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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1110
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:13:00 -
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*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters the bar, turns on the lights and all machines. Waitresses and dancers start coming in, the cook lites his stoves, someone strikes the jukebox and music starts playing. Then Ms. Fazmarai raises the blinds and sticks a sign by the door*
Quote:The GREATER FOOL BAR public notice to all customers:
Due to the NEED to escape the weird events going on in CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS, this BAR/PUB opens for the PUBLIC SERVICE of capsuleers of all races, trades and persuassions. Albeit we can not GUARANTEE your safety nor that of your SHIP while in our premises, we will offer you the FINEST Drinks and Food and Women and Gambling and Sports and Games in all of Out of Pod Experience. We have ROOMS for hire, PRIVATE booths and any other SERVICES you can name.
WELCOME if you're a FRIEND and take notice of the SUPERCAPITALS parked outside and the WEAPONS worn by our personnel.
Have FUN, do not shoot each other, don't grab the dancers too hard and GIVE GOOD TIPS.
~The Fazmarai cousins, in the date of Today, Out Of Pod Experience~
You're welcome, take a seat, have a drink, and let the fun begin... EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Mizhir
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
5112
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:24:00 -
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Any special drink for the first customer? The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1110
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:33:00 -
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Do i look like a waitress?
*Indahmawar grumpily hands a halved bottle of beer to Mizhir. * EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Qaidan Alenko
State War Academy Caldari State
1979
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:36:00 -
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Sure... you have the "Finest Women", but where are the men?
*walks away a dissatisfied customer* Go ahead... Get your-áWham on!!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1110
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:39:00 -
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*a waiter intercepts Qaidan Alenko and kisses his lips*
There is something for everyone here, as long as it is legal and you would tell it to your mother. EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Qaidan Alenko
State War Academy Caldari State
1979
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:40:00 -
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Well... ok... fine... I'll take that Cosmo now... Go ahead... Get your-áWham on!!! |
Qaidan Alenko
State War Academy Caldari State
1979
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:42:00 -
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*Puts a few ISK into the Video Jukebox*
Space Age Love Song Go ahead... Get your-áWham on!!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1110
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Posted - 2013.02.23 21:00:00 -
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*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters her private apartment on the second floor. She removes her trousers and jacket and walks to the living room, scantly clad in a light shirt and her panties. She starts up a console, then loads her saved game of Hello kitty Zombie Carnage. Outside of the room, Nermal the resurrected sabretooth guards the door...*
Ah, there's no home like the place where you can scratch your breasts and nobody notice... EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
34
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Posted - 2013.02.23 21:04:00 -
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are you hiring? i could use a job. I do great barback |
Mizhir
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
5118
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Posted - 2013.02.23 21:07:00 -
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*Miz leans back in the couch in front of the TV and enjoys the Tournament.*
damn, those Sins dropped fast. The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
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Astenion
Black Dawn Rising
186
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Posted - 2013.02.23 22:59:00 -
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*Walks in, fires a shot into the air*
"EVERYBODY OUT! INTERGALACTIC SUMMIT IS THE NEXT COMMERCIAL PORTHOLE OVER." |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1114
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Posted - 2013.02.23 23:07:00 -
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I object, this is not an in-character bar and we aren't role-playing!
*Indah just notices how she forgot to pick up her trousers, and rushes upstairs*
And don't shoot the ceiling, it's just painted! EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
34
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Posted - 2013.02.24 02:08:00 -
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i... i'm sorry. mom? is... is that you?
it's so weird, I swear I hear a hag trynna tell me what to do
I challenge you to a duel swordfight |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1114
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Posted - 2013.02.24 09:19:00 -
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No, i'm not your mother. Will you get away from the coffee machine? I *seriously* need some hot java to wake up today... EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
35
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Posted - 2013.02.24 10:49:00 -
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anyone wanna join me for some action figure fun in my CQ
dibs on Diane and Julia! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1117
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Posted - 2013.02.24 11:08:00 -
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I can't recall to have seen those Barbies in my NEx Store... EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1204
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Posted - 2013.02.24 12:21:00 -
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*enters the bar and politely orders a Bloody Mary and a personal Logi for my table* ^-^ My corp has my mainGäó |
Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
8632
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Posted - 2013.02.24 12:28:00 -
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(why isn't this thread in Intergalactic Summit? this is A-class roleplaying)
*stumbles hung over and zombified around the bar, crashes against the wall and pukes on the floor* Please don't feed me. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1118
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Posted - 2013.02.24 13:49:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:(why isn't this thread in Intergalactic Summit? this is A-class roleplaying)
*stumbles hung over and zombified around the bar, crashes against the wall and pukes on the floor*
Intergalactic Summit has got rules. But we don't know what "rules" mean.
Also, I couldn't order a Zero Coke in my Garfield mug if this was IS...
*Indahmawar sips from her Garfield mug, then spits violently on the floor*
Doh, this ain't coke! Who's the Pepsi scoundrel?? EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
jason hill
The Riot Formation Unclaimed.
191
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Posted - 2013.02.24 14:21:00 -
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walks in ...***** in a pint pot ....... leaves it on the bar ....walks out |
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1118
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Posted - 2013.02.24 14:54:00 -
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*Nermal the resurrected sabretooth jumps on jason hill's back and... *
Ough, that was disgusting.... now how do we clean up that pint pot...? NERMAL! SPIT THAT! !
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
jason hill
The Riot Formation Unclaimed.
191
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Posted - 2013.02.24 15:01:00 -
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well ...i looked around and saw that you didnt have sky sports on any of your tv`s ... so i shat in a pint pot to amuse meself |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1118
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Posted - 2013.02.24 19:36:00 -
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Channel 201... amateur knife throwing... Channel 202... quicksands hopping... Channel 203... midget kickboxing... Channel 204... blind shooting fishes in barrel... Channel 205... toddler llama riding... Channel 206... handicapped gladiators of Nouvelle Revenor... Channel 207... chessboxing, under 10 League...
Ain't Gallente sports channels a bit weird?
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Mizhir
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
5157
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Posted - 2013.02.24 19:39:00 -
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Gallente channels are sh*t. Their content is bad and they are full of adds.
And why would you even watch them when there is a tournament going on at the Syndicate main channel. The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out Suddenly Spaceships.
31306
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:12:00 -
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Oh hello!
*Shouts as she walks in the door*
Mojito! Please
*Sits down in front of the TV happily watching the Tourny* I lack any Moral Fiber :D |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1120
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:17:00 -
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Why, oh why can't I tune the tourney in my TV? Can someone link the channel? EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Mizhir
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
5167
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:20:00 -
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http://syndicatecl.com/livestream.php
Have you been living under a rock? It has been broadcasted everywhere. The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out Suddenly Spaceships.
31308
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:26:00 -
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Next match is 2100 ;) My Isks on Insurance I lack any Moral Fiber :D |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1121
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:26:00 -
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Well, Indahmawar has been unsubbed since June 2012... EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
35
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:37:00 -
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who wants to see me do the helicopter |
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