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Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2013.01.26 10:36:00 -
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..eggs and milk and Bisquik according to this thread.
When suddenly, as I walked into the street with the store, I heard some loud, high-pitched scream. It came from the elementary school that was near the store; and while I was still startled, the screams grew louder and louder. Someone's in trouble, I thought- some child being beaten up, molested or murdered on the schoolyard. Instinctively, I was walking towards the screams, while a strange thought crossed my mind: With the rise of cellphones, there are hardly any more public phone boxes around. If I was a superhero, there would be nowhere where I could quickly change into my cool spandex costume and cape. Difficult times we live in.
As I turned around the corner, I saw this girl lying on the sidewalk, screaming like mad, with two other girls kneeling above her and pushing her to the ground. Re-evaluating the situation, I realized that those two girls were not attacking the screaming one, but actually trying to calm her down. And man, did she scream, it reminded me of the monsters from the old Godzilla movies I used to watch as a kid. Ear-piercing, inhumane- no sane, god-fearing person could ever produce such a sound, and this little girl was maybe only ten years old. GÇ£I kill her!!! I kill her!!! AAAAAAARGH..That filthy rotten ******!!!! I kill her!!!! AAAAR!!! That ******** ******* ******* !!!!! I kill her!!!!! WAAAAHHHHH!!!GÇ¥ Slowly I backed off....donGÇÖt get involved.. I thought- thatGÇÖs not your business here... The young girl kept screaming and spitting out swear words that would have made me proud if I had known them at that age. One of the girls on top was talking in a soothing voice: GÇ£Hush now...calm down..sheGÇÖs your mother...GÇ¥ Unimpressed, the screaming girl was punching into her general direction and struggling to break free: GÇ£ I f***** KILL THAT B*****!!! I KILL HER!! SHE DELETED MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!! THAT S**** DELETED MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!!!GÇ¥
>>mfw Please don't feed me. |
Frank Millar
103
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Posted - 2013.01.26 11:08:00 -
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I am not sure there's a :facepalm: or :headdesk: big enough.
"Social" media will be the death of us all. |
Xuse Senna
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
639
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Posted - 2013.01.26 11:12:00 -
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One can not simply delete a facebook account. http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7501/mindgamesceptionfinaldr.jpg My Corp is Very n00b Friendly, Ask for Buhhdust Princess Apply today No SP LIMIT! http://www.voicesfromthevoid.net/?s=Buhhdust+Princess |
Rain6639
Team Evil
146
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Posted - 2013.01.26 11:19:00 -
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the thought tickles my brain. WoW account deletion is old, a hate[bio]massing by spiteful girlfriend is worse, but... facebook tears is still new to me.
oh, the phone booth thing -love it- stream of consciousness is so much fun to dissect after-the-fact Want To Adopt: any 2003 children to work as passive income minor alts in the PLEX trade.. |
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
1551
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Posted - 2013.01.26 11:35:00 -
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Yeah, the future is so bright...
I'm seriously going to end up as a hermit living in the woods some day. "The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive." ~Kenneth Williams |
Juno Valerii
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
46
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Posted - 2013.01.26 12:46:00 -
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Bane Necran wrote:Yeah, the future is so bright...
I'm seriously going to end up as a hermit living in the woods some day.
I'm with you.
..and everyone wonders why I hate people...
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3368
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Posted - 2013.01.26 12:51:00 -
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What city/state/country did this occur in ? America is the only country to go from barbarism to decadence (and back to barbarism - KI) without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde - 1870's |
Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
6602
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Posted - 2013.01.26 13:35:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:What city/state/country did this occur in ?
Bonn / Germany
https://maps.google.de/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&q=bonn+bonner+talweg&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x47bee178422be62b:0x3db104e3615dea75,Bonner+Talweg,+Bonn&gl=de&ei=HtsDUfKJDIvWsgbQsIDoCg&ved=0CDcQ8gEwAQ
Please don't feed me. |
AstraPardus
Lightspeed Enterprises Fidelas Constans
205
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Posted - 2013.01.26 14:55:00 -
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Civilization as we know it will end, I'm calling it now. Get your timestamps... Every time I post is Pardy time! :3 |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3368
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Posted - 2013.01.26 14:57:00 -
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Wow, that's surprising.
I can see that our failed American education system and social mores are translating quite nicely across the Atlantic.
Sad, really. America is the only country to go from barbarism to decadence (and back to barbarism - KI) without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde - 1870's |
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SeenButNotHeard
Doing The Business
15
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Posted - 2013.01.26 15:00:00 -
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Facebook may be the most tediously antisocial creation ever.
I haven't come across a tool that allows you to contact so many people whilst ignoring the people sat next to you.....well, ever. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3368
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Posted - 2013.01.26 15:11:00 -
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I was on Facebook for about a year with the purpose of communicating with old high school classmates for our upcoming reunions, as that is where the large reunion group organizes things.
Unfortunately I got to sit back and watch as the group fractured hatefully into two factions due to the usurping of certain minds by the Tea Party (my high school was in Texas). It became hostile very quickly and sadly I realized that I want nothing to do with either of these 'factions'.
I then unsubscribed and did my best to erase Facebook Tracks as best I could.
Facebook killed my 30th high school reunion but good.
So much for The Social Network. What a hateful piece of crap. America is the only country to go from barbarism to decadence (and back to barbarism - KI) without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde - 1870's |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6998
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Posted - 2013.01.26 17:41:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:I was on Facebook for about a year with the purpose of communicating with old high school classmates for our upcoming reunions, as that is where the large reunion group organizes things.
Unfortunately I got to sit back and watch as the group fractured hatefully into two factions due to the usurping of certain minds by the Tea Party (my high school was in Texas). It became hostile very quickly and sadly I realized that I want nothing to do with either of these 'factions'.
I then unsubscribed and did my best to erase Facebook Tracks as best I could.
Facebook killed my 30th high school reunion but good.
So much for The Social Network. What a hateful piece of crap.
You graduated 300 years ago? WITCH!!!!
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
7001
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Posted - 2013.01.26 17:47:00 -
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Also this happens because people aren't allowed to smack the stupid out of their kids anymore "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3369
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Posted - 2013.01.26 18:39:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: You graduated 300 years ago? WITCH!!!!
Real name is Barnabas America is the only country to go from barbarism to decadence (and back to barbarism - KI) without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde - 1870's |
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
445
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Posted - 2013.01.26 19:24:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Also this happens because people aren't allowed to smack the stupid out of their kids anymore
that and there parents are too busy playing farmville/genericfacebookgames to give a **** wumbo |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3370
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Posted - 2013.01.26 20:12:00 -
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Actually this was an issue long before the existence of Facebook. America is the only country to go from barbarism to decadence (and back to barbarism - KI) without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde - 1870's |
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
188
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Posted - 2013.01.26 21:04:00 -
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What ten year old needs a Facebook account?
My kid does not have a Facebook account, or any other social media account of any kind. She is, in both mine and my wife's opinion, way to young for anything like that. She is allowed to social with her schoolmates, the girls on her basketball team, and the kids in the neighborhood whose parents we know. She doesn't even have a computer and is not allowed on mine or the wife's. She lost that privilege when she fried the $250 notebook we bought her for Christmas several years ago. Spilled apple juice on it one day after we told her no eating or drinking around computers. She can have one, when she can buy it with her own money.
The only electronic device my daughter does have, is a cellphone. We gave it to her for a very specific reason. Like my wife told her, "This is my phone I am giving to you in the event either I or your father need to get in touch with you." The phone was my wife's old Droid. It can only be used to make voice calls, and text. She has a very short list of people she can call or text.
If either me or the wife caught or found out our "little darling" was acting like that, believe me, there would be hell to pay. It really is too bad that many parents in this country allow their kids to get away with so much. People are so worried about being a friend to their kid instead of being a parent and raising them with respect, self worth, yadda yadda. Surrender is still your slightly less painful option. |
Arkenai Wyrnspire
Turalyon Plus
132
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Posted - 2013.01.26 22:11:00 -
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Oh internet. What have you wrought? |
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
1562
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Posted - 2013.01.26 22:18:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Also this happens because people aren't allowed to smack the stupid out of their kids anymore
That can be risky.
They may end up like poor Will Grello. "The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive." ~Kenneth Williams |
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1131
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Posted - 2013.01.27 10:34:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:..eggs and milk and Bisquik according to this thread. When suddenly, as I walked into the street with the store, I heard some loud, high-pitched scream. It came from the elementary school that was near the store; and while I was still startled, the screams grew louder and louder. Someone's in trouble, I thought- some child being beaten up, molested or murdered on the schoolyard. Instinctively, I was walking towards the screams, while a strange thought crossed my mind: With the rise of cellphones, there are hardly any more public phone boxes around. If I was a superhero, there would be nowhere where I could quickly change into my cool spandex costume and cape. Difficult times we live in. As I turned around the corner, I saw this girl lying on the sidewalk, screaming like mad, with two other girls kneeling above her and pushing her to the ground. Re-evaluating the situation, I realized that those two girls were not attacking the screaming one, but actually trying to calm her down. And man, did she scream, it reminded me of the monsters from the old Godzilla movies I used to watch as a kid. Ear-piercing, inhumane- no sane, god-fearing person could ever produce such a sound, and this little girl was maybe only ten years old. GÇ£I kill her!!! I kill her!!! AAAAAAARGH..That filthy rotten ******!!!! I kill her!!!! AAAAR!!! That ******** ******* ******* !!!!! I kill her!!!!! WAAAAHHHHH!!!GÇ¥ Slowly I backed off.... donGÇÖt get involved.. I thought- thatGÇÖs not your business here... The young girl kept screaming and spitting out swear words that would have made me proud if I had known them at that age. One of the girls on top was talking in a soothing voice: GÇ£Hush now...calm down..sheGÇÖs your mother...GÇ¥ Unimpressed, the screaming girl was punching into her general direction and struggling to break free: GÇ£ I f***** KILL THAT B*****!!! I KILL HER!! SHE DELETED MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!! THAT S**** DELETED MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!!!GÇ¥ >> mfw
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...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Mizhir
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
3255
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Posted - 2013.01.27 11:05:00 -
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore :( Alice Saki for CSM! |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
571
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Posted - 2013.01.27 16:45:00 -
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I used to have an Internet Facebook account, these days I just skimmed down to twitter and whatsapp. Feels liberating after being there since 2005, my 300 non real life friends probably miss me tho Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Juno Valerii
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
50
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Posted - 2013.01.27 21:50:00 -
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I have never had nor will ever have any social media accounts. No thanks...I'll pass. When the end comes at least I won't be staring stupidly at my blank computer screen wondering what to do next... |
Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
917
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Posted - 2013.01.28 18:59:00 -
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SeenButNotHeard wrote:Facebook may be the most tediously antisocial creation ever.
I haven't come across a tool that allows you to contact so many people whilst ignoring the people sat next to you.....well, ever. Yep. Even without Facebook, people ignore who's next to them. Next time you're in a restaurant at lunch time, watch what happens when a group of people come in. When the sit down, they don't talk to each other. They all pull out their smart phones and connect with somebody else. Pretty sad when a shared meal isn't really a shared meal. |
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
193
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Posted - 2013.01.28 19:27:00 -
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So the Yippie movement made it over to Germany?
"The first part of the Yippie program is to kill your parents. And I mean that quite literally, because until you're ready to kill your parents, you're not ready to change this country." -- Jerry Rubin, Youth International
Who knew that's what Facebook was for.
*dons tin foil hat |
Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
6709
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Posted - 2013.01.28 19:30:00 -
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Danica Kaliinen wrote:So the Yippie movement made it over to Germany?
"The first part of the Yippie program is to kill your parents. And I mean that quite literally, because until you're ready to kill your parents, you're not ready to change this country." -- Jerry Rubin, Youth International
Who knew that's what Facebook was for.
*dons tin foil hat
Be it Facebook or "Mein Kampf"- we Germans were always prone to killing over books...
Please don't feed me. |
Mark Munoz
Schwarzschild Casimir Collective STR8NGE BREW
69
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Posted - 2013.01.29 03:19:00 -
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Bane Necran wrote:Yeah, the future is so bright...
I'm seriously going to end up as a hermit living in the woods some day.
Sad that this last sentence did end with...I'm going to need shades. |
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