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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2013.02.21 16:31:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:are we allowed to post pictures of guns here?
That-¦s like asking if you can post nude pics of trannies in a brazilian forum.
No but yes. Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
206
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Posted - 2013.02.22 04:22:00 -
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Chainsaws are also useful weapons against whales. Stand up and fight plankton kill the whales! |
c4binfever
Morte Aut Gloria
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Posted - 2013.02.22 08:19:00 -
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nobody has mentioned crossbows yet. silent, but deadly :> |
Talemecus Valta
Freemasons Corporation
106
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Posted - 2013.02.22 09:33:00 -
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c4binfever wrote:nobody has mentioned crossbows yet. silent, but deadly :>
Crossbows are effective, even more so if you get a pump action crossbow.
However, they do take a while to reload. Only 40 rounds per gun... I hate reloading in the middle!
I'll make it through each day, Singing DEATH OR GLORY!!!! |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1087
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Posted - 2013.02.22 14:30:00 -
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c4binfever wrote:nobody has mentioned crossbows yet. silent, but deadly :>
Well this was more about discovering a new weapon rather than cycling through the usual line up but you are more than welcome to use a crossbow.
Or you can be awesome like Lars. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
811
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Posted - 2013.02.22 16:04:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:Ah, but these aren't just any chainsaw, these are pole chainsaws! That's right, put a good 9' of distance between you and something that wants to have you for lunch! I was impressed with the finesse the groundskeeper had as he trimmed some of the upper branches and I realized that this thing could be as effective as a Naginata, a gasoline powered chain Naginata. Yup. Polesaws are awesome. Hardly new, but still awesome. Got my first powered polesaw about ten years ago, used it until it broke - The trees were scared of me! Replaced it (more robust model) and got one for my father and my brother-in-law, too. You can see the trees actually try to run when we show up for a bit of limbing.
Thing is, they're not so fast and easy to wield as a you'd think. No naginata-style combat moves, and they cut much slower than, say, a good old-fashioned Husqvarna 350.
Still, a valid anti-zombie tool. I reccomend you get the Husqvarna, and give the polesaws to a couple tall friends friends - they reach over your shoulders and do disabling cuts at a distance, you stand in front and do the finising work. Remember - In the zombie apocalypse, you always want someone covering your back! Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
811
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Posted - 2013.02.22 16:11:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
- Shotgun: low ammo capacity means constant (and slow) reloading, and it would have limited range before losing its stopping power.
You haven't met the KSG yet, have you? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kel-Tec_KSG
Quote:- Blunt objects of any kind: You'll be exhausted by the time you beat the fifth zombie's head in. Bar mace. Essentialy a heavy metal bar, with one end wrapped in tape. And if you're bashing heads, you're doing it wrong - You break joints and limbs. Crippled zombie == mission kill, and that's enough.
Reasonably fit person can swing a two- or three-pound bar for a long time, and that's enough to do the job.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Khergit Deserters
718
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Posted - 2013.02.22 17:08:00 -
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I want a Lee Enfield, but I'm going to have to settle for a Ruger 10/22. OK, go ahead and laugh, I know mine is smaller than yours. But it's about the right rifle for teaching my daughter to shoot. (She proposed it, not me).
The Ruger won't be enough for zombies, but for that I have a made in India broadsword, a stainless steel katana, and a Stanley Fubar. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
8603
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Posted - 2013.02.22 17:18:00 -
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What about acid? I never seen acid used in any zombie movie..and there should be plenty of battery acid available from all the derelict cars once the zombie apocalypse has started. Also a combine harvester should be quite effective against zombies...haven't seen this in any movie yet, either. Please don't feed me. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
813
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Posted - 2013.02.22 17:24:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:I want a Lee Enfield, but I'm going to have to settle for a Ruger 10/22. OK, go ahead and laugh, I know mine is smaller than yours. But it's about the right rifle for teaching my daughter to shoot. (She proposed it, not me). The Ruger won't be enough for zombies, but for that I have a made in India broadsword, a stainless steel katana, and a Stanley Fubar. Don't sell the Ruger short. You just have to be a better shot (Let your daughter handle the rifle - women ternd to be better shots, provided equal training and experience). I know some Sneaky-Pete types who used a suppressed Nylon 66 (.22 rimfire) for popping the point man when ambushing Viet Cong and NVA patrols. Just required someone who could reliably shoot a guy in the eye at 15 or 20 yards. Jombies? You can probaly let them get a bit closer.
Use the Fubar. Break joints and wreck eyeballs. Then you can just walk away. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1090
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Posted - 2013.02.22 17:45:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:What about acid? I never seen acid used in any zombie movie..and there should be plenty of battery acid available from all the derelict cars once the zombie apocalypse has started. Also a combine harvester should be quite effective against zombies...haven't seen this in any movie yet, either.
Acid would take forever so unless you have time to be demented I wouldn't suggest it. The harvester reminds me of this mission. |
Khergit Deserters
718
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Posted - 2013.02.22 18:53:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:What about acid? I never seen acid used in any zombie movie..and there should be plenty of battery acid available from all the derelict cars once the zombie apocalypse has started. Also a combine harvester should be quite effective against zombies...haven't seen this in any movie yet, either. Combine harvester, LOL Hate to see what would come out of that grain feeder chute thing on side.... If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
825
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Posted - 2013.02.22 18:58:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:What about acid? I never seen acid used in any zombie movie..and there should be plenty of battery acid available from all the derelict cars once the zombie apocalypse has started. Also a combine harvester should be quite effective against zombies...haven't seen this in any movie yet, either. Combine harvester, LOL Hate to see what would come out of that grain feeder chute thing on side.... Whatever it is, two things are sure: 1) It'll be chunky, and 2) you don't want any of it on you. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1090
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Posted - 2013.02.22 19:43:00 -
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silens vesica wrote: Thing is, they're not so fast and easy to wield as a you'd think. No naginata-style combat moves
I take it this has been tested in your back yard after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol? |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
828
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Posted - 2013.02.22 20:24:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:silens vesica wrote: Thing is, they're not so fast and easy to wield as a you'd think. No naginata-style combat moves
I take it this has been tested in your back yard after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol? I can neither confirm nor deny.
I will note some interesting marks on the siding, though... Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Jonah Gravenstein
Universal Corporate Repossession Inc.
5938
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Posted - 2013.02.22 22:14:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:Acid would take forever so unless you have time to be demented I wouldn't suggest it. The harvester reminds me of this mission.
There was actually a mission for that? I wasted many hours driving through towns in the combine turning the local population in meat patties, just for the fun of it.
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and everybody in it. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
833
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Posted - 2013.02.22 22:27:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Micheal Dietrich wrote:Acid would take forever so unless you have time to be demented I wouldn't suggest it. The harvester reminds me of this mission. There was actually a mission for that? I wasted many hours driving through towns in the combine turning the local population in meat patties, just for the fun of it. GTA: You're doing it right. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Jonah Gravenstein
Universal Corporate Repossession Inc.
5943
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Posted - 2013.02.22 23:10:00 -
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Can you imagine the carnage if GTA V turns out to be both a sandbox and an MMO?
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and everybody in it. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
834
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Posted - 2013.02.23 00:11:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Can you imagine the carnage if GTA V turns out to be both a sandbox and an MMO? Why, yes. Yes I can. Especially if Neapolitans are in the general mix with Americans.
Can you imagine the fear-filled frenzy that clueless parents and the media will whip up? It's also pretty astonishing... Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Jonah Gravenstein
Universal Corporate Repossession Inc.
5944
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Posted - 2013.02.23 00:15:00 -
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silens vesica wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Can you imagine the carnage if GTA V turns out to be both a sandbox and an MMO? Why, yes. Yes I can. Especially if Neapolitans are in the general mix with Americans. Can you imagine the fear-filled frenzy that clueless parents and the media will whip up? It's also pretty astonishing...
And that is why Rockstar should make it so, angry, clueless parents, media and politicians are hilarious, their tears taste better as well.
Manhunt was one of the best examples of the frenzy you talk of, and tbh it was nearly as much fun watching the media kick off as it was murdering NPCs with a plastic bag or a shank.
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and everybody in it. |
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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
835
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Posted - 2013.02.23 00:48:00 -
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I was thinking more of the GTA: Hot Coffee mod, myself. Wow! Whatta circus! Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
KaarBaak
261
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Posted - 2013.02.24 04:34:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:My weapon of choice is to walk away fairly briskly... not too briskly as I don't want to get tired while I casually saunter away from the zombies Right up until their hungry moaning attracts the zombies from the direction you're walking and you're surrounded. Then I'll push them over
I use the same defense as when attacked by bears: You don't have to be faster than the bears/zombies, you just have to be faster than another person in your group. A baseball bat to your "buddies" knee will keep the zombies busy while you walk away quietly.
KB |
Rain6637
Team Evil
529
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Posted - 2013.02.24 07:27:00 -
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so there i was sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
851
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Posted - 2013.02.24 09:11:00 -
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KaarBaak wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:My weapon of choice is to walk away fairly briskly... not too briskly as I don't want to get tired while I casually saunter away from the zombies Right up until their hungry moaning attracts the zombies from the direction you're walking and you're surrounded. Then I'll push them over I use the same defense as when attacked by bears: You don't have to be faster than the bears/zombies, you just have to be faster than another person in your group. A baseball bat to your "buddies" knee will keep the zombies busy while you walk away quietly. KB Rule #1: Cardio.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
10030
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Posted - 2013.02.24 11:17:00 -
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silens vesica wrote:KaarBaak wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:My weapon of choice is to walk away fairly briskly... not too briskly as I don't want to get tired while I casually saunter away from the zombies Right up until their hungry moaning attracts the zombies from the direction you're walking and you're surrounded. Then I'll push them over I use the same defense as when attacked by bears: You don't have to be faster than the bears/zombies, you just have to be faster than another person in your group. A baseball bat to your "buddies" knee will keep the zombies busy while you walk away quietly. KB Rule #1: Cardio.
Damn straight.
I do enjoy spit balling survival plans with my friends, it makes you think about the world in a different perspective.
Here's a question, in a zombie apocalypse (shamblers, not runners or resident evil style virus kind of 28 days later), how do you think you'd fair and please try be honest.
For myself, badly. If facing traditional zombies, I live in a country that is hot, dry, and very rarely gets snow, so I'd have no winter to help me out. There isnt enough food for the people and we'd probably have our neighbours declare war on us to try claim resources or be flooded by refugees. Unless we quarantined ourselves which might be possible if the threat was taken seriously. So I figure I probably have a 15-20% chance of making it out unbitten / being murdered for my stuff. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
860
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Posted - 2013.02.25 02:16:00 -
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Graygor wrote:
Here's a question, in a zombie apocalypse (shamblers, not runners or resident evil style virus kind of 28 days later), how do you think you'd fair and please try be honest.
For myself, badly. If facing traditional zombies, I live in a country that is hot, dry, and very rarely gets snow, so I'd have no winter to help me out. There isnt enough food for the people and we'd probably have our neighbours declare war on us to try claim resources or be flooded by refugees. Unless we quarantined ourselves which might be possible if the threat was taken seriously. So I figure I probably have a 15-20% chance of making it out unbitten / being murdered for my stuff.
Depends on where I am when the outbreak happens. I'm out of shape, but I have many effective anti-zombie weapons, and a good hold-up. OTOH, it's a one-time retreat if I attract too much attention. If I manage to stay hidden for a couple days, I have about a 50-50 chance. If not, less than 10%. If the outbreak happens whilst I'm at work, I'm stuffed.
If, OTOH, the outbreak happens whilst i'm near my father's place - AND he's not been bitten - I'm good to go. We could camp there until all the zombies have rotted away to skeletons, and then some.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
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