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Marie Trudeau
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Posted - 2005.09.12 14:58:00 -
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Ladies and Gentlemen --
IÆm pleased to announce the formation of a new ôclubö in the world of EVE: the ôUnrequited Suitors of Aphoxema Clubö, or ôUSAö, for short.
With all of the recent and not-so-recent attention that Aphoxema has garnered from those men (and women) who would wish to express their affection for my little darling Love in one way or another, I thought it might be nice to form a means for all of you to express these sentiments in a more tangible, yet controlled, way. So à IÆve established this club in the hopes that you will all find it enjoyable and rewarding.
The USA club features a tiered system of membership, with scaling benefits:
Basic Membership includes one autographed holoshop image of Aphoxema, an official USA membership holocard, and one bar of Oh Noes!
Bronze Membership includes all of the benefits of Basic Membership plus an official USA T-Shirt with a holoscreen image of Aphoxema on the back and the words ô I [HEART] APHOXEMA Gö on the front.
Silver Membership includes all of the benefits of Basic and Bronze Membership plus an additional autographed holoshop image of Aphoxema and a monthly newsletter written by Aphoxema herself, together with a standard dialect translation, for those of you who have difficulties comprehending her writing style.
Gold Membership includes all of the benefits of Basic, Bronze and Silver Membership plus a personalized official USA Lord Plush plush toy, and the opportunity to meet with Aphoxema from time to time in person in a public place, together with me and all of the other Gold Members.
Platinum Membership includes all of the benefits of Basic, Bronze, Silver and Gold Membership, plus free membership the weekly virtual support group ôUnrequited Love for Aphoxemaö, which I moderate, and the opportunity to have a lovely Matari dinner with Aphoxema and myself from time to time in our flat in a double-extra-sekrit location.
The pricing scheme for USA memberships is as follows:
Basic Membership û one-time fee of 5000 ISK Bronze Membership û one-time fee of 10000 ISK Silver Membership û one-time fee of 10,000 ISK, plus a monthly fee of 3000 ISK Gold Membership û one-time fee of 20,000 ISK, plus a monthly fee of 10,000 ISK Platinum Membership û one-time fee of 50,000 ISK, plus a monthly fee of 30,000 ISK
So, I hope all of you would-be suitors of my darling dear Aphoxema will join up and show your support and affection for her! Please contact me here and via EVE-mail with membership enquiries. All proceeds generated by the USA club will be solely for AphoxemaÆs benefit, and not for my own.
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.09.12 15:54:00 -
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Ah, prostitution. A good use for your slave. _________
In war there is only relentless and pointless quotes about war such as this one |
Marie Trudeau
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Posted - 2005.09.12 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Scuro Ah, prostitution. A good use for your slave.
It involves no such thing! ---------------------------
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Duji
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Posted - 2005.09.12 16:17:00 -
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Then why should we buy Marie? ___________________________________________
Meaningful playing and playful working |
Shuo Ban
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Posted - 2005.09.12 16:18:00 -
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???? i think my blade is in love .... what he would do 2 spend a night with her ..... -----------------------------------------------
An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior |
Marie Trudeau
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Posted - 2005.09.12 16:29:00 -
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*Marie Trudeau sighs at the level of galnet discourse ...
This is about showing support and affection for Aphoxema ... not about prostitution or "spending the night with her". I thought it would be nice for some of you to be able to show your support and affection and even meet her, but certainly nothing along the lines you're suggesting. It's disappointing to read such responses, but I know that there are others out there who may approach this more respectfully. ---------------------------
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Sabbott
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Posted - 2005.09.12 16:33:00 -
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Platinum Membership for me! isk sent
-Sabbott
Our website http://www.blood-inquisition.net
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Shuo Ban
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Posted - 2005.09.12 16:37:00 -
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oh well .... my blade is really upset now .... ill have 2 find another slavery supporter to kill ...
Now now dont be upset from the nasty lady blade, its gona be ok ... -----------------------------------------------
An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior |
Tomahawk Bliss
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Posted - 2005.09.12 17:19:00 -
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Platinum Membership!
Isk sent
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Darth Revanant
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Posted - 2005.09.12 22:29:00 -
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I think you should charge at least 10 times what your current prices are.
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.09.12 23:15:00 -
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None of these options includes a copy of my book: "So you wanna know about Aphox, huh?"
I'm very sad. -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
Jonathan Wark
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Posted - 2005.09.12 23:29:00 -
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Jonathan reads the notice on the Galnet and frowns.
ôStation verbal interface.ö
ôWorkingö
ôRecord the following message for broadcast on the Galnet.ö
ôRecording started.ö
ôMistress Trudeau, I will be sending one million ISK though I do not require any sort of membership. More than my soul I can not pledge however if this pitiful gesture of ISK will bring happiness to Aphoxema then so be it. Please take no offence at my words nor think them said in anger as this is not so.
You better than most know of what I speak when I say that I find my feelings ultimately harmful to all involved and that IÆm trying to move on. May you fly strong and find the true path you seek, but ever as you go forward remember that I am here for you both.ö
Quote of the day. - JonathanÆs pod is faster than mine. |
Marie Trudeau
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Posted - 2005.09.12 23:34:00 -
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Jonathan, you are already a charter member, but certainly Aphoxema would appreciate your gift, and I appreciate your giving it to her.
I'll be sure to see you in next week's support group.
Marie ---------------------------
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Von Driesel
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Posted - 2005.09.13 00:26:00 -
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No blackjack or hookers? I am taking the first pimpmobile outa here! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Kalast Raven
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Posted - 2005.09.13 04:39:00 -
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Originally by: Marie Trudeau together with a standard dialect translation, for those of you who have difficulties comprehending her writing style.
How much just for that?
------- K. Raven
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Shuo Ban
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Posted - 2005.09.13 10:45:00 -
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Originally by: Kalast Raven
Originally by: Marie Trudeau together with a standard dialect translation, for those of you who have difficulties comprehending her writing style.
How much just for that?
Yes please id like to buy one of those ...... -----------------------------------------------
An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior |
Beinrich
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Posted - 2005.09.13 12:20:00 -
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Quote: the opportunity to meet with Aphoxema from time to time in person in a public place
Is this meeting going to be held in space or inside a station?
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Duji
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Posted - 2005.09.13 12:51:00 -
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I agree, we need poker, crash, and Quafe and chicks at this party. Let's get it going on! ___________________________________________
Meaningful playing and playful working |
Shuo Ban
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Posted - 2005.09.13 13:18:00 -
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Ahhh the Platinum Membership does it involve more than dinner??? -----------------------------------------------
An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior |
Marie Trudeau
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Posted - 2005.09.13 14:33:00 -
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Originally by: Shuo Ban
Originally by: Kalast Raven
Originally by: Marie Trudeau together with a standard dialect translation, for those of you who have difficulties comprehending her writing style.
How much just for that?
Yes please id like to buy one of those ......
Well, the translation is of a specific thing ... it isn't a translation device. Aphoxema is quite capable of speaking and writing in standard when she has mind to, so for her to prepare a standard translation is quite easy. ---------------------------
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Marie Trudeau
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Posted - 2005.09.13 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Beinrich
Quote: the opportunity to meet with Aphoxema from time to time in person in a public place
Is this meeting going to be held in space or inside a station?
Thank you for your inquiry. As I envision it, this would be in a public place in a station, probably a facility rented for the purpose. ---------------------------
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Marie Trudeau
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Posted - 2005.09.13 14:36:00 -
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Edited by: Marie Trudeau on 13/09/2005 14:37:52
Originally by: Shuo Ban Ahhh the Platinum Membership does it involve more than dinner???
Dear Shuo Ban --
Yes, it would involve discussion and the opportunity to meet Aphoxema and myself (and our slaver hound, etc.) in the privacy of our own home ... anything else that may take place, if anything at all, would in any case be between consenting adults and outside the scope of the USA Club, of course, and is to be neither expected nor anticipated as a result of being a platinum member ... ---------------------------
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Duji
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Posted - 2005.09.13 14:48:00 -
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I think that I will indeed take one of these "Platinum Memberships". The money will be sent this evening.
I'm most interested. Can we bring our own booze? Or is there a corkage fee? ___________________________________________
Meaningful playing and playful working |
Marie Trudeau
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Posted - 2005.09.13 14:51:00 -
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Originally by: Duji I think that I will indeed take one of these "Platinum Memberships". The money will be sent this evening.
I'm most interested. Can we bring our own booze? Or is there a corkage fee?
Thank you for your inquiry, Duji.
We have plenty of 'booze' in our flat. When we have a dinner next, we'll provide all the food and drink (suiting Aphoxema's and my own taste for Matari cuisine, of course ...) ---------------------------
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Duji
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Posted - 2005.09.13 15:26:00 -
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Edited by: Duji on 13/09/2005 15:26:45 Matari Cuisine, and what would that consist of? I generaly stick to Gallente Cusine, which as we are decendants of the Tau Ceti (French) is generally top quality seafood from a few of the worlds deep within the Gallente borders.
One last thing can we smoke? Because I have to smoke. ___________________________________________
Meaningful playing and playful working |
Father Goose
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Posted - 2005.09.13 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Duji
One last thing can we smoke? Because I have to smoke.
*Father Goose powers up his Medium Pulse Laser II's
These things have a Fry setting, but I can't find the Smoke setting. Will Fry do?
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Marie Trudeau
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Posted - 2005.09.13 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Duji Edited by: Duji on 13/09/2005 15:26:45 Matari Cuisine, and what would that consist of? I generaly stick to Gallente Cusine, which as we are decendants of the Tau Ceti (French) is generally top quality seafood from a few of the worlds deep within the Gallente borders.
One last thing can we smoke? Because I have to smoke.
Yes I know Gallente cuisine quite well myself. Aphoxema introduced me to Matari cuisine, and I've learned a thing or two about preparing it over the last several months. It can be strong tasting at first, but it's quite lovely.
And, yes, smoking is permitted ... Aphoxema still smokes from time to time, in fact. ---------------------------
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Kaeleron
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Posted - 2005.09.16 00:34:00 -
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*Pushes off Rock*
Aphoxema who? |
Denny Crane
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Posted - 2005.09.18 09:28:00 -
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Originally by: Marie Trudeau
The pricing scheme
Greetings,
Sounds about right.
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.09.18 11:14:00 -
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Originally by: Kaeleron *Pushes off Rock*
Aphoxema who?
Aphoxema G.
And on a completely unrelated note, what the hell does the G stand for? _________
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