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Rhivre
TarNec
74
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Posted - 2013.05.01 09:39:00 -
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Halp CCP...
Docking my lovely DST today, it appears I missed the ladder on the way out, and have discovered that your stations have some very weird gravity effects.
I must have tripped on the edge of my pod door, as I have spent the last 10 minutes very slowly falling through the station floor.
It all started going wrong about here: HALP!
And it just got worse from then on...I have been waiting for a thud, however, it seems the stations are bottomless, and I am now concerned I may end up falling into some terrible space/time distortion and ending up in the middle of a blob in null in my pod....
Waiting for a bump
EEEEP!
Admiring the pipework
HALP!
The end is nigh!
GD, you are my last hope...if this doesnt end well, you cant have my stuff, cos I think it fell with me....alternatively, if the universe is actually collapsing...then contract me your stuff when we get to the other side! |
GallowsCalibrator
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
277
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Posted - 2013.05.01 09:47:00 -
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You found the Door.
Congratulations, welcome to the inside of the station! Welcome FOREVER.
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Rhivre
TarNec
74
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Posted - 2013.05.01 09:51:00 -
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GallowsCalibrator wrote:You found the Door.
Congratulations, welcome to the inside of the station! Welcome FOREVER.
So thats why Hilmar kept it closed at the weekend |
Comando Rotineque
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.05.01 10:16:00 -
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Could this be a way to finally get to Jove space? |
Aquila Shadow
BetaMax. CRONOS.
161
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Posted - 2013.05.01 10:30:00 -
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If anyone is interested i shall reveal the hidden door that CONCORD dosnt want you to know about in the Yulai system.
http://i.imgur.com/TMZzhVf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vobXjab.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/csuwHF9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4IWeVzK.jpg
The rest of the photos are of me touring the lower levels of the station
http://i.imgur.com/Y0VkSEE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UIb5hpR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kvZ3WlO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/inUAB53.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/L4kVl5t.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UZckwAO.jpg
All in all it was a nice little trip, ended up sending out postcards to my mum while i was down there. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á "Let Vigilance Be Your Sword" |
Cypherous
Liberty Rogues Aprilon Dynasty
13
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Posted - 2013.05.01 10:30:00 -
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Came expecting CCP Guard joke
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Sentient Blade
Walk It Off
912
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Posted - 2013.05.01 10:53:00 -
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425mm Guardrail
... I'll get my coat. |
Ivoto
CrapCorp Holdings
36
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Posted - 2013.05.01 10:53:00 -
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Youve found a way to exit your CQ.
Congratulations, you just won Eve Online. |
Jonasan Mikio
Hateful Munitions Totally Consensual
20
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Posted - 2013.05.01 18:43:00 -
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Dude, this is how you access the final raid dungeon of eve! Assemble your finest wizards and make sure they have at least t4 raid gear! |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness Clockwork Pineapple
1847
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Posted - 2013.05.01 18:47:00 -
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have you tried exiting the CQ?
no.. seriously |
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Utremi Fasolasi
The Jagged Edge Rebel Alliance of New Eden
207
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Posted - 2013.05.01 18:52:00 -
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Morganta wrote:have you tried exiting the CQ?
no.. seriously
Yeah click the button to enter the hanger view and it's instantly fixed/reset. |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
1921
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:03:00 -
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Ever drank so much that you fell down and missed the floor?
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
1775
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:12:00 -
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Rhivre wrote:The end is nigh!GD, you are my last hope...if this doesnt end well, you cant have my stuff, cos I think it fell with me....alternatively, if the universe is actually collapsing...then contract me your stuff when we get to the other side! "Another visitor. Stay awhile... staaaaay FOREVER!"
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2697
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:20:00 -
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Deep in the bowels of the station the OP will run into Gollum and discover that the entire game is just a layer of LOTRO. |
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CCP Guard
C C P C C P Alliance
3650
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:23:00 -
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Cypherous wrote:Came expecting CCP Guard joke
Me too. CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer |-á@ccp_guard |
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Rhivre
TarNec
81
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:26:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote:Cypherous wrote:Came expecting CCP Guard joke Me too.
Well, now you are here, you will do just fine as a safety rail, we can just hang onto your banhammer for safety |
Jonasan Mikio
Hateful Munitions Totally Consensual
21
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:30:00 -
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Rhivre wrote:CCP Guard wrote:Cypherous wrote:Came expecting CCP Guard joke Me too. Well, now you are here, you will do just fine as a safety rail, we can just hang onto your banhammer for safety
No way.. thats where he keeps the souls of evil botters and people who threaten peoples RL assets..... I dont wat to hang out in there, im to pretty for the ban hammer! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WOULD DO TO ME IN THE BANHAMMER? |
baltec1
Bat Country
6171
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:33:00 -
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Rhivre wrote:CCP Guard wrote:Cypherous wrote:Came expecting CCP Guard joke Me too. Well, now you are here, you will do just fine as a safety rail, we can just hang onto your banhammer for safety
Fool. A Guard rail made is at a perfect tripping hight.
Why I bet I was guard that this! |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
3374
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:45:00 -
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FFS. Learn to floor.
That being said, it always takes one person to ruin the fun for everyone. Mcdonalds hot coffee was ruined by someone who DIDNT find scalding liquid being poured into your lap as exciting as I did, and why does it tell you 'do not eat' on the back of Preperation H? I can only image the call into the help line where someone downed 4 tubes of the stuff before realizing that their hemmhroids werent any better and decided to call prompting that little jewel on the carton and tube.
Now that you forgot to floor, we will get big ugly handrails, bright yellow warning signs and yellow flashy lights, and we will all have to strap up when we come within 20ft of the edge. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1586
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:50:00 -
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Old bugs are best bugs! The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
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Rhivre
TarNec
84
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Posted - 2013.05.01 19:57:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:FFS. Learn to floor.
That being said, it always takes one person to ruin the fun for everyone. Mcdonalds hot coffee was ruined by someone who DIDNT find scalding liquid being poured into your lap as exciting as I did, and why does it tell you 'do not eat' on the back of Preperation H? I can only image the call into the help line where someone downed 4 tubes of the stuff before realizing that their hemmhroids werent any better and decided to call prompting that little jewel on the carton and tube.
Now that you forgot to floor, we will get big ugly handrails, bright yellow warning signs and yellow flashy lights, and we will all have to strap up when we come within 20ft of the edge.
The question is, will we get pandas to help us into our seats? |
Calathorn Virpio
Golden Construction Inc. Legacy Rising
255
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Posted - 2013.05.01 20:00:00 -
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Rhivre wrote:Halp CCP... Docking my lovely DST today, it appears I missed the ladder on the way out, and have discovered that your stations have some very weird gravity effects. I must have tripped on the edge of my pod door, as I have spent the last 10 minutes very slowly falling through the station floor. It all started going wrong about here: HALP!And it just got worse from then on...I have been waiting for a thud, however, it seems the stations are bottomless, and I am now concerned I may end up falling into some terrible space/time distortion and ending up in the middle of a blob in null in my pod.... Waiting for a bumpEEEEP!Admiring the pipeworkHALP!The end is nigh!GD, you are my last hope...if this doesnt end well, you cant have my stuff, cos I think it fell with me....alternatively, if the universe is actually collapsing...then contract me your stuff when we get to the other side!
LMAO
i have had this happen to me several times, by far one of the funniest glitches in game
+1 for making an amusing thread about it BRING BACK THE JUKEBOX
more shenanigans plz
SEXY |
Calathorn Virpio
Golden Construction Inc. Legacy Rising
255
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Posted - 2013.05.01 20:03:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote:Cypherous wrote:Came expecting CCP Guard joke Me too.
there is one now though
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=317b0us&s=5 BRING BACK THE JUKEBOX
more shenanigans plz
SEXY |
Verlaine Glariant
Amphysvena
34
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Posted - 2013.05.01 20:03:00 -
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/thread
www.amphysvena.org |
Stegas Tyrano
GLU CANU Open Space Consultancy
403
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Posted - 2013.05.01 20:08:00 -
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Put that on a T-Shirt and I'll buy it :D Herping your derp since 19Potato --á[Proposal] - Ingame Visual Adverts |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
1797
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Posted - 2013.05.01 20:31:00 -
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Once I found myself wait deep in the floor. Tried to take one step and got that freefall bug.
Handrails will not be sufficient. We need stronger floors. http://vincentoneve.wordpress.com/ |
Rhivre
TarNec
85
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Posted - 2013.05.01 20:34:00 -
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Vincent Athena wrote:Once I found myself wait deep in the floor. Tried to take one step and got that freefall bug.
Handrails will not be sufficient. We need stronger floors.
Is this due to the increasing weight of pod pilots?
We have been living sedentary lifestyles in goo now for 10 years, that has to have some effect.
Quite frankly, I am worried about our longevity. We should start podding each other more often to maintain our youthful complexions and physique before middle age spread sets in.
In my case, it is far too late, freightering is bad for your waistline, all those hours, nothing but donuts and Quafe to keep you company |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2700
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Posted - 2013.05.01 20:52:00 -
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Absolute epic would be to fall entirely out of the station.
7 years ago in WoW I found a patch of land being developed still (did some coast-hugging to get there) and there was no floor - fell through the world but some altitude-triggered death occurred and that was that. |
Calathorn Virpio
Golden Construction Inc. Legacy Rising
257
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Posted - 2013.05.01 20:53:00 -
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Rhivre wrote:Vincent Athena wrote:Once I found myself wait deep in the floor. Tried to take one step and got that freefall bug.
Handrails will not be sufficient. We need stronger floors. Is this due to the increasing weight of pod pilots? We have been living sedentary lifestyles in goo now for 10 years, that has to have some effect. Quite frankly, I am worried about our longevity. We should start podding each other more often to maintain our youthful complexions and physique before middle age spread sets in. In my case, it is far too late, freightering is bad for your waistline, all those hours, nothing but donuts and Quafe to keep you company
LOL
+1 BRING BACK THE JUKEBOX
more shenanigans plz
SEXY |
Calathorn Virpio
Golden Construction Inc. Legacy Rising
257
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Posted - 2013.05.01 20:53:00 -
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it should be a new meme BRING BACK THE JUKEBOX
more shenanigans plz
SEXY |
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