Pages: [1] :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
RAIN Arthie
Angels of Valour
4
|
Posted - 2013.04.27 16:18:00 -
[1] - Quote
The Mittani confessions
Mittani was chained to a chair.
GÇ£Alright guys, you got me. Now what do you want?GÇ¥
BOOM! A loud thud was heard as a phone book landed and slid across the table Mittani sat at.
GÇ£What do you wantGÇ¥ he questioned with tears forming.
GÇ£You are going to be real intimate with this phone book unless you tell us why you keep attacking trade hubsGÇ¥ questioned the undisclosed man.
GÇ£Come on man, itGÇÖs for funGÇ¥ he responded.GÇ¥
GÇ£Costing people billions and ruining lives is fun? You sir are a terrorist. Nothing more, nothing less. WhatGÇÖs wrong, donGÇÖt like the fact that the people rose against you and took you out?GÇ¥ stated the undisclosed man.
GÇ£How much does it cost you every time you do it? Billions, trillions? And what is this hulkaggedon thing? IGÇÖm sure your apart of that too.GÇ¥
GÇ£What do you want me to say? I think itGÇÖs fun so we do it. GÇ£ Mittani whimpered.
GÇ£Well, Concorde no longer wishes to have you in high security space or low security space. They are sending you to a pilot detention center in null sec. But we already figured your friends were going to rescue you so we are going to just keep you locked in here until you give us names of your informants, directors, money locations, ships and defenses. If we are feeling generous after the confession we wonGÇÖt turn you over to the Gallente Federation. God knows what they would do to you. The station you attacked is already repairedGǪGÇ¥ Before the undisclosed man could finish Mittani interrupted.
GÇ£How long have I been out?GÇ¥ Mittani demanded.
GÇ£About three months and eight days.GÇ¥ Replied undisclosed man.
Mittani broke into tears and began sobbing. He suddenly stopped and looked up at the Undisclosed man. GÇ£IGÇÖm going to end all of you!GÇ¥
GÇ£Mmmm I think not. We here in high sec are going to go to your space and destroy everything you built. Just so we can be rid of your stupidity and terroristic behavior. People no longer require your services. Right now you are inside an asteroid. We made this cell just for you so that if someone tries to spring you free you will be sucked into space. Also you are being pulled along with the fleet behind the flagship of the resistance. Hope your guys have great aim.
The story will continueGǪ
|
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
1109
|
Posted - 2013.04.27 16:29:00 -
[2] - Quote
Hahaha... funny story |
Ander Fred
Bangarang Inc
0
|
Posted - 2013.04.28 08:11:00 -
[3] - Quote
Sounds like bad fanfic |
RAIN Arthie
The Scope Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2013.04.28 11:32:00 -
[4] - Quote
Write something better. |
Alizabeth Vea
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
268
|
Posted - 2013.05.01 20:54:00 -
[5] - Quote
Stop writing. You're horrible at it. Editor: TheMittani.com -á If you are going anywhere else to get your Eve News, you are wrong.
|
YuuKnow
Terra-Formers
722
|
Posted - 2013.05.03 03:21:00 -
[6] - Quote
Your forgetting that with clone technology the Mittani is immortal like all other capsuleers. All that needs to be done to free him is to blow up the asteroid and activate his clone.
yk |
RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet Tribal Band
6
|
Posted - 2013.05.05 23:40:00 -
[7] - Quote
YuuKnow wrote:Your forgetting that with clone technology the Mittani is immortal like all other capsuleers. All that needs to be done to free him is to blow up the asteroid and activate his clone.
yk
I kinda thought of that. |
RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet Tribal Band
6
|
Posted - 2013.05.05 23:42:00 -
[8] - Quote
Alizabeth Vea wrote:Stop writing. You're horrible at it.
Your just another number in the crowd. |
Aprudena Gist
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
34
|
Posted - 2013.05.06 18:47:00 -
[9] - Quote
you should go read flight of the burkey |
|
|
|
Pages: [1] :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |