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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1080
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Posted - 2011.10.08 18:12:00 -
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Hello Space Friends;
My name is sky captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and I am here today to inform you of a wonderful opportunity! As you may have heard, the Right-Honourable Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets has declared an interdiction against ice mining in Gallente space. Entirely without the approve of Dear Leader or the Directorate, this had lead to many overzealous individuals plunging themselves into negative security standings with CONCORD as they bravely though foolishly attack ice mining vessels and support craft without proper authorization from the space police. Shame on those naughty people! By their well-intended though haphazard actions, these unscrupulous curs have perhaps lead you, the honourable space pilots of the majority public, to believe that there is nothing you can do to legally participate in the glorious assault on Gallente ice mining. Well, that's just plain wrong! And I am here to show you how.
There are multiple ways for you, as a private citizen of New Eden, to join in the excitement and contribute to improving the welfare of your countrymen everywhere. This thread shall, in subsequent posts, detail just a few methods. Though you may find some of the actions presented here to be objectionable to your moral conscience, remember that we live in a very black-and-white world where none of these completely legal procedures are wrong or deficient by any measure. I will personally guarantee that pilots who follow the advice presented in this thread shall maintain their standing with CONCORD; moreover, they shall be fighting bravely to support and improve our flagging economy.
Do not listen to the unbelievers. Dive head-long into glory! |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1080
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Posted - 2011.10.08 18:12:00 -
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Reserved : 10 Hour Hero |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1080
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Posted - 2011.10.08 18:13:00 -
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Reserved : Reverse 10 Hour Hero |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1080
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Posted - 2011.10.08 18:13:00 -
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Reserved : War |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1080
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Posted - 2011.10.08 18:13:00 -
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Reserved : Aggression Mechanics |
Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
45
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Posted - 2011.10.08 18:31:00 -
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Please don't make these posts until you have all the sections prepared. Andreus Anthony LeHane Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor Media Consultant, Voyeur Studios |
Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
112
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Posted - 2011.10.08 19:25:00 -
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Please remember to sign all your posts as well.
Andreus Anthony Feligast Full Of Himself Ixiris CGO GoonWaffe Space Corporation Of Pilot Space Humans My God, You're A ***** |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1108
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Posted - 2011.10.08 20:07:00 -
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This guide brought to you by me. Thanks for reading!
Regards,
The Most eHonoureable and Esteemed Lyris Nairn Commanding Officer, U.S.S. DICKBUTT (NCC 80081-35) Worst Poster Ever Theta Squad (Best Squad) Skirmish Commander Reimbursement Officer Mentor GoonWaffe GoonSwarm Federation of Space Planets esquire |
Green Beans
Combat Pigs
0
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:53:00 -
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I am pretty sure Goonswarm isn't in cahoots with Concord, and it's near impossible to suicide gank a mining barge in a destroyer, right? |
Gritz1
Tranquility's Fallen
0
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Posted - 2011.10.09 05:05:00 -
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Although incomplete, these messages are of great benefit of the new eden community at large. |
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
611
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Posted - 2011.10.13 15:55:00 -
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Green Beans wrote:Uh, ew! Ice is a renewable resource which fully replenishes itself every 24 hours, so I think the environment is just fine.
i bet you're the sort of person who dumps trash in the ocean |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
19
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Posted - 2011.10.13 16:17:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Reserved : Reverse 10 Hour Hero
It would be unscrupulous of you to charge frightened miners an admittance fee, but I am not your mother so do what you want.
Will you be my mommy? I like spankings too, and I'll be glad to pay you for it!
Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2351
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Posted - 2011.10.13 18:49:00 -
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Mortis vonShadow wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Reserved : Reverse 10 Hour Hero
It would be unscrupulous of you to charge frightened miners an admittance fee, but I am not your mother so do what you want.
Will you be my mommy? I like spankings too, and I'll be glad to pay you for it! Only if you are a pre-op Male-to-Female transsexual with an attractive femmedick. |
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CCP Phantom
C C P C C P Alliance
22
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Posted - 2011.10.13 19:02:00 -
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Inappropriate content removed. Please stay on topic, thank you. CCP Phantom | German Community Coordinator |
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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2351
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Posted - 2011.10.13 19:03:00 -
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CCP Phantom wrote:Inappropriate content removed. Please stay on topic, thank you. Thanks for the bump. |
Angry Onions
Martyr's Vengence Test Alliance Please Ignore
42
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Posted - 2011.10.13 23:59:00 -
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Dear Lyris Nairn, I wish to inform you that I've stand by the Right Hand of the Honourable GoonSwarm in their efforts to preserve natural ice. I find it very disturbing that people would go out to these collections of ice and steal from the empires that allow them to fly freely within their space. As such, I have been taking measures to stop these thieves and other would be "miners" across the space skies of New Eden. I also wish to inform your that the Mighty GoonSwarm's offer to pay people to take up arms against these disgusting villains have proved that people agree with you and I sugesst that you extend your most generous offer to said pilots that live and operate out of Amarr/Minmatar space as they need motivation to clean their beautiful space from these vile creatures. That is all
With Regards, Angry Onions Most Holy of Martyr's Most Illiterate of Avengers The only mortal to achieve godliness via trolling The Patron Saint of Suicide Ganking Completely Not a Rip off of Lyris Nairn And your neighborhood Spider-man.
P.S Every time I read one of your post, I read it in a Winston Churchill voice. E .-+ ` ' / -+. F Your Carebear tears fuel us |
Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
70
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Posted - 2011.10.14 00:14:00 -
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ffs reset Test |
Lord Hader
Shattered Star Exiles SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2011.10.14 06:27:00 -
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But I will remember you...will you remember me?...
Oh, hi there.
I'm Sarah McLachan, and today I'd like to talk to you about the biggest threat facing the human race: the complete destruction of ice. Ice, once a vast and bountiful resource, is now nearly extinct. We've all seen the images: ice blocks slowly being destroyed, ice blocks being brutally reprocessed by uncaring miners. We all want it to stop, but how?
The answer is simple: simply donate 1,000,000 ISK to GOONs or any of it's allies, and 50-90% of that money will go towards restoring ice's natural habitat. We must combat this vile scourge of over-ice-mining, and we must combat it quickly, before another precious, adorable, and beloved resource goes extinct. Don't let them win. Give ISK, Save the Enviroment.
DonGÇÖt let your life pass you by...Weep not for the memories... |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2409
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Posted - 2011.10.14 06:29:00 -
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Lord Hader wrote:But I will remember you...will you remember me?...
Oh, hi there.
I'm Sarah McLachan, and today I'd like to talk to you about the biggest threat facing the human race: the complete destruction of ice. Ice, once a vast and bountiful resource, is now nearly extinct. We've all seen the images: ice blocks slowly being destroyed, ice blocks being brutally reprocessed by uncaring miners. We all want it to stop, but how?
The answer is simple: simply donate 1,000,000 ISK to GOONs or any of it's allies, and 50-90% of that money will go towards restoring ice's natural habitat. We must combat this vile scourge of over-ice-mining, and we must combat it quickly, before another precious, adorable, and beloved resource goes extinct. Don't let them win. Give ISK, Save the Enviroment.
DonGÇÖt let your life pass you by...Weep not for the memories... You misspelled Sarah McLachlan's name. No likes for you! |
St Mio
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
98
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Posted - 2011.10.14 11:27:00 -
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Lord Hader wrote:But I will remember you...will you remember me?...
Oh, hi there.
I'm Sarah McLachan, and today I'd like to talk to you about the biggest threat facing the human race: the complete destruction of ice. Ice, once a vast and bountiful resource, is now nearly extinct. We've all seen the images: ice blocks slowly being destroyed, ice blocks being brutally reprocessed by uncaring miners. We all want it to stop, but how?
The answer is simple: simply donate 1,000,000 ISK to GOONs or any of it's allies, and 50-90% of that money will go towards restoring ice's natural habitat. We must combat this vile scourge of over-ice-mining, and we must combat it quickly, before another precious, adorable, and beloved resource goes extinct. Don't let them win. Give ISK, Save the Enviroment.
DonGÇÖt let your life pass you by...Weep not for the memories... I still know the lyrics to almost all her songs |
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Lord Hader
Shattered Star Exiles SpaceMonkey's Alliance
1
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Posted - 2011.10.14 18:49:00 -
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Well, someone liked me. Naughty naughty! |
Caldain Morrow
The Reavers
2
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Posted - 2011.10.15 11:39:00 -
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LMAO! I'm almost tempted to apply.
Note: I gave up my evil mining ways long ago and now do my part to fight the good fight for rocks and trees and trees and rocks and rocks and trees and trees and rocks and waaaaaaaatttterrrrrrrrr! |
JackStraw56
Bayesian Motion Knights of Tomorrow
12
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Posted - 2011.10.15 13:36:00 -
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That is one wall of text. Got a tldr? |
warsong nerds
NED-Clan Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2011.10.15 16:53:00 -
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JackStraw56 wrote:That is one wall of text. Got a tldr?
you make an alt in 10H and gank others
Warsong Nerds Ned-clan Just a goonie Proud Member Of Homeland Defence of GoonSwarm
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Illyena Rovask
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
57
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Posted - 2011.11.12 08:36:00 -
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You failed to properly snipe that thread, choke yourself |
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