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343guilty1
The Red Circle Inc.
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Posted - 2013.02.23 05:51:00 -
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Are your fleets lackluster and boring? Do you often find yourself saying, "This is a boring roam?" Well Fret no more! We have the thing for you!
Introducing Drunken PVP! The surefire way to make sure your pilots are having fun while blowing stuff up! The Rules: 1. Take a drink every time you jump systems. Includes WH and Bridging, if your system names changes drink! 2. Take an extra drink if you jump early! Party Foul, bad bad lemming 3. Take a shot whenever you score a kill! 4. Take another shot for the pod! 5. Finish your drink if you are killed! 6. If they enemy trolls you in local, take a shot because that's how we deal with the pain of their mean words. 7. Apply other rules as you please (One of my favorites is having members finish reports to the fleet by saying "In my ass" which is especially fun for scouts) If they fail to follow the rules, you guessed it, Drink!
Please let me know your thoughts and outcomes of playing, and remember always drink responsibly and don't let concord catch you flying drunk! |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
1057
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Posted - 2013.02.23 06:03:00 -
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Or, as I like to call it, Tuesday.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
Jonah Gravenstein
Universal Corporate Repossession Inc.
5951
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Posted - 2013.02.23 06:06:00 -
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Drunken PvP is the best kind of PvP.
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and everybody in it. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
2005
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Posted - 2013.02.23 07:33:00 -
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343guilty1 wrote:Introducing Drunken PVP! The surefire way to make sure your pilots are having fun while blowing stuff up! The Rules: 1. Take a drink every time you jump systems. Includes WH and Bridging, if your system names changes drink! 2. Take an extra drink if you jump early! Party Foul, bad bad lemming 3. Take a shot whenever you score a kill! 4. Take another shot for the pod! 5. Finish your drink if you are killed! 6. If they enemy trolls you in local, take a shot because that's how we deal with the pain of their mean words. 7. Apply other rules as you please (One of my favorites is having members finish reports to the fleet by saying "In my ass" which is especially fun for scouts) If they fail to follow the rules, you guessed it, Drink! Under these rules... everyone in Faction Warfare would have to have their stomachs pumped... in less than an hour. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
343guilty1
The Red Circle Inc.
6
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Posted - 2013.02.23 07:57:00 -
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ShahFluffers wrote:343guilty1 wrote:Introducing Drunken PVP! The surefire way to make sure your pilots are having fun while blowing stuff up! The Rules: 1. Take a drink every time you jump systems. Includes WH and Bridging, if your system names changes drink! 2. Take an extra drink if you jump early! Party Foul, bad bad lemming 3. Take a shot whenever you score a kill! 4. Take another shot for the pod! 5. Finish your drink if you are killed! 6. If they enemy trolls you in local, take a shot because that's how we deal with the pain of their mean words. 7. Apply other rules as you please (One of my favorites is having members finish reports to the fleet by saying "In my ass" which is especially fun for scouts) If they fail to follow the rules, you guessed it, Drink! Under these rules... everyone in Faction Warfare would have to have their stomachs pumped... in less than an hour. But think of all the fun they would have! |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2264
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Posted - 2013.02.23 08:06:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Drunken PvP is the best kind of PvP. There are other kinds? lol |
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CCP BunnyVirus
C C P C C P Alliance
231
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Posted - 2013.02.23 12:13:00 -
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343guilty1 wrote:Are your fleets lackluster and boring? Do you often find yourself saying, "This is a boring roam?" Well Fret no more! We have the thing for you!
Introducing Drunken PVP! The surefire way to make sure your pilots are having fun while blowing stuff up! The Rules: 1. Take a drink every time you jump systems. Includes WH and Bridging, if your system names changes drink! 2. Take an extra drink if you jump early! Party Foul, bad bad lemming 3. Take a shot whenever you score a kill! 4. Take another shot for the pod! 5. Finish your drink if you are killed! 6. If they enemy trolls you in local, take a shot because that's how we deal with the pain of their mean words. 7. Apply other rules as you please (One of my favorites is having members finish reports to the fleet by saying "In my ass" which is especially fun for scouts) If they fail to follow the rules, you guessed it, Drink!
Please let me know your thoughts and outcomes of playing, and remember always drink responsibly and don't let concord catch you flying drunk!
we call it dev caravan
3D Artist |
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Whitehound
944
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Posted - 2013.02.23 12:19:00 -
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Works with apple juice, too. Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |
Pewty McPew
EVE Corporation 2357451
222
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Posted - 2013.02.23 12:24:00 -
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Wait, you mean you can PVP without being drunk? |
Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam A Point In Space
582
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Posted - 2013.02.23 12:27:00 -
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It works out of PvP too
Press F1, take a shot. |
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Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2982
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Posted - 2013.02.23 12:33:00 -
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Drunken roams lead to hilarity, like this. They were all rifters.
I was laughing so hard at the outcome of that little skirmish. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |
Ptraci
Militaris Industries Northern Coalition.
1304
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Posted - 2013.02.23 14:14:00 -
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Kitty Bear wrote:It works out of PvP too
Press F1, take a shot.
Better to ungroup your guns and take a shot with each one. Especially in battlecruisers. |
Othran
Route One
453
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Posted - 2013.02.23 15:04:00 -
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I just assume that >50% of the gang you're flying with have been drinking.
It seems accurate most of the time. When I can remember that is |
Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6957
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Posted - 2013.02.23 15:11:00 -
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I made some people mad when I was drunk on comms the other night. ~*a proud belligerent undesirable*~ TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest. Malcanis for CSM 8 |
Clara Stewart
Stewart Collections
16
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Posted - 2013.02.23 15:13:00 -
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343guilty1 wrote:Are your fleets lackluster and boring? Do you often find yourself saying, "This is a boring roam?" Well Fret no more! We have the thing for you!
Introducing Drunken PVP! The surefire way to make sure your pilots are having fun while blowing stuff up! The Rules: 1. Take a drink every time you jump systems. Includes WH and Bridging, if your system names changes drink! 2. Take an extra drink if you jump early! Party Foul, bad bad lemming 3. Take a shot whenever you score a kill! 4. Take another shot for the pod! 5. Finish your drink if you are killed! 6. If they enemy trolls you in local, take a shot because that's how we deal with the pain of their mean words. 7. Apply other rules as you please (One of my favorites is having members finish reports to the fleet by saying "In my ass" which is especially fun for scouts) If they fail to follow the rules, you guessed it, Drink!
Please let me know your thoughts and outcomes of playing, and remember always drink responsibly and don't let concord catch you flying drunk!
DONT DO THIS, drinking all that energy drink might give you a huge sugar rush but you risk rotton teeth and diabetes!
Now if you nerds did this with alcohol it would be funny.. |
Drunken Bum
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
50
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Posted - 2013.02.23 15:14:00 -
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I approve of this game |
343guilty1
The Red Circle Inc.
9
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Posted - 2013.02.24 05:50:00 -
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Last night was on an roam while playing, scout reported back that there were two Heavy DICs, in his ass, we all about died laughing. |
Shamus O'Reilly
Gungnirs' Point I Know Right
87
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Posted - 2013.02.24 06:08:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Or, as I like to call it, Tuesday.
Every day is Tuesday? "I swear there are more people complaining over "nullsecers complaining" then actual nullsec people complaining." |
Miyammato Musashi
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
15
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Posted - 2013.02.24 07:48:00 -
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Drunkin bubble camps are also hilarious and fun. |
343guilty1
The Red Circle Inc.
14
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Posted - 2013.02.24 19:04:00 -
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Miyammato Musashi wrote:Drunkin bubble camps are also hilarious and fun. This will require a new rule set haha
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
8157
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Posted - 2013.02.24 19:11:00 -
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Miyammato Musashi wrote:Drunkin bubble camps are also hilarious and fun.
This is true... especially when everyone involved is drunk.
Something jumps through and everyone just starts shooting at whatever they locked when the target appeared (it's usually never the target) "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
292
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Posted - 2013.02.24 23:00:00 -
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... confirming the theme of the summer expansion will include vast quantities of alcohol.... and I brew my own.
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
343guilty1
The Red Circle Inc.
14
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Posted - 2013.02.24 23:37:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:... confirming the theme of the summer expansion will include vast quantities of alcohol.... and I brew my own. A new brand of Quafe? |
Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle Tactical Narcotics Team
696
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Posted - 2013.02.25 01:34:00 -
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I always have a bottle ready when a CTA goes down...
I can't play EVE sober, even when I highsec gank... Apperently I'm on twitter now... @AzamiNevinyrall |
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