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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2013.04.06 16:33:00 -
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Amarr surfer dudes planning on marking the upcoming 5th anniversary of the Elder Fleet surprise attack on several Amarr planets, have blamed Sanmatar Malaetu Shakor for poor waves on several beaches.
The coastal city of Xerah, on Sarum Prime III (Mekhios), is home to many Amarr surfer dudes and chick, and was a primary target of the Elder Fleet during their failed invasion of the Throne Worlds.
"Yah, the Elders totally bombed Xerah, was most unbodacious" said one Amarr surfer dude. "It's like, the wrecks of their cruddy ships that fell into the water have totally ruined the waves, dude", said an Amarr surfer chick. "Empress Jamyl is one cool chick, She'll tell that jerk Shakor what's what", said another.
City officials in Xerah agreed that wreckage from the battle of Mekhios has altered the wave patterns on the shore, claiming that "Where once there were tall waves suitable for surfing, now the wrecks, acting as a breakwater, prevent good surf."
Other people in Xerah were also unhappy at this state of affairs.
"Matari don't surf" said one elderly Amarr woman.
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2013.04.06 16:34:00 -
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Looks like they need to take some radical steps. Mane 614
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Eli Green
The Arrow Project
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Posted - 2013.04.06 16:43:00 -
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Slow news day? wumbo |
James Syagrius
Stillwater Corporation
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Posted - 2013.04.06 20:04:00 -
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Eli Green wrote:Slow news day? No, I find Ms. Rakers human interest stories very enlightening. I have a completely new insight on Amarrian culture now. You are a true educator and a lover of truth MaGÇÖdame. Your service to your readers is... groovy? "We are what we do." |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
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Posted - 2013.04.06 20:16:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Looks like they need to take some radical steps.
Man, it's like... who knew the righteous were so, like, RIGHTEOUS, am I right, brah? |
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
357
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Posted - 2013.04.06 20:37:00 -
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Yah, it's da ****, sis. we all go surfin' an' no waves anymo'. No more beach boys to be 'round or hot chicks to impress. Da ****. Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2395
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Posted - 2013.04.07 01:17:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Man, it's like... who knew the righteous were so, like, RIGHTEOUS, am I right, brah? Tubular.
Gnarly.
Groovy.
Mondo.
Outrageous.
Funky.
(Are all levels of Super Mario World's Special World) Mane 614
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Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Tribal Band
651
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Posted - 2013.04.07 02:11:00 -
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I do say, those Alter Boys do have rather, how you say "Gnarly" and "Righteous" moves. I accidentally my assets, is this bad?-á |
Xindi Kraid
The Night Wardens Viro Mors Non Est
381
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Posted - 2013.04.07 08:56:00 -
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Remember, when there's no news, just make you own. |
Grideris
Fleet Coordination Commission Fleet Coordination Coalition
601
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Posted - 2013.04.07 09:26:00 -
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Dude, that's like, totally not cool. Those wrecks, they're like, totally messing up their waves.
However, I believe that the older woman is wrong. I've seen Matari surf before. It was pretty sick. http://www.dust514.org - the unofficial forum for everything DUST 514 http://www.dust514base.com - the blog site with everything else DUST 514 you need
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Sakura Nihil
Selective Pressure Rote Kapelle
187
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Posted - 2013.04.07 16:02:00 -
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Never change, Muck Raker.
Never change. |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
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Posted - 2013.04.07 21:37:00 -
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Only the truly enlightened soul can experience true oneness with the waves. Let God's bodacious light lead thee into the path of the most tubeular pipeline and protect thine heart from the frothy embarrassment of the heinous maytag. For our golden boards shall never falter no waiver in the totally righteousness of their cause. To bring the glory of grooviness to even the most unwashed barneys. - The Book of Kahuna Live Events are neither. |
Adel Khamez
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.04.08 01:19:00 -
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I require a copy of this Book of Kahuna.
It is approved, I hope. I should then become tubular, if God wills it. Amarr Victor, Deus Vult
+¦+à+¦ +º+ä+à+å+¬+¦+¦+î +Ñ+¦+º +¦+º+í +º+ä+ä+ç |
Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2013.04.08 01:45:00 -
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The waves on Gallente Prime are better anyway.
It has seventeen moons! When you get even two or three of them lining up it's surf city like you wouldn't believe. Mane 614
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