Histracko
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Posted - 2005.09.15 19:20:00 -
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This is not ment to be in any way offensive to anyone, it is just a fun little thing i did about a great game.
Ships are alot like toilets and i'll tell you why. First you have differnet types of toilets. When your young and have no SKILL at using one you need diapers, which are disposable and replacable for cheap, just like n00b ships. As you get older you LEARN to control yourself and get to upgrade to a small 'potty' which must be emptied so it really can't do much, but is still good for what its ment for, just like frigates. When you finally master the SKILL of using a 'potty' you get to upgrade to the 'big people potty' which can do more than your little 'potty' and can handle much more, which would be a cruiser. Finally when you get enough money and are comfotable enough w/your bathroom habits you can get the advanced version which can do things like wash your rear for you, just like a Battleship(ok not the washing your rear part but you get the idea).
They also have similarities in the differnet things you can change about each type. As n00b ships very few things are differnt between one diaper and another and there really isn't anything you can modify about the diaper. With a frigate you have more of a variety to choose from based on what you like and what you want ot do, but still a pretty limited ammount of things you can change and do to it, just like a 'potty', while there are different brands and they are designed the way that are for differnt reasons they are not very changable for the most part. Cruisers offer more room for change and growth, they can handle hairier(you dirty dirty minded person) situations and are more versitile, as for the regular toilets you can change the handle on them, add a new lid with or without padding, change the fluching mechanism, a whole range of things. Finally when you get to the point you can afford a 'super-toilet' you can do many differnt things to it, add a radio, get it to wash your bum, install an air freshener to go off after each flush, pretty much anything you can think of, just like with a battleship.
Well, these are my idle thoughts, if anyone has anything to add please put it as a post and i will add it if I think it is worthy. Hope this offers some entertainment to some of you.
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