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Ricardo Veneroso
Aloof Neurotic Unemployed Salvagers Blue Sec
4
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Posted - 2013.04.24 04:40:00 -
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For my dear friend, Kristoffon Ellecon, I have written this little poem:
Upon first contact with our nemesis in this star trek, we thought that we'd have to voyage home. But upon reaching this undiscovered country, we decided to mount an insurrection, drive him back into darkness and proceed to the final frontier.
(sorry wrath of khan and search for spock don't fit well into a sentence)
(Feel free to add poems about the following subjects that he hates: Ponies, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Hippies, Potheads, Pokemon and especially Ponies) |
Danalee
Righteous Immortal Pew Blue Sec
10
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Posted - 2013.04.24 05:29:00 -
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Ricardo, IGÇÖd be a bit more thankful if I was you!
By throwing his precious Machariel in mount low sec, he did save all of mankind! In fact, I was so happy when I saw - from a galaxy far, far, away - that Kristoffon Baggins had successfully completed his mission, I lit one up especially for the occasion! (Mind you, I felt like a real hippie afterwards, saw ponies and the whole shebang!)
In any case, if Ash could only choose one Pokemon to be in his Pok+¬dex, IGÇÖm sure heGÇÖd choose Kristoffon-chu!
D.
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Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1675
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Posted - 2013.04.24 05:40:00 -
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I have always found it deplorable when target come into a "I want work" thread to taunt people with a loss.
Yes, this is a work thread and lets be honest here, as a fellow man that works by himself your ability to loose ships is a lot greater than those who stay huddled up and gang up to engage this one person.
What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Danalee
Righteous Immortal Pew Blue Sec
10
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Posted - 2013.04.24 05:55:00 -
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Dear mister Kane, let me start by saying that I've always liked your style and have been -covertly- following your exploits for a while now.
Cannibal Kane wrote:
What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?
Now, showing balls while ganking mining boats in a Machariel doesn't really compute, now does it? Smack talking while doing it... yeah...
You also see the killmails speaking for themselves really, if you would go and look. One-two players 'have him' and call out for the masses to be on the mail...
If I would go out and fly a 2.5bil ship into a kitchen sink enemiesGÇÖ fleet and loose said ship stupidly, do I get to taunt that same fleet for killing me?
In any case, it has been a good run for our alliance; we had some good lessons (for which I sincerely thanked him already) thanks to this unprovoked wardec. Our one man killing machine expected to pummel on some carebears, bit of a bit more than he could chew and got a taste of his own medicine. End of story.
D.
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Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1675
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Posted - 2013.04.24 06:04:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Dear mister Kane, let me start by saying that I've always liked your style and have been -covertly- following your exploits for a while now. Cannibal Kane wrote:
What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?
Now, showing balls while ganking mining boats in a Machariel doesn't really compute, now does it? Smack talking while doing it... yeah... You also see the killmails speaking for themselves really, if you would go and look. One-two players 'have him' and call out for the masses to be on the mail... If I would go out and fly a 2.5bil ship into a kitchen sink enemiesGÇÖ fleet and loose said ship stupidly, do I get to taunt that same fleet for killing me? In any case, it has been a good run for our alliance; we had some good lessons (for which I sincerely thanked him already) thanks to this unprovoked wardec. Our one man killing machine expected to pummel on some carebears, bit of a bit more than he could chew and got a taste of his own medicine. End of story. D.
Then pardon my lack of knowledge. Would a healthy mail convo not suffice rather than spoiling a thread used to get ISK?
People can draw their own conclusion with regards to kills losses. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Danalee
Righteous Immortal Pew Blue Sec
10
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Posted - 2013.04.24 06:11:00 -
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You are right, excuse our newbish enthousiasm. I will refrain from posting here again (after this one time) and ask our alliance members to do the same.
D.
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Ricardo Veneroso
Aloof Neurotic Unemployed Salvagers Blue Sec
6
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Posted - 2013.04.24 14:13:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Danalee wrote:Dear mister Kane, let me start by saying that I've always liked your style and have been -covertly- following your exploits for a while now. Cannibal Kane wrote:
What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?
Now, showing balls while ganking mining boats in a Machariel doesn't really compute, now does it? Smack talking while doing it... yeah... You also see the killmails speaking for themselves really, if you would go and look. One-two players 'have him' and call out for the masses to be on the mail... If I would go out and fly a 2.5bil ship into a kitchen sink enemiesGÇÖ fleet and loose said ship stupidly, do I get to taunt that same fleet for killing me? In any case, it has been a good run for our alliance; we had some good lessons (for which I sincerely thanked him already) thanks to this unprovoked wardec. Our one man killing machine expected to pummel on some carebears, bit of a bit more than he could chew and got a taste of his own medicine. End of story. D. Then pardon my lack of knowledge. Would a healthy mail convo not suffice rather than spoiling a thread used to get ISK? People can draw their own conclusion with regards to kills losses.
Fair enough. But let's make one thing clear about "balls". Killing hulks and noobs in a machariel or cynabal doesn't mean that you have courage, rather that you have too much isk. We were merely pointing out that we helped to relieve him of some of it. It's really a service for the eve community, as we are stimulating the economy! Just as he is by killing care bears in high sec. War and PVP is a necessity to this game as without it there would be little reason to mine as there would be no need for minerals to buy replacement ships.
But I suppose that it is unprofessional to do this in a work thread, so I will instead give him a positive review, from a war target's perspective. This is a positive review.
1.) He forces his war target to pay attention. Thank you for that, as we've had some people who are too relaxed.
2.) He is a good pilot and generally succeeds in making people annoyed when he slips away!
3.) He is generally a good sport and delivers a professional service.
4.) Despite his aversion to it, he is willing to come to low sec.
5.) He isn't afraid to risk his ship to get the job done. |
Cable Udan
The Tuskers
155
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Posted - 2013.04.24 14:17:00 -
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I endorse this product and/or service. http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ My Pirate Blog |
HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
0
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Posted - 2013.04.25 02:53:00 -
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That was a positive review, as I sat back and watch him first hand take out a small mining corp, with his powerful ship, I'm glad and please with the end result of his death and the bil he have lost. Now at this time Mr Kris is on his alt to recoup the lost. To see and now knowing how a miner feel lol is great. So to the Alli that pay me a % of my bounty on his head Thank u and a JOB WELL DONE. HorusAha Cann Ricardo Veneroso wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Danalee wrote:Dear mister Kane, let me start by saying that I've always liked your style and have been -covertly- following your exploits for a while now. Cannibal Kane wrote:
What you should be asking yourself... Should he not be taunting you for having the balls to engage and you required 9 people to kill him?
Now, showing balls while ganking mining boats in a Machariel doesn't really compute, now does it? Smack talking while doing it... yeah... You also see the killmails speaking for themselves really, if you would go and look. One-two players 'have him' and call out for the masses to be on the mail... If I would go out and fly a 2.5bil ship into a kitchen sink enemiesGÇÖ fleet and loose said ship stupidly, do I get to taunt that same fleet for killing me? In any case, it has been a good run for our alliance; we had some good lessons (for which I sincerely thanked him already) thanks to this unprovoked wardec. Our one man killing machine expected to pummel on some carebears, bit of a bit more than he could chew and got a taste of his own medicine. End of story. D. Then pardon my lack of knowledge. Would a healthy mail convo not suffice rather than spoiling a thread used to get ISK? People can draw their own conclusion with regards to kills losses. Fair enough. But let's make one thing clear about "balls". Killing hulks and noobs in a machariel or cynabal doesn't mean that you have courage, rather that you have too much isk. We were merely pointing out that we helped to relieve him of some of it. It's really a service for the eve community, as we are stimulating the economy! Just as he is by killing care bears in high sec. War and PVP is a necessity to this game as without it there would be little reason to mine as there would be no need for minerals to buy replacement ships. But I suppose that it is unprofessional to do this in a work thread, so I will instead give him a positive review, from a war target's perspective. This is a positive review.
1.) He forces his war target to pay attention. Thank you for that, as we've had some people who are too relaxed. 2.) He is a good pilot and generally succeeds in making people annoyed when he slips away! 3.) He is generally a good sport and delivers a professional service. 4.) Despite his aversion to it, he is willing to come to low sec. 5.) He isn't afraid to risk his ship to get the job done.
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HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
0
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Posted - 2013.04.25 04:54:00 -
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Great doing " Business " with you have a nice day. Oh by the way Thanks again for the % of the 1 bill bounty my friend . Do u need a loan I have tons of isk. Just Eve Mail Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:Ricardo Veneroso wrote:Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it! Why? Are you going to undock? |
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culo duro
Next Level Alcoholics
83
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Posted - 2013.04.25 05:59:00 -
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What i find amazing is that this "elite pvp" which you guys are claiming to do, involved having 9 dudes on the first mach, and 6 on the last one.
This guy had the balls to go out there and give you a fight, and what do you do? you come here and say "hey look at us we're awesome for blopping a machariel". I'm betting that neither of you guys would do that, if you were him... Be happy the guy undocked and brought you a fight, or go **** off to narnia. |
Ludovicus Bock
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.04.25 13:18:00 -
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culo duro wrote:What i find amazing is that this "elite pvp" which you guys are claiming to do, involved having 9 dudes on the first mach, and 6 on the last one.
This guy had the balls to go out there and give you a fight, and what do you do? you come here and say "hey look at us we're awesome for blopping a machariel". I'm betting that neither of you guys would do that, if you were him... Be happy the guy undocked and brought you a fight, or go **** off to narnia.
Nice of you to look at the broad picture of the situation No bias whatsoever, right? Indeed, from an outsider's point of view it is clear that the self proclaimed one man army is a honorable/elite PVP'er that wouldn't dream of attacking non combat ships and the alliance he wardecced are all mean blobbers that tricked him into wardeccing them and than took advantage of his honor to lure him in a situation where he could loose his ship and there was no danger for them.
Maybe you need to come out of Narnia before commenting?
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culo duro
Next Level Alcoholics
85
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Posted - 2013.04.25 14:16:00 -
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Ludovicus Bock wrote:culo duro wrote:What i find amazing is that this "elite pvp" which you guys are claiming to do, involved having 9 dudes on the first mach, and 6 on the last one.
This guy had the balls to go out there and give you a fight, and what do you do? you come here and say "hey look at us we're awesome for blopping a machariel". I'm betting that neither of you guys would do that, if you were him... Be happy the guy undocked and brought you a fight, or go **** off to narnia. Nice of you to look at the broad picture of the situation No bias whatsoever, right? Indeed, from an outsider's point of view it is clear that the self proclaimed one man army is a honorable/elite PVP'er that wouldn't dream of attacking non combat ships and the alliance he wardecced are all mean blobbers that tricked him into wardeccing them and than took advantage of his honor to lure him in a situation where he could loose his ship and there was no danger for them. Maybe you need to come out of Narnia before commenting?
You're misunderstanding what i'm saying... You tend to get alot of people that will simply just stay docked up, and only fight fights they know they can win 100%. |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
73
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Posted - 2013.04.25 22:22:00 -
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Losing ships is what happens when you're drunk and bored (I find the latter worse than the former) and make dumb mistakes. The persons that are here chest beating have absolutely no merit to claim as I was the one dumb enough to fly the mach through a tempest's web range when I could have simply warped off or flown around it. I'm already used to the fact that I'll never be as good as the guys that define their self worth over their ability in a videogame so that argument is over, save your typing. In fact, I'm working my way up to losing AT ships, I hear it's what the real cool kids do. Maybe the carebears here too will one day be able to welp 5B worth of ships over a couple days and not give a **** about it.
Meanwhile I'd like to take a moment and ask the reader and potential customer to count how many of my happy targets, and from how many different corps, took their time to come here and post about how life changing their interactions with me were. This many pissed off people can only mean one thing: if you want to **** people off, hire me.
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Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
73
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Posted - 2013.04.25 22:25:00 -
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HorusAha Cann wrote:Great doing " Business " with you have a nice day. Oh by the way Thanks again for the % of the 1 bill bounty my friend . Do u need a loan I have tons of isk. Just Eve Mail Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:Ricardo Veneroso wrote:Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it! Why? Are you going to undock? Hey, our business isn't over yet. Wardecs only finish when I let them expire, not sooner. |
Swidgen
Republic University Minmatar Republic
47
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Posted - 2013.04.29 11:45:00 -
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Bump for a service well done. Have a job to be taken care of? Want results? Kristoffon is your guy. Professional service done right and a no-nonsense approach to the job. Satisfied customer here, will call on his services again. |
HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
0
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Posted - 2013.04.30 14:58:00 -
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lol I don't care if us ever don't end it, please keep it going. you just and will not ever understand. U war doc for money if u see me come get get me. Because I really don't have time for small minded players like u, and oh bay the way, I have never stop undocking so get your facts right lol. I see u when I see u . lol Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:HorusAha Cann wrote:Great doing " Business " with you have a nice day. Oh by the way Thanks again for the % of the 1 bill bounty my friend . Do u need a loan I have tons of isk. Just Eve Mail Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:Ricardo Veneroso wrote:Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it! Why? Are you going to undock? Hey, our business isn't over yet. Wardecs only finish when I let them expire, not sooner.
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Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
73
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Posted - 2013.05.01 13:33:00 -
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HorusAha Cann wrote: I have never stop undocking so get your facts right lol. So how about this four week long period time when your war on me had been declared mutual and you never even logged in, how often did you undock in that period of time? Undocking in your dreams does not count.
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Oliver Eels
Somali Coast Guard BootCamp
0
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Posted - 2013.05.01 14:35:00 -
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I haven't used Kristoffon's services, but judging by the butthurt in this thread and the maturity (*cough*) of the posts of his detractors here, it does look like he must be pretty good. |
Dorian Gozzie
Patriot Security Services
6
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Posted - 2013.05.01 16:10:00 -
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Sounds like he dec'd some folks, who in turn decided to fight back (successfully). I'm confused as to why everyone is running to the defense of the aggressor. I believe the targets have every right to gloat, especially since the war was forced upon them in the first place. What should the defenders have done? Hid in the station to satisfy his ego? Line up outside of the station to allow him to pad his killboard?
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HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
0
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Posted - 2013.05.01 22:48:00 -
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You know the one that dreams are the one that wish, lol just for the record and my last post if you went me come get some . Like I have said before, I'm not dock scan me down and lets do it. See you like war doc ( MINERS ) the weak and when you do make the mistake of war docing a real corp what happen? Oh ya you was bored and have been drinking lol that good . In other words " YOU GOT HANDLE" not like those miner you war doc and think I stop them for making money. You need to go after people like me and stop war docing the none fighter your weak and lost. Why will I hire some one to war doc a corp that just went to mine, here a ideal War Doc me come on, but there one thing just war me and u will see. Yes this is EVE do or die, "but man have a pair".PVP a PVP and not PVE [if you so good. Have a Bless Day quote=Kristoffon Ellecon]HorusAha Cann wrote: I have never stop undocking so get your facts right lol. So how about this four week long period time when your war on me had been declared mutual and you never even logged in, how often did you undock in that period of time? Undocking in your dreams does not count. [/quote]
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Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1707
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Posted - 2013.05.01 22:58:00 -
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HorusAha Cann wrote:You know the one that dreams are the one that wish, lol just for the record and my last post if you went me come get some . Like I have said before, I'm not dock scan me down and lets do it. See you like war doc ( MINERS ) the weak and when you do make the mistake of war docing a real corp what happen? Oh ya you was bored and have been drinking lol that good . In other words " YOU GOT HANDLE" not like those miner you war doc and think I stop them for making money. You need to go after people like me and stop war docing the none fighter your weak and lost. Why will I hire some one to war doc a corp that just went to mine, here a ideal War Doc me come on, but there one thing just war me and u will see. Yes this is EVE do or die, "but man have a pair".PVP a PVP and not PVE [if you so good. Have a Bless Day quote=Kristoffon Ellecon] HorusAha Cann wrote: I have never stop undocking so get your facts right lol. So how about this four week long period time when your war on me had been declared mutual and you never even logged in, how often did you undock in that period of time? Undocking in your dreams does not count.
Firstly... learn to quote properly. Your post is a mess. Secondly, you talk way to much about PVP and daring people to come shoot you for somebody with 0 kills and losses along with your corp... 0 kills or losses.
Stop it... "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
73
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Posted - 2013.05.02 00:43:00 -
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HorusAha Cann wrote:Mr Cann writes some gibberish that, as a mere English speaker, I cannot understand
You do remember that that day when I busted yours or your friend's mining op you only escaped with your Navy Scorpion because your limited grasp of game mechanics led you to wardec me separately, instead of allying into his war, and that war wasn't live yet? Well I didn't forget.
Tell you what, ally with him, or wardec me, or duel me, I don't care, bring out your Navy Scorp and I'll fight you in a T1, non-faction battlecruiser. Think you can handle that? |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
73
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Posted - 2013.05.02 14:17:00 -
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Hey Cann, since you blocked me, kindly take a look and give us your input in this thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2964246#post2964246
Thank you. |
Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1289
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Posted - 2013.05.02 15:23:00 -
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OK, so let me see if I understand your criteria:
* If I do market peeveepee and never HAVE to undock, that's a WIN in your book * If I shift my alts & corpies to other corps (including NPC corps) or have them make use of their jump clones to relocate somewhere else and CONTINUE THE SAME BUSINESS IN GENERAL, that's a WIN in your book
I hope I understand this. Oh, and the only part you got right (and no, I haven't looked at your KB stats) is that kills are the measure of success... Forcing a corp to relocate and their operation continues unabated is not a win. "Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
73
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Posted - 2013.05.02 15:27:00 -
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According to the Merriam Webster dictionary, "win" is either a transitive verb or an intransitive verb: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/win
It is not a noun under any circumstances. The word you are looking for is "victory". Please update your post so that it follows proper grammar. |
HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
0
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Posted - 2013.05.06 16:39:00 -
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Hummm Hi Mr Ellecon how have u been, sorry for the long delay. Yes I have read your post and seen the response. They are right to the point and yes this is a alt of my. I main is bounty to the max and will be killed on sight, lol but beside that I'm dock right now and will be out in about 3 day after the final training of my Widow, Train well and hope to see you soon Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:
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