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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
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Posted - 2012.12.18 01:59:00 -
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I just got an e-mail from Papa Johns (American Pizza Company) that stated that they want me back. Shocked I checked my credit record and it does appear that the day I started playing EVE was the last time I purchased pizza.
Why would anyone stop eating Pizza?
Its "greezee" according to my ventrilo peeps. Certainly one major issue was the lack of keyboard co-existence. Secondly in the last year I managed to gain a few extra (106) pounds eating 5 to 11 pizzas per week.
Without food you would die, what would you eat in lieu of Pizza?
I switched over to the school of "forks" I buy Bird's Eye (American Veggie Company) instant dinner in a bag.
Basically it works like this: 1) Open Bag 2) Pour Bag into Bowl 3) nuke it for 3:30 4) Use a fork to eat it 5) Bowl sits happily next to the keyboard, fork stored within the bowl.
According to the estimates my 12 meat pizza is about 15,000 calories per pie. According to instant dinner bag my new meal is about 800 calories.
My conclusion: EVE represents a 95% reduction in calorie intake.
Since my switch from Pizza to instant dinner I have lost 41 pounds. EVE for a longer life! (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
957
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Posted - 2012.12.18 02:08:00 -
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Tom Gerard wrote: EVE for a longer life!
My liver would like to have a word.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
1840
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Posted - 2012.12.18 02:12:00 -
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Another trufax thread brought to you by Tom Gerard. +1 |
Etherealclams
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.12.18 02:27:00 -
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Sometimes your posts suck. Other times their alright. and... Well sometimes there's this. Idk how categorize to put this in. |
Natsett Amuinn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
787
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Posted - 2012.12.18 02:32:00 -
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That's a lot of pizza.
Don't ever do that again. |
Hae Sung
Da Learnin Corp
1
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Posted - 2012.12.18 02:45:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Tom Gerard wrote: EVE for a longer life! My liver would like to have a word.
This. |
Karn Dulake
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
1037
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Posted - 2012.12.18 05:30:00 -
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Quote:EVE for a longer life!
My wasted life and the rope i bought would like a word I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Mr Pragmatic
189
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Posted - 2012.12.18 09:16:00 -
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lol, Pizza is soooo good.
I will never quit you....never....my precious.... Vote for me in the next CSM Elections. I will fight for the interest of all Hi-sec dwellers. No longer will you be cast aside and disparaged.-á |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1443
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Posted - 2012.12.18 09:21:00 -
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Beneful is by far the most nutritious choice. It's about time CCP stops catering to the lazy players with this sense of entitlement for fear of losing money. These aren't the people making the game better, these are the people wanting you to turn EVE in to a game that is like most other MMO's. |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation The Irukandji
758
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Posted - 2012.12.18 11:17:00 -
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You may be eating less pizza, but you also have to get out of your chair once in a while. Eve is not so good for that. |
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Xuse Senna
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
549
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Posted - 2012.12.18 11:19:00 -
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Confirming I was eating Pizza and Killing People last night.... Greasy Keyboard Seriously I need a Decent Siggy :| |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1447
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Posted - 2012.12.18 11:51:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:You may be eating less pizza, but you also have to get out of your chair once in a while. Eve is not so good for that.
Smoking is. It's about time CCP stops catering to the lazy players with this sense of entitlement for fear of losing money. These aren't the people making the game better, these are the people wanting you to turn EVE in to a game that is like most other MMO's. |
GallowsCalibrator
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
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Posted - 2012.12.18 12:10:00 -
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:Learn2cook: Yesterday I made a homemade vegetarian chilli, with my own 11 pepper chilli blend. Served with rice and a touch of soured cream. Hell yes. (Oh and it was pretty healthy too not that I particularly care, taste > health)
Get out with your Birds Eye meals and terrible pizza. |
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
688
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Posted - 2012.12.18 20:53:00 -
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GallowsCalibrator wrote::Learn2cook: Yesterday I made a homemade vegetarian chilli, with my own 11 pepper chilli blend. Served with rice and a touch of soured cream. Hell yes. (Oh and it was pretty healthy too not that I particularly care, taste > health)
Get out with your Birds Eye meals and terrible pizza.
TIL There are 11 kinds of peppers! (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
46
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Posted - 2012.12.18 21:04:00 -
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you gained 106 pounds in a year?! that is incredible.
i'd like to lose about 15lbs...i don't think instant dinners are the correct path to this goal though lol |
Daimon Kaiera
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Posted - 2012.12.18 21:55:00 -
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