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irishFour
Mobile Meth Lab Monkeys
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:26:00 -
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Now, I know what your thinking, why...... Well, my gf watches old episodes of "Murder She Wrote," and i contend that Jessica Fletcher (the main character that solves all the murders) is the greatest serial killer of all time. There is absolutely no way she could coincidentally show up and be in the middle and connected to all of those murders.
Therefore I theorize that Jessica Fletcher was not only the greatest serial killer ever, but also the best "framer" ever. Framing over 200 different people for murders she committed.
I will accept all of your comments supporting my conclusion. Thank you
I like to have my cake and eat it too |
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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1101
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Posted - 2013.02.19 02:12:00 -
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Dexter is the best...
...hands down. ISD Cyberdyne Ensign Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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irishFour
Mobile Meth Lab Monkeys
59
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Posted - 2013.02.19 02:18:00 -
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ISD Cyberdyne wrote:Dexter is the best...
...hands down.
Dexter not on a 13 year run with over 200 kills, he cant even sit at the adult table with Jessica Fletcher
I like to have my cake and eat it too |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
8004
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Posted - 2013.02.19 02:20:00 -
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Jack the Ripper "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1069
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Posted - 2013.02.19 02:25:00 -
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The greatest serial killer is the one who hasn't been caught yet. |
irishFour
Mobile Meth Lab Monkeys
59
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Posted - 2013.02.19 02:30:00 -
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hence Jessica Fletcher, retired in peace, everyday thinking about the 200 murders she omitted and framed other people for. I like to have my cake and eat it too |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
3495
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Posted - 2013.02.19 03:00:00 -
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They need to alert the cast of Downton Abbey then. Angela Lansbury hosted a special about it ! Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.-á-á-á-á-á-á - Oscar Wilde - 1870's |
stoicfaux
2395
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Posted - 2013.02.19 03:23:00 -
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Big Tobacco.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
8007
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Posted - 2013.02.19 03:24:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:The greatest serial killer is the one who hasn't been caught yet.
Jack the Ripper... "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Onyx Nyx
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
232
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Posted - 2013.02.19 03:47:00 -
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Eh. Got nothing on time itself. I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more. |
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
8007
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Posted - 2013.02.19 03:54:00 -
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Onyx Nyx wrote:Eh. Got nothing on time itself.
We've on to time already... it's just in the interests of justice we haven't filed charges "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
279
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Posted - 2013.02.19 09:20:00 -
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Now that you mention it, she does look a bit suspicious. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm864982784/tt0086112 |
baltec1
Bat Country
5298
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Posted - 2013.02.19 09:34:00 -
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******.
He has been on our screens for 80 years and killed billions. |
DanFraser
Eternal Profiteers Eternal Syndicate
6
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Posted - 2013.02.19 10:27:00 -
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ISD Cyberdyne wrote:Dexter is the best...
...hands down.
Me and the missus like the series so much we named our son Dexter! |
Sarok Zateki
Marabu Red Cat Nomad Society
4
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Posted - 2013.02.19 13:10:00 -
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The Predators. |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
9639
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Posted - 2013.02.19 13:13:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Onyx Nyx wrote:Eh. Got nothing on time itself. We've on to time already... it's just in the interests of justice we haven't filed charges
Why did this remind me of the bit frompÇÇRestaurant at the end of the universe about the bit about life being in contempt of court.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
3496
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Posted - 2013.02.19 13:26:00 -
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Nero in Star Trek (2009) for wiping out all but 10,000 Vulcans. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.-á-á-á-á-á-á - Oscar Wilde - 1870's |
Kirjava
EVE Protection Agency Unclaimed.
610
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Posted - 2013.02.19 13:35:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Nero in Star Trek (2009) for wiping out all but 10,000 Vulcans. Is there a tipping point beyond which a serial killer becomes Genocidal?
Not seeing much refferences to the big H here, or to Temujin. Upper boundry of Temujin (aka Genghis Khan was 17.1% of the human race killed by his conquest of Eurasia, an empire spanning Korea to the border of the Roman Empire.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Sarok Zateki
Marabu Red Cat Nomad Society
4
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:03:00 -
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Kirjava wrote:Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Nero in Star Trek (2009) for wiping out all but 10,000 Vulcans. Is there a tipping point beyond which a serial killer becomes Genocidal? Not seeing much refferences to the big H here, or to Temujin. Upper boundry of Temujin (aka Genghis Khan was 17.1% of the human race killed by his conquest of Eurasia, an empire spanning Korea to the border of the Roman Empire.
After a certain point it becomes stadistics. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
3496
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:24:00 -
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Kirjava wrote:Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Nero in Star Trek (2009) for wiping out all but 10,000 Vulcans. Is there a tipping point beyond which a serial killer becomes Genocidal?
Yes there is, but it introduces a 100% chance the thread will go all wrong from that point. That subject is nothing but a Troll Magnet unfortunately. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.-á-á-á-á-á-á - Oscar Wilde - 1870's |
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Kristopher Rocancourt
Quality Assurance The Marmite Collective
35
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:34:00 -
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Christopher Dorner. |
Kirjava
EVE Protection Agency Unclaimed.
614
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:49:00 -
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Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:Christopher Dorner. Who?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
751
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:01:00 -
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DanFraser wrote:ISD Cyberdyne wrote:Dexter is the best...
...hands down. Me and the missus like the series so much we named our son Dexter! I hope, when he becomes able to walk, that you learn how to sleep with one eye open...
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
751
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:26:00 -
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Kirjava wrote:Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:Christopher Dorner. Who? Guy doesn't even qualify as a serial killer. Spree killer, at worst.
Harold Shipman, I think. Though he's got some close competition - Gilles de Rais (sword-brother to Joan d'Arc) went for little boys. Hundreds ot them. Both of them surpass Ms. Lansbury (pretending the OP's clever conciet to be real).
edit: Also, Luis Alfredo Garavito Cubillos. 140, minimum - maybe as many as 300. Which latter number, if true, puts him past Shipman.
further edit: Elizabeth Bathory. Winner. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Khergit Deserters
707
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Posted - 2013.02.19 18:46:00 -
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Graygor wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Onyx Nyx wrote:Eh. Got nothing on time itself. We've on to time already... it's just in the interests of justice we haven't filed charges Why did this remind me of the bit frompÇÇRestaurant at the end of the universe about the bit about life being in contempt of court. And that reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut's First District Court of Thankyou. If somebody had been ungrateful to you, you could haul them into court and make them say thank you. But 90% of the defendants preferred going to the slammer over saying it. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1222
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Posted - 2013.02.19 18:55:00 -
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caligula |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
753
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Posted - 2013.02.19 19:02:00 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:caligula When you do it with the power of government behind you, isn't it more like Democide? Or at least 'policy?' Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Sarok Zateki
Marabu Red Cat Nomad Society
5
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Posted - 2013.02.19 22:53:00 -
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Richard Kuklinski the iceman |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
613
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Posted - 2013.02.20 13:08:00 -
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El Monstruo de los Andes ... for me anyway. , also the Russian Serial killer that filmed his kills Anatoly Slivko, which are simply madness and nihilism, his films are around the net but honestly steer away from them, you will gain nothing from them.
There was also a well known and famous killer in my country, and greatly known for the fact that he killed people, then cooked them and sold the resulting entrail soup (called mondongo down here, but done with animal entrails) to locals and regular truckmen that happened to pass by near his "bridge". He was known as the Hannibal Lecter of the Andes to foreigners, the "Comegente" to us. Dorangel Vargas, he-¦s from the same region I am from , lots of crazy people there, something about the mountains. Even the local indigenous tribes were strange ...
As a curious side note, the Local Bus Terminal in San Cristobal, the capital of my state, is decorated wall to wall with paintings of the most famous crazy people from the city, and I kid you not, they even have short bios and their behavior, some were known for singing nonstop, others from driving in imaginary cars in traffic and others for laughing all day ... My mountain tribe is strange, I admit, and most of us are usually quite deranged. Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
8505
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Posted - 2013.02.20 15:07:00 -
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Wait..the Andes in Panama? I didn't know the Andes reached into Panama. I learn something new here every day. Please don't feed me. |
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