absolute halt. |
Tyrhineld Malukker
Krannon of Sherwood Carthage Empires
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:00:00 -
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Dude, just have fun. I actually think I'm better off than you are with your 40bil isk and my 4mil isk (new) because i"m having a hell ton of fun. I think alot of ideas above are pretty good and will net you a couple chuckles, but just pick what you think you'll enjoy and run with it.
P.S. If for some reason you choose my post to be the lucky winner don't give me anything more than a bs worth of isk, I don't play the game on handouts. |
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zzzczyzoznzoz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:01:00 -
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buy me a supper cap
can i haz ur stuff |
Takamori Maruyama
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:03:00 -
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Wish I had 1 bill to waste on ships for a long time, just for the sake of pvping, and in frigates!So that will endure for a long time :3 The Codex Astartes guides us....*someone poke and whisper something* Oh wrong scenario...WHERE IS MY GIANT AQUARIUM?! |
Ammzi
Imperial Guardians Blazing Angels Alliance
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:03:00 -
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War Kitten wrote:Do something noble.
Fill a hauler with all the drones you can possibly buy off the market. Fly them out to the drone regions and release them back into their natural habitat.
I laughed out so loud my chest hurts ... damn bacteria infection :D |
Aquila Draco
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:04:00 -
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if you want to blow it, blow it... buy many many many "Men's 'Precision' Boots" from market :D |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:07:00 -
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Get has many SB's and pilots has you can, target one/several null systems, clean all bots.
Restart. |
Rache Le'Bonbon
Dissension X Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:08:00 -
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Fill some of the biggest ships you can buy up with expensive equipment go to JIta and attack a random person. Get concorded and give the gift of what survived to the eve community! and if you have 40 BIL you could probably do this at multiple stations.
Or do the same with haulers and fill them with random ships! That way some will survive and it would be like a pi+¦ata to the eve community.
Or as a act of kindness you can go find a few new players like a day old. Try to weed out the alts, and give them 1B. This would make any new playerGÇÖs day.
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Cipher Jones
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:09:00 -
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Djeckson wrote:So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible and ideally by personally pooping in Hamlikar's lunch. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.
Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.
P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff.
If you quit eve without biomassing you are in fact a scarred little girl. If you quit eve without biomassing and talk about it on the forums beforehand you are an attention seeking little girl.
The good news is you are not alone.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
Takamori Maruyama
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:09:00 -
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Bah kindness, if you wanna show that you are bitter with the game RELEASE THE KRAKEN on people. The Codex Astartes guides us....*someone poke and whisper something* Oh wrong scenario...WHERE IS MY GIANT AQUARIUM?! |
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CCP Solomon
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:10:00 -
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Go to the starter systems, scour the help channels, search high and low for wide eyed and bona fide newbie. Ask them questions about their experiences in New Eden so far and out if they're making an effort to come to terms with the game and all it's complications without resorting to begging.
Then open your wallet and blow their mind with your generosity Associate Technical Producer - Carbon |
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Naran Eto
Kut-n-Run
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:13:00 -
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CCP Solomon wrote:Go to the starter systems, scour the help channels, search high and low for wide eyed and bona fide newbie. Ask them questions about their experiences in New Eden so far and out if they're making an effort to come to terms with the game and all it's complications without resorting to begging. Then open your wallet and blow their mind with your generosity
Good idea! OP just transfer it all to me and i will make sure it is fairly distributed |
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