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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
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Posted - 2013.02.18 19:35:00 -
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...enjoying some quick lunch because the cafeteria is closed today. As I sat there eating my steak and cheese breakfast burrito, my attention was turned towards a groundskeeper was were busy trimming the trees in the parking lot. More specifically, it was focused on the tool that he was using and it occurred to me that these just might be the greatest zombie hand to hand tools ever. Chainsaws!
Wait, what? Dietrich you moron, everyone knows to grab chainsaws during the zombie apocalypse!
Ah, but these aren't just any chainsaw, these are pole chainsaws! That's right, put a good 9' of distance between you and something that wants to have you for lunch! I was impressed with the finesse the groundskeeper had as he trimmed some of the upper branches and I realized that this thing could be as effective as a Naginata, a gasoline powered chain Naginata.
Along with all the greatness that the typical chainsaw provides, you also have the ability to used the long stem to push back one of those crazy ravenous monsters without the threat of losing half a hand to poor grip locations. Furthermore, like the model shown above with that small 25cc motor, you effectively have a weighted blunt end that swing can swing around like a crazed lumberjack for if or when you run out of gas, although a morbidly creative person would just find a way to lock the trigger and use both sides at the same time like a true apocalyptic road warrior.
I see now that I am going to have to add this to my arsenal when the zombie apocalypse happens. While many of you will get treed in a high place with your baseball bat or katana wondering what to do next, I'll be perched happily in my spot gleefully sawing off the heads of my victim zombie friends 6' below me. |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2013.02.18 19:44:00 -
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Now i know. |
Khergit Deserters
704
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Posted - 2013.02.18 19:55:00 -
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Awesome! Just don't forget to wear your protective eyewear when using chainsaws on zombies. Safety First. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2207
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Posted - 2013.02.18 20:31:00 -
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Destination SkillQueue wrote: EvE needs to make these for young capsuleers. If it wasnt for these messages as a kid, I would totally have drank alcohol in the bathroom because of peer pressure, played with downed powerlines and ridden my bike in traffic.
Boy1: Come on Johnny, shoot that hauler, itll be fun. Johnny: I dont know guys...it seems like a bad idea. Shipwreck: Did I hear someone wanted to gank a hauler? Both kids: SHIPWRECK! Shipwreck: You know kids (que muted inpsirational GIJoe musak) ,Haulers take valuable items from where theyre manufactured to the trade hubs so everyone can buy them in one convienient place. This also presents an important ganking opportunity where alot of that stuff will drop...including plex. Always use a cargo scanner to see if the potential drop is worth it. Johnny: Thanks Shipwreck! Now I know! Shipwreck: And knowing is half the battle!
(Chorus Line) Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
7980
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Posted - 2013.02.18 21:18:00 -
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Depends on the type of zombie... walking dead slow type, that is great!
28 days later super rabies type... not so great "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1064
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Posted - 2013.02.18 21:33:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Depends on the type of zombie... walking dead slow type, that is great!
28 days later super rabies type... not so great
I'll always reference the slow shamblers in my zombie related posts. While I thoroughly enjoyed 28 days later I will never ever consider it a zombie movie, but rather just a movie about a super disease and makes people crazy. There's no eating of bodies, no turning of the dead, and no controlled head shots. Not zombie. |
Sab Sab Five
Purging Maelstrom Sicarius Draconis
27
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Posted - 2013.02.18 23:45:00 -
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the canadian tuxedo makes for excellent armor as well, in RL, not the movies.
while branch saws might seem great for cutting off heads, they really are more for smaller branches, and remember, the longer a device is, the harder it is to aim. Not to mention that it will get tied up at a distance, and even slow zombies will close that distance fast.
I recommend getting a friend to wear a riot shield and block for you, as you saw your way to Macy's. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2783
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Posted - 2013.02.18 23:54:00 -
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Chainsaws require fuel (or batteries). They are also inherently noisy. This is the worst possible combination: a hand-to-hand weapon that summons more and more zombies and then runs out of fuel.
If I had to pick just one thing to fight zombies with, it would be a wood ax, or maybe a pickax. No worries about running out of ammo/fuel/power, no noise, and it's quite useful outside of combat. A second choice would probably be a shovel.
Things I would never try to use: - Sword: it's made for stabbing and slicing, which isn't an ideal solution for destroying a brain protected by a skull. Also, requires high skill level. - Shotgun: low ammo capacity means constant (and slow) reloading, and it would have limited range before losing its stopping power. - Blunt objects of any kind: You'll be exhausted by the time you beat the fifth zombie's head in. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
494
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Posted - 2013.02.19 00:11:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Chainsaws require fuel (or batteries). They are also inherently noisy. This is the worst possible combination: a hand-to-hand weapon that summons more and more zombies and then runs out of fuel.
If I had to pick just one thing to fight zombies with, it would be a wood ax, or maybe a pickax. No worries about running out of ammo/fuel/power, no noise, and it's quite useful outside of combat. A second choice would probably be a shovel.
Things I would never try to use: - Sword: it's made for stabbing and slicing, which isn't an ideal solution for destroying a brain protected by a skull. Also, requires high skill level. - Shotgun: low ammo capacity means constant (and slow) reloading, and it would have limited range before losing its stopping power. - Blunt objects of any kind: You'll be exhausted by the time you beat the fifth zombie's head in.
You are officially part of my Zombie survival team, code named: Bait wumbo |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
7991
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Posted - 2013.02.19 00:14:00 -
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Eli Green wrote:FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Chainsaws require fuel (or batteries). They are also inherently noisy. This is the worst possible combination: a hand-to-hand weapon that summons more and more zombies and then runs out of fuel.
If I had to pick just one thing to fight zombies with, it would be a wood ax, or maybe a pickax. No worries about running out of ammo/fuel/power, no noise, and it's quite useful outside of combat. A second choice would probably be a shovel.
Things I would never try to use: - Sword: it's made for stabbing and slicing, which isn't an ideal solution for destroying a brain protected by a skull. Also, requires high skill level. - Shotgun: low ammo capacity means constant (and slow) reloading, and it would have limited range before losing its stopping power. - Blunt objects of any kind: You'll be exhausted by the time you beat the fifth zombie's head in. You are officially part of my Zombie survival team, code named: Bait
My weapon of choice is to walk away fairly briskly... not too briskly as I don't want to get tired while I casually saunter away from the zombies "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2783
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Posted - 2013.02.19 00:20:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:My weapon of choice is to walk away fairly briskly... not too briskly as I don't want to get tired while I casually saunter away from the zombies
Right up until their hungry moaning attracts the zombies from the direction you're walking and you're surrounded.
No seriously, evasion is the best solution. If the world is overrun with zombies no one is going to single-handedly wipe out the threat. Just go where they aren't, make yourself a safe place, and then kill any that come your way.
I enjoy the thought exercise of planning for a zombie apocalypse. I know where I'd go, how I'd secure the area, and how I'd subsist for the long term. I've also got plans for the zombies once my family is safe. Hint: it doesn't involve terminating them. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
7998
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Posted - 2013.02.19 00:34:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:My weapon of choice is to walk away fairly briskly... not too briskly as I don't want to get tired while I casually saunter away from the zombies Right up until their hungry moaning attracts the zombies from the direction you're walking and you're surrounded.
Then I'll push them over "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1064
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Posted - 2013.02.19 00:59:00 -
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Sab Sab Five wrote:I recommend getting a friend to wear a riot shield and block for you, as you saw your way to Macy's.
Madness? |
Jonah Gravenstein
Gordian Knot Holdings
5804
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:06:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:Sab Sab Five wrote:I recommend getting a friend to wear a riot shield and block for you, as you saw your way to Macy's. Madness?
Leonidas would be proud.
The rallying cry should be "THIS IS HUSQVARNA!!"
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and everybody in it. |
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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1099
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:20:00 -
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My weapon of choice would clearly be the Lee Enfield
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Rain6637
Team Evil
475
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:24:00 -
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are we allowed to post pictures of guns here? http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Jonah Gravenstein
Gordian Knot Holdings
5806
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:36:00 -
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.303 or the 7.62 conversion?
I learnt to shoot in the cadets using one of those , still have mine, licence has lapsed and we have silly gun laws here so it's been deactivated.
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and everybody in it. |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1068
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:44:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:.303 or the 7.62 conversion? I learnt to shoot in the cadets using one of those , still have mine, licence has lapsed and we have silly gun laws here so it's been deactivated.
Or .308, that's what I've got. Guaranteed to pop a zombie at 300 yards clean and alert every other zombie within 3 miles. Something tells me that t-shirt is a Day-z joke because the first thing my friends told me was if I find a Enfield to just leave it. One shot will call every zombie in town to your location. |
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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1100
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:48:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:are we allowed to post pictures of guns here?
Regarding posting, always feel free to check the forum rules for the particular sub-forum and the overall forum rules. These are the rules that govern the threads, and if you find your post may fall under a rule, I'd advise against posting that content.
With regards to guns, remember to keep this rule in mind and ensure that your image doesn't violate any of these rules:
Quote:11. Immediate banning from the forum can result from any of the following:
The posting of pornography; discriminatory remarks which are sexually explicit, harmful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, obscene, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive; excessive obscene or vulgar language; posts which discuss or illustrate illegal activity; providing links to sites that contain any of the aforementioned.
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2789
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:48:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote: that's what I've got. Guaranteed to pop a zombie at 300 yards clean and alert every other zombie within 3 miles. Something tells me that t-shirt is a Day-z joke because the first thing my friends told me was if I find a Enfield to just leave it. One shot will call every zombie in town to your location. Which leads to an amusing tactic: suicide swarming. Spot a group of guys working the town, creep in as close to them as you can with nothing be an enfield, and then fire off as many shots as you can, possibly hitting a few of them in the process.
When the swarm finishes the job, your friends loot the corpses and you respawn a few times until you land close enough to them to reconnect. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
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Rain6637
Team Evil
476
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:52:00 -
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Ty ISD Cyberdine.
I had this made last month, uses AK bullets and is full-auto ready. needs a bottom half that accepts AK magazines and then it's cherry. It's the gun I decided would be perfect through deployments (one of the special forces guys had something similar, but with a silencer on it.) here it is where it sits on my desk where I can enjoy it while I pew (yo dawg...)
I have a Glock 19 Gen 4 though I think I want the Gen 3 instead
this is next
then I'm done purchasing guns, forever. those are the weapons I would carry on me like a zombie apoc urban assault sam fisher http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
8004
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Posted - 2013.02.19 02:17:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Micheal Dietrich wrote: that's what I've got. Guaranteed to pop a zombie at 300 yards clean and alert every other zombie within 3 miles. Something tells me that t-shirt is a Day-z joke because the first thing my friends told me was if I find a Enfield to just leave it. One shot will call every zombie in town to your location. Which leads to an amusing tactic: suicide swarming. Spot a group of guys working the town, creep in as close to them as you can with nothing be an enfield, and then fire off as many shots as you can, possibly hitting a few of them in the process. When the swarm finishes the job, your friends loot the corpses and you respawn a few times until you land close enough to them to reconnect.
This is the exact same Saiga I got... right down to the muzzle brake. http://www.keepshooting.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/a/saiga-410-shotgun-for-sale-b.jpg
Except I haz a high capacity magazine... semi auto shotguns are awesome for zombie swarms
This is the same magazine I haz.... I won't customize the saiga to that extent... I like the basic look of mine "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1073
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Posted - 2013.02.19 17:28:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Chainsaws require fuel (or batteries). They are also inherently noisy. This is the worst possible combination: a hand-to-hand weapon that summons more and more zombies and then runs out of fuel.
If I had to pick just one thing to fight zombies with, it would be a wood ax, or maybe a pickax. No worries about running out of ammo/fuel/power, no noise, and it's quite useful outside of combat. A second choice would probably be a shovel.
Things I would never try to use: - Sword: it's made for stabbing and slicing, which isn't an ideal solution for destroying a brain protected by a skull. Also, requires high skill level. - Shotgun: low ammo capacity means constant (and slow) reloading, and it would have limited range before losing its stopping power. - Blunt objects of any kind: You'll be exhausted by the time you beat the fifth zombie's head in.
Running out of fuel, ammo and batteries is a huge misconception with many zombie enthusiasts, or at least those in the states.
For ammo - as we all know, the US has a lot of guns. Stock piles of them to be exact. And for these guns we have enormous amounts of ammo so we may spend hours upon hours shooting said guns. For this reason alone it has been stated numerous times that a zombie apocalypse would not last long in the states because as soon as one dead bugger starts shambling everyone within 3 blocks of him will be whipping out their pistol.
Now for the sake of an argument, lets say that the initial disease was some super fast moving airborne carrier to start and it later evolved to the kill, resurrect, and bite procedure. The only way for the zombie apocalypse to work is for this disease to infect at least 80% of the population in one go. By doing this you suddenly free up a ton of guns and several tons of ammo that can be found almost everywhere you go. Private homes alone could be packing up to a dozen rifles with several hundred rounds of ammunition not touched if the defenders got hit by the microscopic killer. Police stations and prisons now carry a large variety of stockpiled weapons and have storerooms full of ammo. Guns stores and pawn shops would provide you again with a large variety of weapons but only one would be carrying ammo. And then there's the Guard and their armory.
You might claim that all of these places would be already looted, but that would be statistically unlikely. And even if they are/were, well those items have to go somewhere, they simply don't get lost into obscurity. And even if you have trouble finding usable ammo, there are bound to be dozens of shell casings laying about everywhere, and pretty much any sporting good store you visit will sell refill kits. You haven't exactly got a job anymore, so unless you plan on spending every waking moment looking for a zombie to kill you should be able to set aside some time to make bullets. The only 2 ways that one could truly run out of ammo is if they bunker down and refuse to leave which is just bad to do in the first place, or if they find themselves having an incredibly bad day and they get surrounded on all sides by a monstrous horde of zombies, in which case they would be screwed anyways.
Gas - This will probably be the easiest item to find, and it will suddenly be in bulk. A quick statistic check shows that there are some 300 million registered vehicles currently in the states. Now if you have ever seen movies like zombieland, I am legend, or the tv show The Walking Dead, you will eventually see a scene where large groups of vehicles are blocking the hero's paths. Every single one of these cars is a little gas station. The gas doesn't simply disappear after the owners turn, it stays inside of that tank for years and years until it eventually goes bad. And hopefully by that time the actual invasion is gone and a new civilization is forming in Nebraska, but that's for a later discussion. All you need is a couple of Jerry cans, lots of hose, and a hand pump.
Battery - pretty much the same logic applies to batteries as it does bullets. How many various shops can we think of off the tops of our heads that sell batteries. And again, even if they aren't seen in a store, you are more than likely to find them in a home. My desk at home has a couple of AA 8 packs by itself, and then there is the rest of the house. We aren't going to find ourselves in a situation where there is a nutcase in a fallout shelter holding on to 200 thousand packages of batteries so he can power his toothbrush.
Keep in mind that today's infrastructure, just for the US, is supporting almost 350 million people and their daily needs. Even if we do a generous 10% initial survival rate that means that we now have 45 million people spread out in a nation design to support 350 million people. Yes the gears have stopped but items don't go directly from the factory to the store, there are warehouses everywhere stocked with whatever you need. It just becomes a matter of how hard is it to get to them.
As for me, in actuality I would be packing guns. 2 things have always bugged me about people who decide to go with the hand weapon only route: 1 - if you allow a zombie to get close enough for hand to hand, you are not a horrible job of evasion. 2- hand to hand usually becomes a very bloody affair, we've seen it in every movie. The issue here is that the disease is in the blood so essentially you are choosing to parlay with a ticking time bomb. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2839
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Posted - 2013.02.21 09:18:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:Running out of fuel, ammo and batteries is a huge misconception with many zombie enthusiasts, or at least those in the states.
For ammo - as we all know, the US has a lot of guns. Stock piles of them to be exact. And for these guns we have enormous amounts of ammo so we may spend hours upon hours shooting said guns. For this reason alone it has been stated numerous times that a zombie apocalypse would not last long in the states because as soon as one dead bugger starts shambling everyone within 3 blocks of him will be whipping out their pistol.
Now for the sake of an argument, lets say that the initial disease was some super fast moving airborne carrier to start and it later evolved to the kill, resurrect, and bite procedure. The only way for the zombie apocalypse to work is for this disease to infect at least 80% of the population in one go. By doing this you suddenly free up a ton of guns and several tons of ammo that can be found almost everywhere you go. Private homes alone could be packing up to a dozen rifles with several hundred rounds of ammunition not touched if the defenders got hit by the microscopic killer. Police stations and prisons now carry a large variety of stockpiled weapons and have storerooms full of ammo. Guns stores and pawn shops would provide you again with a large variety of weapons but only one would be carrying ammo. And then there's the Guard and their armory.
You might claim that all of these places would be already looted, but that would be statistically unlikely. And even if they are/were, well those items have to go somewhere, they simply don't get lost into obscurity. And even if you have trouble finding usable ammo, there are bound to be dozens of shell casings laying about everywhere, and pretty much any sporting good store you visit will sell refill kits. You haven't exactly got a job anymore, so unless you plan on spending every waking moment looking for a zombie to kill you should be able to set aside some time to make bullets. The only 2 ways that one could truly run out of ammo is if they bunker down and refuse to leave which is just bad to do in the first place, or if they find themselves having an incredibly bad day and they get surrounded on all sides by a monstrous horde of zombies, in which case they would be screwed anyways. When did I say anything about running out of ammo? I said shotguns are a bad idea.
Micheal Dietrich wrote:Gas - This will probably be the easiest item to find, and it will suddenly be in bulk. A quick statistic check shows that there are some 300 million registered vehicles currently in the states. Now if you have ever seen movies like zombieland, I am legend, or the tv show The Walking Dead, you will eventually see a scene where large groups of vehicles are blocking the hero's paths. Every single one of these cars is a little gas station. The gas doesn't simply disappear after the owners turn, it stays inside of that tank for years and years until it eventually goes bad. And hopefully by that time the actual invasion is gone and a new civilization is forming in Nebraska, but that's for a later discussion. All you need is a couple of Jerry cans, lots of hose, and a hand pump. Sure hope the zombies don't mind taking a time out to siphon the gas out of a car when your chainsaw uses up the two liters it can hold in its tank.
Micheal Dietrich wrote:Battery - pretty much the same logic applies to batteries as it does bullets. How many various shops can we think of off the tops of our heads that sell batteries. And again, even if they aren't seen in a store, you are more than likely to find them in a home. My desk at home has a couple of AA 8 packs by itself, and then there is the rest of the house. We aren't going to find ourselves in a situation where there is a nutcase in a fallout shelter holding on to 200 thousand packages of batteries so he can power his toothbrush. I'm talking about batteries that power something that can be used as a weapon, and what happens when you discharge it during a fight. You're talking about access to stockpiles. Completely different topic.
Micheal Dietrich wrote:1 - if you allow a zombie to get close enough for hand to hand, you are not a horrible job of evasion. Remember that the noise of a gun could attract more. Some times a shovel to the head is the safest way to deal with the problem. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
4561
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Posted - 2013.02.21 09:56:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote: Sometimes a shovel to the head is the safest way to deal with a problem. I like this. There is no need to limit this kind of thinking to a zombie scenario. |
mr ed thehouseofed
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2013.02.21 09:58:00 -
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you cant double tap with a chainsaw real gamers only need one toon-á |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1080
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Posted - 2013.02.21 12:27:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote: When did I say anything about running out of ammo? I said shotguns are a bad idea.
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Chainsaws require fuel (or batteries). They are also inherently noisy. This is the worst possible combination: a hand-to-hand weapon that summons more and more zombies and then runs out of fuel.
If I had to pick just one thing to fight zombies with, it would be a wood ax, or maybe a pickax. No worries about running out of ammo/fuel/power, no noise, and it's quite useful outside of combat.
The last line is what I'm referenced to. No worries about running out of ammo, fuel, or power.
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Sure hope the zombies don't mind taking a time out to siphon the gas out of a car when your chainsaw uses up the two liters it can hold in its tank.
This is making an assumption that one would be shooting/hacking zombies 24/7 with absolutely no time for a break. If that is the situation then gas is out of the question anyways because you will eventually run out of stamina yourself and be overran. Take the show the walking dead for example, how many times do we see somebody just standing around.
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:I'm talking about batteries that power something that can be used as a weapon, and what happens when you discharge it during a fight. You're talking about access to stockpiles. Completely different topic.
No I'm talking about the same thing. Places will still have stockpiles. And to cover 2 quotes with one sentence, I have an older chainsaw that will last for several hours on a tank of gas. I'm sure that battery power saws will last longer and a battery is small enough to carry on oneself. Just how long do you intend on staying in a location if zombies show up?
Micheal Dietrich wrote:1 - if you allow a zombie to get close enough for hand to hand, you are not a horrible job of evasion. Remember that the noise of a gun could attract more. Some times a shovel to the head is the safest way to deal with the problem.[/quote]
Key word here is sometimes. Say you need to get out of a certain exit, but there are a good 20 zombies there. You are 50 ft away currently. Which would you prefer to do battle with, small arms or a shovel? |
Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
8557
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Posted - 2013.02.21 14:49:00 -
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Since the Z-virus is only affecting humans, I would probably just go with some trained animals to get rid of those nasty zombies. A pack of hyenas sounds like a reasonable solution, their stomaches could even digest the rotting meat without any food poisoning. Or a giant mantis. Mantises like to kill their prey by ripping off their heads, so a 12 ft mantis would be the best counter to a zombie invasion. A friend of mine works in a gene lab- I should write him a mail and ask him what he needs to breed me a 12 ft mantis. Please don't feed me. |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1083
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Posted - 2013.02.21 15:06:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote: Or a giant mantis. Mantises like to kill their prey by ripping off their heads, so a 12 ft mantis would be the best counter to a zombie invasion. A friend of mine works in a gene lab- I should write him a mail and ask him what he needs to breed me a 12 ft mantis.
And the best part is with a12 ft mantis you can easily ride it into battle. You should consider using the pole saw as a lance. |
Talemecus Valta
Freemasons Corporation
106
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Posted - 2013.02.21 15:06:00 -
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What you really need is a silenced weapon.
Preferably one that has a high magazine capacity.
For a sidearm, an M9 Beretta, with extended magazine, red dot scope, and a high quality suppresor/silencer.
For a Primary weapon, for general use, an assault rifle set to single shot use, a B-Mag, red dot scope or a 4x Acog scope, and a high quality suppresor/silencer.
And for those times when you can't be bother to walk, a high place where the zombies can't get you, ie a tower with retractable ladder.
In the tower, a Cheytac Intervention Sniper Rifle, or an Accuracy International, AWP Magnum Sniper Rifle (.308), extended mag, high power scope, bipod, comfy mattress to lie on, and a high quality suppressor/silencer.
That's my choice, shame I live in the UK otherwise I'd be displaying them on the wall in my house. Only 40 rounds per gun... I hate reloading in the middle!
I'll make it through each day, Singing DEATH OR GLORY!!!! |
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