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The Greenmachine Greenmachine
Green's Bicycle Shop
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Posted - 2013.02.01 03:40:00 -
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Well me just cut to the chase...
Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan.
The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one)
ANYWAYS
Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014
Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. ()
API Key? If requested, certainly not.
How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything...
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Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
39
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Posted - 2013.02.01 03:44:00 -
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bored at work eh? I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next **** could spell disaster.
iCandy |
The Greenmachine Greenmachine
Green's Bicycle Shop
5
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Posted - 2013.02.01 04:00:00 -
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Robin quick to the bat cave! |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
82
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Posted - 2013.02.01 04:18:00 -
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The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:Well me just cut to the chase... Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan. The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one) ANYWAYS Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014 Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. ( ) API Key? If requested, certainly not. How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything...
Collatorol The first CONCORD approved drug to reduce the desire to scam people.
Collatorol is not to be taking outside of your pod
Common Side Effects may include:
- Headaches
- Fatigue
- Dry Mouth
- Heart Palpitations
- Stomach Ulcers
- Kidney Stones
- Flaking and peeling of the dermis ( skin )
- bleeding out of the eyes,ears,nose, rectum and/or urethra
- Subdermal hematoma
- pulmonary embolism
- terminal vertigo
- heart attack
- leg attack
- brain attack
- shark attack
- Uncontrollable laughing
- desire to consume cheese or other dairy products
- strange desire for a blood sacrifice ( usually a goat )
Collaterol is to be injected straight into the heart up to 6 times a day.
Collaterol has a 95% success rate. And is guaranteed to make you trustworthy. Hear from one of our loyal customers
Chribba: "I STARTED TAKING COLLATEROL, AND NOW I AM A TRUSTED 3RD PARTY!!!!. THANK YOU COLLATEROL!!!!" |
Cooyaw
Cajun Fast Mart
14
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Posted - 2013.02.01 05:34:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:Well me just cut to the chase... Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan. The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one) ANYWAYS Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014 Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. ( ) API Key? If requested, certainly not. How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything... Collatorol The first CONCORD approved drug to reduce the desire to scam people. Collatorol is not to be taking outside of your pod Common Side Effects may include:
- Headaches
- Fatigue
- Dry Mouth
- Heart Palpitations
- Stomach Ulcers
- Kidney Stones
- Flaking and peeling of the dermis ( skin )
- bleeding out of the eyes,ears,nose, rectum and/or urethra
- Subdermal hematoma
- pulmonary embolism
- terminal vertigo
- heart attack
- leg attack
- brain attack
- shark attack
- Uncontrollable laughing
- desire to consume cheese or other dairy products
- strange desire for a blood sacrifice ( usually a goat )
Collaterol is to be injected straight into the heart up to 6 times a day.
Collaterol has a 95% success rate. And is guaranteed to make you trustworthy. Hear from one of our loyal customers Chribba: "I STARTED TAKING COLLATEROL, AND NOW I AM A TRUSTED 3RD PARTY!!!!. THANK YOU COLLATEROL!!!!"
omg alex...i almost woke the baby laughing,i think this is your best post ever |
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
374
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Posted - 2013.02.01 05:55:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:Well me just cut to the chase... Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan. The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one) ANYWAYS Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014 Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. ( ) API Key? If requested, certainly not. How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything... Collatorol The first CONCORD approved drug to reduce the desire to scam people. Collatorol is not to be taking outside of your pod Common Side Effects may include:
- Headaches
- Fatigue
- Dry Mouth
- Heart Palpitations
- Stomach Ulcers
- Kidney Stones
- Flaking and peeling of the dermis ( skin )
- bleeding out of the eyes,ears,nose, rectum and/or urethra
- Subdermal hematoma
- pulmonary embolism
- terminal vertigo
- heart attack
- leg attack
- brain attack
- shark attack
- Uncontrollable laughing
- desire to consume cheese or other dairy products
- strange desire for a blood sacrifice ( usually a goat )
Collaterol is to be injected straight into the heart up to 6 times a day.
Collaterol has a 95% success rate. And is guaranteed to make you trustworthy. Hear from one of our loyal customers Chribba: "I STARTED TAKING COLLATEROL, AND NOW I AM A TRUSTED 3RD PARTY!!!!. THANK YOU COLLATEROL!!!!"
"[*] Uncontrollable laughing" < this =) |
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition Insurance Fraud.
170
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Posted - 2013.02.01 07:50:00 -
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No loitering. There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency. |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
89
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Posted - 2013.02.01 09:08:00 -
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Damn you Alex, you made me login to the forums just so I could give you a "Like". I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends. |
Cooyaw
Cajun Fast Mart
15
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Posted - 2013.02.01 15:32:00 -
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http://imgur.com/XZGKrHM |
Barakach
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
147
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Posted - 2013.02.01 16:14:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:Well me just cut to the chase... Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan. The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one) ANYWAYS Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014 Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. ( ) API Key? If requested, certainly not. How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything... Collatorol The first CONCORD approved drug to reduce the desire to scam people. Collatorol is not to be taking outside of your pod Common Side Effects may include:
- Headaches
- Fatigue
- Dry Mouth
- Heart Palpitations
- Stomach Ulcers
- Kidney Stones
- Flaking and peeling of the dermis ( skin )
- bleeding out of the eyes,ears,nose, rectum and/or urethra
- Subdermal hematoma
- pulmonary embolism
- terminal vertigo
- heart attack
- leg attack
- brain attack
- shark attack
- Uncontrollable laughing
- desire to consume cheese or other dairy products
- strange desire for a blood sacrifice ( usually a goat )
Collaterol is to be injected straight into the heart up to 6 times a day.
Collaterol has a 95% success rate. And is guaranteed to make you trustworthy. Hear from one of our loyal customers Chribba: "I STARTED TAKING COLLATEROL, AND NOW I AM A TRUSTED 3RD PARTY!!!!. THANK YOU COLLATEROL!!!!"
I pooped my pants - Family Guy Reference |
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CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
2013
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Posted - 2013.02.01 16:33:00 -
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Trolling is against the rules of this forum. Do not post troll threads and do not respond to troll threads. New Eden Community Representative GÇ+ New Eden Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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