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Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
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Posted - 2012.12.13 11:59:00 -
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YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT YOU'D BETTER NOT DIE BETTER WARP OUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY SANSHA CLAUS IS ENSLAVING YOUR TOWN CCP MADE HIM MADE A LIST AND HE CHECKS IT TWICE GONNA FIND OUT WHO'S BEEN RMTING THEIR ISK SANSHA CLAUS IS GUNNING YOU DOWN
HE KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE HIDING HE KNOWS THERE IS NO CAKE HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN STEALING SO BE GOOD OR YOU'LL BE ENSLAVED OH! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU'D BETTER NOT DIE BETTER WARP OUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY SANSHA CLAUS IS COMING... SANSHA CLAUS IS GUNNING YOU DOWN |
ForceM
POS Builder Inc. Silent Requiem
0
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Posted - 2012.12.13 12:16:00 -
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/me likes |
Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
254
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Posted - 2012.12.13 12:18:00 -
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Me likey too I am not my skills but... http://eveboard.com/pilot/Schmata_Bastanold |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
505
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Posted - 2012.12.13 12:18:00 -
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you know, this...
.....this actually sounds good. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
15
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Posted - 2012.12.13 12:24:00 -
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Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Holistic Materials Research Council
4420
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Posted - 2012.12.13 12:47:00 -
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Pretty good, now do more
Always bet on stupid, CCP can't patch stupid. The measure of success in Eve is not monetary worth, it's how effectively you can enforce your will on others. |
Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
20
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Posted - 2012.12.13 12:50:00 -
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Suggest a song for me to butcher. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Holistic Materials Research Council
4420
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Posted - 2012.12.13 13:05:00 -
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Elise Frei wrote:Suggest a song for me to butcher.
I'll do better that, I'll post my own effort
While miners watched Their rocks by night All absent on the ground The fury of the gank came down And Catalysts did abound.
"Fear not", we said, For mighty damage Had rained upon their hull "Glad tidings of great joy we bring, A message you must mull."
"To you in Hisec Upon this day Is born of Retribution time The Savior who is James 315 And this shall be the sign."
"The heavenly Code You on the web shall find To human view displayed And shall think, should I have paid?"
Always bet on stupid, CCP can't patch stupid. The measure of success in Eve is not monetary worth, it's how effectively you can enforce your will on others. |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
114
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Posted - 2012.12.13 13:26:00 -
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Snowball fighttt..... My resists to bad posts are 78-89-83-90 ....... The metal head plate increased it by 5%.
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Zofe Stormcaller
Shogun's Samurai Unclaimed.
17
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Posted - 2012.12.13 13:39:00 -
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I'd have a snowball fight with you but it said I only got 3 of them. I should use them wisely and save them for shooting my CEO with... |
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iskflakes
Magnets Inc.
150
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Posted - 2012.12.13 13:41:00 -
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7/10 Track your wealth with EVEStats - https://ohheck.co.uk/EVEStats/home.php |
Mr Pragmatic
175
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Posted - 2012.12.13 16:28:00 -
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Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.
Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.
Nice song. Vote for me in the next CSM Elections. I will fight for the interest of all Hi-sec dwellers. No longer will you be cast aside and disparaged.-á |
Diesel47
painkiller.
325
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Posted - 2012.12.13 16:30:00 -
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Christmas. |
Jassmin Joy
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
26
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Posted - 2012.12.13 16:50:00 -
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Bah, humbug. |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
92
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Posted - 2012.12.13 16:57:00 -
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It would be funny to see a red-painted revanent undock from Jita 4-4 on the 25th...
...with a wing of Nightmares in front, the lead one with a bright red strobe light on the front |
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CCP Goliath
C C P C C P Alliance
1138
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Posted - 2012.12.13 16:57:00 -
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Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)
Old man Tibus Heth looked at A starmap of New Eden Other factions round about Zealots, Feds and heathens Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs Scorpions aplenty Tibus sent to Luminaire To pwn the Gallente
In YC One Hundred-Twelve Tibus got real poorly Then assassins tried to end His life prematurely. This did not stop Tibus from Bringing back a strong State Something grand is underway Will he live to see its fate? CCP Goliath | QA Director | EVE Illuminati | @CCP_Goliath |
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Vertisce Soritenshi
Tactical Vendor of Services and Goods Partners of Industrial Service and Salvage
1902
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:01:00 -
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I like the creativity but it really doesn't work when you start adding extra syllables because the words just don't fit. Use "slaving" instead of "enslaving" or something. Get the syllables to match the notes and everything is perfect.
CCP Goliath's took a little running through my head to get the syllables to match the notes but it fits perfectly. Well done, I like it! Bounties for all! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2279821#post2279821 |
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ISD TYPE40
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
3303
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:08:00 -
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CCP Goliath wrote:Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)
Old man Tibus Heth looked at A starmap of New Eden Other factions round about Zealots, Feds and heathens Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs Scorpions aplenty Tibus sent to Luminaire To pwn the Gallente
In YC One Hundred-Twelve Tibus got real poorly Then assassins tried to end His life prematurely. This did not stop Tibus from Bringing back a strong State Something grand is underway Will he live to see its fate?
Show off Nicely done though ISD Type40 Lt. Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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TR4D3R4LT
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
36
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:14:00 -
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CCP Goliath wrote:Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)
Old man Tibus Heth looked at A starmap of New Eden Other factions round about Zealots, Feds and heathens Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs Scorpions aplenty Tibus sent to Luminaire To pwn the Gallente
In YC One Hundred-Twelve Tibus got real poorly Then assassins tried to end His life prematurely. This did not stop Tibus from Bringing back a strong State Something grand is underway Will he live to see its fate?
Now can we have CCP post holiday vid with devs singing this? Pretty please, I would give up any redeem gift for that. Altho latest dev blogs have been really good but it's the musical videos where you really shine. |
Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
44
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:17:00 -
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Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song.
Where I come from 77% of the population calls it Yule.
Merry Yule Everyone! |
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CCP Goliath
C C P C C P Alliance
1138
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:19:00 -
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Elise Frei wrote:Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song. Where I come from 77% of the population calls it Yule. Merry Yule Everyone!
Glei+¦leg J+¦l! CCP Goliath | QA Director | EVE Illuminati | @CCP_Goliath |
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NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
62
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:23:00 -
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CCP Goliath wrote:Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)
Old man Tibus Heth looked at A starmap of New Eden Other factions round about Zealots, Feds and heathens Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs Scorpions aplenty Tibus sent to Luminaire To pwn the Gallente
In YC One Hundred-Twelve Tibus got real poorly Then assassins tried to end His life prematurely. This did not stop Tibus from Bringing back a strong State Something grand is underway Will he live to see its fate? I forsee portents and omens Bringing war and explosions Tidings of death and change |
Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
10809
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:26:00 -
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Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song. What happens if "Holiday" is offensive to the rest?
CCP Zulu..... Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience. |
Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
47
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:27:00 -
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Mag's wrote:Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song. What happens if "Holiday" is offensive to the rest?
holidayception |
Spurty
V0LTA Verge of Collapse
609
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:32:00 -
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Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song.
Typo. It's actually offensive to 0.0007% of the United States.
Hands up if you're offended by fire engines? Bet we find more than 0.0007%
--- I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure. |
Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
10809
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:33:00 -
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Spurty wrote:Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song. Typo. It's actually offensive to 0.0007% of the United States. Hands up if you're offended by fire engines? Bet we find more than 0.0007% I don't like their colour, does that count?
CCP Zulu..... Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience. |
Mistah Ewedynao
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
131
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:34:00 -
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O' Little town of JitaScam....
sorry no lyrics |
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CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
936
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:43:00 -
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TR4D3R4LT wrote:Now can we have CCP post holiday vid with devs singing this? Pretty please, I would give up any redeem gift for that. Altho latest dev blogs have been really good but it's the musical videos where you really shine.
We already had the devs sing one parody Christmas song. I think they'll revolt if we ask them to sing more.
Community Representative GÇ+ EVE Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
48
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:44:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:TR4D3R4LT wrote:Now can we have CCP post holiday vid with devs singing this? Pretty please, I would give up any redeem gift for that. Altho latest dev blogs have been really good but it's the musical videos where you really shine. We already had the devs sing one parody Christmas song. I think they'll revolt if we ask them to sing more.
Sing Sansha Claus pls
I sung it in Jita local when the servers came up. |
Souxie Alduin
Anarchy in the Eve
32
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:12:00 -
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Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song.
christmas. Christmas! CHRISTMAS!
Now do Rudolf the red-nosed Rifter. |
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Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
57
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:20:00 -
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Souxie Alduin wrote:Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song. christmas. Christmas! CHRISTMAS! Now do Rudolf the red-nosed Rifter.
Rudolph, the rusty-nosed Rifter had a very rusty hull And if you ever caught him, you would even say it's bull.
All of the other pilots used to laugh and call him names They used to blow up poor old Rudolf In all of the pilot games
Then on one foggy Christmas in EVE Sansha came to say: "Rudolph with your hull so bright, where can we kill some pilots tonight"
Then all the pilots despised him as they shouted out in terror, Rudolph the rusty-nosed Rifter, you'll be playing EVE Forever! |
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group Eternus Imperium Alliance
103
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:29:00 -
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(to the tune of jingle bell rock )
web and pop, web and pop ,web and pop pop they have killed all my drones so i am all alone I am warp scrambled and blasting away Oh no here comes a second wave, cant' warp out now i am jammed no getting away what will i ,do what will i say when my corpies start making fun this lvl4 used to be a..... milk run
what a bad time its a sad time while my tank fades away ,,
(that's as far as i got , so far )
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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
151
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:32:00 -
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Grandma got ganked by a Rifter Warping home home from Jita Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as pirates, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much Quafe, And we'd begged her not to go. She'd forget to unload her cargo, And she undocked out into Jita's glow.
When they found her wreck drifting, At the scene of the attack. She had Pew-Pew prints on her forehead, And incriminating autocannon marks on her back. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group Eternus Imperium Alliance
103
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:35:00 -
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silens vesica wrote:Grandma got ganked by a Rifter Warping home home from Jita Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as pirates, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much Quafe, And we'd begged her not to go. She'd forget to unload her cargo, And she undocked out into Jita's glow.
When they found her wreck drifting, At the scene of the attack. She had Pew-Pew prints on her forehead, And incriminating autocannon marks on her back.
AWESOME |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
152
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:40:00 -
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:: bows ::
The muse struck - Kinda like a Catalyst in the night. ;) Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group Eternus Imperium Alliance
105
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Posted - 2012.12.13 19:00:00 -
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( to the tune of let it snow )
oh the gankers out side are frightful but my CQ is so delightful and since i have no place to go spin the ship , spin the ship, spin it slow
when i finally take my flight how i hate to go out in the swarm but if you could just scout my path all the way home i'll be warm
now the gankers are slowly dying and concord are really flying
i guess that its time to go , plot a course warpin out here we go
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Qvar Dar'Zanar
EVE University Ivy League
107
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Posted - 2012.12.13 19:02:00 -
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I would pay good money for an actual video of Sansha disguised as Santa, and leading his Santa-hatted ships to victory while singing that. |
Warde Guildencrantz
TunDraGon
388
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Posted - 2012.12.13 19:23:00 -
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Joy to new eden! Sansha is come. Let each, receive, their primary! Let every stargate, prepare them room and snowballs and fireworks fling and snowballs and fireworks fling and snowballs and snowballs and fireworks fling.
Joy to new eden! The saviour reigns. Let launchers, their missiles deploy!! Through fields of blood, gas clouds and bubbles, Repeat the sounding guns Repeat the sounding guns Reload and repeat the sounding guns. |
Evei Shard
129
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Posted - 2012.12.13 22:13:00 -
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Sitting on the gate, Ten 'nado's in our fleet. Watching all the freight, There will be no retreat (ha ha ha)
Klaxon warnings ring, CONCORD is drawing nigh, The Charon's gonna pop, The pilots gonna cry.
Our gank was a success, To home in pods we go, Our Indy cleans the mess, We now have isk to blow.
Oh, camping gates, camping gates, camping through the night. Oh what fun is it so slay the carebears in the night. Oh, Camping gates, camping gates, our isk is rising fast. Use a scout, without a doubt, cause you aint gonna last.
Profit favors the prepared |
Utremi Fasolasi
The Jagged Edge Rebel Alliance of New Eden
111
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Posted - 2012.12.13 22:18:00 -
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ISD TYPE40 wrote:CCP Goliath wrote:Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)
Old man Tibus Heth looked at A starmap of New Eden Other factions round about Zealots, Feds and heathens Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs Scorpions aplenty Tibus sent to Luminaire To pwn the Gallente
In YC One Hundred-Twelve Tibus got real poorly Then assassins tried to end His life prematurely. This did not stop Tibus from Bringing back a strong State Something grand is underway Will he live to see its fate? Show off Nicely done though
Didn't they invent epic poetry in Iceland or something? |
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Mr Pragmatic
178
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Posted - 2012.12.13 23:24:00 -
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Utremi Fasolasi wrote:ISD TYPE40 wrote:CCP Goliath wrote:Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)
Old man Tibus Heth looked at A starmap of New Eden Other factions round about Zealots, Feds and heathens Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs Scorpions aplenty Tibus sent to Luminaire To pwn the Gallente
In YC One Hundred-Twelve Tibus got real poorly Then assassins tried to end His life prematurely. This did not stop Tibus from Bringing back a strong State Something grand is underway Will he live to see its fate? Show off Nicely done though Didn't they invent epic poetry in Iceland or something?
Yes its called the Icelandic Sagas.
http://www.amazon.com/Sagas-Icelanders-Penguin-Classics-Deluxe/dp/0141000031
and its Epic.
Vote for me in the next CSM Elections. I will fight for the interest of all Hi-sec dwellers. No longer will you be cast aside and disparaged.-á |
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group Eternus Imperium Alliance
106
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Posted - 2012.12.13 23:48:00 -
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(to the tune of silver bells ) for the hard work CCP does with unintended consequences
dev blogs dev blogs time for a patch in new eden hear em zing hear em scream soon it will be ....patch day hot..fix hot..fix its not working as they planned more to patch more to patch please can't you feel ......our pain |
Sarmea Moon
Universal Freelance CONSORTIUM UNIVERSALIS
74
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Posted - 2012.12.14 02:17:00 -
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Mag's wrote:Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song. What happens if "Holiday" is offensive to the rest?
Fox News gets involved. It isn't pretty. On the plus side, we could just label all our ships "Christmas" and shoot each other. Video it and mail it to Fox and scream "Look, there's a War on Christmas" You must help us!!!
Mine will be labeled "Dead Kennedys" just for O'Reilly (and an awesome band). The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse [lady of commercial virtue]. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.- James Nicoll |
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group Eternus Imperium Alliance
107
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Posted - 2012.12.14 10:51:00 -
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( we wish you merry Christmas ,,,,as seen by mission rats )
we,,,wish you mission agro we,,,wish you mission agro we,,,wish you mission agro
we'll kill all your Drones
we'll web you ,we''ll scram you , we'll TD and Jam you
We wish you mission aggro ,and we'll kill all your drones
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Liu Ellens
Blame The Bunny The Dark Nation
53
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Posted - 2012.12.14 14:24:00 -
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wait. a ton of Christmas-song-covers and no one tackled "Last Christmas" yet? The third line has "tears" already in it... (before asking: I haven't got the muse for that I guess ;) upro - an online browser application to support navigation in New Eden and beyond. |
Eterna Uitoh
State War Academy Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.12.14 16:22:00 -
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We three Pirates of Eve Universe, Goin' to gank a stupid hauler, Guns are loaded it exploded, Concord killing us all.
Oh, gank the hauler pop the pod, Drops of plex n' faction mods, Local crying, ships are dyeing, Video capture it all!
We three 'nadoes of high alpha, Sat by a gate in old Uedama, Trolling local, lock the target, Ganking all the way.
Oh, gank the hauler pop the pod, Drops of plex n' faction mods, Local crying, ships are dyeing, Video capture it all! |
baltec1
Bat Country
3296
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Posted - 2012.12.14 16:24:00 -
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Take all my likes. |
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group Eternus Imperium Alliance
110
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Posted - 2012.12.14 16:28:00 -
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(hark the herald angels sing ..as sung by our wonderful Jita residents )
Hark the wicked scammer's sing we got your stuffs .....and all your bling that contract was such a joke you fell for it ......and now your broke
you should have read the contract twice by now you should Know we are not that nice
you got soaked and now your sad but this is the most fun we have ever had
Jita jita is where the scammers rule so better think twice..... and don't be a fool
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MadMuppet
A Better Corp Name
650
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Posted - 2012.12.14 16:44:00 -
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(Sung to 'we three kings')
We three GÇÿCanes of Minmatar are Camping gates around Old Man Star Gate gun tanking Always ganking Low-sec pirates, yes we ARR.
Tales of wonder Tales of fights Tales of mining Cynos light Always running Hunting, gunning Retribution rules the night
A ship full of PLEX then entered the fray Tornados appeared and blew it away The pilot regretting Much tears he was shedding Local laughing all the way
Tales of wonder Tales of fights Tales of mining Cynos light Always running Hunting, gunning Retribution rules the night
The hunting of pilots now has a prize The bounty on their heads has opened their eyes A failure tonight Still gives you kill rights Some people soon will be surprised
Tales of wonder Tales of fights Tales of mining Cynos light Always running Hunting, gunning Retribution rules the night
Remember that guy that had all those PLEX He bountied those GÇÿnados like casting a hex Now missions theyGÇÖre flying Kill rights we were buying Those GÇÿnado pilots now are wrecks.
OHHHHGǪ. Tales of wonder Tales of fights Tales of mining Cynos light Always running Hunting, gunning Retribution rules the night
November 6th, 2012 "With this in mind, it becomes quite obvious to focus on training the Destroyers and Battlecruisers skills before the change to get the maximum return effect. We highly recommend you start doing so now." --á CCP Ytterbium from:-áhttp://community.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&nbid=73530 |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
157
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Posted - 2012.12.14 16:46:00 -
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Utterly brilliant. You win +100 internets. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
157
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Posted - 2012.12.14 17:06:00 -
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Liu Ellens wrote:wait. a ton of Christmas-song-covers and no one tackled "Last Christmas" yet? The third line has "tears" already in it... (before asking: I haven't got the muse for that I guess ;) Ask, and ye shall receive.
Last Christmas, New Eden-style:
Last Christmas I got a new alt But the very next day you blew it away This year To save me from tears I'll going to check local
Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance 'Til I catch you in d-scan Tell me, my foe Do you recognize me? Well It's been a year Have a surprise from me (Merry Christmas)
I wrapped up bounty and sent it With a note saying, "I hate you" I meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you ganked me before I know you'd gank me again
[Chorus 2x]
A crowded system Lurking while cloaking yes I'm hiding from you And mining your ice My god I thought you were in some other system? I guess I was a target to fire on
A face on a corpse with ice on its remains A ganker under cover has tore my ship apart Now I've got a tanked miner you'll never gank me again
[Chorus 2x]
A face on a corpse with a bounty on his heart You can try to get under cover but bounty hunters will tear you apart Maybe next year I'll try a new career Mining no longer seems special Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
Liu Ellens
Blame The Bunny The Dark Nation
53
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Posted - 2012.12.14 18:00:00 -
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silens vesica wrote:Ask, and ye shall receive. Thank you very much - you've had me at "check local" Also, the restaurant I was sitting in soon enough played the original, so I could check the lyrics - spot on :thumb: upro - an online browser application to support navigation in New Eden and beyond. |
Slumpert
Hookers and Quafe
4
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Posted - 2012.12.14 18:13:00 -
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Spurty wrote:Mr Pragmatic wrote:Elise Frei wrote:Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas. Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States. Nice song. Typo. It's actually offensive to 0.0007% of the United States. Hands up if you're offended by fire engines? Bet we find more than 0.0007%
I find Fire Engines quite annoying. They use a freaking "Train" horn 5 ft from your head as they pass by.
It there any reason they leave all 300 lights continually flashing once they get to the scene??
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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
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Posted - 2012.12.14 18:47:00 -
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Liu Ellens wrote:silens vesica wrote:Ask, and ye shall receive. Thank you very much - you've had me at "check local" Also, the restaurant I was sitting in soon enough played the original, so I could check the lyrics - spot on :thumb:
Got ganked by the Muse again. ;) Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
Luc Chastot
Moira. Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.12.14 18:54:00 -
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OMG THIS IS AWESOME! Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
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Posted - 2012.12.14 19:01:00 -
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My wife will gank me for this one, I've not a single doubt, but the Muse has me in her sights and has primaried me:
Empress' Message (Gabriel's Message):
The messagenger of God from heaven came His wings as drifted snow His eyes as flame "All hail" said he "thou new-crowned Empress, Most highly favoured Jamyl Sarum!
"For known a blessed mother thou shalt be, All generations laud and honor thee, Thy Son shall be the Savior, By seers foretold Most highly favoured Jamyl Sarum!
Then noble Empress and regal, did bow her head "To me be as it pleaseth God," she said, "My soul shall purify the stars in his holy flame." Most highly favoured Jamyl Sarum!
Of her a new emperor, the Savior was born In Amarr all on a Christmas morn And all these wayward children forever saved, Most highly favoured Jamyl Sarum! Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
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Posted - 2012.12.14 19:24:00 -
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Strike bravo:
Away in a Nul, No station for His bed The little Cloaked Ganker waits for 'Bears soon dead
The stars in the bright sky Looked down on his prey The little Cloaked Ganker brought his guns to play
The 'Bears are crying With laughter he shakes But little Cloaked Ganker No mistakes He makes
I com thee, Cloaked Ganker Look down from the sky And fleet up by my side, 'Til a convoy grows nigh.
Be near me, Cloaked Ganker, I ask Thee to stay Primary that Bestower And don't miss, I pray
Bless all the Care Bears With thy weapons' tender care That they go to heaven And leave their cargo here Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
MadMuppet
A Better Corp Name
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Posted - 2012.12.14 20:29:00 -
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(deck the halls)
Wreck the docks with blobs of holly Fa La La La Laa, Laa La Laa La
PLEX now cost too much by golly Fa La La La Laa, Laa La Laa La
Now we don our hats of foil Fa La La Fa La La Fa Laa Laa
Nerf an item, tempers boil Fa La La La Laa, La La La Laa November 6th, 2012 "With this in mind, it becomes quite obvious to focus on training the Destroyers and Battlecruisers skills before the change to get the maximum return effect. We highly recommend you start doing so now." --á CCP Ytterbium from:-áhttp://community.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&nbid=73530 |
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2012.12.14 21:40:00 -
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awesome job i like them all |
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