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Beckie DeLey
Living From Scraps
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Posted - 2013.01.30 20:02:00 -
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Step 1: Get drunk
Step 2: Talk with a buddy about how you haven't played any EVe for two months.
Step 3: Decide to fire up EVE again.
Step 4: Jump to nearest Ice Belt.
Step 5: Wardec ALL the corps!
Step 6: Go to bed.
-- NEXT DAY --
Step 7: Check what you did last night. Find out you just dropped half a bill on wardec fees on random corps despite not even owning a ship with guns on it.
Step 8: "Eh, might as well fit a PVP ship and shoot something" Return to nearest icebelt in a Hurricane.
Step 9: Warp to belt. Log off and log in from time to time to see if you can shoot something.
Step 10: Find a Barge to shoot at! Agress Barge!
Step 11: See a wartarget Stealthbomber uncloak. Whatever, right? We can take a Bomber in a Cane!
Step 12: Get pointed. See a Proteus, a Legion, a Cane and a Mega appear on grid.
Step 13: Die horribly.
Step 14: Realize how bad you really are at this game.
Step 15: Post on forums to make disaster complete. So... i started an industry blog at www.derbk.com/eve There i am preparing a guide to all things related to manufacturing. Check it out!
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Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front New Creation Collective
156
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Posted - 2013.01.30 20:05:00 -
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Good story, thanks for sharing. Join the Revolutionary Front and liberate New Eden from it's stuff.
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Silus Morde
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Posted - 2013.01.30 20:19:00 -
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Beckie DeLey wrote:Step 1: Get drunk Step 2: Talk with a buddy about how you haven't played any EVe for two months. Step 3: Decide to fire up EVE again. Step 4: Jump to nearest Ice Belt. Step 5: Wardec ALL the corps! Step 6: Go to bed. -- NEXT DAY -- Step 7: Check what you did last night. Find out you just dropped half a bill on wardec fees on random corps despite not even owning a ship with guns on it. Step 8: "Eh, might as well fit a PVP ship and shoot something" Return to nearest icebelt in a Hurricane. Step 9: Warp to belt. Log off and log in from time to time to see if you can shoot something. Step 10: Find a Barge to shoot at! Agress Barge! Step 11: See a wartarget Stealthbomber uncloak. Whatever, right? We can take a Bomber in a Cane! Step 12: Get pointed. See a Proteus, a Legion, a Cane and a Mega appear on grid. Step 13: Die horribly.Step 14: Realize how bad you really are at this game. Step 15: Post on forums to make disaster complete. well you made sumbuddy happy, always nice. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
1711
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Posted - 2013.01.30 20:19:00 -
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Title says half a bil....killmail says 82 mil..... Im missing something...
edit: oh wait....actually red the op. still confused. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Silus Morde
19
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Posted - 2013.01.30 20:20:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Title says half a bil....killmail says 82 mil..... Im missing something... wardec fees
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
361
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Posted - 2013.01.30 20:45:00 -
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Lil' scrub can't handle his booze. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
7126
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Posted - 2013.01.30 21:05:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:Lil' scrub can't handle his booze.
Yeah, last time I was very drunk I skipped the middleman and accidentally self destructed a jump freighter
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Mark Munoz
Schwarzschild Casimir Collective STR8NGE BREW
69
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Posted - 2013.01.30 22:45:00 -
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Talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight. |
Jonah Gravenstein
The Burning Lotus
5233
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Posted - 2013.01.31 00:57:00 -
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Drunk Eve, Best Eve
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times, it's a goonspiracy. |
Cannibal Kane
Chosen of New Eden
1338
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Posted - 2013.01.31 05:16:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:Lil' scrub can't handle his booze.
Wait....
Are we talking about the OP or your CEO? "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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Whitehound
537
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Posted - 2013.01.31 07:34:00 -
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Worst. Apology. Ever.
SCAM CAT - Titan Jump - I was there - Goon Dog |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
543
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Posted - 2013.01.31 07:53:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Charles Case wrote:Lil' scrub can't handle his booze. Yeah, last time I was very drunk I skipped the middleman and accidentally self destructed a jump freighter
spilled coffee as I actually beliefe you :-)
"Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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culo duro
Federal Enslavement
3
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Posted - 2013.01.31 07:54:00 -
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the question is now... Was it worth it?
Edit: also i'd put another nanofiber or a tracking enchancer on that fit rather than 4 gyros. :p |
Beckie DeLey
Living From Scraps
292
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Posted - 2013.01.31 08:25:00 -
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culo duro wrote:the question is now... Was it worth it?
A bunch of miners in a corp named "Beltbusters" beat me up and laughed at me, so what do you think? I pretty much hit rock bottom there.
So... i started an industry blog at www.derbk.com/eve There i am preparing a guide to all things related to manufacturing. Check it out!
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Brewlar Kuvakei
Adeptio Gloriae
188
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Posted - 2013.01.31 09:31:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Charles Case wrote:Lil' scrub can't handle his booze. Wait.... Are we talking about the OP or your CEO?
Skill yourself... Kugutsumen - My signature insures that my post is always read by an ISD or Dev, does yours? |
Ra Jackson
CRIMINALS IN ACTION Pure Madness.
152
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Posted - 2013.01.31 09:46:00 -
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Beckie DeLey wrote:culo duro wrote:the question is now... Was it worth it? A bunch of miners in a corp named "Beltbusters" beat me up and laughed at me, so what do you think? I pretty much hit rock bottom there.
Even the Procurer pointed you. They seem to know their stuff. |
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
441
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Posted - 2013.01.31 13:16:00 -
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Beckie DeLey wrote:culo duro wrote:the question is now... Was it worth it? A bunch of miners in a corp named "Beltbusters" beat me up and laughed at me, so what do you think? I pretty much hit rock bottom there.
Ha Ha, Awesome. Thanks for sharing your story, cheered up a boring thursday lunchtime at work!!
Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1047
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Posted - 2013.01.31 15:56:00 -
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Haha, you were flying a shield ship in highsec. |
Gritz1
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
154
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Posted - 2013.01.31 16:16:00 -
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Dude, awesome. I feel better about myself. I appreciate this.
Also good for the miners, I'm surprised that happened. Seems they were wolves in sheeps clothing. |
Winchester Steele
A Perfectly Normal Corp.
82
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Posted - 2013.01.31 22:18:00 -
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What a heartwarming tale. Thanks for sharing this OP. |
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Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
159
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Posted - 2013.01.31 22:45:00 -
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One does not simply wardec everybody in the belt, muchacha.
There are things there more deadly than stealth bombers.
Like Procurors.
And Skiffs.
They are of the Devil.
Fearzor them.
For they are tarps.
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AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance
153
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Posted - 2013.01.31 23:28:00 -
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We all derp sometimes.
Only the best of us post a thread about it.
Cheers. |
Sausage Master
Red Phoenix Rising
3
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Posted - 2013.02.01 15:40:00 -
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To be fair, you wouldn't expect that from a high sec mining corp in general. Good story though. |
Liam Inkuras
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
142
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Posted - 2013.02.01 15:57:00 -
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Gritz1 wrote:Dude, awesome. I feel better about myself. I appreciate this.
Also good for the miners, I'm surprised that happened. Seems they were wolves in sheeps clothing. More like cougars in bear skin |
Beckie DeLey
Living From Scraps
301
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Posted - 2013.02.01 16:04:00 -
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Sausage Master wrote:To be fair, you wouldn't expect that from a high sec mining corp in general.
Indeed. If more mining corps were like this one, miners wouldn't have such a bad name. These guys are actually playing the game, too bad that this can't be said about most of the other beltbusting players. Kudos to them. So... i started an industry blog at www.derbk.com/eve There i am preparing a guide to all things related to manufacturing. Check it out!
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