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Cynthia Gallente
Buns United
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Posted - 2013.02.26 00:28:00 -
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Ytiri Storage, Jita six moon four, The Bunny Lounge GÇô YC 115, February 25th, 2209 Today at twenty two hundred hours and nine minutes, a massive explosion was set off at The Bunny Lounge. The devastation to the lounge was total, leaving only smoldering ash where the lounge once stood. Structural damage to the station was minimal, but reports of hairline cracks are still coming in. The only loss of life from this incident was a Cynthia Gallente and a Sara Sirlanka, however these are merely capsuleers and their clones have been re-awakened.
The loss of life was minimal due to some swift thinking of Cynthia Gallente, proprietor of the lounge. Planning for most incidents while constructing the club Cynthia Gallente had several fail safes built in. While most fail safes worked properly, some were defeated. Ultimately all of the patrons and employees of The Bunny Lounge were able to safely exit the lounge before the explosives were set off. These actions are logged in The Bunny LoungeGÇÖs public access channels.
Being as this is not an act of terrorism, and was instead committed by one of the owners of the establishment, Sara Sirlanka (the admitted culprit), legal actions will be pursued against her on behalf of damages done to The Bunny Lounge.
As for the allegations brought up by Sara Sirlanka against Cynthia Gallente, these are all complete fallacies from the mind of a clearly deranged individual.
Cynthia Gallente Buns United/The Bunny Lounge Post with your lickGäó |
Alizabeth Vea
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.26 00:38:00 -
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Already a thread for this. And I am still not sure why the place was blown to bits. Blasters work just as well at killing things. Staff Writer: themittani.com -á If you are going anywhere else to get your Eve News, you are wrong.
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Evelyn Meiyi
Meiyi Family Holdings Tei-Su Syndicate
90
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Posted - 2013.02.26 00:43:00 -
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Alizabeth Vea wrote:Already a thread for this. And I am still not sure why the place was blown to bits. Blasters work just as well at killing things.
This post is the official incident report, rather than the demented ramblings of a psychotic capsuleer.
As for the 'why', I will not comment. Captain Gallente will make further statements as required.
Meiyi Family Holdings extends our sympathies, and offers support for the rebuilding process. |
Salena Ashera
45
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Posted - 2013.02.26 02:24:00 -
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Why can't schools screen applicants properly. Salena Ashera; Shandian Lu clan Mystic. |
Lucius Vindictus
Samarkand Financial
98
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Posted - 2013.02.26 03:28:00 -
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What's with capsuleers and nightclub massacres lately. Didn't we explode enough things already? |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
1497
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Posted - 2013.02.26 12:22:00 -
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Those of you who failed to see this or something like it happening around Cynthia Gallente have clearly either not been paying attention, or have very short memories either out of willing ignorance or medical condition. |
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
84
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Posted - 2013.02.26 12:24:00 -
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A club has a shooting spree? Must. Top. Them. For The Drama! I know! Explosion!
Captain Lieutenant Midshipman Ms Lady Dame Dudette Otsito the Third. Lord High Thingamadoodle and Satrapess of the Paper Birds. The One who used to be The Keeper of the Toothbrush Threat Level: lol |
Solarienne
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
67
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Posted - 2013.02.26 13:37:00 -
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Jinari Otsito wrote:A club has a shooting spree? Must. Top. Them. For The Drama! I know! Explosion!
Bile? That is also 100% True? Stop hitting all the things I look for in a conversation or statement!
By that I mean; agreed. |
Davlos
Quantum Cats Syndicate Samurai Pizza Cats
45
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Posted - 2013.02.26 16:25:00 -
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This is me not caring. |
Astera Zandraki
Moira. Villore Accords
41
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Posted - 2013.02.26 16:45:00 -
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Davlos wrote:This is me not caring.
seconded, stop posting this babble please, Ms. Gallente. |
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Cynthia Gallente
Buns United
1614
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Posted - 2013.02.26 19:16:00 -
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Good evening.
In the wake of the events at The Bunny Lounge, my staff and I have been undergoing rigorous inspections and interviews. As some of you may be aware, I have a TCMC and it is constantly recording all of my actions. There seems to be some issue with the encryption method it's employing. Ytiri Storage cyphers have been unable to crack the code, and they have requested that I bring it public.
Attached you will find a copy of the encrypted message. Please realize that any information ascertained is still very sensitive, and should not be divulged, should you be able to crack the encryption.
Thank you, Cynthia Gallente Buns United/The Bunny Lounge
ATT: Encrypted message obtained from Cynthia Gallente's Trans Cranial Micro Controller Post with your lickGäó |
Sara Sirlanka
Panty Raiders R Us
4
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Posted - 2013.02.26 19:25:00 -
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Oh my these logs are very interesting. Are you sure you wish for the public to try and decypher them, they are very damning to you Cynthia. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
400
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Posted - 2013.02.26 21:53:00 -
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Given the number of times that such logs are being published in this public space I'm considering adding a Cryppie to my staff. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
1499
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Posted - 2013.02.26 21:55:00 -
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How many times have they been put into the public sphere and been worth reading? |
Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
78
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Posted - 2013.02.27 01:19:00 -
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Cynthia Gallente wrote:Good evening. In the wake of the events at The Bunny Lounge, my staff and I have been undergoing rigorous inspections and interviews. As some of you may be aware, I have a TCMC and it is constantly recording all of my actions. There seems to be some issue with the encryption method it's employing. Ytiri Storage cyphers have been unable to crack the code, and they have requested that I bring it public. Attached you will find a copy of the encrypted message. Please realize that any information ascertained is still very sensitive, and should not be divulged, should you be able to crack the encryption. Thank you, Cynthia Gallente Buns United/The Bunny Lounge ATT: Encrypted message obtained from Cynthia Gallente's Trans Cranial Micro Controller
Why, in the world, is Ytiri Storage asking you post this here? And why are you obliging them? And........and what? Cynthia you've never made sense to me. |
Che Biko
Humanitarian Communists
377
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Posted - 2013.02.27 16:04:00 -
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Sounds like it's a bad week for visiting clubs. Nightmares - A short story by Ch+¬ Biko |
Lucius Vindictus
Samarkand Financial
98
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Posted - 2013.02.27 16:40:00 -
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Sara Sirlanka wrote:Oh my these logs are very interesting. Are you sure you wish for the public to try and decypher them, they are very damning to you Cynthia.
Believe me! We have seen it all... many times over. |
Vincent Pryce
Utopian Research I.E.L. Suddenly Spaceships.
41
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Posted - 2013.02.27 20:23:00 -
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Starting the life of an entrepreneur with a bang I see. |
Davlos
Quantum Cats Syndicate Samurai Pizza Cats
46
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Posted - 2013.02.28 15:33:00 -
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I looked into my special vault for rainy days and found that I have zero fucks left to give. |
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
309
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Posted - 2013.02.28 15:50:00 -
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Hell, on this topic, I have to agree twice with captain Davlos... that must mean something bad is going to happen somewhere. Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Initiate Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
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Erik Kaassan
Black Sun Brethren
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Posted - 2013.02.28 18:52:00 -
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I'm certainly staying away from night clubs for a while... |
Bai'xao Meiyi
Meiyi Family Holdings Tei-Su Syndicate
32
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Posted - 2013.03.03 14:28:00 -
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I know Cynthia well and this pains me to say. Her 'bunnies' are not employees, Sara was right and continues to be.
In the previous establishment, they were vitoc addicted and beaten for simple mistakes.
In this one they cannot make simple mistakes because they cannot disobey. They are TCMC controlled slaves. little more then crude versions of Sansha True Slaves.
Avoid this location, if they can be helped, save the bunnies, other wise, perhaps Sara's solution was the right one.. |
Cynthia Gallente
Buns United
1783
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Posted - 2013.03.14 18:30:00 -
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The original employees of the Lounge were slaves whom were under the control of Vitoc. I have since sought physical, emotional, and mental therapy for all, and have given them all their freedom.
While the affects of vitoxin are long lasting, they can be controlled using Vitoc. All of my former employees have been given free lifetime supplies of the treatment.
It should be mentioned that I purchased the slaves after they were already infected with vitoxin.
All current and future employees of the lounge will be free of anything like this. I should have a health report soon that demonstrates this. Post with your lickGäó |
Per Bastet
B.O.O.M Obsidian Mining Coalition
24
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Posted - 2013.03.14 19:18:00 -
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Cynthia Gallente wrote:The original employees of the Lounge were slaves whom were under the control of Vitoc. I have since sought physical, emotional, and mental therapy for all, and have given them all their freedom.
While the affects of vitoxin are long lasting, they can be controlled using Vitoc. All of my former employees have been given free lifetime supplies of the treatment.
It should be mentioned that I purchased the slaves after they were already infected with vitoxin.
All current and future employees of the lounge will be free of anything like this. I should have a health report soon that demonstrates this.
I hear that the Minmatar Republic has large quantities of Insorium - you could always ask them for help. "Whether the paranoid conspiracy theory community has had a separate trial process and decided other crazy batshit insane garbage was true I can't attest to as I don't subscribe to that mailing list and instead deal in the realm of fact."-á - CCP Sreegs, 2013 |
Adel Khamez
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2013.03.15 05:14:00 -
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Erik Kaassan wrote:I'm certainly staying away from night clubs for a while...
They are dens of sin anyway. Alcohol is consumed, and non-religious song is permitted. And they lead to adultery.
And apparently they are warzones now.
If you have uncontrollable urges, purchase a slave, or Amarr-legal pharmaceuticals. And seek religious guidance.
Amarr Victor, Deus Vult
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Adel Khamez
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2013.03.15 05:23:00 -
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Bai'xao Meiyi wrote:
In this one they cannot make simple mistakes because they cannot disobey. They are TCMC controlled slaves. little more then crude versions of Sansha True Slaves.
Chipping is a more humane alternative to vitoc. It was introduced in the Khanid Kingdom once vitoc became scarce, and has worked fairly well. Unfortunately its use is in decline now that vitoc is cheaply available again. Unlike a vitoc addicted slave, a chipped slave can not feel resentment, and sincerely loves his or her master or mistress, and receives direct pleasure center stimulation for immediate obedience.
Chipping can be easily reversed via reprogramming, after a slave is manumitted, or is released from bondage after a successful legal appeal.
Vitoc is generally permanent, and becomes a problem for a manumitted slave. Amarr Victor, Deus Vult
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Che Biko
Humanitarian Communists
397
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Posted - 2013.03.15 21:17:00 -
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Mr. Khamez,
I guess the chip(s) must have either been modified, malfunctioning or of a different type, as one of the bunnies had appeared very concious about her fate, and did not seem to be content with it at all. Nightmares - A short story by Ch+¬ Biko |
Adel Khamez
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2013.03.15 21:52:00 -
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Che Biko wrote:Mr. Khamez,
I guess the chip(s) must have either been modified, malfunctioning or of a different type, as one of the bunnies had appeared very concious about her fate, and did not seem to be content with it at all.
Someone is using outdated software. Memories can be suppressed, and all motivations changed with proper programming choices. I am kind of curious how you determined her level of unhappiness.
It is possible that she was programmed to satisfy sadists. This would require a certain level of apprehension.
I suggest they transport her to the Khanid Kingdom for proper programming. Or at least request a software update. Amarr Victor, Deus Vult
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Scherezad
Lai Dai Research Spacelane Security
643
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Posted - 2013.03.16 04:22:00 -
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Adel Khamez wrote:Che Biko wrote:Mr. Khamez,
I guess the chip(s) must have either been modified, malfunctioning or of a different type, as one of the bunnies had appeared very concious about her fate, and did not seem to be content with it at all. Someone is using outdated software. Memories can be suppressed, and all motivations changed with proper programming choices. I am kind of curious how you determined her level of unhappiness. It is possible that she was programmed to satisfy sadists. This would require a certain level of apprehension. I suggest they transport her to the Khanid Kingdom for proper programming. Or at least request a software update.
Lai Dai Research Biomedical and Cybernetic (the parent company of my own, and also my major employer) can provide service, repair and upgrade work on all models of TCMCs. We welcome any inquiries.
We also would like to clarify that we support the State mandate regarding slavery and always take the health and well being of the patient as our primary concern. |
Adel Khamez
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
8
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Posted - 2013.03.17 00:05:00 -
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Scherezad wrote:
We also would like to clarify that we support the State mandate regarding slavery and always take the health and well being of the patient as our primary concern.
Which is an excellent reason to have such work done at a Caldari facility inside the Khanid Kingdom. Amarr Victor, Deus Vult
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