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Jonah Gravenstein
Gordian Knot Holdings
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Posted - 2013.02.13 20:42:00 -
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Sounds like fun.
Found the original people that did space Buzkashi, it was The Bastards. http://i-pirate.blogspot.co.uk/2010/03/bushkashi-shield-gank-hurricanes-and.html
Looks like my memory is slightly faulty, I got a few details worng.
I am Ohm of Borg, Resistance is Voltage/Current. |
Gorn Arming
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
192
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Posted - 2013.02.13 22:00:00 -
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As soon as an important player gets tackled, Goonswarm will hotdrop 1500 players onto the field and the tidi will begin.
Hurrhurr blobbing. |
Cephalus
Epic Logistic Dawn of Transcendence
8
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:09:00 -
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I think Minmatar would win, While Amarr prays for goal, Gallente stands and debate tactics and Caldari is busy trying to bribe the judges. |
Fredfredbug4
The Scope Gallente Federation
409
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:13:00 -
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Caldari would win easily. They would simply bribe referees and buy the other race's best players.
Afterall, isn't that how these sports work in the real world? I accidentally my assets, is this bad?-á |
Arronicus
Brave Newbies Inc.
186
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:19:00 -
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Considering this is how many thousands of years into the future, and genetic research and development would have allowed it;
Crocodile Men. They fumble the football lots, but they've got this crazy tackle that tends to leave the other team a mess. |
Arronicus
Brave Newbies Inc.
186
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:20:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote:Caldari would win easily. They would simply bribe referees and buy the other race's best players.
Afterall, isn't that how these sports work in the real world?
In other news, Fredfredbug4 found dead in his home. Fifa referees seen leaving the house being led by seeing eye dogs. |
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
610
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:54:00 -
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Gorn Arming wrote:As soon as an important player gets tackled, Goonswarm will hotdrop 1500 players onto the field and the tidi will begin.
Hurrhurr blobbing.
So goons would first dogpile then after all other alliances dogpile they'd complain to CCP err I mean the refs & all other alliances would get penalized while Goons are given a PLEX for pointing out an exploight? Ripard Teg-á for CSM 8 |
fukier
RISE of LEGION
825
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:56:00 -
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Fredric Wolf wrote:I think the Gallente would win because they are French and have football in their blood.
huh? the alouettes are horrible.
I say minmatar they got all the large players. At the end of the game both the pawn and the Queen go in the same box. |
Glathull
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
134
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:59:00 -
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Kate stark wrote:none of them would win. none of them know the rules. it'd be like watching 2 cats trying to paint the mona lisa with paintball guns and blowtorches.
I would watch that. To repeat, the skill split is scheduled for the big Summer 2013 expansion. ~CCP Fozzie |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
886
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Posted - 2013.02.14 00:06:00 -
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ISD would win, because they'd just ban everyone who beat them. EvE Forum Bingo |
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Nariya Kentaya
Tartarus Ventures Surely You're Joking
343
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Posted - 2013.02.14 04:52:00 -
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None, since any and all New Eden citizens are hardcore enough to play and enjoy a rough game of Rugby.
Rugby, the only contact-sport where men rigthfully fear their female opponents. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
225
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Posted - 2013.02.14 12:10:00 -
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Aracimia Wolfe wrote:Amarr would win naturally. As it is our divine right and decreed by the gods. Silly heathens.
That's obviously what any amarrian would say, until...
Skorpynekomimi wrote:Generally, the amarr, being wusses, would be beaten in the first game, and forced to retire. The gallente, being french, would surrender to the caldari capitalists, who then would be outperformed by the minmatar.
also, Amarr only believe in ONE god. silly girl.
also #2: Caldari are slow while Gallente are the real men who excel at hull tanking. they'd just pull the clothes off the Caldari team and call it a day. But they'd never beat Minmatar. |
Joran Dravius
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
21
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Posted - 2013.02.14 12:18:00 -
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Fredric Wolf wrote:I think the Gallente would win because they are French and have football in their blood.
They would surrender half way through the game and go eat snobby, overpriced cheese and wine while chatting up the guys on the other team's bench.
Obviously the Amarr would win. The Minmatar are our slaves so we'll just order them to throw the game and the Caldari will also throw the game if we bribe them enough. Even Caldari soccer teams are corporations. Plus god won't let us lose. |
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
568
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Posted - 2013.02.14 14:30:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:also #2: Caldari are slow while Gallente are the real men who excel at hull tanking. they'd just pull the clothes off the Caldari team and call it a day.
Clothes off they could probably charm minmatar/amarr/caldari chicks while playing chippendale, but shortest range guns would probably make them laugh loud before they get back to alpha strikes
In short, Minmatar wins. *removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1231
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Posted - 2013.02.14 15:12:00 -
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I will just let you know: the referee would be Amarrian.
Draw your own conclussion. CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
51
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Posted - 2013.02.14 15:43:00 -
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Fredric Wolf wrote:I think the Gallente would win because they are French and have football in their blood.
Minmatar, they're fastest. Also they'll just alpha strike the gallente defense into oblivion. There's nothing a million chinese guys can't do cheaper. |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
51
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Posted - 2013.02.14 15:44:00 -
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DarthNefarius wrote:Amarr would win of course because they breed big black slaves on Vitoc for all the positions except quarterback
Are You talking about american football or real football? There's nothing a million chinese guys can't do cheaper. |
Fredric Wolf
BSC LEGION Tactical Narcotics Team
4
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Posted - 2013.02.14 15:48:00 -
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With this thread it would be really cool if CCP had the create pole ability like some other forums have. |
Warpshade
Warped Industries
42
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Posted - 2013.02.14 16:31:00 -
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Caldari would clearly win, being capatlistic about everything, they probably have tonnes of professional sport players/teams to entertain the masses for monies! Then with the corruption of Sport, Caldari probably use that capitalistic wealth to completely corrupt the games in their favour.
Cheat to win! |
Gal'o Sengen
State War Academy Caldari State
88
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Posted - 2013.02.14 17:14:00 -
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Brutor. There's just not much of a competition when one side is 8 feet tall and weighs as much as a small bear. |
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Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
270
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Posted - 2013.02.15 00:19:00 -
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Brutor look tough, but Gallente would win. We'd use drones. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2757
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Posted - 2013.02.15 01:32:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Soccer is football, American football is handegg. Actually, both are football.
Soccer fans have no sense of history. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2757
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Posted - 2013.02.15 01:33:00 -
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Fredric Wolf wrote:With this thread it would be really cool if CCP had the create pole ability like some other forums have. I too endorse the idea of pole dancing in the forums. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Finn Yr
The Scope Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2013.02.15 02:01:00 -
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Glathull wrote:Goons, probably. Maybe the Russians. They would RMT the refs, and distract you with bikini cheerleaders.
literally lol'd at the thought of massive portly goons trying to do active things without there rascals.
For Goon activities watch Peter Griffins fat convention.
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stoicfaux
2355
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Posted - 2013.02.15 02:51:00 -
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Amarr would win because it's the team owners that win.
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Joran Dravius
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
31
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Posted - 2013.02.15 07:30:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:DarthNefarius wrote:Amarr would win of course because they breed big black slaves on Vitoc for all the positions except quarterback Are You talking about american football or real football? American football is real football. I don't understand the question. |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
579
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Posted - 2013.02.15 07:53:00 -
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Ronix Aideron wrote:I am confused. Do you mean Football or the gay sport called soccer? American Football? This gay sport where you wear protection like little girls? Ah I see...
"Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Shan'Talasha Mea'Questa
The Perfect Harvesting Experience
84
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Posted - 2013.02.18 17:49:00 -
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Charles the Miner wrote:Ronix Aideron wrote:I am confused. Do you mean Football or the gay sport called soccer? Sorry, majority rules, it's football
First lose the padding, then we can talk.
Joran Dravius wrote:American football is real football. I don't understand the question.
Why isn't it called American Handball? The ball spends more time in their hands than on their feet. |
Cari Cullejen
Thukker Tribe Holdings Inc. Gathering Of Nomadic Explorers
21
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Posted - 2013.02.19 09:14:00 -
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1. Gallente is not France, a country that began with kings and queens.
2. Caldari are more like nationalists then capitalists
3. All your arguments are invalid, Jove would special breed superior athletes that would kick our butts in either sports. Well... I guess you could infect the entire team with their virus... In love with CCP Sunset, and maybe-áCCP t0rfifrans :3 |
Steve Spooner
Divine Spirit DSM Strategic Operations Brigade
0
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Posted - 2013.02.19 10:44:00 -
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The slave race. |
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