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Kazzzi
Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.10.06 15:24:00 -
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As of today, I have assumed absolute control over the Ushra'Khan alliance. This may not come as a surprise due to my longtime membership as an officer and the natural aura of superiority and leadership of those of my race, but what may not be expected is what I do next.
On my orders, all Ushra'Khan isk reserves, alliance assets and capital and supercapital fleets are currently being contracted to the Ministry of War. The vast majority of the tens of thousands of Ushra'Khan non-capsuleer personnel are being detained and awaiting transfer to the Amarrian Civic Court where they will receive summary judgment for crimes of terrorism and possibly be enslaved or executed. Within 24 hours, the Ushra'Khan alliance will be wiped from the Concord registry.
In addition to this, within 72 hours embedded sleeper agents within several other pro-Minmatar corporations and alliances will be conducting similar albiet less intensive operations under my direction.
I will make no apology for what I do now, nor for my past perceived debauchery, piracy and criminal behavior. Everything I have done, I have done under orders, for I am an agent of the most holy Amarr Empire and I have always been so.
Amarr Victor
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Graelyn
Wolfsbrigade
26
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Posted - 2011.10.06 15:38:00 -
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Hmm. + Cardinal Graelyn +
Killing those who need it most! |
Kalaratiri
Teraa Matar
22
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Posted - 2011.10.06 15:44:00 -
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I'm confused..
Not sure if this is Kazzzi messing around again, or if he's serious. Not sure what to think if he is serious.
Pretty much just confused. |
Arkady Sadik
Gradient Electus Matari
77
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Posted - 2011.10.06 15:46:00 -
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Does this mean that the weekly IGS summaries will stop? |
Astrid Stjerna
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2011.10.06 15:50:00 -
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Kazzzi wrote:As of today, I have assumed absolute control over the Ushra'Khan alliance. This may not come as a surprise due to my longtime membership as an officer and the natural aura of superiority and leadership of those of my race, but what may not be expected is what I do next.
On my orders, all Ushra'Khan isk reserves, alliance assets and capital and supercapital fleets are currently being contracted to the Ministry of War. The vast majority of the tens of thousands of Ushra'Khan non-capsuleer personnel are being detained and awaiting transfer to the Amarrian Civic Court where they will receive summary judgment for crimes of terrorism and possibly be enslaved or executed. Within 24 hours, the Ushra'Khan alliance will be wiped from the Concord registry.
In addition to this, within 72 hours embedded sleeper agents within several other pro-Minmatar corporations and alliances will be conducting similar albiet less intensive operations under my direction.
I will make no apology for what I do now, nor for my past perceived debauchery, piracy and criminal behavior. Everything I have done, I have done under orders, for I am an agent of the most holy Amarr Empire and I have always been so.
Amarr Victor
*Astrid comes on-screen with barely-controlled fury*
You sat at our tables, you ate our food, you mouthed words of friendship and comradeship, and now you betray the Matari, and those that you called 'friend', for your own selfish ends.
What was your price, slaver? How much was the Council paying you?
Because I promise you that I will extract equal payment in Amarrian blood for this cowardly act. |
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
14
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Posted - 2011.10.06 15:50:00 -
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Arkady Sadik wrote:Does this mean that the weekly IGS summaries will stop?
Yes, once my work is done here, I aim to retire quietly on the planet Kaztropol and spend the rest of my days reading scripture and hunting red breasted mountain wombats with the aid of my loyal slaver hounds. |
Arkady Sadik
Gradient Electus Matari
78
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Posted - 2011.10.06 15:52:00 -
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Kazzzi wrote:Yes, once my work is done here, I aim to retire quietly on the planet Kaztropol and spend the rest of my days reading scripture and hunting red breasted mountain wombats with the aid of my loyal slaver hounds. A pity, that. I really liked them. |
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
14
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Posted - 2011.10.06 15:55:00 -
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Astrid Stjerna wrote:What was your price, slaver? How much was the Council paying you?
Due to my wealth, I waived the pension anyone of my rank deserves. Personal satisfaction based on serving the Empire dutifully and honorably are payment enough. |
ValentinaDLM
Ubi Concordia Ibi Victoria
408
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:05:00 -
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If this is true, good for you Kazzi. |
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
296
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:06:00 -
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If this is true Kazzzi, then your victory is a dishonourable one. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
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Kazzzi
Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:23:00 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:If this is true Kazzzi, then your victory is a dishonourable one.
Not in the eyes of our most glorious Empire and her eminence, the Empress! |
Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:26:00 -
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If that's a joke, it's a bit bland. And if not, that's just plain sad. Yes, due to my affiliations I'm not exactly on the best terms with all things Matari, but ugh, space would be very dull without U'K. CEO of Ghost Festival :: Co-Executor of Naraka. Blog: Diary of a Pod Pilot |
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
346
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:34:00 -
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dog
The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom. Jericho Fraction is Recruiting! |
COJOi
Snitches get stiches
0
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:37:00 -
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nerds |
Vallek Arkonnis
Cosmic Cimmerians Usurper.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:37:00 -
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Astrid Stjerna wrote: What was your price, slaver? How much was the Council paying you?
Because I promise you that I will extract equal payment in Amarrian blood for this cowardly act.
That's proportionate.. Shall I order some random slaves beaten every time you say an unkind word about our Holy Empire? I don't agree with victory through treachery either, but at least keep your wrath aimed at those who are responsible, lest you become worse than your enemies.
Pretty brazen, Kazzzi, I must give you that.
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Astrid Stjerna
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:38:00 -
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Myrhial Arkenath wrote:If that's a joke, it's a bit bland. And if not, that's just plain sad. Yes, due to my affiliations I'm not exactly on the best terms with all things Matari, but ugh, space would be very dull without U'K.
And if it is a joke, it's in extremely poor taste. |
Grideris
Fleet Coordination Command Fleet Coordination Coalition
10
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:41:00 -
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My word. I don't know whether to be more surprised at the idea that Kazzzi could be handing over U'K to the Ministry of War, or that Jade managed to make a single word post.
I still reckon that Kazzzi is trying to pulling the rug over everyone's eyes though. Just seems a bit crazy, not to mention that no one in U'K I've talked to seems to be panicking. |
Astrid Stjerna
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:49:00 -
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Vallek Arkonnis wrote:Astrid Stjerna wrote: What was your price, slaver? How much was the Council paying you?
Because I promise you that I will extract equal payment in Amarrian blood for this cowardly act.
That's proportionate.. Shall I order some random slaves beaten every time you say an unkind word about our Holy Empire? I don't agree with victory through treachery either, but at least keep your wrath aimed at those who are responsible, lest you become worse than your enemies. Pretty brazen, Kazzzi, I must give you that.
Lest you forget, I suffered under the so-called 'benevolence' of the Empire. Kazzzi now intends to deliver our people back into the hands of those that first enslaved them.
If it's a joke, it's in poor taste. If it's serious, then I stand by my word: I will take payment from Amarr in blood for every soul that was betrayed by his actions.
Yes, it's a proportionate response; a life for a life. The lives you take will, in turn, be taken from you in equal measure. If you want to kill a hundred, you must be prepared to lose a hundred of your own. If you kill a thousand, equal numbers of your own people will die.
Eventually, the cost will outweigh the potential gain. |
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
11
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Posted - 2011.10.06 16:55:00 -
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Imperial Pharmacy could use some of the UK's wealth. I will put in on good use. |
Vallek Arkonnis
Cosmic Cimmerians Usurper.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.06 17:02:00 -
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Astrid Stjerna wrote: If it's a joke, it's in poor taste. If it's serious, then I stand by my word: I will take payment from Amarr in blood for every soul that was betrayed by his actions.
Yes, it's a proportionate response; a life for a life. The lives you take will, in turn, be taken from you in equal measure. If you want to kill a hundred, you must be prepared to lose a hundred of your own. If you kill a thousand, equal numbers of your own people will die.
Eventually, the cost will outweigh the potential gain.
So treachery justifies indiscriminate vengeance taking the place of justice? Interesting. Returning sin for sin only begets sinners. If you ever meet your end, I pray God is more merciful to you in death than you were in life.
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Rek Jaiga
Crimson Path
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Posted - 2011.10.06 17:09:00 -
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I share Kala's confusion....
Does this mean I can have your stuff? |
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
297
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Posted - 2011.10.06 17:10:00 -
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Kazzzi wrote:Rodj Blake wrote:If this is true Kazzzi, then your victory is a dishonourable one. Not in the eyes of our most glorious Empire and her eminence, the Empress!
We only have your word for that, and we've already determined that you're a dishonest conmerchant.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Astrid Stjerna
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2011.10.06 17:12:00 -
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Vallek Arkonnis wrote:Astrid Stjerna wrote: If it's a joke, it's in poor taste. If it's serious, then I stand by my word: I will take payment from Amarr in blood for every soul that was betrayed by his actions.
Yes, it's a proportionate response; a life for a life. The lives you take will, in turn, be taken from you in equal measure. If you want to kill a hundred, you must be prepared to lose a hundred of your own. If you kill a thousand, equal numbers of your own people will die.
Eventually, the cost will outweigh the potential gain.
So treachery justifies indiscriminate vengeance taking the place of justice? Interesting. Returning sin for sin only begets sinners. If you ever meet your end, I pray God is more merciful to you in death than you were in life.
I've outlined the measures I'm willing to take. If Matari die because of his actions, then an equal number of Amarrians will die in return. It's not 'indiscriminate vengeance' -- it's a fair and equal exchange. The one the Empire claims to value, despite ample evidence to the contrary.
I have no desire to randomly run around committing genocide. I will, however, do all that I can to ensure that anything Kazzzi gains from his betrayal will be offset by a proportionate loss.
Really, I don't think I can be any clearer in my intentions. |
Caellach Marellus
Nephtys Ventures inc
81
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Posted - 2011.10.06 17:15:00 -
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I get the feeling the good folks of Ushra'Khan are winding everyone up.
Judging by some of the reactions here, they succeeded. Bored minds on a midweek afternoon conjure up strange things. |
Ran'shad
Imperial Manufacturing and Engineering Regiment
0
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Posted - 2011.10.06 17:17:00 -
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I for one wish to congratulate Mr. Kazzzi and thank him on behalf of the millions of the faithful who have been terrorized at on time or another by these thugs and extremists. I only hope that the other sleepers are being as successful in dismantling this gureilla alliance. |
Rogue Steel
Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
0
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Posted - 2011.10.06 17:26:00 -
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Official Update
Ushra'Khan is in no danger. We aren't exactally sure what made Jarl Kazzzi post such a thread, but we believe it was spurred on by him overdosing on exile booster immediately after clonejumping into a clone hardwired with a malfunctioning TCMC. After making these posts, Kazzzi was seriously injured while attempting and failing to spin his Damnation with counter-synchronized megapolarized docking clamps. His condition is not yet known but we will keep him in our prayers and hope for the best. |
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
1
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Posted - 2011.10.06 17:54:00 -
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Grideris wrote:My word. I don't know whether to be more surprised at the idea that Kazzzi could be handing over U'K to the Ministry of War, or that Jade managed to make a single word post.
I still reckon that Kazzzi is trying to pulling the rug over everyone's eyes though. Just seems a bit crazy, not to mention that no one in U'K I've talked to seems to be panicking.
I panicked once about something, but the stains never quite washed out again.
As for this, as Rogue has already commented, Kazzzi and his consumptive ways with illicit narcotics has once again gotten the better of him - not sure about the prayers bit though... |
Esna Pitoojee
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
2
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Posted - 2011.10.06 18:00:00 -
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Had this one marked out as a prank pretty well as soon as I finished reading his original message. Remember - if it's Kazzzi, it's not serious. If it is serious, then it's just going to be seriously funny. |
Rorin Cutter
Defensores Fidei Curatores Veritatis Alliance
0
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Posted - 2011.10.06 18:24:00 -
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Rogue Steel wrote:Official Update
Ushra'Khan is in no danger. We aren't exactally sure what made Jarl Kazzzi post such a thread, but we believe it was spurred on by him overdosing on exile booster immediately after clonejumping into a clone hardwired with a malfunctioning TCMC. After making these posts, Kazzzi was seriously injured while attempting and failing to spin his Damnation with counter-synchronized megapolarized docking clamps. His condition is not yet known but we will keep him in our prayers and hope for the best.
It is nice to know that you pray. Maybe we can someday pray together for your sins.
Amarr Victor!
-Rorin Cutter |
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
346
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Posted - 2011.10.06 18:34:00 -
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dog
The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom. Jericho Fraction is Recruiting! |
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