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Grinning Dragon
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Posted - 2003.07.24 22:04:00 -
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From Amlanang Erefeke, Theology Council Amarr VI- Moon 2. Make Connection?
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Hey there GD, I'm wondering where you are. Your shipment is almost overdue and I'm going to have to claim your collateral. I just wanted to see if there's a way to clear up any problems with your 'Cargo'. What's your status?
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Good day Almanang. I'm currently in Parud. No problems with the cargo at all.
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PARAD?!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT CARGO TO ARBAZ TO ASSIST IN THE HARVEST! SOME OF THOSE SLA.. er, GOODS WERE MY FAMILY'S PERSONAL PROPERTY AND HAD BEEN TRAINED TO MEET OUR OWN HIGH STANDARDS.
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Um. yes. well... I got to talking with them and you know... they weren't very happy with that deal. In fact, most of them didn't know what to do for harvesting.
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Face white with rage. Eyes red. small flecks of foam on edges of lips
HAPPY? YOU TALKED TO YOUR CARGO?
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Oh yes. Only if it talks back of course.. hehe
There's this group of really decent people down here in Parud. I'd read about them on the News, but the stories we get in Domain are so unflattering. Anyways, I've left the goods here at this station, completely safe and sound. I managed to get some others from Zoar and Sons and HZO as well.
Drones would give you so much less trouble and... oh dear... you should see a doctor about your tic. There are all kinds of neural implants that can correct those nowadays.
Anyways, as I was saying. I've told these people that they should try to find an Oracle agent here. I just know they'll help them out.
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YOU IMBICILE! YOU STUPID NI-KUNNI! I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD NEVER BEEN BORN. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR DEATH! YOUR CONTRACT WITH THE THEOLOGY COUNCIL HAS BEEN REVOKED. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING HERE?
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Goodness me, thank the stars for volume control.
I've heard that there are some boosters that may help your blood pressure... really, that can be dangerous. You should see someone and get help.
Ummm.... I see I lost my collateral. Does that mean I don't get the reward for helping those poor folks out?
Were there any more Slaves.. er, hehe, Goods <wink wink> you needed hauled away?
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Transmission Connection terminated. Would you like to re-connect?
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Oh bugger. I think I've gone and done it now.
to no one in particular
Think he's ****ed?
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.07.25 03:38:00 -
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Nicely done Grinning Dragon. We are on the way as I write this. We thank you for your civility and show of respect for the lives of others.
Sarkos - Voushod
Oracle
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Clarys Malton
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Posted - 2003.07.25 12:51:00 -
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Do you not smell a rat, Sarkos of Oracle?
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Grinning Dragon
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Posted - 2003.07.25 17:18:00 -
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A Rat? Not I.
However, Your Mother was a Hampster and your Father smells of Elderberries. 
Note: I realize that the system I hauled them to was Pator, not Parud as stated.
All I'm saying is "Don't paint all of the Amarr population with the same brush." |
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