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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2013.02.05 00:36:00 -
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You know you're doing "bad" right when someone calls your cell phone and demands the isk you've taken from them. Yes, folks, I just crossed into the Twilight Zone where Eve really is real, and people take their in-game problems into the real world. A world where real men sent prank calls from prankdial.com and breathe heavily into the phone when they call you from Google Voice five times before working up the nerve to finally utter a word.
Hey Mr. Google World Champion, I'm sure you'll read this eventually. Thanks for the memories, I'm gonna be telling this story for a while.
Sincerely,
Robert
(inside joke, he'll get it). Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Tallian Saotome
Papercut Syndicate Nuclear Arms Exchange
906
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Posted - 2013.02.05 00:38:00 -
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please tell us you recorded it and are in the process of posting this to the interwebs for our enjoyment. Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |
Jonah Gravenstein
The Burning Lotus
5417
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Posted - 2013.02.05 00:42:00 -
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Some people just can't seperate reality from fantasy, it takes a special kind of moron to carry a virtual grievance into the real world, also what Tallian said, if you recorded it please post it for the lols.
I am Ohm of Borg, Resistance is Voltage/Current. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2566
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Posted - 2013.02.05 00:45:00 -
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It was somewhat unexpected, and I don't make a habit of recording my calls and honestly wouldn't know how to if I needed to. It went something like this:
*Phone rings. I see it's the Google Voice number, yet again. I answer with...*
Me: This is Bob. Google World Champion: Hello, *name*? Me: No, this is Bob. GWC: When will *name* be back? Me: There's no one here by that name. This is my cell phone, dude. Just me. GWC: What's your name? Me: Robert Davidson. GWC: And there's no *name* there? Me: No, dude. Sorry.
*click* Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
loyalanon
The Conference Elite Rainbow Dash Friends
82
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Posted - 2013.02.05 00:48:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:It was somewhat unexpected, and I don't make a habit of recording my calls and honestly wouldn't know how to if I needed to. It went something like this:
*Phone rings. I see it's the Google Voice number, yet again. I answer with...*
Me: This is Bob. Google World Champion: Hello, *name*, you owe me some I - S -K (yes, he spelled it out) Me: Who is this? GWC: Take a guess. Probably one of the hundreds of people you've robbed. Me: What are you talking about? GWC: Is this *name*? Me: No, man. This is Bob. Weren't you listening? GWC: When will *name* be back? Me: There's no one here by that name. This is my cell phone, dude. Just me. GWC: What's your name? Me: Robert Davidson. GWC: And there's no *name* there? Me: No, dude. Sorry.
*click*
edit: I was getting dinner with a friend when that call came in. He looked rather confused when I said my name was Bob.
And yes, I want this guy to know what I did to him.
Please tell me background story? |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2568
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Posted - 2013.02.05 00:57:00 -
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loyalanon wrote:Please tell me background story? Assuming he is who I think he is, I don't know the whole story. You see, I had nothing to do with what was done to him. Some of my corpmates did a mean thing to him (gasp!) and I contributed heavily to the ensuing trollfest. Somehow in his warped carebear little brain, he's concluded that my presence in a chat session makes me liable for something I wasn't even witness to.
Real winner, this one. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2568
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Posted - 2013.02.05 00:59:00 -
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Also, I should note that my monocle is worth more than his entire loss. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
602
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Posted - 2013.02.05 01:20:00 -
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For the full story, have a blog post: I love links. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2568
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Posted - 2013.02.05 01:33:00 -
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Well, so much for being subtle and not giving out his name :) Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Vojk
Diminished Responsibility
249
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Posted - 2013.02.05 01:48:00 -
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I want an 'I am gay' medal.
Jelly.
Also jelly of stalker.
Too much jelly for words.
/jelly |
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Tallian Saotome
Papercut Syndicate Nuclear Arms Exchange
906
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Posted - 2013.02.05 02:29:00 -
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Sure do hope he decides to post in this thread
Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2570
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Posted - 2013.02.05 02:32:00 -
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Tallian Saotome wrote:Sure do hope he decides to post in this thread
I sort of picture him sitting at his computer seething in anger, his mouth involuntarily opening and closing as he reads this thread over and over while the realization that his vain attempts at intimidation have resulted only in him being publicly mocked. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
rareden
The Skunkworks
11
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Posted - 2013.02.05 02:40:00 -
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WOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!! that dude is beyond mad, you could get him banned lol. ooohhh the rage that would insure from that. This probably falls under personal threat or harassment of some kind. Absolutely hilarious. Someone contact the cancer research firm, these tears can cure cancer. |
Tallian Saotome
Papercut Syndicate Nuclear Arms Exchange
906
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Posted - 2013.02.05 02:49:00 -
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rareden wrote:WOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!! that dude is beyond mad, you could get him banned lol. ooohhh the rage that would insure from that. This probably falls under personal threat or harassment of some kind. Absolutely hilarious. Someone contact the cancer research firm, these tears can cure cancer. If both live in the US, he could charge him with terroristic threat, which obviously is a pretty serious charge nowadays.
My wife drove someone into leaving the country to hide from the law for making similar threats recently.
Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2570
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Posted - 2013.02.05 03:34:00 -
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Well, the fun's semi-over. He involved a family member in one of his childish pranks and I had to lay down the law. I don't expect any more hilarity to come of it, but this is definitely one for the storybooks.
Remember, guys. Eve is REAL. And if you can't get revenge on your enemy there, order them pizza. Because that'll teach them. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2572
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Posted - 2013.02.05 06:42:00 -
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Aaaaand it makes Redditt:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/17wm8l/being_harassed_because_of_eveonline_and_i_dont/ Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
243
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Posted - 2013.02.05 07:11:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
And yet the carebears call people like us sociopaths... |
culo duro
Federal Enslavement
5
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Posted - 2013.02.05 07:46:00 -
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Adriel Malakai wrote:FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote: And yet the carebears call people like us sociopaths...
Sometimes i wonder wether it's me or them too. Usually ends up being my a buddy of mine, but you know. |
BadAssMcKill
Ghost Headquarters The Ghost Army
99
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Posted - 2013.02.05 07:46:00 -
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Is that a blaster Legion in the second Raven kill or are my eyes broken Starships were meant to fly~ |
culo duro
Federal Enslavement
5
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Posted - 2013.02.05 07:52:00 -
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BadAssMcKill wrote:Is that a blaster Legion in the second Raven kill or are my eyes broken
your eyes shall last a few more years good sir. |
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2574
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Posted - 2013.02.05 08:08:00 -
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http://pastebin.com/dB5VbPf9
I was forced to get all serious for a while there. Some highlights:
"But you had to HOLD ME HOSTAGE."
"I fought back the only way I could."
"No man should have more power over me than I have over me."
"What is the difference between oppression on the internet and oppression in real life? Ask the Egyptians before you answer."
"I WOULD HAVE STOPPED IF YOU ASKED. It does not make it right, I know. But its important for me to know that you understand the simplest of manners: listen and attempt to accomodate someone when they ASK something of you. THAT is what being nice is. "
Translation: One example of being nice is harassing someone until politely asked to stop. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Yim Sei
Ontogenic Achronycal PLC
54
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Posted - 2013.02.05 08:54:00 -
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Dont get me wrong, nothing against griefing - used to do it myself (alt) but always makes me smile when a 'badass' griefer has to post 'just in case' hes getting stalked lol.
I mean dude you griefed him, now hes griefing you - and doing a pretty good job of it if you ask me.
Eve is a game of consequences, you got to understand that your 'trolling' after the fact has hurt his feelings - thats RL man, you r just getting RL trolled in return.
Now for all this crying 'waah waah, its just a game' - well when someone rages its RL - accept the consequences ...**** theres chinese WoW players getting beheaded for less.
There are lots of RL consequences to this game - dare I say tech moons, RMT, CCP, Plex manipulation.
.......Duuuuuude EVE IS REAL!!! lol Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts. |
Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
603
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Posted - 2013.02.05 09:01:00 -
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You sincerely think that things done inside this game are the same as things done outside this game? Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
culo duro
Federal Enslavement
5
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Posted - 2013.02.05 09:02:00 -
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Yim Sei wrote:Dont get me wrong, nothing against griefing - used to do it myself (alt) but always makes me smile when a 'badass' griefer has to post 'just in case' hes getting stalked lol.
I mean dude you griefed him, now hes griefing you - and doing a pretty good job of it if you ask me.
Eve is a game of consequences, you got to understand that your 'trolling' after the fact has hurt his feelings - thats RL man, you r just getting RL trolled in return.
Now for all this crying 'waah waah, its just a game' - well when someone rages its RL - accept the consequences ...**** theres chinese WoW players getting beheaded for less.
There are lots of RL consequences to this game - dare I say tech moons, RMT, CCP, Plex manipulation.
.......Duuuuuude EVE IS REAL!!! lol
Eve is a game, if your internet spaceship blows up it's real feelings don't confuse that with taking it outside the game. Sorry to say broh but you're living too much in eve. |
Cyprus Black
The Learning Curve.
651
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Posted - 2013.02.05 09:09:00 -
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I wish to be this bad someday where players ingame are so enraged by my behavior that they look me up IRL.
No really, it sounds like an awesome state of being. "Good luck coming after me IRL. I live on a Naval base. Those MA's may look armed and menacing but they really don't mind civilians attempting to sneak in. Honest." Trolling is like art. Anyone can finger paint, but it takes true talent to create a masterpiece. |
Yim Sei
Ontogenic Achronycal PLC
54
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Posted - 2013.02.05 09:17:00 -
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culo duro wrote:Yim Sei wrote:Dont get me wrong, nothing against griefing - used to do it myself (alt) but always makes me smile when a 'badass' griefer has to post 'just in case' hes getting stalked lol.
I mean dude you griefed him, now hes griefing you - and doing a pretty good job of it if you ask me.
Eve is a game of consequences, you got to understand that your 'trolling' after the fact has hurt his feelings - thats RL man, you r just getting RL trolled in return.
Now for all this crying 'waah waah, its just a game' - well when someone rages its RL - accept the consequences ...**** theres chinese WoW players getting beheaded for less.
There are lots of RL consequences to this game - dare I say tech moons, RMT, CCP, Plex manipulation.
.......Duuuuuude EVE IS REAL!!! lol Eve is a game, if your internet spaceship blows up it's real feelings don't confuse that with taking it outside the game. Sorry to say broh but you're living too much in eve.
No You are missing the point entirely.
Put your brains in gear and read.............
Personally myself I couldnt give a damn what happens in game - understand? if so good.
I am simply saying that there are consequences to all actions, believe it or not even in RL.
I'm not sure how the kids are growing up these days - maybe you are all too soft, or believe the world is soft.
As scrubby kids if we picked on the fat kid in school and made him cry, it was accepted if he had a nutter for big brother he would kick seven bells of **** out of us.
How do you solve this? - easy dont pick on the fat kid with the psycho big brother.
If you dont understand this then I just hope you somehow survive RL (maybe you live in the RL version of hi-sec)
What you going to do when the disgruntled asian WoW player raises his katana - tell him its only a game?
http://blog.knowyourmoney.co.uk/index.php/2010/02/5-real-life-video-game-tragedies/ Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts. |
culo duro
Federal Enslavement
5
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Posted - 2013.02.05 09:32:00 -
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Yim Sei wrote:culo duro wrote:Yim Sei wrote:Dont get me wrong, nothing against griefing - used to do it myself (alt) but always makes me smile when a 'badass' griefer has to post 'just in case' hes getting stalked lol.
I mean dude you griefed him, now hes griefing you - and doing a pretty good job of it if you ask me.
Eve is a game of consequences, you got to understand that your 'trolling' after the fact has hurt his feelings - thats RL man, you r just getting RL trolled in return.
Now for all this crying 'waah waah, its just a game' - well when someone rages its RL - accept the consequences ...**** theres chinese WoW players getting beheaded for less.
There are lots of RL consequences to this game - dare I say tech moons, RMT, CCP, Plex manipulation.
.......Duuuuuude EVE IS REAL!!! lol Eve is a game, if your internet spaceship blows up it's real feelings don't confuse that with taking it outside the game. Sorry to say broh but you're living too much in eve. No You are missing the point entirely. Put your brains in gear and read............. Personally myself I couldnt give a damn what happens in game - understand? if so good. I am simply saying that there are consequences to all actions, believe it or not even in RL. I'm not sure how the kids are growing up these days - maybe you are all too soft, or believe the world is soft. As scrubby kids if we picked on the fat kid in school and made him cry, it was accepted if he had a nutter for big brother he would kick seven bells of **** out of us. How do you solve this? - easy dont pick on the fat kid with the psycho big brother. If you dont understand this then I just hope you somehow survive RL (maybe you live in the RL version of hi-sec) What you going to do when the disgruntled asian WoW player raises his katana - tell him its only a game? http://blog.knowyourmoney.co.uk/index.php/2010/02/5-real-life-video-game-tragedies/
You're thinking too much about stuff. I'm aware that some people only want to live because of games, and they take it all personally and stuff if someone makes that an unhappy experience for them. Just as OP have shown, but to me it's all RP. |
Yim Sei
Ontogenic Achronycal PLC
54
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Posted - 2013.02.05 09:38:00 -
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culo duro wrote:Yim Sei wrote:culo duro wrote:Yim Sei wrote:Dont get me wrong, nothing against griefing - used to do it myself (alt) but always makes me smile when a 'badass' griefer has to post 'just in case' hes getting stalked lol.
I mean dude you griefed him, now hes griefing you - and doing a pretty good job of it if you ask me.
Eve is a game of consequences, you got to understand that your 'trolling' after the fact has hurt his feelings - thats RL man, you r just getting RL trolled in return.
Now for all this crying 'waah waah, its just a game' - well when someone rages its RL - accept the consequences ...**** theres chinese WoW players getting beheaded for less.
There are lots of RL consequences to this game - dare I say tech moons, RMT, CCP, Plex manipulation.
.......Duuuuuude EVE IS REAL!!! lol Eve is a game, if your internet spaceship blows up it's real feelings don't confuse that with taking it outside the game. Sorry to say broh but you're living too much in eve. No You are missing the point entirely. Put your brains in gear and read............. Personally myself I couldnt give a damn what happens in game - understand? if so good. I am simply saying that there are consequences to all actions, believe it or not even in RL. I'm not sure how the kids are growing up these days - maybe you are all too soft, or believe the world is soft. As scrubby kids if we picked on the fat kid in school and made him cry, it was accepted if he had a nutter for big brother he would kick seven bells of **** out of us. How do you solve this? - easy dont pick on the fat kid with the psycho big brother. If you dont understand this then I just hope you somehow survive RL (maybe you live in the RL version of hi-sec) What you going to do when the disgruntled asian WoW player raises his katana - tell him its only a game? http://blog.knowyourmoney.co.uk/index.php/2010/02/5-real-life-video-game-tragedies/ You're thinking too much about stuff. I'm aware that some people only want to live because of games, and they take it all personally and stuff if someone makes that an unhappy experience for them. Just as OP have shown, but to me it's all RP.
Tbh I wouldnt say thinking too much, because it doesnt take too much effort.
Sometimes I get a bit exasperated how out of touch some are with reality, probably through playing to many games - who knows. all the 'I'm a bad bad man' stuff in game such as trolling or ganking for (RL) tears and then running to mummy (CCP) when it gets too real for them lol
Guess I'm just a bitter (RL) vet ;) Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts. |
Nyla Skin
Maximum fun chamber
203
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Posted - 2013.02.05 09:49:00 -
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Yim Sei wrote: I mean dude you griefed him, now hes griefing you - and doing a pretty good job of it if you ask me.
Dude, everything ingame is fair game. Outside of game is where it becomes serious.
I don't know about you, but I believe I would have grounds to call police in my country. (depending how bad this out of game 'harassment' is). |
culo duro
Federal Enslavement
5
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Posted - 2013.02.05 10:24:00 -
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Nyla Skin wrote:Yim Sei wrote: I mean dude you griefed him, now hes griefing you - and doing a pretty good job of it if you ask me.
Dude, everything ingame is fair game. Outside of game is where it becomes serious. I don't know about you, but I believe I would have grounds to call police in my country. (depending how bad this out of game 'harassment' is).
Here have my like. |
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