Ashay
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Posted - 2005.07.14 22:32:00 -
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Here's a little something I tossed up recently in the Carribean:
(With apologies to Queen)
Kessie's use to be really sweet, Zero Zero is way too low, Getting a freighter an impossible feat, missles now really blow, Inflation, it's killing the game, Big corps have too many treats, Travel time is too long of a trip The Gankers have him beat.
Another newb's whiney post. Another newb's whiney post. And another one's on, and another one's on. Another newb's whiney post. Hey, he pays the same as you! Another newb's whiney post.
Sec cans don't let him mine for long, Containers don't explode, Insurance gives you back what was pwned, And He can't find any drones, The new skills: too long to train, and they need to be more cheap, I'm bored of EvE, what's the point, The new voice is too bleak.
Another newb's whiney post. Another newb's whiney post. And another one's on, and another one's on. Another newb's whiney post. Hey, he pays the same as you! Another newb's whiney post.
Sec hits take to long to get back, Bookmarks break the game, I won't ever be fly'in a dread, Research lotto is lame, He can't make I-S-K anymore, He doesn't understand the patch, Risk/Reward is unbalanced again, log timers should be scratched
Another newb's whiney post. Another newb's whiney post. And another one's on, and another one's on. Another newb's whiney post. Hey, he pays the same as you! Another newb's whiney post.
Another newb's whiney post. Another newb's whiney post. Another newb's whiney post. Another newb's whiney post. There are too many ways to steal from a corp, And bring the newb to the ground, People beat him, People cheat him, People treat him bad and grieve him When heÆs down, Never happy, never satisfied, Newb's all like to complain, So they'll all say "don't read it then," not shut the f**k up and play the game,
Another newb's whiney post Another newb's whiney post And another one's on, and another one's on Another newb's whiney post Hey, he pays the same as you! Another newb's whiney post
.... what did I miss? Yeah, I added another verse, cause there was just so much material to work with. Anyone else want to add a verse? Before anyone getts their ******* in a knot I mean this in a lighthearted kinda way.
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