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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.05 06:13:00 -
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It is with profound satisfaction that I introduce The Glamour Syndicate, a multicorporate entertainment conglomerate dedicated to satisfying the recreational needs of the public.
After its birth amidst political turbulence and financial instability, the GLS has remained a dormant entity under the mindful supervision of my dear sister, Nola. The unforseen demise of the Glamour Bunnies Entertainment Corporation, its founding body, was a primary reason for this. Many would be astonished at the swiftness of the Federation's Department of Administration to audit after ruffling a few feathers.
Following several months of relaxation on a remote tropical island getaway while lawyers drained my vast fortunes in litigation, the GLB has finally emerged triumphant. What little isk I have left will be diverted to revitalizing the corporation and hopefully generate a modest revenue once again.
Special thanks go out to my former employees of the GLB who'd generously contributed towards the establishment of the GLS. Without you this couldn't have been possible.
And finally, my apologies go out to the following corporations for not rejecting your applications sooner, as my sustained absence kept me from such duties:
Reavers INC
SPY MADE INC
qeynoss
The Glamour Syndicate currently consists of the following corporations:
Minmatarts
Glamour Bunnies
The Jaded
Photesthetics
The Glamour Syndicate lives by the following principles:
 It's corporations and affiliates will aspire to satisfy the entertainment needs of the known universe.
It's members will refrain from making politically biased statements and/or submerge its parent entity in regional conflicts. In the interest of profit and prosperity, a neutral stance will be taken on issues unrelated to the welfare of the parent entity.
Under the principles of equality, all ethnicities will be regarded as equals and treated with the same level of respect. The GLS does not acknowledge the sovereign right to own sentient property*, and employees may be subject to termination upon disclosure. (*some exclusions apply)
Syndicate Pilots are encouraged to adhere to CONCORD law, and thus are restricted from committing acts of piracy and/or unwelcomed ore distribution under penalty of termination.
The GLS and its subsidiaries reserve the right to do as they damn well please in the interest of fun and happiness, as long as the above principles are upheld.
Questions and comments are welcome!
Stay beautiful,
xoxo
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Mordax Ibrium
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Posted - 2005.09.05 06:16:00 -
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Mordax endorses this product and or service.
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Lucca Deradi
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Posted - 2005.09.05 06:51:00 -
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As an Amarrian immigrant to the Federation who is still sufficiently righteous, I'm not entirely sure I can say the same...
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.09.05 06:57:00 -
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On behalf of Gilead's Bullet and the Centurion Republic, I fully endorse this product and/or service.
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^^^***---All things serve the Beam---***^^^
GDBT is recruiting! |
Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.09.05 07:02:00 -
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I still love you Kaleigh! Yarr 
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CometQueen
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Posted - 2005.09.05 07:06:00 -
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perhaps we can re-start our buisness talks again Ms. Doyle, I look forward to future your media.
CometQueen
Devotee of God and the Khanid Faith
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Alexis Ayala
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Posted - 2005.09.05 07:08:00 -
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Doctor Alexis Ayala endorses this product and/or service. A pleasure to see you doing business Miss Doyle.
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Doctor Alexis Ayala
GHINC - Gallente Horizons Incorporated |
Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.05 15:21:00 -
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 Originally by: Lucca Deradi
As an Amarrian immigrant to the Federation who is still sufficiently righteous, I'm not entirely sure I can say the same...
Is your righteousness esoteric as well? 
Originally by: CometQueen
perhaps we can re-start our buisness talks again Ms. Doyle, I look forward to future your media.
Perhaps. My schedule is a nightmare, but don't hesitate to leave a message after the beep.
Originally by: Kyle
I still love you Kaleigh! Yarr
I love you too, in purely a plutonium charged way! 
And special thanks to Ms. Ayala and all those who support this product and/or service. 
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2005.09.05 15:40:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 05/09/2005 15:40:48
Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
It's corporations and affiliates will aspire to satisfy the entertainment needs of the known universe.
The only entertainment that the known universe needs is good wholesome religious stories that the whole family can watch.
If you stick to that and not Gallente holofilth, you'll do just fine.
Please forward you products onto me so that I may examine them for their moral purity.
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Shuo Ban
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Posted - 2005.09.05 15:55:00 -
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Edited by: Shuo Ban on 05/09/2005 15:57:30
Originally by: Rodj Blake
The only entertainment that the known universe needs is good wholesome religious stories that the whole family can watch.
Yes good idea after which every slaver family gets a free metal bar so they can beat each other 2 death ...
The world does not need more Amarr mombo jobo, galnet is filled with ur rubish as it is ..... lets have some proper entertainment shall we ?? Moral purity ?? Shuo Ban laughs ..... that is funny !!! Purity ...
Oh i can submit the photage of the last slaver i had a communication attempt with ... lots of gore in it though not sure if its suitable 4 children ...
Its also my tri-blade birthday, any chance i can get him on tv?? would make a lovely birthday present ...
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An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior |
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Rana Ash
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Posted - 2005.09.05 16:51:00 -
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Well i'll be seeing you around Kaleigh, ãon Trinity will watch this progress with intrest..
lyret dedreen
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Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2005.09.05 17:57:00 -
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Good luck to all involved
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"Meantime, all around me is violence and robbery, coarse delight and savage pain, reckless joke and hopeless death." |
Nakatre Read
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Posted - 2005.09.05 18:18:00 -
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Quote:
lets have some proper entertainment shall we ??
Yes Sir!
Competition might be getting tough now, but i'm sure if it's indeed Gallente holofilth like sir Blake pointed out, then we have nothing to worry about.
Samsara
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Viqer Fell
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Posted - 2005.09.05 18:20:00 -
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Edited by: Viqer Fell on 05/09/2005 18:20:08
Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
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Under the principles of equality, all ethnicities will be regarded as equals and treated with the same level of respect. The GLS does not acknowledge the sovereign right to own sentient property*, and employees may be subject to termination upon disclosure. (*some exclusions apply)
Could you qualify those exclusions please?
Quiet! Terrorist at work! |
Lucca Deradi
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Posted - 2005.09.05 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
Originally by: Lucca Deradi
As an Amarrian immigrant to the Federation who is still sufficiently righteous, I'm not entirely sure I can say the same...
Is your righteousness esoteric as well?
Oh come now, Ms. Doyle, a corp name doesn't mean too terribly much. Remember, the greatest and most stalwart defenders of the Empire are, at the end of the day, named after a pastry.
Anyway. While I can't quite endorse this (for what it's worth) without a bit of viewing first, somehow I suspect my male colleagues won't be quite so... picky.
*sigh*
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CometQueen
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Posted - 2005.09.05 19:20:00 -
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Originally by: Lucca Deradi
the greatest and most stalwart defenders of the Empire are, at the end of the day, named after a pastry.
*sigh*
not true.
Preatoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Pastry indeed 
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2005.09.05 21:53:00 -
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A few pastries short of a PIE 
...Sorry
Ahem, anyway, good luck in your future endeavours Glamour Syndicate!
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.06 04:46:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
The only entertainment that the known universe needs is good wholesome religious stories that the whole family can watch.
Oh, not to worry my lovely Mr. Blake. I'll be sure to submit my services for thorough examination, though I can't guarantee the level of purity you're used to. Perhaps my experience could enlighten you further, or even tempt you to open your mind...and explore...your boundaries. *wink*
Originally by: Lucca Deradi
Oh come now, Ms. Doyle, a corp name doesn't mean too terribly much.
What's in a name? Everything my dear.
Originally by: Viqer Fell
Could you qualify those exclusions please?
I would be delighted to.
You see my dear Fell, I've had enough free time on my hands to reflect on my past experiences, especially those few months prior in the deep wastelands of Pure Blind. Endless months and sleepless nights alone; hunting, watching, being haunted by vagrants who claim legitimacy by wearing the badge of Guristas. Sometimes even being pursued by the opportunist leeches of our own tiny capsule community. It was in this wretched exile, this claustrophobic chamber of dispair that I discovered an astonishing truth.
Some individuals, no matter how many opportunities given to them, will always behave like monsters. They will rape, murder, destroy, and spew misery unto others until someone ends their tormentous lives and rids them of their pitiful existence, once and for all. I've had the displeasure of extinguishing these vermin, not out of clarity of purpose or noble cause, but necessity. It was either them or me, and I chose me. And in all battles, amidst all the destruction there are remains and survivors.
Some of these survivors are innocent; brought aboard the Gurista vessels against their will for whatever horrific duties their masters have in store for them. After being rescued, they're immediately deposited into the hands of the Servant Sisters of Eve where they're cared for and treated with the respect they're due. The rest however, the not-so-innocent, are quietly tucked aside under my careful supervision.
These monsters are fitted with transcranial microcontrollers and remanded to our custody, where they'll blissfully serve the remainder of their existence to those that they wished to reign their destruction upon. This opportunity is extended to all pilots employed by the Syndicate, not only as a reward for their loyal service, but as a sign of responsibility to the civilization and peaceful members of our society that we hold precious. They will not be sold, and verification of their crimes must be established before the GLS internal affairs department approves such an action.
If a Syndicate member is discovered detaining innocent sentients against their will or engaged in the act of the slave trading, that member risks immediate termination for violating our policies.
I hope this answers your question.
xoxo
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.09.06 06:41:00 -
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Kaliegh your hair looks....different.
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Vist the Jericho Fraction Forums
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.06 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: Ly'sol
Kaliegh your hair looks....different.
It'd better!
(ooc: now only if my new avatar would update on the forums...)
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Trevedian
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Posted - 2005.09.07 02:25:00 -
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Good luck in your endeavor...
Hubba Hubba!
Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
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Sforza
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Posted - 2005.09.07 03:00:00 -
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o/
Bunneh!
Yes I know that game finished aages ago, but Im still playing it.
Sforza
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theRaptor
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Posted - 2005.09.07 05:04:00 -
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Originally by: Mordax Ibrium
Mordax endorses this product and or service.
Mordaxeles \o/
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.07 05:14:00 -
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Originally by: Sforza
o/
Bunneh!
Yes I know that game finished aages ago, but Im still playing it.
I'm still playing too~
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Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.09.07 06:11:00 -
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Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
Originally by: Kyle
I still love you Kaleigh! Yarr
I love you too, in purely a plutonium charged way!
I always knew you wanted to get closer!
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Sabbott
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Posted - 2005.09.09 09:36:00 -
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Hmm, Interesting.. what other types of entertainment do you offer?, I have subscribed to your magazine, and also have many holoreels from your distrobution company, it has the best of the best movies I might add... I'm waiting for the next sequel to that yulai opera series holoreel.
But more to my point & what i really wanted to ask.. I'll be very straight forward, do you offer bunny rentals too? *grins*
-Sabbott
Our website http://www.blood-inquisition.net
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Duji
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Posted - 2005.09.09 12:14:00 -
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Welcome back Kaleigh Doyle, good to see you are re-launching your image, very lush I must say.
I look foward to talking to you as we travel the spacelanes, if you wouldn't mind of course?
Keep safe and stay true to yourself.
Yours truly
Duji 
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"I enjoy watching you squirm as I crush your worthless existence in my fist of retribution." - extract from 'The Diaries of Duji' |
Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.09 15:41:00 -
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Thanks for your interest...
Originally by: Sabbott
Hmm, Interesting.. what other types of entertainment do you offer? I have subscribed to your magazine, and also have many holoreels from your distrobution company, it has the best of the best movies I might add... I'm waiting for the next sequel to that yulai opera series holoreel.
We're delighted to hear you're satisfied with our products, and hope to continue business relations in the future.
The Glamour Bunnies Entertainment Corporation has been a stable provider of holoreels, health & beauty products, as well as adult entertainment services for quite some time now. We're currently rebuilding our contacts within the industry, and will endeavor to satisfy the general needs of the populace, whatever that may be. The GLB Magazine is just the first step towards this goal.
Vixen Studios is also in the midst of contract negototiations with our previous musicians, and should be releasing new merchandise within the next couple of months.
Originally by: Sabbott
But more to my point & what i really wanted to ask.. I'll be very straight forward, do you offer bunny rentals too? *grins*
*raises a brow*
Bunnies...as in furry animals or Bunnies...as in...*ahem*
If you were apart of any non-Blood related corporation, I prolly wouldn't have to ask.
xoxo
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.09 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: Duji
Welcome back Kaleigh Doyle, good to see you are re-launching your image, very lush I must say.
Thanks!
Originally by: Duji
I look foward to talking to you as we travel the spacelanes, if you wouldn't mind of course?
As I said to the lovely and talented CometQueen, my schedule is a nightmare. Don't hesitate to leave a message if something requires urgent attention.
Originally by: Duji
Keep safe and stay true to yourself.
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Duji
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Posted - 2005.09.10 11:07:00 -
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I know your a busy lady Kaleigh Doyle, but I am most interested in your thoughts and ideologies. Perhaps I can help you with you bust schedule, of course we would have to talk about this but none the less I am offering my services to your humble self. 
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"I enjoy watching you squirm as I crush your worthless existence in my grip of retribution." - extract from 'The Diaries of Duji' |
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