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The RUS Hunter
The WIzards of the Eyes
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Posted - 2013.03.28 10:08:00 -
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Paradise, or so they called it.
The first whispers of a terror beyond all thought have become a full blown banshee's scream of nightmares. The King of Curse has returned, and many lords of darkness and despair he has brought down upon Paradise's systems with him. There in the dark recess of D87 he has reared his walls and set up his fortress. Native men that had made Paradise into a beggars hut have been slaughtered and evicted. The alliance known as EYE FOR AN EYE has been cast down, the last survivors living in squalid backwaters and watching as their families trapped in POS and PI mines are blown away, and like cowards they sit and watch, waiting for the dark power to move on. But the region of Curse is doomed.
I have seen the fell lords of the alliance called 'Phobia.' They are tall and grim and do not stop when faced with great perils. They know fear but it is not fear of a death by mortal hands. It is a fear of the wrath of the King of Curse. A man called Pollycrest. Though he has not been called that since the first days, and will slay any who dare speak it to him now, unless he demands it. Around D87 he has gathered a mighty army. Brave pirates that sought Independence were coerced into his service, and they do not practice the dark arts of fear, but they serve the will of the King all the same. The whole constellation of Paradise has fallen into utter chaos. A lieutenant of the King who goes by many names, but is known by all his servants as "THE TITAN" has been named the Pope of Paradise. His church is one of malice and corruption, and his greed knows no bounds. Slaves toil away on the moons of Paradise, extracting metals to be used to fuel the war machine of Phobia. Great stores of wealth have been pillaged. All in name of the Pope's dark arts.
While this news seems perilous, and all hope seems lost from this constellation, it is but an echo of the true horrors to come. Soon the region of Curse and all it's dominions will begin to fall. I write to you as an observer, but as one tied to the fate of Phobia, and the will of the King. The Imp of Immensea and the Warden of Wicked Creek begin foul works in other lands, and more lords and men of great power flock to the banner of the King, for all will be destroyed who resist, and all who resist will be utterly broken.
I will speak no more of this matter for now, but you all stand warned. The KING OF CURSE HAS RETURNED. |
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
141
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Posted - 2013.03.28 11:00:00 -
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The RUS Hunter wrote:It is a fear of the wrath of the King of Curse. A man called Pollycrest.
I really don't want to mess up any delirious and delusional high you're riding at the moment, but I'm afraid the name is Trald Vukenda; Angel Cartel and the Dominations have held Curse and the Feythabolis Empire for about 80 years now.
If you run out of your Drop batch soon, let me know. I know a guy. - Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far...
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Pollychrest
eHarmony Inc. Phobia.
20
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Posted - 2013.03.28 14:38:00 -
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Show me this "Trald Vukenda" you speak of and I will deal with him at once.
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Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
143
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Posted - 2013.03.28 15:34:00 -
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Oh, the good men and women at the Republic Fleet, Federal Navy and DED have been at it for ages already, good sir.
Surely you wouldn't want all of those poor hardworking people lose their jobs once you've swiftly dealt with Domination Vukenda? - Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far...
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Ammos Gravit
Eos Corporation
1
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Posted - 2013.03.28 15:54:00 -
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There should really be a quick scan to ensure the writer of a message is sober before transmitting. It would be beneficial for everyone involved. |
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
291
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Posted - 2013.03.28 16:18:00 -
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Sideffects of useing cheap drugs are allways entertaining, lets hope the cartel share my oppinion and dont raise your office rent any higher |
The RUS Hunter
The WIzards of the Eyes
6
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:41:00 -
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All you who speak as if there was a King before are fools. This puppet was but a steward, and he was a fool. He has been slain, and though the "Angels" operate throughout the region, they are no longer the real threat, though they do the bidding of their dark master...THE KING OF CURSE. |
Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2351
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:45:00 -
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I like how she missed off the H in his name. Couldn't even spell her own supposed king's name right. Mane 614
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Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1377
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:48:00 -
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*ahem*
Wat
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The RUS Hunter
The WIzards of the Eyes
6
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:50:00 -
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So many fearful peasants. |
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2352
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:51:00 -
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The RUS Hunter wrote:So many fearful peasants. Why would I be fearful of the self-proclaimed (false) monarch of a nation I never visit nor have any particular intention of ever visiting?
Honest question. Looking forward to your answer. Mane 614
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Vordak Kallager
Mafia Redux Phobia.
521
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:53:00 -
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? IGÇÖll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Republic Fleet, and IGÇÖve been involved in numerous secret raids on Amarr, and I have over 300 confirmed kill mails. I am trained in gorilla warfare and IGÇÖm the top pilot in the entire Minmatar Militia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in New Eden, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me in Internet Spaceships? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in Pandemic Legion and your Location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatGÇÖs just with sub caps. Not only am I extensively trained in sub cap combat, but I have access to the entire super capital fleet of the HBC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little GÇ£cleverGÇ¥ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldnGÇÖt, you didnGÇÖt, and now youGÇÖre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kiddo. Sa souvraya niende misain ye. |
Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2352
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:54:00 -
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Vordak Kallager wrote:What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? IGÇÖll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Republic Fleet, and IGÇÖve been involved in numerous secret raids on Amarr, and I have over 300 confirmed kill mails. I am trained in gorilla warfare and IGÇÖm the top pilot in the entire Minmatar Militia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in New Eden, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me in Internet Spaceships? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in Pandemic Legion and your Location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatGÇÖs just with sub caps. Not only am I extensively trained in sub cap combat, but I have access to the entire super capital fleet of the HBC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little GÇ£cleverGÇ¥ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldnGÇÖt, you didnGÇÖt, and now youGÇÖre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kiddo. Sub-optimal temperature conveyance of narrative information, individual who I refer to as brother in a metaphorical but not literal manner. Mane 614
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Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1378
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:04:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Vordak Kallager wrote:What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? IGÇÖll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Republic Fleet, and IGÇÖve been involved in numerous secret raids on Amarr, and I have over 300 confirmed kill mails. I am trained in gorilla warfare and IGÇÖm the top pilot in the entire Minmatar Militia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in New Eden, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me in Internet Spaceships? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in Pandemic Legion and your Location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatGÇÖs just with sub caps. Not only am I extensively trained in sub cap combat, but I have access to the entire super capital fleet of the HBC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little GÇ£cleverGÇ¥ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldnGÇÖt, you didnGÇÖt, and now youGÇÖre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kiddo. Sub-optimal temperature conveyance of narrative information, individual who I refer to as brother in a metaphorical but not literal manner.
My sides. My sides. I can't stop laughing.
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Eric 'Swiftmind' Siraron
EVE University Ivy League
5
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Posted - 2013.03.28 21:46:00 -
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....
*raises an eyebrow*
What am I listening too? Eric 'Swiftmind' Siraron Gallente Federation Engineering, research, business student at the prestigious Eve University. Owner of Swiftly Processing.-áA private mining, refining and trading business. |
maCH'EttE
Mafia Redux Phobia.
22
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Posted - 2013.03.28 22:40:00 -
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I am the true king of Curse, Barbarian The Conan. |
Rodj Blake
Praetorian Auxiliary Force Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1246
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Posted - 2013.03.29 00:19:00 -
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Oh yes, Curse - the graveyard of empires. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
1234
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Posted - 2013.03.29 00:24:00 -
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Vordak Kallager wrote:I am trained in gorilla warfare and IGÇÖm the top pilot in the entire Minmatar Militia..
Gorilla warfare?
Ook ook!
Oh, and clean your poo. It's getting everywhere. Live Events are neither. |
Silas Vitalia
Nobilita Nera JIHADASQUAD
766
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Posted - 2013.03.29 02:25:00 -
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I remember this corporation.
Good pilots and fighters.
Paint the stars crimson.
Sabik now, Sabik forever |
Bizmarhk
Mafia Redux Phobia.
64
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Posted - 2013.03.29 02:52:00 -
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As the Imp of Immensea I can attest to the wrath that the King of Curse has bestowed upon his kingdom!
All hail Pollychrest, the King of Curse
o7 o7 o7 o7 |
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Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
351
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Posted - 2013.03.29 03:33:00 -
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Definitely, someone has let all the mad men out of their asylums lately... and access to the IGS... Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
145
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Posted - 2013.03.29 08:33:00 -
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The RUS Hunter wrote:All you who speak as if there was a King before are fools. This puppet was but a steward, and he was a fool. He has been slain, and though the "Angels" operate throughout the region, they are no longer the real threat, though they do the bidding of their dark master...THE KING OF CURSE.
Dear heavens, you're making the Blood Raiders sound sane. Rather commendable. - Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far...
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Bizmarhk
Mafia Redux Phobia.
64
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Posted - 2013.03.29 16:32:00 -
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Recent reports have suggested that the Angel Careless has begun evacuating the Paradise constellation. Apparently the military prowess of Phobia has overwhelmed the Angel Macherial fleet. Hakim himself was spotted leaving his prized asteroid belt where he victimized a slew of miners who hailed from Empire.
Sovereignty units are being deployed within Paradise, and we don't anticipate much more resistance from the Angel Cartel. Pg via will be open to negotiations regarding any tied up assets that may occur due to the change in ownership. Once our Empire ha s been completed, and patrols have been run, Phobia will open the Paradise constellation to fellow freelancers, traders, industrialsts, and combat veterans.
All hail the King of Curse! Yours truely, The Imp of Immensea, Admiral of Phobia Fleet, Adm. Jake 'Bizmarhk' Rubicon |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2533
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Posted - 2013.03.29 20:02:00 -
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There must be a bad batch of boosters in circulation. Where can I get some? |
maCH'EttE
Mafia Redux Phobia.
22
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Posted - 2013.03.29 22:59:00 -
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Bizmarhk wrote:As the Imp of Immensea I can attest to the wrath that the King of Curse has bestowed upon his kingdom!
All hail Pollychrest, the King of Curse
o7 o7 o7 o7 I shall bath my king in water squeezed from the most crimson roses, wash his feet and his brow with tulip water and wipe his sweat from his back with mint oil. All hail Pollychrest, the King of Curse!!!
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Astroyka
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
144
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Posted - 2013.03.30 00:07:00 -
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maCH'EttE wrote:I shall bath my king in water squeezed from the most crimson roses, wash his feet and his brow with tulip water and wipe his sweat from his back with mint oil. All hail Pollychrest, the King of Curse!!!
That is one of the most homoerotic things I've read on IGS in very long time. Nice to hear of your devotion to your "King".
Astroyka - A Mirkur Draug'Tyr pilot, fighting against slavery in New Eden www.astroyka.net GÖÑ proud EvE fansites member GÖÑ |
Vordak Kallager
Mafia Redux Phobia.
523
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Posted - 2013.03.30 04:29:00 -
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Astroyka wrote:maCH'EttE wrote:I shall bath my king in water squeezed from the most crimson roses, wash his feet and his brow with tulip water and wipe his sweat from his back with mint oil. All hail Pollychrest, the King of Curse!!! That is one of the most homoerotic things I've read on IGS in very long time. Nice to hear of your devotion to your "King".
maCH'eTTe is Phobia's Loras Tyrell: our finest, gayest warrior in all the realm. Sa souvraya niende misain ye. |
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