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Elias Greyhand
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Posted - 2012.12.28 19:29:00 -
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FACT: Every Royal Marine has a royal title.
Has anyone, as I've only seen half-decent advice and mocking, put forward the notion of not getting a girlfriend? "That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged." |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
288
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Posted - 2012.12.28 20:12:00 -
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Elias Greyhand wrote:FACT: Every Royal Marine has a royal title.
Has anyone, as I've only seen half-decent advice and mocking, put forward the notion of not getting a girlfriend?
i believe that it was suggested early on that EvE was the only mistress a man needs.
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Casirio
DEEP-SPACE CO-OP LTD Exhale.
291
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Posted - 2012.12.28 20:23:00 -
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dont try too hard, dont be overly nice, dont cave into every little naggy emotion she has or off the wall request. women like man with a backbone and that has goals in life, i.e. a job. just be yourself, and if she likes you for you then its the right person. |
Black Panpher
The Boondocks
14
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Posted - 2012.12.28 20:53:00 -
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Show them your killboard stats! |
Khergit Deserters
586
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Posted - 2012.12.28 21:00:00 -
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Black Panpher wrote:Show them your killboard stats! Show them how many m3 per second of veldspar your ship pulls in! 'The difference between you and me is, I know I'm crazy.'-á -The late Jack H.-- old Texas guy, professional fish poacher, wise man |
Elias Greyhand
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Posted - 2012.12.28 21:11:00 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:Elias Greyhand wrote:FACT: Every Royal Marine has a royal title.
Has anyone, as I've only seen half-decent advice and mocking, put forward the notion of not getting a girlfriend? i believe that it was suggested early on that EvE was the only mistress a man needs.
Mistress =/= Girlfriend
Both require humping, usually, but only one has the requirement for messy things like emotions (generally speaking). "That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged." |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2323
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Posted - 2012.12.29 04:41:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Chribba wrote:I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back? Does she know who you are or do you keep that a secret until later? Obviously she doesn't know me! How else would I be able to be a creepy stalker? Am I doing it wrong?
Not sure. Have you tried getting caught outside her bedroom window with night-vision goggles? Works for me.
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Rain6637
Team Evil
366
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Posted - 2012.12.29 05:36:00 -
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OP just go to a farm or ranch and tell the owner you're looking for a stable mate of the opposite gender. http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Buckingham Buckingham is my Vanilla Sky ||-áVincent Athena, I made something for you: http://i.imgur.com/hrxcc.jpg |
Elias Greyhand
2798
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Posted - 2012.12.29 13:23:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Chribba wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Chribba wrote:I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back? Does she know who you are or do you keep that a secret until later? Obviously she doesn't know me! How else would I be able to be a creepy stalker? Am I doing it wrong? Not sure. Have you tried getting caught outside her bedroom window with night-vision goggles? Works for me.
Try getting caught inside her bedroom with nightvision goggles. "That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged." |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
6652
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Posted - 2012.12.29 13:56:00 -
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Elias Greyhand wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Chribba wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Chribba wrote:I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back? Does she know who you are or do you keep that a secret until later? Obviously she doesn't know me! How else would I be able to be a creepy stalker? Am I doing it wrong? Not sure. Have you tried getting caught outside her bedroom window with night-vision goggles? Works for me. Try getting caught inside her bedroom with nightvision goggles. All of these suggestions are great, but so far all I got was this lousy restraining order? Did I miss a step somewhere?
/c
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Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
303
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Posted - 2012.12.29 18:08:00 -
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thread is starting to get odd. lol! |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3074
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Posted - 2012.12.29 18:10:00 -
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Apparently 9 pages of advice is not working out too well. Only the shallow can fully know themselves. - Oscar Wilde |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
5538
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Posted - 2012.12.29 20:03:00 -
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Chribba wrote:
All of these suggestions are great, but so far all I got was this lousy restraining order? Did I miss a step somewhere?
/c
Did you molest her dog? Without the visual aid of what you're planning she might have taken it the wrong way "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Calapine
Xeno Tech Corp JIHADASQUAD
124
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Posted - 2012.12.30 01:56:00 -
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Well, now that the OPs question is sucessfully solved, lets answer the next question:
How does one get a boyfriend?
I heard personality is key...thats what men are after, right?
Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
5988
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Posted - 2012.12.30 02:12:00 -
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Calapine wrote:
Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone.
Well... that's really not that important "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3198
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Posted - 2012.12.30 02:38:00 -
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Calapine wrote:Well, now that the OPs question is sucessfully solved, lets answer the next question:
How does one get a boyfriend?
I heard personality is key...thats what men are after, right?
Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone.
I sorta hinted at that on Page 1: Post 18 Only the shallow can fully know themselves. - Oscar Wilde |
Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
818
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Posted - 2012.12.30 03:21:00 -
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Calapine wrote:Well, now that the OPs question is sucessfully solved, lets answer the next question:
How does one get a boyfriend?
I heard personality is key...thats what men are after, right?
Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone. ... So far, the panel is stumped. More info is needed. We can't imagine why you'd want one of those hairy, smelly things. |
Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
818
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Posted - 2012.12.30 03:35:00 -
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Telegram Sam wrote:Calapine wrote:Well, now that the OPs question is sucessfully solved, lets answer the next question:
How does one get a boyfriend?
I heard personality is key...thats what men are after, right?
Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone. ... So far, the panel is stumped. More info is needed. We can't imagine why you'd want one of those hairy, smelly, immature monitor-staring things.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
5989
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Posted - 2012.12.30 04:07:00 -
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Telegram Sam wrote:Calapine wrote:Well, now that the OPs question is sucessfully solved, lets answer the next question:
How does one get a boyfriend?
I heard personality is key...thats what men are after, right?
Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone. ... So far, the panel is stumped. More info is needed. We can't imagine why you'd want one of those hairy, smelly things.
I dunno... teh gheys over at the local ghey bar don't look hairy and seem to have a rather pleasant smell. Also they seem like they would be easy to pick up if I ever decided to patron their establishment.
Just do what I did that apparently makes you very attractive.
Let a ghey give you fashion advice and listen to it.
Go to a "salon" and get a "stylist" to make your hair better (they can do it, it's magic!)
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
310
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Posted - 2012.12.30 05:22:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Go to a "salon" and get a "stylist" to make your hair better (they can do it, it's magic!)
more guys should go to the salon! and stop cutting their hair off so short. long hair is sexy!
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Rain6635
Team Evil
20
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Posted - 2012.12.30 06:19:00 -
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//serious reply mode: on//
magic words: at the first opportunity or urge, be honest. try something like
"I want to _____ your _____ " (hint: it is not "meet" and "parents")
work these into your vocab, even on day 1:
"sup" "heyyy" "I feel like I know you." ('from where?') "MY DREAMS" "marry me" "I love you, girl" "how... are you so cute." "hi, you're beautiful." "i want to touch you with my mouth"
whatever she says, your response is,"that doesn't sound like 'i love you'"
lose weight, drive a cool car, wear clean clothes, shave, bathe often, OH ... this is my secret weapon:
pass her a folded note, that inside says something inconsequential like "hey." or "sup?"
----- or -------
"hey this is just trash, will you throw it away for me?" but by that point she's given herself away with her expression when you handed it to her.
also have your own place, pretty much any form of privacy.
ummm... my latest fling is this 19 yr old who accepted a random invitation after class, to a gathering of friends of mine, then came back to my place with me (and my buddies) for whatever. then she asked to see my room, IN WHICH I HAD ONLY A COT, LIKE THE CAMPING ONES? cuz I had just moved back after leaving the army (us army)... and we sat down and she said,"what do you wanna do?"
and I said,"play doctor"
she said,"how do you play that? show me?"
aaaaaaaaand I got laid on my cot. in my empty, undecorated room.
//end serious reply mode// |
Rain6635
Team Evil
20
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Posted - 2012.12.30 06:36:00 -
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now, about the girlfriend thing. I'm assuming that means commitment.
-=IN MY OPINION:=-
the thing about commitment is... we think it's a good thing, and that it's something we want, but really, we're incapable of it.
it's a sentiment that's sorta like when people go,"if I had ten million dollars, i would TOTALLY donate most of it to charity."
it's a nice thought, but it's not real.
-SO- the solution to all this is, once you start getting yourself laid, right, you don't call them or see them more than once a week. it keeps them wanting to see you(first of all), and you won't be the reason they have the realization that,"oh crap, i guess i didn't want to commit to someone after all."
win win.
cast your net far and wide, don't tie yourself down to a girlfriend it is fail
i'm not that great, brother, so it's a good thing that some things are fun the first time around, no matter how disappointing it turns out to be |
Rain6635
Team Evil
20
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Posted - 2012.12.30 07:12:00 -
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Arpu Shigura wrote:I don't think an alpha male would be a selfish scumbag.
As a matter of fact, when I consider the most basic needs - like the theory does - I actually want my alpha male to be nurturing as well as assertive and strong. After all he has to hunt for me when I'm weak after childbirth and busy with breastfeeding, he has to defend my children based on his own motivation and I generally want him to have my back and protect me against nature's dangers or other humans who want to kill my children so they can have a higher chance for their own offspring to prosper.
That whole theory sounds a lot like middle aged men defending the fact that they let themselves go, become fat and boring and then say it's the women's fault who turned them into "betas".
If you think you're on the right track by being a selfish abusive prick, then you might eventually realize how all the women who are attracted to you are damaged goods who have serious abuse issues in their childhood, and while they might even be easy on the eyes they are certainly not alpha females.
TL;DR DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING THEY SAY.
Arpu Shigura wrote:Confirming, I am unstable, insane and sociopathic. All men should stay away from me, especially the ones playing EVE and particularly the ones offering advice in this thread.
are you my ex-wife |
Zol Interbottom
Nanotrasen Inc
45
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Posted - 2012.12.30 07:20:00 -
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Arpu Shigura wrote:Confirming, I am unstable, insane and sociopathic. All men should stay away from me, especially the ones playing EVE and particularly the ones offering advice in this thread.
well at least you dont sound boring, but then again crazy is my thing Nivin Sajjad > we fly perpetually networked, neural interfaced spaceships yet can't communicate coordinates to each other without physically passing back and forth little pieces of paper. it's weird |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2335
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Posted - 2012.12.30 11:21:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Calapine wrote:
Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone.
Well... that's really not that important
Pulse? I never even have time to check for that.
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Mizhir
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
2103
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Posted - 2012.12.30 11:27:00 -
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Calapine wrote:Well, now that the OPs question is sucessfully solved, lets answer the next question:
How does one get a boyfriend?
I heard personality is key...thats what men are after, right?
Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone.
You are a gamer chick. You are worth your own weight in gold.
If you are having Smurf problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a Blue aint one. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3202
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Posted - 2012.12.30 12:03:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I dunno... teh gheys over at the local ghey bar don't look hairy ......
Let me tell you about the Lone Star Saloon here in San Francisco.
Also, the Kevin Smith produced documentary Bear Nation.
Apparently it's a TV series now too: http://www.logotv.com/video/bear-nation/1649850/playlist.jhtml
Only the shallow can fully know themselves. - Oscar Wilde |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6008
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Posted - 2012.12.30 14:02:00 -
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Well, 1:32 there is 100% pure nightmare fuel "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3203
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Posted - 2012.12.30 15:03:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Well, 1:32 there is 100% pure nightmare fuel
Cannot be un-seen. Only the shallow can fully know themselves. - Oscar Wilde |
Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
824
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Posted - 2012.12.30 15:57:00 -
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Yeah, and let me tell you about the bar called 'Rawhide' in Chelsea, Manhattan. I used to have to walk past it every day. Yeah, I'll admit, I always walked a little faster going past that one. |
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