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Heimdallofasgard
Apex Overplayed Coalition Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2013.02.14 21:36:00 -
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You know EVE-O? Solo PVP is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman...
You've got to make sure you scan the space, look out for juicy targets.
You've gotta make the right approach, dictate the range, target them up and let your EWAR skills do the talking.
Then... if they decide to engage, you let rip with the big guns, work their shields, hold them down and strip their armor, let the adrenaline flow...
Make sure you get beneath their guns and hold your reps, then eat at their structure until they pop.
But always ALWAYS make sure you put those "gudfights" in local, and, heh... Stick around, they might have some friends coming. Kick Heim... MATE |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2135
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Posted - 2013.02.14 21:40:00 -
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....so always say 'gf' after relations. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Courtney Fish
Perkone Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.02.14 21:40:00 -
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wot u **** ure relations? |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
1045
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Posted - 2013.02.14 22:00:00 -
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Fat Tony says: "Never bring a knife to a gunfight."
/just as relevant
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
RichtPaul
Shadow Industries I
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Posted - 2013.02.14 22:52:00 -
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This scares me. |
GreenSeed
216
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Posted - 2013.02.14 22:54:00 -
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stealth nerf highsec thread? |
YuuKnow
boom-town
643
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Posted - 2013.02.15 00:02:00 -
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That sounded more like sexual assault than anything....
please stop sharing.
yk |
Joran Dravius
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
26
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Posted - 2013.02.15 02:46:00 -
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Heimdallofasgard wrote:Solo PVP is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman... I have to spend a long time hunting first, it costs a lot and afterwards she tells her friends how bad I was? |
stoicfaux
2355
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Posted - 2013.02.15 02:49:00 -
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Posting in a stealth violence against women thread... err wait, what?
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Ix Method
Rumors Of Survival
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Posted - 2013.02.15 03:30:00 -
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DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
5376
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Posted - 2013.02.15 06:59:00 -
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Say What?
DMC |
Denarus Arran
Point Precision Tactical Narcotics Team
8
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Posted - 2013.02.15 07:26:00 -
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Boobs. PEWPEWPEW |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
579
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Posted - 2013.02.15 08:08:00 -
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Heimdallofasgard wrote:You know EVE-O? Solo PVP is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman...
You've got to make sure you scan the space, look out for juicy targets.
You've gotta make the right approach, dictate the range, target them up and let your EWAR skills do the talking.
Then... if they decide to engage, you let rip with the big guns, work their shields, hold them down and strip their armor, let the adrenaline flow...
Make sure you get beneath their guns and hold your reps, then eat at their structure until they pop.
But always ALWAYS make sure you put those "gudfights" in local, and, heh... Stick around, they might have some friends coming.
A wise man once said: Never bring a solo Stilletto if your opponent is counting on big guns.
"Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
7163
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Posted - 2013.02.15 08:47:00 -
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Someone teach me some PVP so I can get a girl!
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Beltze Sorgin
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
8
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Posted - 2013.02.15 09:45:00 -
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There's no mention of fine wines, Belgian chocolates & the smell of a pipe |
HellBent KillingSpree
Republic University Minmatar Republic
74
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Posted - 2013.02.15 09:46:00 -
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You have been thinking of how to word this for far too long havent you? You may have been more accurate had you had an opposite sex encounter to compare this with, but dont worry im sure it will happen.........eventually.......even if you have to pay for it. "Dont let your kids play on the weekends unless you like exposing your children to several thousand drunk and drug addicts" An unbiased Amazon players review |
Beltze Sorgin
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2013.02.15 11:25:00 -
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Some people just haven't seen the Fast Show!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Toni
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HellBent KillingSpree
Republic University Minmatar Republic
75
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Posted - 2013.02.15 12:20:00 -
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my work here is done. "Dont let your kids play on the weekends unless you like exposing your children to several thousand drunk and drug addicts" An unbiased Amazon players review |
Glasgow Dunlop
Gigaverse The Imperial Senate
51
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Posted - 2013.02.15 12:35:00 -
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Heim, I can just you doing 'him' doing that at that london meet last week, was the your line to CCP Guard? Glasgow Meet 2nd March https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197756&find=unread |
stoicfaux
2361
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Posted - 2013.02.15 13:44:00 -
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/taps_foot_impatiently
I'm still waiting for the Tippia, V, and/or the Goon Economic Team to respond with the "market PvP" version.
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